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[–]actuallyisg00by 9 points10 points ago

Dear god, he lives in the same town as I do.

[–]bedrocngeolgst 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to keep a look out for The Goose in the Katy area for now on

[–]big_d_85 0 points1 point ago

I'm scared for my innocent suburb now.

[–]chloegirl40 10 points11 points ago

This can't be a legit guy..it just..it can't..

[–]Spanky1987 8 points9 points ago

This dude has to be a troll. Fucking hilarious either way. http://www.lamebook.com/the-goose-is-loose/

[–]djmoonbass 1 point2 points ago

i was thinking the exact same thing and about to post it... total troll. has to be.

[–]CHEIF_JUSTCE_FUCKASS 3 points4 points ago

It is as if his entire life is dedicated to his troll persona. I must friend him to find out more.

[–]Clearly_a_fake_name 0 points1 point ago

and.... he now has about 14,000 more friend requests.

[–]chloegirl40 0 points1 point ago

oh wow..ha...

[–]smellthyscrote 8 points9 points ago

Sweet, I was just thinking that I haven't seen this posted on Reddit in a while.

[–]SimilarImage 21 points22 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months macchina50 Goose is loose /r/4chan 59 476
10 months Geno098 Larry. Fucking. Gooseman. /r/funny 167 594
5 months ethics- This guy is unreal. here 549 1084

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[–]ZildjianD 3 points4 points ago

I thought this was funny up until I realized that this guy lived in my town.....shit.

[–]samanthakm9 2 points3 points ago

CS? I kind of realized he was in my town too with those hints he was dropping. O_o

[–]Cup_BeaRuh 1 point2 points ago

rocky mountain chocolate factory

Hahaha, oh wait......

Fuck.

[–]GrandmaTITMilk 1 point2 points ago

All the stupid. It hurts to read!

[–]3AYATS 0 points1 point ago

This is like the love child of Chris Farley and Borat.

[–]astrogaijin 1 point2 points ago

Nerd Ropes are amazing, it's so sad I don't see them around anymore.

[–]Airsinner 2 points3 points ago

Seems like a decent dude o0

[–]Purpleunicornbrigade -1 points0 points ago

Hilarious. I really did lol!

[–]Charleybucket -1 points0 points ago

That guy's awesome.

[–]Tonjro -1 points0 points ago

sorry this user has too many friends requests hahaha

[–]anoano -1 points0 points ago

I don't care if it's a repost, had me in tears

[–]hulkdaddy13 -1 points0 points ago

Wow. More motivation for me to hit the gym. And a library.

[–]akuzin -1 points0 points ago

"my parents arnt home so i can make whatever i want! lol i put raymonds noodles on a pizzas! so good lol"

This guy is ok with me.

[–]JTrumbule -1 points0 points ago

I want to give this guy another black eye for being so damn stupid

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

Please read the rules before posting.

[–]Thedevilinsidemne -1 points0 points ago

Troll level: Master of the world.

[–]notoriousRobot 1 point2 points ago

triple whopper pizza chips?

dang thoght this was goggles

[–]thebigbopper 0 points1 point ago

I tried adding him as a friend. "Too many friend requests" Facebook told me.

[–]waiteaminute 0 points1 point ago

just....wow

[–]Machinegun_arg 0 points1 point ago

My brother has a troll accounts with fake characters... I hope it's the case with this guy too

[–]Roomy 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if society can decide to imprison someone just to get them away from the rest of us. Him and his dad seem like the lowest scum of the Earth. I feel so sorry for their neighbors, and I really wish they found the facebook crap and sued these disgusting chodes for the damage they did.

What kind of restaurant actually employs someone this disgusting? I feel like if you ate a sandwich, or "sandwitch" as he calls it, he made, you'd get AIDS and cholera.

[–]magichobo3 0 points1 point ago

wait, that's a dude? I thought it was some fat ugly retarded chick.

[–]redkey42 -2 points-1 points ago

Praising idiot deadbeats as social heroes again... Onya reddit. :/

[–]hulkdaddy13 1 point2 points ago

It's just an Internet point and laugh.

[–]Spaceosaurus 0 points1 point ago

He likes his own post, HE LIKES HIS OWN GOD DAMN POST

[–]jakefortwice -1 points0 points ago

fuckin rad reminds me of me n my old man..

[–]anoano -2 points-1 points ago

Here's another gem http://i.imgur.com/mq4Ae.jpg

[–]yourpenisinmyhand -2 points-1 points ago

RULE 1: NO SCREENSHOTS OF FACEBOOK

[–]orthag -3 points-2 points ago

Is worse than Hitler.

[–]kelstana -5 points-4 points ago

shut up you dumb cunt

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

Hey! I found his reddit account!

[–]kelstana 0 points1 point ago

hue....

[–]BlackJackBob -3 points-2 points ago

i didn't laugh at all actually, he's trying to hard to be a troll, trying to get shock value... It's obvious and not funny

[–]mweebles 0 points1 point ago

Note to self: keep away from any sub sandwich shops and Luby's in Katy.

[–]ForIvadell 0 points1 point ago

Katy Mills? Fuck, this guy is from the Houston area.