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[–]Rottendog 127 points128 points ago

If they're that good, I'll buy a dozen for my wife!

[–]Yarxing 8 points9 points ago

The guy who makes these is named Dick. still want to buy them?

[–]fexion 17 points18 points ago

upvote for that good sir. obviously stimulating the economy i see ;)

[–]JeremyJustin 22 points23 points ago

Heh heh heh. Stimulating.

[–]AltoidNerd 24 points25 points ago

Heh heh heh. Economy.

[–]iamwhatshesaid 14 points15 points ago

Heh heh heh. The.

[–]heartsandhugs 9 points10 points ago

heh heh heh. heh heh heh.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 3 points4 points ago

Heh heh heh. Meta.

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[–]PanRagon -5 points-4 points ago

Wooosh?

[–]Abnmlguru 17 points18 points ago

As a Television worker, I can tell you that there are often gems in lower third graphics with interviewee's names. These are usually created by overworked graphics operators and typos slip through.

My two personal favorites that have aired at my station include a military public affairs officer titled "pubic" affairs, and the owner of a store called The Natural Pantry titled "Natural Panty Owner."

[–]Nappyheaded 15 points16 points ago

Those seem like understandable typos. Now "suck dick" on the other hand.. pretty intentional.

[–]Abnmlguru 13 points14 points ago

If I had to guess, that was put on by someone on the ol' interwebs, and the graphics person was told to go find a picture of Krispy Kreme we can use in this graphic, and the graphics person didn't notice the small addition.

Not technically a typo, but an error in the same vein.

Of course, it could just be a disgruntled graphics op, but that's a bit less common, since doing something like that is guaranteed to get you fired.

[–]Iron_Maiden_666 5 points6 points ago

that was put on by someone on the ol' interwebs, and the graphics person was told to go find a picture of Krispy Kreme we can use in this graphic, and the graphics person didn't notice the small addition.

Reminds me of Winter Olympics in Canada.

[–]saltlets 10 points11 points ago

[–]OFFICER_REPOST 23 points24 points ago

You could have at least come up with a different title....

title comnts points age /r/
Look closely... 688coms 1571pts 1yr funny
I do not believe they are that good. 11coms 15pts 1yr WTF
When you see it... 3coms 37pts 4dys funny
When you see it... 584coms 1076pts 9mos funny
Krispy Kreme's new doughnut unveiled...wait what!?! 7coms 31pts 15dys WTF
When you see it… 325coms 647pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]FiReZoMbEh 2 points3 points ago

"Jimmy John's donuts: we won't make you sick a dick for yours!"

[–]frazier6567 1 point2 points ago

All I see is the baddest of them all.

[–]lulhead 0 points1 point ago

the problem is, they can't even see him

[–]TheChzcake 21 points22 points ago

If you look closely, you can see that this is a repost.

[–]Tkcatch 58 points59 points ago

[–]overide 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, pretty sure this was forwarded to me in an email back in 1998.

wakeboarder@mindspring.com bitches!

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 0 points1 point ago

Tagged OP as reposter, hasn't failed me yet. Old shit, recent shit, doesn't matter; he'll find it posted here and post it again. But this in particular is fucking ancient.

[–]Bloomsgirl7 2 points3 points ago

No way

[–]baseballman49 1 point2 points ago

looks like i know what im getting my girlfriend for christmas

[–]micdoneit 4 points5 points ago

Fuck waiting for Christmas, I'm buying my girlfriend some tonight!

[–]friendswithbennies 5 points6 points ago

I love Chris Rock.

[–]Renae82 4 points5 points ago

Lol, I've been on reddit too long, I read right over this comment and moved on like it wasn't odd at all.

[–]fractal7 6 points7 points ago

Very old repost.

[–]1love4all 4 points5 points ago

From the before times?

[–]its_fine 1 point2 points ago

In the long, long ago

[–]1love4all 0 points1 point ago

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members the man that finded us, him that came the salvage. And we lights the city, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there. 'Cause we knows there come a night, when they sees the distant light, and they'll be comin' home.

[–]someguysaid 2 points3 points ago

I remember reading "Idi Amin will go down for ever in the anals of black history" in "The Sydney Morning Herald " maybe twenty years ago.

I've never seen a better typo.

[–]Randomtask3000 0 points1 point ago

Look at her face. She knows. She can't let on, but she knows.

[–]KittyAng3l 0 points1 point ago

super old pic. kinda was thinking maybe the person that did it had probably already given his 2 weeks notice.

[–]lurker_lenore -2 points-1 points ago

For those curious - under the picture of the donuts, it says "So good, you'll suck dick."

[–]ultimatetrex 0 points1 point ago

So does no one else realize its just a bagel?

[–]KingToast 1 point2 points ago

KIRSPY KREEEEEeeEEEeeEeEEeeeM....Twenty twelve

[–]SenorBeefy 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Playgoo 0 points1 point ago

She's a lizard

[–]turnleftdale -1 points0 points ago

Posted a million times.

[–]SpaceCampDropOut 0 points1 point ago

This always makes me proud to be an Augustan.

[–]WastedWiFi 0 points1 point ago

Impossibru

[–]feta_crumbles 0 points1 point ago

Augusta GA!

[–]bambam182 0 points1 point ago

well, the graphics guy surely got fired after that...

[–]mattmckillip 0 points1 point ago

look closely... we got ourselves a repost

[–]Your_Using_It_Wrong 0 points1 point ago

Seems like they're taking their ad advice from Chris Rock.

[–]fallenangel3 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop laughing. Holy wow!

[–]Nicoleness 0 points1 point ago

I live in Augusta too!

[–]SoapboxFrank 0 points1 point ago

It's an old Chris Rock joke from one of his specials, unless it was shooped I'm pretty sure it was a reference to that.

[–]cheesiestcheese 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, how old is the internet?

[–]BetoxD 0 points1 point ago

It's Krispy Kreme you idiots

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[–]IvanEedle 7 points8 points ago

But who's gonna bust the repost buster??

[–]Cralineleader 5 points6 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard the repost buster liked reposts..so we made the reposter repost statements about reposting reposts.

[–]lordeddardstark -2 points-1 points ago

So good it's reposted every goddamn week