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[–]ImGonnaBeInPictures 227 points228 points ago

I don't care, that's awesome.

[–]anothernguyen 65 points66 points ago

amazingly fluid and flexible

[–]cynicroute 29 points30 points ago

Kind of got hypnotized.

[–]ky321 182 points183 points ago

Crab People...

[–]draycon530 83 points84 points ago

Tastes like crab, talks like people

[–]fuckyoubarry 15 points16 points ago

DONT WANT NO CRAAAAB PEOPLE ROUND HERE

[–]hotsavoryaujus 21 points22 points ago

[–]yummyummers 11 points12 points ago

Fuck you Barry

[–]livefreeordont 5 points6 points ago

now yummyummers, he aint hurtin nobody

[–]eddylee13 7 points8 points ago

We don't take kindly to folks who ain't hurtin' nobody.

[–]starktor 14 points15 points ago

She evolves from a spider to Zoidberg

[–]BloodyHalo 17 points18 points ago

As a fat lazy man, seeing someone able to do this impresses me.

[–]emsude 481 points482 points ago

I don't really think this is all that WTF. It's actually really beautiful and must've taken a lot of practice/training/talent.

[–]PsychoKittenSalad 226 points227 points ago

It's almost as beautiful as Squidward's amazing interpretive dance.

[–]Bluewind55 43 points44 points ago

[–]yourdadsbff 35 points36 points ago

I'm deathly afraid of spiders, but that was actually fascinating to watch. Little dude was just waving at himself, like he couldn't really believe that the spider he was seeing could mimic his actions so precisely. I wonder if he even realized that he was looking at a reflection of himself.

[–]DJSkullblaster 30 points31 points ago

I thought it was adorable.

[–]JordanTheBrobot 41 points42 points ago

This comment contains at least one link whose text doesn't match the URL, click with caution, possibly NSFW.

The link appears to lead to http://www.qkmeme.com/Tlgj78.jpg

It actually leads to http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-spider-dancing.gif

[–]joelkemu 28 points29 points ago

It may have been safe this time, but you're doing good work son.

[–]cyanoacrylate 6 points7 points ago

He really is a bro-bot.

[–]loch_ness_lobster 6 points7 points ago

Am I the only one who, whenever I see bot like JordanTheBrobot thinks, one day your successors will hunt down and extinguish my successors?

[–]I_Was_LarryVlad 8 points9 points ago

Did you type the quickmeme url incorrectly? because it directs me to a sight full of advertisements.

[–]JordanTheBrobot 6 points7 points ago

Everything about Brobot is handled with a few lines of python code, that's just the way the link is. I clicked it and got an advertisement as well.

[–]CoreyRogerson 2 points3 points ago

This is advanced as fuck. Link detection... human interaction what's next!

[–]sambojomo 30 points31 points ago

I'm hijaking your top comment to link the source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItkRLVlf-c

[–]LetsHavePun 63 points64 points ago

Things can be WTF and take talent too.

[–]Satafly 43 points44 points ago

WHAT? I though WTF was /r/gore

-Most /r/WTF redditors

[–]1gnominious 14 points15 points ago

Performance art likes this creeps me out more than exploded heads. I guarantee you this gif would be 100x worse if you could see her face.

[–]Satafly 63 points64 points ago

You mean like This?

[–]FourTwoSix 15 points16 points ago

I swear I can hear the metal clanging.

[–]Vlyn 16 points17 points ago

I also liked the guy humping over the stage on his skateboard… it's so stupid but I couldn't stop laughing xD

What was the video called? >.<

[–]narcoblix 7 points8 points ago

I just love that it squeaks so cutely as he pelvic thrusts his way across the stage.

[–]FCalleja 7 points8 points ago

I literally said "What the fuck" out loud when I saw this. It's beautiful and she's incredibly talented, yes, but it's still pretty WTFy.

[–]RX_queen 26 points27 points ago

EDIT: Disregard, I was wrong. thank you mininie

This is likely from bODY_rEMIx/gOLDBERG_vARIATIONS if anyone's interested. 10 minutes of solid WTF and weird choreography. Not sure if it's actually in there or not, now that I think about it... but very, very, similar...

And still, for some fucked up reason beyond my comprehension, I love it. WARNING: uncomfortable to watch at times....erm... I'll leave it at that.

[–]mininie 48 points49 points ago

actually not, it's a short choreography put together and danced by Milena Sidorova from the Dutch National ballet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItkRLVlf-c

[–]RX_queen 4 points5 points ago

Ooh, even better, NEW WEIRD DANCE FOR ME TO LOVE :D Many thanks and upvotes for you.

[–]Cralineleader 20 points21 points ago

Well...there are titties.

And when that guy humps his way across the stage on a skateboard... xD I laughed so hard.

[–]SyairaLolly 7 points8 points ago

Squeak squeak...squeak.

[–]AMContessa 6 points7 points ago

What in the fuck did I just watch?

[–]damndaewoo 54 points55 points ago

I bet she's great in the sack.

[–]Jackstick 59 points60 points ago

[–]Koolkid718 4 points5 points ago

I like the way you think bro

[–]krazyhand 37 points38 points ago

The web sack that is.

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 11 points12 points ago

Gross.

[–]TeamVlad 1 point2 points ago

I'd tango in her web.

[–]goodbadboy 13 points14 points ago

Oh hi nightmares, come on in

[–]4alizer 10 points11 points ago

Reminded me of Zoidburg.

[–]Stampeder 4 points5 points ago

Tired of boring dances? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]hobo_shinobi 9 points10 points ago

(\ /) (;,,:) (\ /)

YAY ZOIDBERG!

[–]artificial_beans 20 points21 points ago

I bet she shags like a minx

[–]NoodleWorm64 5 points6 points ago

I am a minx and I can confirm this.

[–]hivemind6 3 points4 points ago

I've shagged NoddleWorm64 and I can confirm this.

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 1 point2 points ago

but have you shagged the spiderwoman? if not, then you can't confirm this.

[–]nomadph 1 point2 points ago

I watched these two guys secretely and can confirm.

[–]Tek2674 1 point2 points ago

I watched Nomadph watching those two and can confirm it.

[–]bstew2011 2 points3 points ago

I have such a weird boner right now

[–]thedudemann08 0 points1 point ago

That's the first time anything has given me a creeped-out boner.

[–]litre_cola 1 point2 points ago

I believe the technical term is "fear boner"

[–]Jaraarph 17 points18 points ago

Looks more like a crab to me

[–]molsonbeagle 12 points13 points ago

I didn't like that. I didn't enjoy that at all.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 3 points4 points ago

This would be cool on Halloween. Get a costume on and scare little kids by doing that.

[–]tubcat 3 points4 points ago

In my old karate class my sensei had a favorite exercise for us to build strength and flexibility. He called it the chameleon. You do much the same opposite leg/arm forward walk but you keep one leg far behind. At the end of each 'step,' you do a push up. Killer hip stretch and tough on the shoulders too. This girl is tough if she can do something similarly so fluidly.

[–]flapsmcgee 3 points4 points ago

What is this? A gif for ants?

[–]BiffSkiffer 0 points1 point ago

Weirdest boner...

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

why, hello.

[–]WayneDaniels 2 points3 points ago

She only spent $100k on a degree in that.

[–]shlessex 0 points1 point ago

I want this girl to ride my dick

[–]tonytwotokes 3 points4 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]mattzky 4 points5 points ago

Its from Cirq Du Solei.. Ovo... Went and saw it a few weeks ago in Sydney, Australia

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aiFouv6oK6c/TJd3TZgXaHI/AAAAAAAAEVI/YFYbsvfvAAQ/s1600/Spider1Ovo.jpg

[–]widespreaddead 1 point2 points ago

It's woman-spider.

[–]Stampeder 2 points3 points ago

NOPE.

[–]overused-meme-alert 7 points8 points ago

NOPE.

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

.

[–]LITERALLYbornhuetter 0 points1 point ago

DAE nope?1? Lolz

[–]SethChrisDominic 0 points1 point ago

I bet having sex with her would be weird.

[–]SelcouthBadger 6 points7 points ago

Try awesome.

[–]andtab 0 points1 point ago

WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

[–]christopherbyron 0 points1 point ago

Really unusual dancing but pretty cool

[–]chibling 0 points1 point ago

She's a chameleon!

[–]lazersnail 0 points1 point ago

Gohma! Aim for the eye...

[–]Malkav1379 1 point2 points ago

Not impressed until she shoots rope out of her ass to catch something with.

[–]7ate9 3 points4 points ago

Oh, she does, but they only show you that .gif after you shell out 25 bucks for a subscription.

[–]Flying_Lazer_Bear 0 points1 point ago

Literally stared at this woman at a [8] for 5 minutes do this dance......

[–]Mustang500 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to walk into any kind of public establishment like this.

[–]peterburress 0 points1 point ago

I found my partner for twister.

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

If you enlarge the gif it's not so wtf

[–]Huntred 0 points1 point ago

I'm thinking more Slenderman's sister.

[–]analalf 1 point2 points ago

It's so well executed that I want to see something large and heavy fall on her and end her half ass bug life.

[–]enjoyyourclams 0 points1 point ago

had no problem masturbating to this.

[–]AtomicTamale 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for her to lay eggs.

[–]Hexxon 0 points1 point ago

Seems more like a preying mantis. With that in mind, I feel like she might eat my head.

[–]bobdeathron 0 points1 point ago

I have the strangest boner right now.

[–]vitorizzo 0 points1 point ago

[–]fatcat535 0 points1 point ago

Creepy, was waiting for her head to turn upside down

[–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

[–]kevsandwich 1 point2 points ago

Zoidberg would love her

[–]matthewdov 1 point2 points ago

What is this? A .gif for spiders?

[–]GRAM3O 0 points1 point ago

That's how I maneuver in my apartment when i open the front door and the lights are off. The switch is never at arms length.

[–]dajarman 0 points1 point ago

If I saw her do that in my house in the darkness I would freak the fuck out and shoot her.

[–]photoknut -1 points0 points ago

Oh, the potential...

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 0 points1 point ago

I got to say that is fucking awesome.

[–]GrizzledBastard -1 points0 points ago

YEP

[–]RandoGuy123 0 points1 point ago

Chameleon woman

[–]skinnymidwest 1 point2 points ago

Interpretive dance is for people who like what I don't.

[–]wilsonmanely 0 points1 point ago

Listen, you are freaking me out.

[–]McGratts 1 point2 points ago

FALSE. Spiders have eight legs

[–]Suitecake 0 points1 point ago

This isn't WTF. It's impressive.

[–]sixstringalex 0 points1 point ago

not good with opium nope

[–]macgillweer -1 points0 points ago

I am both turned on, and turned off.

[–]intrepiddaydream 0 points1 point ago

Should definitely be casted in a horror movie.

[–]cgam1322 0 points1 point ago

I have this urge to step on her. I know it is wrong but it is there and I now I can't un-feel it.

[–]NotLabeled 1 point2 points ago

That's some exorcist shit, right there.

[–]RatsoCruel -1 points0 points ago

I'm frightened and yet oddly aroused.

[–]TetrisKingFISH -1 points0 points ago

I'm sickened.....and aroused..

[–]peppaz 0 points1 point ago

smallnope.jpg

[–]Pickled_Pigs_Feet 0 points1 point ago

Why do I think this would be funny if someone slapped a troll face on her?

[–]Clownsheuz -1 points0 points ago

Motion capture for spore?

[–]cheeseisntdairy 0 points1 point ago

Watching this with dubstep playing was weird...

[–]Doenan 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to Safety Dance when I stumbled upon this.

It works.

[–]dirtynate66666666666 0 points1 point ago

She's gonna be one hell of a stripper turned pornstar some day.

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

Mummenschanz?

[–]moab-girl 0 points1 point ago

This is a tad unsettling.

[–]Casual_Freakout -1 points0 points ago

8/8 would fuck

[–]D3SYtterbium 1 point2 points ago

kill this thing before it breeds

[–]pufftmonkey 0 points1 point ago

This totally reminds me of the dance class I took last semester. Oh god...The_bendingAnd_stretchingThe_horror

[–]mega48man 0 points1 point ago

at first i made robot sounds and she bounced moved around.

then when she flailed her arms all i could hear was Zoidberg

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 0 points1 point ago

... Would not bang.

[–]PantsFerret 0 points1 point ago

"I'm afraid of spiders. And women. And spider-women."

[–]WhyteHouseCasino 1 point2 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]Armageist -1 points0 points ago

She be one hell of a time in bed

[–]Travie6492 0 points1 point ago

... This reminds me of Kiss of the Spider Woman.

... What a horrific musical.

[–]toronto_programmer -1 points0 points ago

I have the strangest boner right now...

[–]hgmanifold 1 point2 points ago

Sqweegel?

[–]gogoplata91 0 points1 point ago

Jacaré!! Jacaré!!

[–]CommanderDerpington -1 points0 points ago

Imagine sex with that.

[–]freakzilla149 0 points1 point ago

aaaaaaarrrt....

[–]closernough 1 point2 points ago

Those people are actually in a great deal of danger

Fucking splicers.

[–]spermbasket -1 points0 points ago

i want her to do that to my cock

[–]Smokey_McPCP 0 points1 point ago

NOPE... no thank you, really... All set.

[–]angulod 1 point2 points ago

TACHIKOMA!!

[–]tesformes 0 points1 point ago

People make fun of interpretive dance, but goddamn if I could get down that low for that long.

[–]thecrazyamerican1 0 points1 point ago

nope...Nope...NOPE...

[–]replicult[S] 0 points1 point ago

Front page of /all, thanks guys.

:)

[–]srobinson0129 0 points1 point ago

I just happened to be listening to the intro to Thriller while watching this. It made it pretty awesome.

[–]kaiser_xc 1 point2 points ago

She Zoidberg'ed at the end there.

[–]8404matchu 0 points1 point ago

that scared the shit out of me...

[–]KelleyNicole6 0 points1 point ago

Ew, squash it!

[–]i_love_younicorns -1 points0 points ago

How's this WTF-worthy? My fiancé would love it if I were that flexible.

[–]sirsocal 0 points1 point ago

no, the exorcist

[–]CaptainClearDay -1 points0 points ago

I think she's hot

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

Damn, she moves extremely well. I can't even imagine how the routine of study, design, and practice would have been like to pull that off.

[–]lulz_seeker -1 points0 points ago

Man can you imagine the sex with that women . Omg awesome . I need me some of that

[–]Pontiak10 0 points1 point ago

could be the hottest woman on the planet. still NOPE

[–]lily_mika 0 points1 point ago

Heeeeeellll to the fuckin nope.

[–]txciggy 0 points1 point ago

I can never tap that.

[–]Amuter 0 points1 point ago

what reddit thinks of spiderman: AWESOME

What reddit thinks of spiderwoman: NOPE

[–]azyzzbrah 0 points1 point ago

I wanna squash her.

[–]bobsagetfullhouse 0 points1 point ago

Nah I'm your date Howard lol what the cucjkfkkdkdkf

[–]rconley27 0 points1 point ago

OMG that's so creepy!

[–]Bard_the_Bowman 0 points1 point ago

This disturbs me.

[–]peacebuster -1 points0 points ago

We need the view from the opposite side.

[–]spliffykillah -1 points0 points ago

What is this sorcery? It's a .jpg that's a .gif

[–]cows_gone_wild 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else reminded of Toy Story and that creepy spider/doll thing?

[–]Yatagasaru 0 points1 point ago

We're gonna need a bigger rolled-up newspaper.

[–]ANSWERS_TITLE 0 points1 point ago

Yes, That is a woman that resembles a spider.

[–]neinhacker 0 points1 point ago

I'm scared...

[–]inthemiddnight 0 points1 point ago

Nope

[–]DukeOfDust 0 points1 point ago

How is this WTF? fuck this submission

[–]HookerOnPenicillin 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the Sqweegel episode of CSI.

[–]Ticker45 -1 points0 points ago

Id still tap that

[–]datinsuranceboi -1 points0 points ago

Check out dhis is the real shit http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheUsesOfInsuranceInOurLives all the other links are wrong.

[–]XBeunchX 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a pretty bad case of crabs to me.

[–]Mr_Education 0 points1 point ago

nope

[–]sambojomo 0 points1 point ago

[–]LatentEmphases 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]SRowan 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire!

[–]mochacup 0 points1 point ago

This what I wonder: why are most of the WTF posts, things that would mostly classify as amusing or mildly interesting? ? It defeats the purpose of this subreddit, you know

[–]FierceEmu 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of Squidward's talent show dance: http://i.imgur.com/uh0oj.gif

[–]insidious_sedition 0 points1 point ago

its actually quite beautiful an creepy at the same time....... i like it

[–]dylyn -1 points0 points ago

ALWAYS FUCKING READY!

[–]YOOLIK 0 points1 point ago

Still... Nope!

[–]Chester_Malone 0 points1 point ago

one word. weird

[–]DJCapacity -1 points0 points ago

Would bang.

[–]electricplug65 0 points1 point ago

shes so tiny she must be asian

[–]chillinwithkrillin -1 points0 points ago

She would be an amazing fuck

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

Congradulations, this is really wtf

[–]ramona-ramones 0 points1 point ago

Black Swan, that is...

[–]Gillepsy 0 points1 point ago

Woah, I was watching the gif while listening to this (from 0:17), and it was surprisingly fitting.

[–]GenPage -1 points0 points ago

10/10. Would bang.

[–]chuckyjc05 1 point2 points ago

Britta?

[–]zamuy12479 0 points1 point ago

excuse me, this is modern interpretive dance. it is an ART!

and like most art it's total shit.

[–]KnightDragonHawk 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to Rings Of Saturn while watching that. It seemed like she was dancing along.

[–]Aperfectmoment 1 point2 points ago

That is awesome

[–]C_IsForCookie 0 points1 point ago

That's... weird.