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[–]Creator_Of_All 9 points10 points ago

What's up with the Ozzy dwarf?

[–]TheGuyAboveMeSucks 6 points7 points ago

I see Axel Rose and Rosie O'donnell.. Chris Farley is giving it his all.

[–]UndBeebs 2 points3 points ago

Your Chris Farley observation has kept me laughing constantly for 15 minutes.

[–]welcometaerf 1 point2 points ago

Dude, how much money would you pay for a tiny little Chris Farley clone? Like, about the size of a hamster. Maybe a little bigger.

[–]gibsonman95 6 points7 points ago

I was thinking Getty Lee...

[–]Nicknin10do 2 points3 points ago

Geddy*

[–]gibsonman95 1 point2 points ago

fuck.

[–]thesplendor 1 point2 points ago

The Tim Allen dwarf is really going for it too

[–]Thomsenite 10 points11 points ago

Sure but when I tie dwarfs up to things and make them haul them around for me, I'm a monster.

[–]Bigetto 6 points7 points ago

If I had lots of money to piss away, I would hire 6 little people, and pay them very well with lots of benefits, to pull me around in a sled in this fashion.

[–]WhiteMansBurden 5 points6 points ago

I saw this on a TV show many years ago. The airplane in the background is getting pulled by an elephant that weighs as much as the combined weights of the dwarfs. Of course the Dwarfs won the race.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

With the power of Ale and wenches, the Dwarfs will always win.

[–]Aloaf 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

A Dwarmy?

[–]gingervitis33 3 points4 points ago

That doesn't look like Santa's sleigh?

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at this. I am literally farting and crying from laughter as I write this

[–]Santacloz 0 points1 point ago

says you

[–]SonOfTK421 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't it be dwarves?

[–]LittleTT 1 point2 points ago

A sensible plan to get people back to work

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

There is a ridiculously photogenic dwarf. Red Suit, near the front on the left. Got him some shades on.

[–]Capitaine_Qc 0 points1 point ago

More like a dwarf version of ozzy osbourne

[–]MagnusTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

Ozzy Dwarfbourne?

[–]DRICKE 1 point2 points ago

one of those dwarfs is really tall

[–]Creator_Of_All 4 points5 points ago

Attack of The Giant Midget!

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

A giant midget, the size of an average person, with the strength of twenty dwarfs.

[–]phreakthelegend 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this was a Guinness book of work records thing where they raced an elephant.

[–]notmyusualname90 1 point2 points ago

How many stars would stealing that get you in GTA IV?

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 1 point2 points ago

none. You cant steal the AT-400 in 4. Only SA.

[–]notmyusualname90 0 points1 point ago

I was referring to the airtug, because the little people are pulling the aircraft. I guess you don't get stars for stealing the airtug really, just for being on the runway.

[–]macevil23 -1 points0 points ago

Someone should face swap on this.

[–]guessthequote 0 points1 point ago

My arse let's go. They're filming midgets.

[–]Horvitz444 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me someone has a video

[–]TheGuyAboveMeSucks 1 point2 points ago

All I see is Chris Farley

[–]axel2191 0 points1 point ago

Who doesn't have a dwarf army?

[–]michealn 1 point2 points ago

'Murica!

[–]satineclair 0 points1 point ago

If the plane was in park, then I'd be impressed.

[–]bangonthedrums 0 points1 point ago

I don't think planes can be "in park"... their wheels are free rolling, unpowered, and not connected to a gearbox.

[–]MorleyDotes 0 points1 point ago

breaks?

[–]bangonthedrums 2 points3 points ago

Brakes?

[–]MorleyDotes 0 points1 point ago

no, they don't put gears on them because they might breaks...

...alright, I admit it... I started drinking early today...

[–]satineclair 0 points1 point ago

That makes disappointing sense.

[–]pershore 0 points1 point ago

How do I go about making this my permanent form of transport?

[–]Aaya 0 points1 point ago

...I don't know what I expected.

[–]hampesc 0 points1 point ago

And a fat dude

[–]Veothrosh 1 point2 points ago

[–]chrpd 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Santa's sled is a little bit different nowadays

[–]pandageek 0 points1 point ago

There you go.... Energy crises solved.

[–]pyro1985 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know this was a thing - but it just made my day.

[–]Lonewxnderer 0 points1 point ago

Santa's ran out of reindeers

[–]Zammin 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see the Jimmy Doohan (Scotty) doppelganger in there?

[–]Emanating 0 points1 point ago

What's with the large man in blue? Clearly not a dwarf. Highly upset.

[–]mikeyRamone 0 points1 point ago

Coming up next on TLC : Little People, Big Plane.

[–]DeusCaelum 0 points1 point ago

I originally read this as Army Dwarfs. Sweet they have different kinds, like ants! Then my brain realized how idiotic that was.....

[–]lefthandhazel 0 points1 point ago

An Army of American Dwarfs.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Work my tiny minions!

[–]baconredditor 0 points1 point ago

My life....is now complete

[–]jessicamshannon 0 points1 point ago

Aww man! was I the only one who was expecting to see a plane full of dwarves dressed as flamenco dancers? I wanted to see an army of tiny RuPauls in fruit hats exploring the sky!

[–]jb0356 0 points1 point ago

Oh FOX, you're so demeaning.

[–]thebuckmanguy 0 points1 point ago

THE ONE IN THE FRONT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS FARLEY

[–]Yellohed 0 points1 point ago

Deja vu

[–]explicitturtles 0 points1 point ago

And my axe!

[–]af3696 0 points1 point ago

This is what the rest of them were doing when Gimli was with Legolas and Aragorn.

[–]thebrenna 0 points1 point ago

so THAT'S how the space shuttle is navigating through Los Angeles....

[–]krshgr 0 points1 point ago

Hm. Picture did not disappoint.

[–]Baron_von_Brockway 0 points1 point ago

This picture is a pretty apt description of The Internet.

[–]SquidLoaf 0 points1 point ago

I remember when this episode aired!

[–]piezoneer 0 points1 point ago

The big blue shirt guy is going the wrong way. I have a lot of questions for the big guy in the blue shirt.

[–]darkhawknmc 0 points1 point ago

And now I will rule the earth

[–]snogs 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was a title for an r/music song.

[–]MrDoofus 0 points1 point ago

"I CAN PULL THIS PLANE" "you can't pull this plane" "WE CAN PULL THIS PLANE" "OH FUCK"

[–]Tonks3 0 points1 point ago

They all look like they're about to shit themselves.

[–]BlackFeign 0 points1 point ago

1st row far left...midget chuck norris 2nd row 2nd from left, midget gangnam style

[–]panaflax 0 points1 point ago

imp*

[–]aaronhowser1 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]dinorawrr 0 points1 point ago

why?

[–]900fool 0 points1 point ago

I read that "Army Dwarfs" and imagined a platoon of dwarf grunts.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

I really hope they whistled while they worked

[–]johng95 0 points1 point ago

That title is probably the best song and band name. Ever.

[–]thepony88 -1 points0 points ago

Awwww, they almost look human