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all 143 comments

[–]billydodd 11 points12 points ago

This deserves more attention. Best so far.

[–]redwormcharlie 1 point2 points ago

He must have some down time.

[–]ryoner89 0 points1 point ago

Love it!

[–]abbbe91 191 points192 points ago

[–]Qwaittime 28 points29 points ago

That lighting is masterful.

[–]wh643 7 points8 points ago

This is the best. I'm a bit confused about the electricity/flames deal

[–]rockenrohl 20 points21 points ago

It's magic. You can't explain that.

[–]TeslaBoyGangsta 1 point2 points ago

Wizard!

[–]seishi 3 points4 points ago

kame hame BIDEN!

[–]Forderz 2 points3 points ago

Biden is a wizard. He ain't gotta explain shit.

[–]ReeseLaserSpoon 159 points160 points ago

Biden learned a little trick down in Tijuana.

edit: here is a version of the OP with the black bar at the top fixed if anyone wants it.

[–]thejerradsays 17 points18 points ago

"Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled."

[–]IAMTheSunAMA 317 points318 points ago

[–]RPrevolution 43 points44 points ago

Even in death, Paul Ryan has his smug look

[–]rush905 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, I think we all know who was acting more smug last night.

[–]Engineer3227 1 point2 points ago

Biden?

[–]rush905 1 point2 points ago

Yep.

[–]Engineer3227 2 points3 points ago

I was surprised by how often he laughed at things Ryan said. I think he overdid the laughing.

[–]rush905 4 points5 points ago

Exactly. I found that to be very disrespectful. It was a very asinine thing to do in my opinion.

[–]Krandoth 9 points10 points ago

I think lying is more disrespectful than laughing, personally.

[–]instantwinner 5 points6 points ago

Not that this is the place for argument, but when someone is being dishonest it's okay to shame them by laughing at the ridiculous things they're saying. It's especially appropriate if that person is asking for a seat of power.

[–]rush905 3 points4 points ago

No I see your point. But it was just excessive. Be a little bit more clam, right down your points, wait until they finish speaking, then rebuttal.

[–]aperfectcircle 1 point2 points ago

FINISH HIM!

[–]ryoner89 419 points420 points ago

Biden summons CHEESEBURGER!

EDIT: Paul Ryan gets a little help.

EDIT 2: Here is a Gallery I put together of all my edits from this picture, complete with various forms of J.J. Abrams-izing.

[–]dr178 102 points103 points ago

"we need more lens flares!!" J.J abrams

[–]ryoner89 98 points99 points ago

Of course, Mr. Abrams! Right away, sir!

EDIT: Or perhaps that wasn't to your liking? I added some more! (Warning: Decrease screen brightness or it may hurt your eyes a bit.)

[–]SrsSteel 14 points15 points ago

MORE BROWN AND GRAY GRADIENT!

[–]ryoner89 65 points66 points ago

Of course, sir!

EDIT: I added Spock. Is that more to your liking, sir? Or perhaps this one with the brown & gray gradient like you previously requested.

Please don't fire me Mr. Abrams...

[–]SrsSteel 28 points29 points ago

Feels like I'm in 'nam again.

[–]ryoner89 28 points29 points ago

Space 'Nam?

[–]SrsSteel 29 points30 points ago

Space 'Nam.

[–]Shappie 9 points10 points ago

Everybody get up it's time to 'nam now..

[–]gigglestick 4 points5 points ago

Oppan Space 'Nam Style!

[–]Shappie 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I want to go to this 'nam.

[–]glassex 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS GREAT! For a second, I thought I was looking at a screen shot from a Steven Spielberg film.

Joking aside, you did great on this shop. Execution and creativity: 10/10!

[–]ryoner89 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I really appreciate that. :)

[–]mrautomatic17 1 point2 points ago

Pissed my pants on your edit. Trying to hold it in at work.

[–]Ice_tail 13 points14 points ago

You just made my day mate, I can't stop laughing.

[–]ryoner89 3 points4 points ago

No problem. Happy to hear it!

[–]Analgeyser 6 points7 points ago

It's the holy hamburger. Iv only heard stories of its perfection

[–]ryoner89 6 points7 points ago

[–]Analgeyser 2 points3 points ago

Lmfao I haven't seen that in a long time. Thanks for the laugh

[–]gatorademebithch 0 points1 point ago

agreed!

[–]djw13 0 points1 point ago

hear hear

[–]Sapz93 9 points10 points ago

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've seen all day... Cant stop laughing, good job dude.

[–]ryoner89 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I appreciate the kind words! Glad I could give you some laughs.

[–]70mavgirl 3 points4 points ago

Was anyone else reminded of the item catch in Zelda?

[–]70mavgirl 1 point2 points ago

You sir, are awesome.

[–]Krywiggles 1 point2 points ago

hey, can you photoshop Biden making a spirit bomb?

[–]buckhenderson 137 points138 points ago

[–]IllThinkOfOneLater 5 points6 points ago

Clever! I like it!

[–]cjtrout 130 points131 points ago

[–]alphanumerik 2 points3 points ago

This...this is too good.

[–]cjtrout 1 point2 points ago

I find your score hilarious, good on you mate!

[–]gnnr 238 points239 points ago

[–]jemloq 2 points3 points ago

Thought W.White was William Burroughs at first

[–]Qwaittime 83 points84 points ago

[–]Citizen_Dickbag 6 points7 points ago

Well done on the reflection!

[–]seishi 2 points3 points ago

[–]bassblair11 6 points7 points ago

[–]Nazdaq 1 point2 points ago

What? You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[–]electric_poppies 149 points150 points ago

[–]smnytx 28 points29 points ago

The coconut was a nice touch.

[–]llama810 3 points4 points ago

but where are the sparrows that carried it?

[–]PossiblyTheDoctor 161 points162 points ago

[–]war_story_guy 68 points69 points ago

Why can't I hold all these Bidens.

[–]raeflower 17 points18 points ago

But they can all hold you.

[–]stylezDWhite 17 points18 points ago

no one's pointed out that biden #4 is nonchalantly tongue kissing Ryan

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 9 points10 points ago

Somehow, through all that ridiculousness, it's the juice box that sends me into a snickering fit.

[–]shelldog 2 points3 points ago

Obama bobblehead. Nice touch.

Biden and Ryan tongue wrestling, not so much. Thank god it's morning, because that could lead to some weird dreams.

[–]avadyn 114 points115 points ago

I'm not very good with photoshop but here's mine: da da da daaaaaa!

[–]hapahaole_ 6 points7 points ago

I can still hear that sound in my head.

[–]seishi 4 points5 points ago

Link for the lazy

An animated gif of him opening a chest would be great.

[–]ladv32 4 points5 points ago

hahaha this is my favorite so far, nicely done

[–]frankThePlank 0 points1 point ago

This needs more attention.

[–]sudo_life 58 points59 points ago

BIDEN HUNGRY

-Credit to Pyramid on Gen[M]ay

[–]Iamzespy 35 points36 points ago

[–]redwormcharlie 27 points28 points ago

Stole the idea for practice. It's a battle clearly divided

[–]purefloat 113 points114 points ago

[–]boltcutter 8 points9 points ago

hahaha i think the quote was "i just need to calm it down a little here"

[–]buckhenderson 40 points41 points ago

[–]StickR 4 points5 points ago

came here looking for something like this. Very good. Subtle.

[–]MrWeirdlust 1 point2 points ago

This is the only one I've liked so far.

[–]abbbe91 33 points34 points ago

[–]undercoveruser 16 points17 points ago

WOLOLO!

[–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 5 points6 points ago

WOLOLO!

[–]j-hook 4 points5 points ago

Ryan's tie should be turning blue.

[–]hellsnake08 1 point2 points ago

[–]Palikk 19 points20 points ago

[–]illjustreaditlater 38 points39 points ago

Simply reminds me of this.

[–]nanowerx 10 points11 points ago

Fun fact: that guy was convicted for grabbing 12 year olds inappropriately.

[–]seishi 1 point2 points ago

What was his name again? I wanna look that up. I just remember him as the creepy fat relative on Bam's show.

[–]nanowerx 4 points5 points ago

[–]seishi 0 points1 point ago

ty

[–]roboticjizz 0 points1 point ago

...is a convicted American sex offender and former reality television personality

Really Wikipedia? Is it really appropriate to put the sex offender part first? Just imagine if that logic was applied to everything.

Julian Paul Assange (born 3 July 1971) is an alleged rapist, editor, activist, publisher and journalist.

[–]AaronPossum 1 point2 points ago

Don Vito

[–]cynical-penguin 1 point2 points ago

How the hell is that fun?

[–]12LetterName 19 points20 points ago

[–]pass_the_flask 2 points3 points ago

Why did you Obamafy him?

[–]DantesDame 6 points7 points ago

Have you ever watched Sanford and Sons? The OP was referring to the show, not the president.

[–]12LetterName 5 points6 points ago

Kids these days...

[–]DrtyMnky 0 points1 point ago

You sir are a genuine miracle maker, like Max, well maybe a tad bit less than Max, but still pretty good.

[–]KuroiMon 19 points20 points ago

[–]patryn150 10 points11 points ago

It's not a photoshop, but one of my friends said this in relation to this picture.

There...Was...A...FIREFIGHT!!!!

Just in case it gives anyone any ideas.

[–]seishi 4 points5 points ago

Bonus points - shop biden in dafoe's place in that scene.

[–]photopteryx 23 points24 points ago

[–]seishi 2 points3 points ago

...27. At least 27. I like it, although I was thinking of the scene where dafoe was facing the other direction. This one.

[–]photopteryx 1 point2 points ago

It's already in the works. I've been kinda bored today...

[–]seishi 0 points1 point ago

Your boredom = my entertainment while at work.

[–]photopteryx 8 points9 points ago

Ask and you shall receive

It's not that beautiful, but I'm not that determined...

[–]seishi 2 points3 points ago

Beautiful. Now add the words "AND THERE WAS AN ELEEEECCCTIOONNNNNN", print it out on some nice card stock, and send it to Biden.

[–]A_Giant_midget 0 points1 point ago

You are my hero.

[–]EcumenicalMatter 4 points5 points ago

Boondock Saints reference I do believe Edit: Link for context

[–]patryn150 0 points1 point ago

Indeed it is.

[–]keeewiii 5 points6 points ago

"There was a FIREFIGHT"

Anyone? Anyone?...

[–]Kweshtion 1 point2 points ago

This was the first thing I thought of, came here looking for that! =D

[–]keeewiii 0 points1 point ago

Glad I wasn't the only one! Haha

[–]combzy89 -1 points0 points ago

I just posted then deleted my post. But, yes

[–]JC_0 7 points8 points ago

How has no one done Biden gathering Democratic energy to use the Spirit Bomb?

[–]CJMRTN12 0 points1 point ago

[–]YvesSch 2 points3 points ago

[–]BOSCO27 2 points3 points ago

[–]pdmcmahon 7 points8 points ago

Someone please 'shop the chick's head in Joe's lap.

[–]pdmcmahon 5 points6 points ago

For the karma, that sweet tasty karma

[–]SuitGuySmitti 1 point2 points ago

THERE WAS A PHOTO FIGHT!

[–]ztenod 2 points3 points ago

[–]Helios177 2 points3 points ago

someone please photoshop in a spirit bomb!

[–]seriously-akward10 11 points12 points ago

Nah man that would take like three full episodes to finish it...

[–]war_story_guy 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention 4 it would take to launch it and 12 it would take to hit something.

[–]Helios177 0 points1 point ago

The time it takes to charge on is to damn high!

[–]whitey-ofwgkta -1 points0 points ago

All hail Xenu!