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Lava (imgur.com)

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[–]snickerpleez 575 points576 points ago

goodbye printer ink.

[–]alpinab7s 227 points228 points ago

Parents are gonna be pissed.

[–]Rupert11 150 points151 points ago

I remember when I was young, I would print DBZ pictures, boy were my parents mad.

[–]Xdivine 74 points75 points ago

Did they ever go super saiyan?

[–]Im_notwearing_pants 110 points111 points ago

Super cyan?

[–]BurmecianDragoon 8 points9 points ago

He certainly tried.

[–]therestruth 2 points3 points ago

A+ for effort. I hoped there was going to be video edited SS hair on him when he changed.

[–]HayakuMiku 30 points31 points ago

Not only did they turn super saiyan, they fused!

Fuuuusion.. HA!

[–]Ignisar 13 points14 points ago

And thus he was conceived

[–]gordofrog 7 points8 points ago

Parents get mad at Hayaku for wasting printer ink. Parents fuse. Hayaku conceived.

Yep, that logic checks out.

[–]Ignisar -1 points0 points ago

wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–]Razer1103 1 point2 points ago

They did once they ran out of cyan.

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    [–]863dj 3 points4 points ago

    I had to have each super sayain level printed out. There was no other way man

    [–]mrbubbles02 12 points13 points ago

    How many did you print? Over 9000?

    [–]chlamydiadarling -1 points0 points ago

    This is the only time you'll ever make that joke and come out with a gain. Treasure it, my friend.

    [–]mrbubbles02 0 points1 point ago

    I know... The fact that it was contextually appropriate meant I had to :P

    [–]Shamborsky 2 points3 points ago

    I used to print out all of the characters of Super Smash Bros. and put them on pennies. Also, Pokémon.

    [–]Sithmonkey 2 points3 points ago

    Every damn time I see that word "pennies", I always read "penis".

    I sat there confused as to why you'd print out these characters and put them on penises.. for a brief moment.

    [–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

    I had a large bulletin board full of DBZ pictures on my wall. I ran that printer out of ink about three times getting them all.

    [–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

    I used to print WCW women.

    [–]hiding_from_my_gf 34 points35 points ago

    I woke up one morning and went up to my office. My printer was in there beeping every few seconds. I walked over and found a bunch of blank paper in the tray as if something had printed.

    Upon further inspection I started going through the stack of about 25 pieces of paper and after the few top pieces, I noticed they weren't blank. I saw the faint outline of a pony. About halfway through the stack I realized it was Rainbow Dash. The further I got to the bottom of the stack, the brighter Rainbow Dash got. The bottom five or so were perfect.

    I took them down to my daughter and handed her the sheets. I then went and turned off her print capability from the laptop she used.

    [–]Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 17 points18 points ago

    I remember when I used to accidentally print multiples, and would freak out and unplug the printer...

    [–]NinjaOtters 18 points19 points ago

    And I'll be damned if there's a better way to cancel a print job.

    [–]ConnorRobertsUK 0 points1 point ago

    This ended better than expected, I thought this was going down the creepy "brony" route and it was actually a middle-aged man that had printed this.

    [–]creepyfinger 30 points31 points ago

    Seriously. With the cost of printer ink being what it is, I think this prank would actually be cheaper if you just installed a furnace under the concrete in order to maintain a crucible full of molten gold.

    [–]AmazingSansation 12 points13 points ago

    Cover the floor with it and avoid stepping on it.

    [–]fuck_nuggett 13 points14 points ago

    ive seen this guy repost four times in the last couple of days, he's clearly doing it on purpose...

    Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

    title comnts points age /r/
    Lava. 520coms 2123pts 1yr pics
    The art of trolling... 1com 28pts 25dys funny
    Pothole Panic 15coms 79pts 1yr funny

    also, check this

    [–]awesomebbq 5 points6 points ago

    Notice how "The art of trolling" has the least comments. Take note, posters.

    [–]potatoes-everywhere 3 points4 points ago

    Yet OP still gets a lot of karma.

    [–]danrennt98 6 points7 points ago

    But damn.. if this is real.. that's a nice fucking printer!

    [–]NerakanDrac 0 points1 point ago

    I have that model of printer. It's fine, but it is inkjet so the pictures are not anywhere near that pretty even on photo paper.

    [–]TheOven 1 point2 points ago

    Would have been a million times funnier

    If they printed a baby poking its head out

    [–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

    and your life savings - from buying printer ink

    [–]deceptisean 0 points1 point ago

    A $362 prank

    [–]mike_v 323 points324 points ago

    Every frame is photoshopped; the printed image can't be vivid enough to actually look like lava

    [–]ImAzura 92 points93 points ago

    And the fact that the image would be slightly less than 8.5x11" and those potholes looked much larger than one piece of paper.

    [–]gheost 75 points76 points ago

    Grab your phones, everyone.

    [–]alpinab7s 29 points30 points ago

    That face never gets old

    [–]undearius 43 points44 points ago

    Of course it doesn't, gifs don't age with the people in them. That face is forever immortalized from an animated image.

    [–]alpinab7s 22 points23 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/tDKx1.gif

    [–]Rawmin 10 points11 points ago

    Ahh finally seeing the beautifully looped version of this gif out in the wild

    [–]alpinab7s 8 points9 points ago

    It is a thing of beauty

    [–]WhatTheFedex 3 points4 points ago

    That cat is sawing off its finger with a nail file... Not sure how I feel about that.

    [–]undearius 0 points1 point ago

    I fail to see how it was an opinion... but I'll try anyways.

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      [–]k_traylor92 3 points4 points ago

      I didn't know it was a gif until that comment. Cool.

      [–]GreanEcsitSine 3 points4 points ago

      It has always bugged me that the phone calling bullshit is a candybar phone, but the one he's holding is a flip phone.

      [–]sexysoccerchick12 0 points1 point ago

      You know you can print things on larger paper...

      [–]skinnystevie 3 points4 points ago

      You do realize they make printers that can print full bleed right?

      In no way am I saying the photos are real, cause the last one makes it look mega fake. Just sayin...

      [–]ImAzura 1 point2 points ago

      I was aware, I'm just fairly positive that a simple HP inkjet in the photo above more than likely doesn't have that feature.

      [–]EugeneMJC 206 points207 points ago

      I love the Photoshoped scissors cutting the lava. Everyone knows lava melts scissors, pff.

      [–]Rellikten 5 points6 points ago

      Proving once again that rock beats scissors

      [–]Anxiolytic 1 point2 points ago

      No it is melting them, it just looks anti-aliased because of how shitty the camera is.

      [–]gormster 2 points3 points ago

      Aliased, not anti-aliased. Anti-aliasing prevents aliasing. It's all in the name.

      [–]mike_v 0 points1 point ago

      I feel like the scissors are really there and the lava is photoshopped around them.

      [–]raddits 12 points13 points ago

      not to mention that piece of crap hp home printer wont print full bleed

      [–]TRBfurry 2 points3 points ago

      so..uhh...what's full bleed? >>

      [–]raddits 5 points6 points ago

      when a printer can print edge to edge, normally home printers have about a 1/2inch or so border that they cant print too. Sometimes smaller on newer printers but most home machines will leave some form of border.

      [–]TRBfurry 1 point2 points ago

      Oh. Cool. Well.. that shatters my dreams of bringing a lava-pocalypse to my cul-de-sac, but one day, i'll find a printing store, and then. . .

      [–]Apathetic_Superhero 2 points3 points ago

      Yea so you don't have to be able to print edge to edge to do this. You could cut the borders off.

      Pure and utter madness I know, but it might just work

      [–]mcstevie 1 point2 points ago

      whilst i don't believe that this is real ... my piece of crap hp prints full bleed ...

      [–]tonytwotokes 7 points8 points ago

      Is that photoshop open in the first pic

      [–]alle0441 2 points3 points ago

      Yeah and that cheap ass printer could not print without margins. So stupid

      [–]ItsaSnareDrum 0 points1 point ago

      Take a close look at the scissors in the third frame, ha.

      [–]alorty 0 points1 point ago

      I was going to try and defend against this, but then I went back and quickly noticed the terrible edging job.

      I've never touched photoshop and I feel as though I could do a better job!

      [–]CyrusIsADick 89 points90 points ago

      Those scissors have quite a few telling pixels

      [–]burrito_brother 7 points8 points ago

      It's always the pixels.

      [–]danrennt98 11 points12 points ago

      Now that I look at it. It's horrible.

      [–]dosfiend2 60 points61 points ago

      http://i.imgur.com/CB0vg.jpg?1

      [–]Alpinestarhero 1 point2 points ago

      An oldie but a goodie

      [–]deskjethp 33 points34 points ago

      I suppose I should comment seeing as I'm in the picture and all...

      [–]SOMETHING_POTATO 18 points19 points ago

      This is so old I saw it on Digg.

      [–]monkeydluffy401 6 points7 points ago

      Remember when people liked Digg?

      [–]SOMETHING_POTATO 4 points5 points ago

      I liked Digg. Reddit used to be better. Lots of general interest crap. Because they got rid of /r/reddit.com and when Imgur made it so every post is an image post. Look at Reddit's frontpage. Now go look at Digg. Reddit is seriously mostly cat pictures. Except for /r/technology, I don't think any of the default subs are very high in quality.

      [–]monkeydluffy401 -1 points0 points ago

      I was just messing around. I feel like it's pretty common knowledge that Reddit is the equivalent of mental masturbation. Yet here we all are, just fap fap fappin' away (metaphorically speaking). Digg is pretty good but I've been preferring cracked.com lately, another relic.

      [–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

      I actually find myself visiting digg again every once and awhile because its current state reminds me of the old reddit minus the good comments.

      I agree that imgur killed reddit. This place has essentially become a text interface for imgur. The people downvoting you obviously haven't seen reddit before 2009.

      [–]Maester_May 0 points1 point ago

      Anymore I think there's like a critical mass for subreddits. It's somewhere just above 10,000, IMO. I've seen a few subreddits that were awesome just go to shit as they really started taking off. It's such a bummer.

      [–]jimmy2thumbs 0 points1 point ago

      Thank you for keeping me from saying the same thing

      [–]Sp4rtaN25 36 points37 points ago

      Old repost.

      [–]Psythik 7 points8 points ago

      So old I saw it on digg.

      [–]BonzoTheBoss 2 points3 points ago

      To be fair though I have OP tagged as "lying reposter" so it wouldn't surprise me if this was posted by someone else just a few hours ago but didn't get much attention.

      [–]alsocan 1 point2 points ago

      I used "steals OC"

      [–]Rustick 14 points15 points ago

      How is this not an hp commercial?

      [–]Gotenks0906 11 points12 points ago

      Because it would be misleading?

      [–]trust_me_I_reddit 14 points15 points ago

      Since when has that stopped anyone?

      [–]SteelGun 4 points5 points ago

      That's marketing for ya!

      [–]balkybetty 2 points3 points ago

      or is it?

      [–]basabyo 2 points3 points ago

      Probably because it's 100% photoshopped.

      Edit: Trust me, I've seen around 3 shops in my day

      [–]sergeantmeow 2 points3 points ago

      If you take shrooms, all the roads look like this.

      [–]crazyhippy 14 points15 points ago

      Wish I could print that, im out of cyan though :(

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]Mantilla_Root 43 points44 points ago

      That was... horrible.

      [–]Intolerance 15 points16 points ago

      seriously what the fuck

      [–]sp3ng 1 point2 points ago

      It was so bad that the comments saying how bad it was (especially this one) made me physically crack up laughing for a good 5 minutes...

      [–]ohmyglobfinn 0 points1 point ago

      I missed it! What happened?!

      [–]sp3ng 0 points1 point ago

      awww it got deleted... it was something like: "I guess you could say he's.... Red in the face!"

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]PedoJones 20 points21 points ago

      You're supposed to be laughing.

      [–]theRAGE 3 points4 points ago

      This was a shitty post back when it was originally posted.

      [–]Ingenium21 7 points8 points ago

      Repost.

      [–]ramen_feet 0 points1 point ago

      I never use RES tagging, but of the very few I have, this guy is tagged as a chronic reposter. Meaning everything he posts is always going to be a repost.

      That said, I feel like I haven't seen this one for a while, so I'm okay with it.

      [–]muffinTrees 5 points6 points ago

      Hardcore photoshop, but it's the idea that counts...right?

      [–]PR3CiSiON 0 points1 point ago

      We're gonna need a reaction update- this is hilarious.

      [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

      news flash dipshit - it's a (bad) repost - OP didn't actually do this.. ...I feel like I just missed a golden opportunity to sell you a bridge..

      [–]PR3CiSiON 0 points1 point ago

      Maybe OP did do this- and also built a time machine and went back and reposted this in the past, and this is the original.

      [–]Mr_Rivers 2 points3 points ago

      Can you show us the aftermath where all the cars swerve into children to avoid bursting their tyres?

      [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

      do we have to pay more for extra dead children?

      [–]AlexanderDavidBand 3 points4 points ago

      STOP. REPOSTING. PLEASE.

      [–]newtoschool -2 points-1 points ago

      If it's cool, let'm repost.

      [–]AlexanderDavidBand 1 point2 points ago

      It's just that Sabird1 has been reposting several times during the past week, and plenty of times it gets to the front. Aggravating.

      [–]newtoschool 3 points4 points ago

      I feel the same, sometimes. But if you think about it, isn't the aggravation somewhat juvenile in some ways? What, are we jealous about internet points? And if we're somewhat altruistically worried about the quality and diversity of Reddit's content, isn't it better that people generally can be reminded of cool posts, or that new users can be exposed to them?

      Karma-whores are annoying, maybe, but I don't really see them hurting much I guess :/

      Edit: puntuation

      Edit2: My logic here still allows bitching about reposts that suck, though..... ;)

      [–]realmofdarthon 3 points4 points ago

      My little bro introduced me to reddit. He took one of my first failed posts and reposted with a different title to demonstrate how fucking weird reddit can be. Now I'm addicted. Fuckin a

      [–]antball 0 points1 point ago

      Seems legit

      [–]Spants23 1 point2 points ago

      aa or pahoehoe?

      [–]MushyBean 1 point2 points ago

      kids on that street are gonn have the best time!

      [–]goodguygeorge- 1 point2 points ago

      Put it on the carpet and we will play the greatest childhood game of them all!

      [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

      this game?

      [–]ZondaRFanForLife -1 points0 points ago

      Oh. So my fucking printer decides to die NOW

      [–]enkarta 1 point2 points ago

      This wouldn't even be very funny if it WERE real..

      [–]wekk 0 points1 point ago

      No home printer I've ever seen can print full bleed. Adding in a white margin around the sides would have made it more believable!

      [–]lakk 0 points1 point ago

      that's a 4280, I use to have one. Prints shit pictures. Made me think this was 'shopped. Judging by the popular comments, I may not be the only one.

      Seriously fuck that printer.

      [–]Patrico-8 0 points1 point ago

      I think you misspelled "Photoshop"

      [–]Aaronmcom -1 points0 points ago

      Why does the third picture look so photoshopped? Like the scissors are a stock photo lol

      [–]goldenjuicebox 0 points1 point ago

      I have that printer...it sucks shit. Can't even print out a simple document without screwing up.

      [–]tutty231 -1 points0 points ago

      Do you live near a volcano? Ten points if you do.

      [–]snoaj 0 points1 point ago

      It's so old I'm surprised it's in color.

      [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

      he used crayons to color it in.

      [–]csgunn21 1 point2 points ago

      litter.

      [–]flamingiceriver 0 points1 point ago

      Do that on a volcanic island.

      [–]XxNotOriginalxX 0 points1 point ago

      Pretty sure it's magma.

      [–]UnsureSherlock 0 points1 point ago

      I have an irrational fear of lava and volcanos. If I saw this on the street I would flee in terror.

      [–]realmofdarthon 1 point2 points ago

      Must be a slow night on reddit. Is this an hp advertisement?

      [–]smellthyscrote 0 points1 point ago

      Someone has too much time on their hands.

      [–]sfurules 0 points1 point ago

      That must be one of those industrial size printers

      [–]Topsiders 0 points1 point ago

      This is the perfect subreddit for this post!

      EDIT: this is not the perfect subreddit for this post.

      [–]hull26 0 points1 point ago

      Irl photoshop

      [–]DrLando 0 points1 point ago

      Wow, that's like 1998 old.

      [–]acidiceyebleach 0 points1 point ago

      Dat Photoshop

      [–]guard_press 0 points1 point ago

      pahueheuehheu

      [–]AntiTheory 0 points1 point ago

      Ban 3d printers now before terrorists begin to print weaponized lava.

      [–]Crazii-P 0 points1 point ago

      this would have come in handy when i was a little kid, using pillows as safe land

      [–]joshman196 1 point2 points ago

      Windows Vista ;_;

      [–]dipsao 0 points1 point ago

      For someone who is super afraid of naturally disasters, I would freak the Fuck out and then just kill myself first. Cause death by lava must suck.

      [–]themattcam 0 points1 point ago

      was it worth spending that money on the ink?

      [–]Antonton 0 points1 point ago

      The lava on the right looks like a lady wearing a night gown holding a cat.

      [–]jspr_crz 0 points1 point ago

      we have the same printer

      [–]n777athan 0 points1 point ago

      http://i.imgur.com/o732V.gif THATS GENIUS, I live in CA so there are a good amount of pot holes I can do that to.

      [–]DancesWithDaleks 1 point2 points ago

      HP printer commercial.

      [–]MasterJoe07 0 points1 point ago

      Troll activated

      [–]Aceous 0 points1 point ago

      That road must be in Russia.

      [–]JAEitler 0 points1 point ago

      More importantly, what kind of printer? Mine can barely print word documents...

      [–]J_Bassist 0 points1 point ago

      Your printer is amazing!

      [–]D-DayDodger 0 points1 point ago

      Hilarious.

      [–]Junichiro720 0 points1 point ago

      Benny Lava

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g

      [–]Riverbed19 0 points1 point ago

      I ate angry chicken earlier today... I can totally relate right now.

      [–]kryptic_bullfrog 0 points1 point ago

      An I the only one who sees a rather large woman with a small pigtail apparently cannon-balling into this lace? First pic, bottom right

      [–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

      how is the printer so high quality o _ O

      [–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

      Super epic triple foxtrot repost.

      With a shitty title.

      [–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

      Oh man I love this repost.

      [–]PowerCrumpet 0 points1 point ago

      Well that was disappointing.

      [–]bat-breaker 0 points1 point ago

      http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rb4yn/

      [–]gugulo 0 points1 point ago

      Op is clearly a fag...

      [–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

      Horseshit! I have the same fucking printer and it doesnt do shit... HP F141 or some shit like that

      [–]Schuultz 0 points1 point ago

      Hahaha, that's so funny! I can't wait to see the first video of someone swerving to avoid it and causing an accident! Messing with people operating vehicles is fun.

      [–]tragik007 0 points1 point ago

      $2,000 dollars of printer ink.

      [–]drneanderthal 0 points1 point ago

      You must have a huge printer

      [–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

      not-so-cheap thrills?

      [–]Master333 1 point2 points ago

      Chuck noris's pot holes

      [–]darkalia 0 points1 point ago

      the floor is lava!

      [–]Amusin 0 points1 point ago

      Let's play "The road is made of printed lava"

      [–]Lord_Herp_Derpington 0 points1 point ago

      Who the fuck still uses Vista?

      [–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point ago

      Drop some sand in there, then dig around it to get possible diamonds out.

      [–]abnorml1 0 points1 point ago

      I see you have an HP printer. I work at HP. It's nice to see such high quality pics being printed on an HP printer..you're welcome! haha

      [–]Cas3man 0 points1 point ago

      Let's keep posting this, but not actually do it!

      [–]middledeck 0 points1 point ago

      Why the fuck are you people upvoting this? It is the shittiest photoshop job I've ever seen, and I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE at photoshop.

      LOOK AT THE GODDAMN SCISSORS! LOOK, DAMN YOU!

      [–]dipatoe 0 points1 point ago

      Bad Photoshop is bad.

      [–]deja-vu-comment -4 points-3 points ago

      Fuck how am I gonna get to my fridge now. Pillow bridge here I come.

      .

      [–]TheMafioso 1 point2 points ago

      I would avoid that like the plague.

      [–]snichols1994 1 point2 points ago

      What kind of paper is that?

      [–]wintrparkgrl 3 points4 points ago

      lava paper, duh

      [–]DemonicXfat -3 points-2 points ago

      Second Image looks like a samurai fucking a cat

      [–]27Shua27 -2 points-1 points ago

      Kinda funny, really cool.

      [–]okema1997 -2 points-1 points ago

      When rain comes, how fucked are you?

      [–]PartyButton -3 points-2 points ago

      hot holes

      [–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

      To make you feel better, I thought your pun was funny.

      [–]SucksAtFormatting -4 points-3 points ago

      This is the one time I approve of taking pictures of your computer screen.

      [–]come_on_seth -4 points-3 points ago

      Here WE gooo. - Mario

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