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[–]Zlurpo 21 points22 points ago

I had not seen the Little Engine pic before. I laughed.

[–]ZebraZealot 41 points42 points ago

considering the number of pictures it seems like you might give a fuck about letting everyone know you don't give a fuck?

[–]stabsthedrama 1 point2 points ago

If he truly didn't give a fuck he would quit his job and stop paying his bills/taxes. This also goes for anyone that claims they truly believe the end of the world is coming. Oh ya? prove it....

[–]PhDinWumbo 10 points11 points ago

You forgot this one.

[–]Ztiller 8 points9 points ago

[–]CA719 7 points8 points ago

The Pocahontas gif is always one of my favorites

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

Definitely the best of the bunch.

[–]leggomydrew 13 points14 points ago

I counted all the fucks given in that album and the total comes to......zero. Happy Friday!

[–]landoooo 14 points15 points ago

Nope one. The girl with the dove released her last fuck.

[–]idodoap 7 points8 points ago

he probably didn't bother counting cus he didn't give enough of a fuck in order to do so..

[–]leggomydrew 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh, good point. At least the fact that it's Friday doesn't change.

[–]telemore 6 points7 points ago

I have been drinking since 9:30 this morning and I know quality when I see it.

This, is quality. Commendable effort for the void of fucks.

[–]KoreanTerran 60 points61 points ago

Telling people you don't give a fuck is the best way of telling everyone that you actually do give a fuck.

[–]Orzie 67 points68 points ago

[–]hispanica316 9 points10 points ago

It's been years since I have seen pingu.

[–]Nyraye 4 points5 points ago

now we need an album of all of these

[–]sr20inans2000 0 points1 point ago

lol, silly penguin.

[–]Jaded_Box 1 point2 points ago

I actually imagined him saying it in whatever language he speaks.

[–]Yatrix 0 points1 point ago

priceless

[–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

penguin, you are drunk.

[–]heardlb 20 points21 points ago

Damn. You just flipped the script

[–]akatypes 0 points1 point ago

[–]gheost 10 points11 points ago

39 pictures posted.

0 fucks given.

[–]XenoX101 3 points4 points ago

Actually this isn't true, because the 'fuck you are giving' is only about letting people know how you feel. You only give a fuck about expressing the fact that you don't give a fuck, whether the fact itself is true or not is an entirely separate matter which can't be inferred merely by whether you give a fuck about expressing yourself.

[–]donutsalad 2 points3 points ago

Im guessing you play Starcraft...

[–]umphish41 2 points3 points ago

that's why i usually just smile at them and say nothing.

not only am i giving no fucks, but they're getting mindfucked in deciphering why i'm smiling about it.

[–]ladiesman_217 2 points3 points ago

[–]literallyagooch 0 points1 point ago

It's really, really hard to tell people "I don't care" because of this. They just don't believe me.

[–]Birdslapper 4 points5 points ago

I can't handle the amount of bravery in this post

[–]TheOneTonWanton 1 point2 points ago

Yyyeah I don't give a fuck.

[–]hirajo 1 point2 points ago

I don't see a problem with giving fucks.. I would be flattered if someone asked me to give them a fuck :-) I think fucking is pretty good.

[–]shackes 0 points1 point ago

Especially if it's such an immense fuck that is not given.

[–]bronyraur 0 points1 point ago

ooooOOOOOooo

[–]soullessgingerfck 4 points5 points ago

Last one seemed out of place...

[–]chrom_ed 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it was the only funny one.

[–]whatsmyPW 3 points4 points ago

I think you give a fuck about not giving a fuck.

[–]wkpggrv83 1 point2 points ago

you think he gives a fuck?

[–]TheOnlyBoss[S] 2 points3 points ago

I don't.

[–]MarriedToReddit 3 points4 points ago

Kurt!

[–]ishalfdeaf 7 points8 points ago

404: Fuck not found

[–]I_Dont_Get_Out_Much 5 points6 points ago

I saw a 9gag picture in there. Dishonour.

[–]tjpainge 0 points1 point ago

And an e-card, all on the front page...ಠ_ಠ

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

It's OK, you'll get over her.

[–]tayray94 2 points3 points ago

I always thought that frowning took more muscles than smiling?

Hmmmmm. My life is a lie.

Now I have to start smiling to lose weight?

[–]AreWeNotMenOfScience 0 points1 point ago

Great job at reposting at top speed.

[–]coffeemug20 0 points1 point ago

Dude, calm down.... By the way, you totally give a fuck.

[–]beautiful_noise 2 points3 points ago

I don't always log into reddit while at work. But when I do, it's to upvote content that's brought me great joy.

[–]ashleyfaaace10 2 points3 points ago

Quite possibly the best post on/r/funny I've ever seen. Bravo!

[–]madshark97 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else see the one from 9fag

[–]zuperxtreme 2 points3 points ago

[–]danarchist 2 points3 points ago

Some of these are clearly 'shopped.

[–]Mr_Fffish 2 points3 points ago

Watsky is good for the soul.

[–]weezermc78 1 point2 points ago

Amen.

[–]suddenly_ponies 2 points3 points ago

[–]XavierMendel 3 points4 points ago

Give a fuck protocol disengaged.

[–]MarioBGE 1 point2 points ago

8th picture - "lasht night"

[–]MTosaur 2 points3 points ago

It's like the front page of /r/howtonotgiveafuck.. until we banned images.

[–]afschmidt 1 point2 points ago

I think you need to take up a hobby...

[–]emraindrop 1 point2 points ago

No one gives a fuck about how you feel today.

[–]xB1akey 1 point2 points ago

How many fucks do you give? 0. How many upvotes do I give? 0

[–]FascistDonut 1 point2 points ago

Is the 2nd one Zach Morris?

[–]joemundel 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a fuck about you and your albums.

[–]dotPanic 1 point2 points ago

lasht.

[–]imaskydiver 1 point2 points ago

Of all space and time, the doctor cannot find one fuck to give

[–]hillarypwns 1 point2 points ago

Bookmarked for future use.

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 1 point2 points ago

Last one is the best lol. That little girls face epitomizes the struggle of the middle class. (sargasm)

[–]heyjoetodd 1 point2 points ago

Does OP give a fuck?!

[–]larlyB 1 point2 points ago

this will come in very handy, thank you :P

[–]wiseyouth 1 point2 points ago

crying with laughter. sent it on to all my friends wishing them a happy friday :)

[–]Cloggedcinque 1 point2 points ago

the first one says he give all his fucks.

[–]Skulldingo 1 point2 points ago

You forgot my favorite one.

http://i.imgur.com/XPYwi.gif

[–]CruduxCruo 1 point2 points ago

[–]syotos86 0 points1 point ago

This should be a George Carlin tribute.

[–]syotos86 0 points1 point ago

And here's the 1000th upvote.

[–]ambientmf 1 point2 points ago

[–]PIngp0NGMW 1 point2 points ago

I've never used that expression before but after seeing that post I suddenly feel compelled to say it to someone. I feel like that would be hilarious. Except then I'd probably feel bad right away as it would likely offend them and also non-Redditors in the real world tend not to get Reddit jokes so much leaving...giant...awkward...pauses.

Also, most of the time I actually do care. Maybe I shouldn't. But I do.

[–]sethpeck 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gorxwithanx 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does the girl in the gif with the dove look like this girl if she died her hair a bit darker and took off some makeup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0#t=2m10s

[–]ThePhlogistinator 0 points1 point ago

Source in case you were wondering. And no, Sica doesn't look like Hyuna.

[–]scubanaut22 0 points1 point ago

maybe it's against reddiquette to repost this on Facebook, but guess how many... well, you know. ;)

[–]epcahill 1 point2 points ago

I'd upvote...if I gave a fuck

[–]azeil12 1 point2 points ago

AMI THE ONLY ONE SEES THE FUCKING 9GAG ONE!!!!!

[–]interwebzguy101 0 points1 point ago

You aren't the only one..

[–]sqarishoctagon 0 points1 point ago

The last picture killed it!

But, alas! There are none to be given!

[–]guayec 0 points1 point ago

5 spideys, 0 fucks

[–]BillTripple 0 points1 point ago

EWWWWWW a picture form 9gag

[–]antiestablishment 0 points1 point ago

ah reddit, no longer are the memes in one picture now its just albums of memes.

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[–]zuperxtreme 1 point2 points ago

I like you bot. Ruining peoples "troll" attempts. :)

[–]Rittto 0 points1 point ago

I was just shortening the link

[–]TECHNO_BEATS 0 points1 point ago

How long does Op's temporary Reddit copyright on these images last? I would like to avoid the pitchforks when I decide to use one of them.

[–]Kaster_IT 0 points1 point ago

It appears you give only one fuck, and that's to the police!

[–]JCHolcroft 0 points1 point ago

I have a slight incline that OP does not give a fuck. Maybe.

[–]Kryhavok 0 points1 point ago

Can someone fix this one to say "Woah" right as he gets startled, and then say "I almost gave a fuck" after he calms down? The timing on it right now bothers me

[–]moclov4 0 points1 point ago

holy shit thank you this is gonna be the thing to get me out of bed to go to work finally ... also the fact that it's payday and I will be giving even less fucks then ...

I totally lost it at Britney Spears as Zordon, not giving a fuck

[–]Icecreamtruck54 0 points1 point ago

Spider-Man's makes me giggle.

[–]woof2woof 0 points1 point ago

My phone melted in my hands trying to load all those gifs.

[–]The_Spectator 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap today is friday? Woke thinking it was saturday. Yes! extra day to study for my chem test. Thanks reddit.

[–]KernelD 0 points1 point ago

The boss gave everyone at my work a day off today. I didn't realize because I had to leave early the day before and the email was sent late, and encrypted to prevent it from being read unless you could perform an extra authentication step that you had to be at work for.

So here I am, at work, not giving any fucks and about to head home once I finish a bit of redditing.

[–]chickndog 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry but im fresh out of "give a fuck" Nope not gonna happen cuz my "give a fuck" is broken.

[–]moclov4 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/sLCKR.jpg

totally caught me offguard

[–]mrsaturn84 0 points1 point ago

this meme is getting burned out mighty quick

[–]SneakyDragon 0 points1 point ago

[–]Watchyomouth 0 points1 point ago

Friday should be called "Not a Single Fuck Will Be Given Today"

[–]thedjpwn-e 0 points1 point ago

THE PIE GRAPH IS FROM 9GAG YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!

[–]palaxi 0 points1 point ago

Not giving a fuck seems very time consuming.

[–]newloaf 0 points1 point ago

Nice wrap up at the end, really brought the piece together.

[–]leliocakes 0 points1 point ago

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

As a person about to leave on a 9 day vacation. . . this totally describes this last day of work today.

[–]Barrazack12 0 points1 point ago

just gonna comment this for a book mark for when i get home...

[–]unicornbeans 0 points1 point ago

What exactly don't you give?

[–]Kellianne 0 points1 point ago

Thought this would get dull. It didn't. Perhaps because I also, do not give a fuck today.

[–]advocatel 0 points1 point ago

I looked through everything and I still don't understand if you give a fuck or you don't.

[–]freddytheteddy22 0 points1 point ago

Because this has never EVER been posted before.

[–]riziad 1 point2 points ago

Oh that last picture is amazing. Enjoy your friday amigo!

[–]piercetheveil2010 1 point2 points ago

i couldnt stop laughing at this.... xD

[–]Diatom67 1 point2 points ago

So... You don't give a fuck then. .

[–]username4518 1 point2 points ago

First time I've laughed at a 9GAG post. Well done!

[–]iBleeedorange 0 points1 point ago

This...will be useful.

[–]Argurotoxus -1 points0 points ago

[–]Dick_Serious 0 points1 point ago

The whole "how many fucks i give" thing is getting REEEEEAAALLY old.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

aaaand - guess how many fucks we give?

[–]Dick_Serious 0 points1 point ago

How clever you are.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

you caught that? ..shit - I was trying to pull it in over your head bro.

[–]utahlaxx123 -1 points0 points ago

This is how I feel...all the time

[–]normalite -1 points0 points ago

I really dislike this.

[–]reddbadger -1 points0 points ago

Oh, you're looking for a fuck? I do have one left to give. You can take it and shove it up your bummy :)

[–]acid_free -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, get a life.