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[–]Russlethud 53 points54 points ago

[–]Ethanolica 17 points18 points ago

[–]Kensin 12 points13 points ago

I wanted this to be real :(

[–]HumbleCuntDestroyer 6 points7 points ago

It is.

[–]Kensin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kensin 1 point2 points ago

spam? In my reddit comments?

[–]crazyguns 2 points3 points ago

Achievement unlocked!!

[–]parachutefruits 0 points1 point ago

The Long Face, anyone...?

[–]andrewbt3 31 points32 points ago

SIT ON MY FACE!!!!

[–]k_dude 3 points4 points ago

this chair is CLEARLY a sex-offender.

[–]wadamo 2 points3 points ago

I agree, I also found this chair attractive.

[–]FigN01 1 point2 points ago

[–]Banthabolt -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Zman74 1 point2 points ago

That's a really slow loading gif

[–]MrGMinor 1 point2 points ago

When will people learn to mirror shit?

[–]bruce656 -4 points-3 points ago

Came here to make this joke, you fucker. I guess that makes us joke brothers.

[–]jesusinabottle 11 points12 points ago

...aw yeah

[–]Zman74 3 points4 points ago

Yeah sit riiiiiiight there.....

[–]RadioactiveHam 5 points6 points ago

DAT ASS.

[–]Dafuq_Am_I_here 2 points3 points ago

Chair: You look tired, take a seat, relax. Lady: There's only one chair though... Chair:ಠ◡ಠ

[–]sgt_ep1k 2 points3 points ago

Aw yis.

[–]fabberkraut 0 points1 point ago

"it's nice to see you back, Ass. Don't worry, I don't mind if you fart."

[–]babyshanks 93 points94 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Se7en_Sinner 40 points41 points ago

[–]vivvav 6 points7 points ago

That face just concerns me for some reason. It's like, "Ok you bastard, how's this gonna go down?"

[–]Varriable 4 points5 points ago

"That's it....yaaa....you sit down."

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

They look like wheelchairs to me.

[–]Intolerance 4 points5 points ago

so much smug

[–]dg10050 2 points3 points ago

[–]scottay2hottay 2 points3 points ago

"Wanna..sit on my face?"

[–]jberryman 0 points1 point ago

So pervy

[–]AutomaticGats 12 points13 points ago

My ass has been expecting you also, Great One.

[–]daimposter 1 point2 points ago

Is that what your boyfriend said?

[–]AutomaticGats 0 points1 point ago

No, your girlfriend.

[–]prailock 11 points12 points ago

he loves dat ass

[–]delerpian 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of the smirky faces in Cyanide and Happiness

[–]First_Utopian 7 points8 points ago

r/mildlyinteresting would love this.

[–]881ttam 7 points8 points ago

😏

[–]missa9 0 points1 point ago

😒

[–]monty055 2 points3 points ago

You should draw a mustache on it!

[–]jistarkey86 2 points3 points ago

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat...

[–]TryingYourLuck 2 points3 points ago

I never thought saying "Sit on my face" would be appropriate in a non-sexual conversation.

[–]zeroeureka 1 point2 points ago

He looks smooth as fuck.. attitude wise ..

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

"I hope I get some ass today, nothing serious, I just want someone to sit on my face"

[–]notouchmycookies 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a "Welcome back" face to me

[–]Natural_RX 0 points1 point ago

Happy chair is happy!

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 0 points1 point ago

"ya that's it: sit down. right here. right. fucking. here."

or conversely, "you're all cowgirls to me"

[–]atrde 0 points1 point ago

Come, sit, pleasure my cushions

[–]LeagueofEnts 0 points1 point ago

Now sit on my face.

[–]FigNewton7221 0 points1 point ago

PLOT TWIST! All big chairs are really parisitic space aliens who control geniuses and turn them evil so they destroy our planet!!! Every villan ever was really controlled by his chair!

[–]REB3LxSOUL 1 point2 points ago

cmon ladies. take a seat

[–]slugo17 0 points1 point ago

Smug bastard. Thinks he's got it all figured out.

[–]nickums24 0 points1 point ago

What a friendly chair.

[–]thankyouallsomuch 0 points1 point ago

Was this in reference to The Return To Oz or am I just grasping at straws here?

[–]eliavchik 0 points1 point ago

Haha i would never sit in that chair.

[–]Malik93 0 points1 point ago

gimme dat butt

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a hot ass is approaching.

[–]BoltVanderHuge0 0 points1 point ago

Probably just got sat on by Mila Kunis.

[–]MsLynn 0 points1 point ago

Ladies...

[–]comb_the_desert 0 points1 point ago

Random office chair is not impressed.

[–]SlumpPhilosopher 0 points1 point ago

"With arm-rests wide open."

[–]StavroMue11er 0 points1 point ago

Cheekiest chair ever.

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

Unless you are a really hot girl, this chair is too friendly to sit on.

[–]MikeFr 0 points1 point ago

A Republican's Obama pretending to be a Republican's Biden

[–]jintax 0 points1 point ago

That chair is too smart. Burn him!

[–]Irish06 0 points1 point ago

That chair looks pretty confident that someone will sit on it <.<

[–]beernerd 0 points1 point ago

"Friday afternoon? Just got home from work? I know exactly what you're about to do... pervert."

[–]ps2owner -1 points0 points ago

The face looks like a dude from Cyanide and Happiness...

[–]GraduationFace 0 points1 point ago

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

No, Mr Bond - I expect you to sit!

[–]Gekko77 0 points1 point ago

chair: "I got your back, bro"

[–]thediscobison 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't sit there. That chair is up to something.

[–]claripal 0 points1 point ago

THE PROBLEM IS CHOICE

[–]CigarMaster 0 points1 point ago

why don't you take a seat...

[–]rsong965 0 points1 point ago

mm.. oh yea.. are you sitting on my chest or lap? nooo body knows.

[–]trawl123 0 points1 point ago

Just look at that smug cunt

[–]Aegean 0 points1 point ago

As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

[–]ConnzoBaggins 0 points1 point ago

[–]flyentology221 0 points1 point ago

im so happy to see dat ass

[–]TheKoolKandy 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was Pajama Sam.

[–]WhitePagez 0 points1 point ago

Dat back

[–]i_win_a_lot 0 points1 point ago

Is that a dolphin?

[–]ryland52586 0 points1 point ago

Chairpetine

[–]imeatingsoup 0 points1 point ago

now please, take a seat.

[–]BengaliTurtle 0 points1 point ago

"Why don't you take a sit Little Missy"

[–]internet_dragon 0 points1 point ago

It's as if a thousands eyes turned to their chair and thought, "could I get karma for this?"

[–]LeggyBean 0 points1 point ago

ismirklikeromneywhen

[–]Johnny_Madden 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that one talking chair from Spongebob's dream in "Procrastination".

[–]leophir 0 points1 point ago

Chair looks tired

[–]Elenamoose 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my Draw Something picture of Neil Patrick Harris as Barney. Maybe...

Edit: The eyebrows are wrong, but the chair still reminds me of him!

[–]skiingpengiun2 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap it's Jane Lane from Daria.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6979/janesmile.png

[–]Futur3Sail0r 1 point2 points ago

You smug bastard chair

[–]thegeekprophet 0 points1 point ago

Just in case...I farted on my chair.

[–]mzteachuh 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for showing such imagination. I thought I was the only strange one.

[–]Jakeinspace 1 point2 points ago

Instantly reminded me of this guy

[–]Bladelink 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Paul Ryan's chair.

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

That chair is male. Infact I believe its Jessica Biels changing room chair.

[–]the_infinite 0 points1 point ago

I'm imagining it turning around slowly to face you, like supervillains always do.

Better yet, it turns around to face you.... on another rotating chair.

[–]SaviorofHyrule 0 points1 point ago

That chair has the most smug look on his face.

[–]SolairesApprentice 0 points1 point ago

Prepare your anus.

[–]tictacballsack 0 points1 point ago

Hey.. You're not a couch, let alone a back room casting one. Take off that smile.

[–]mushroomsandcoffee 0 points1 point ago

is this photo really as colorful as i think it is?

[–]kabunger 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah. I'll support your lumbar if you know what I mean.

[–]canadianman001 0 points1 point ago

You don't know the rest of the story.

[–]krizll 0 points1 point ago

Yaranaika?

[–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

Damn, i hope one day i'll be 1/10 as smooth as that chair.

[–]ANONANONONO 0 points1 point ago

"Please good sir, please be seated on my face."

[–]vanderbean 0 points1 point ago

Looks like one smug motherfucker.

[–]Pons_Asinorum 0 points1 point ago

Pervert

[–]Midlandlandman 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read that in a Sean Connery voice, or is it just me?

[–]iamyes 0 points1 point ago

pajama sam

[–]Tree_Phiddy 0 points1 point ago

this chair knows whats up with whats going down

[–]oHenry12 0 points1 point ago

2000th karma. Sorry, couldn't leave you in 1999. Internet is faster this millennium

[–]Kalyptro 0 points1 point ago

now put your ass on my face.

[–]ttimmcg 0 points1 point ago

Would you sit on me? No? Well what if I pulled this face

[–]skullbeats 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna be getting some ass tonight!

[–]SRS_are_cunts 1 point2 points ago

In a deep, black guy voice: "Well, hello there".

[–]bendvis 4 points5 points ago

"Welcome, back." (deliberate comma is a horrible attempt at humor)

[–]HedoInASpeedo 0 points1 point ago

I know what you do while you sit in me and look at the internet.

[–]suddz 0 points1 point ago

godamn hilarious. If i saw that chair, I would think "oh man going to put this on reddit." I'd get as far, and then create some shit title and my post would sink like a hooker with cement shoes on.

[–]petekill -4 points-3 points ago

Can't believe no one's made a "DAT ASS" joke yet.

[–]godamonkey 1 point2 points ago

Weird how people down vote certain posts. It is kind of like when you're at a party where everyone is having a great time, and then the awkward quiet guy says something. Everyone just stares at him silently until he leaves the room. Not that I am that weird awkward guy.

[–]Volcanuses 0 points1 point ago

Looks just like that dude from Homeland