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[–]dudebubhead 223 points224 points ago

That's actually Mo Williams on the bed. He posted the picture to his twitter account.

[–]juru1876 60 points61 points ago

Now the question is how tall is Mo?

[–]philamatt 198 points199 points ago

I believe the real question is, Why is Mo Williams in Al Jefferson's bed?

[–]Oxxide 93 points94 points ago

If I go to a house with a $23,000 mammoth bed I'm sure as shit going to lay lie lay on it.

[–]Captain_Poopy 40 points41 points ago

If I go to a house with a $23,000 mammoth bed I'm sure as hell going to shite shat shit on it.

[–]JackassPenguinass 24 points25 points ago

Yeah, I'm not inviting Captain_Poopy to my house to shit on my $23,000 mammoth bed... not the best house guest.

[–]reacher 8 points9 points ago

If I go to a house with a $23,000 mammoth bed I'm sure as hell going to expect Mo Williams to be in it

[–]spurdosparde1 2 points3 points ago

It would probably take him years to find it on that bed

[–]itsathrowawayanyway 2 points3 points ago

Reaching back to 2006 with this reference, but...

"WHO SHIT ON THE COATS?"

[–]SomeKindOfPalsy 1 point2 points ago

lie.

[–]bob-leblaw 9 points10 points ago

I believe he's telling the truth.

[–]Trifur 4 points5 points ago

Look at all the room for "activities." feels obligatory.

[–]Gbam 43 points44 points ago

6'1" I believe

[–]RichardsonSam 1 point2 points ago

6 ft nothing

[–]8cheese 5 points6 points ago

5' 12"

[–]imatotalscrub 3 points4 points ago

4' 24"?

[–]ape_cage 2 points3 points ago

Around 6 foot.

[–]bergtown -1 points0 points ago

6'1"

[–]pwylie -1 points0 points ago

6 ft. 1 in.

[–]baumkramer 0 points1 point ago

About 6'1"

[–]PinkmanAutomotive 5 points6 points ago

Truth. Nice yahoo post OP! Read the story.

[–]blackdoctormd 6 points7 points ago

mo money, mo williams

[–]Whereisnumnum 120 points121 points ago

His bed is bigger than the room I eat, sleep, and live in.

[–]alaskaman42 14 points15 points ago

how in the balls does he clean his sheets?

[–]EminGH 38 points39 points ago

He bought a $23,000 bed. I think he can find and larger than average washing machine. The real question is where do he buy his 400 square foot blanket?

[–]alaskaman42 26 points27 points ago

He bought a $23,000 bed. I think he can find a textile store that can custom make a 400 square foot blanket. The real question is why can't we all have beds that big?

[–]WilhelmEngel 16 points17 points ago

why can't we all have beds that big?

We don't all have rooms big enough for giant beds.

[–]Rohan21166 11 points12 points ago

That bed is bigger than my room.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 7 points8 points ago

That bed is bigger than my house

[–]Rabbyte808 2 points3 points ago

Bigger than 20sq feet. 20sq feet would be 4.5x4.5 feet

[–]Chongin 2 points3 points ago

No, the real question is how the hell did he get it in there?

[–]ThaiOneOff 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, right, like the guy in the five thousand dollar suit is gonna do his own laundry!

[–]The_blue_shark 0 points1 point ago

ya and more expensive

[–]IrishPub 60 points61 points ago

One of my goals in life is to have a bedroom that is just bed from wall to wall and filled with pillows. It will be my room of comfort.

[–]my_cock_in_barack 75 points76 points ago

rent a closet in NYC. Done.

[–]IrishPub 12 points13 points ago

I'd like a large space, thank you very much.

[–]DataKeeper 29 points30 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]Ekul13 2 points3 points ago

You mean rent an apartment in NYC? Oh wait...

[–]judokalinker 20 points21 points ago

Here is what you are looking for!

[–]tedparkes 5 points6 points ago

Preferably without the piss stains, thanks.

[–]IrishPub 0 points1 point ago

Can I order one with more padding? Maybe a different color as well?

[–]SgtBakerIsMyName 14 points15 points ago

And hope you never have to flip the mattress

[–]pokered 2 points3 points ago

There was some post on here about 3 (?) people in a poly relationship who had put a bunch of beds together so it took up the whole room and was their love den.

[–]Beakerbite 2 points3 points ago

A poly relationship would probably be great...until it fell apart violently in vicious jealousy and confusion.

[–]Touching_Cloth 5 points6 points ago

You mean like other two person relationships?

[–]Dreddy 1 point2 points ago

Definitely! I would put a projector in there. Bed, Wall, Screen, Speakers in the corners... and maybe some high doored cupboards that hold my controllers.

[–]IrishPub 2 points3 points ago

Now to just get the money to pay for it all...and the house to put it all in.

[–]sharpey95 1 point2 points ago

The best I can do is padded cell.

[–]boom929 177 points178 points ago

You think he could buy a better toaster to take a picture with.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 35 points36 points ago

I believe that was actually a potato.

[–]ColinWhitepaw 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, you can get Linux on those things now.

[–]bgugi 1 point2 points ago

meh, i'm more of a fan of the new genetic lifeform aDOS.

[–]yttrium39 21 points22 points ago

I'm 5'6" but I would have a giant bed if I had $23,000 to spend on a bed.

[–]ImThinkingRBs 6 points7 points ago

Must be made of some awesome shit for 23k. I know some football players sleep in Hyperbaric chambers that would be one of the few things I think would justify that pricetag.

[–]TheVictoryHat 9 points10 points ago

Everytime someone says that I just think of the Hyperbalic time champber from DBZ.

[–]liekdisifucried 2 points3 points ago

For real or just in Blue Mountain State?

[–]tomdarch 3 points4 points ago

Every set of sheets is a custom set of sheets. Every blanket or comforter is a custom comforter. kaching, kaching, kaching.

[–]hatcheck 0 points1 point ago

I would host giant sleepovers. Everyone could sleep in the bed.

[–]ReturningTarzan 1 point2 points ago

And a giant room to put it in. ._.

[–]kylEnt 124 points125 points ago

There's so much room for activities!

[–]usernameblank 47 points48 points ago

Masturbation. Sad, quiet masturbation. Up top, bottom-left...hell, maybe even upside-down right in the middle! There's a lot of options here.

[–]alaskaman42 16 points17 points ago

Tetrisbation....

[–]fireduck 2 points3 points ago

Hum, you do it in a bunch of positions and locations and shop them all together so that it seems like you are in the bed masturbating 15 times at once. Christmas card material.

[–]jjjam 25 points26 points ago

A blurry picture of some dude, whose blurry likeness is not like Al's, in a big bed. I have better pictures of bigfoot, please.

[–]Koker93 9 points10 points ago

[–]TheLoneHoot 2 points3 points ago

At least I finally know who Al Jefferson is.

[–]Rohan21166 0 points1 point ago

Tall and black.

What else would he do?

[–]OtterSports 10 points11 points ago

It doesn't look like him because it is actually Mo Williams source

[–]tlilz 5 points6 points ago

Can you imagine the EPIC pillow fights that take place on that thing??

[–]takeme2funkytown 5 points6 points ago

I can only imagine how big of an orgy you could have on that sucker

[–]marsamHearts 12 points13 points ago

Its an orgy friendly bed

[–]Revanx17 10 points11 points ago

he doesn't have to curl up his feet to avoid them hanging over the edge for the monsters to get.

[–]bstew2011 5 points6 points ago

How about the size of that room?!

[–]chillzatl 10 points11 points ago

He'll be broke before long and you can pick this thing up in his estate sale for nothing, patience!

[–]mockduckcompanion 10 points11 points ago

That is a bed made for sex.

[–]nyahiongifuh 14 points15 points ago

maybe if there were 8 people having sex on it.

[–]huge_bullfrogfrog 3 points4 points ago

You can always dream.

[–]EvilSpunge23 5 points6 points ago

It's big enough that no one would have to sleep on the wet patch.

[–]TurdCrapley 3 points4 points ago

"Laid out the tarp, got out that good-ass baby oil, and I was in it. Just BAM! I got in my power stance and I was like ca-ca-cacacacaca-ca! Cause there’s only one rule in my bedroom…FUCK. ALL. RULES. It was like the wild, wild west up in there. It’s like Afghanistan! Iraq! Motherfuckin’ Lord of the Rings in there! Y’all don’t know ‘bout my bedroom!"

[–]abeck3 3 points4 points ago

Oh, man. You read Yahoo news too?

[–]MagicDr 2 points3 points ago

And he couldn't invest in a decent camera?

[–]q1014 4 points5 points ago

With Al Jeffersons salary it's the equivalent of someone with a 50,000 dollar a year salary spending 78 dollars on a bed

[–]nito057 0 points1 point ago

is the guy in the bed Al Jefferson?

[–]acman319 4 points5 points ago

It's his (shorter) teammate Mo Williams who posted this pic on Twitter.

[–]espsteve 2 points3 points ago

As someone who is 6'4 that doesn't comfortably fit on most normal beds....this looks totally worth it.

[–]enneads169 3 points4 points ago

You could probably fit . . . four people on that bed!!

[–]Rynosaur1 6 points7 points ago

Except that's not Al Jefferson. That is 6'1" Mo Williams.

[–]Bran_Solo 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck is Al Jefferson.

[–]guywiththenickle 3 points4 points ago

Ultimate orgy

[–]taylormatthews 2 points3 points ago

Think of all the bitches he can fit on that bed.

[–]TheTurtleMaster 2 points3 points ago

I pity the person who has to make his bed for him

[–]DeadToRights 3 points4 points ago

I figure he has a team of small Mexican ladies to do it. Ever play with a parachute in elementary gym class? It's like that.

[–]diblasio 0 points1 point ago

Wonder what it looks like when he does the duvet cover/fan/fort/bubble bed thing...

[–]sunnyMFday 1 point2 points ago

I just need to see the size of the room if that bed is that big!

[–]keekeedoo 1 point2 points ago

I think that bed is the size of my room

[–]notarapist72 1 point2 points ago

Ill take 3

[–]Im7FeetTall 0 points1 point ago

I wish i had a bed this big :( I do not fit on mine..

[–]PointPruven 0 points1 point ago

but is it two sided?

[–]cptobg 0 points1 point ago

I want

[–]jhdevils10 1 point2 points ago

For those wondering its 12x10 ft

[–]FluffyPurpleThing -1 points0 points ago

How the fuck do you spend $23k on a bed?

[–]Tubasaurus 1 point2 points ago

$23,000 seems cheap for a bed that big. There's regular sized beds that cost nearly that much.

[–]rammstew 0 points1 point ago

Changing sheets on that must take a week.

[–]Moment0 2 points3 points ago

As a tall person I could see myself getting wealthy and saying "fuck it with sleeping at an angle, I'm getting the biggest bed in the world!"

[–]Giraffe_Knuckles 0 points1 point ago

That means those normal looking pillows are the size of goddamn body pillows.

[–]imstartingover 0 points1 point ago

lol, that bed costs a little bit less then all the money i've made ever.

[–]EnloK 0 points1 point ago

His bed is as big as my room.

[–]kilroy251 0 points1 point ago

Laundry's a bitch.

[–]M15CH13F 1 point2 points ago

As someone who's 6'4 I weep for comfort like that.

[–]wichitagnome 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the blanket forts you could make with those!

[–]chimchim1 0 points1 point ago

sometimes when i lay in my bed with all the blankets i still feel like my bed is that big even thought its just a double

[–]fcamberos -1 points0 points ago

Not that much room for activities. :(

[–]rems -1 points0 points ago

Laundry

[–]PinballWizrd -1 points0 points ago

I feel like I could make that same bed for about 1/10 the cost and 10 mattresses.

[–]typicalargonian 0 points1 point ago

How you spost ta fuck bitches on a twin bed

Edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJgFsqidVQ

[–]StevenK 0 points1 point ago

The biggest question I have is where do you find sheets for it?

[–]sksk14 -1 points0 points ago

according to my research, Al Jefferson is only 6'10"

[–]123fakerusty -1 points0 points ago

False, according to sports center he is 6'10".

[–]peekoooz 1 point2 points ago

This is why I've always wanted to be a cat. Every bed would be gigantic to me.

[–]Hefeweize 0 points1 point ago

See all the women he gots on his bed and his arms? Tats about of chicks he will be having every night.

[–]PlopDropper 1 point2 points ago

Now that is a bed-room

[–]Brice0825 0 points1 point ago

My question is where does one get sheets for this bed..

[–]shocksim 0 points1 point ago

Too bad that is Mo Williams on his bed...

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

Ha. On a chart of how much I'm willing to make my bed over how big of a bed I'd like, this far surpassed the drop-off.

[–]5lim5hady -1 points0 points ago

False. Al Jefferson is 6'10''.

[–]Kubrik27 -1 points0 points ago

Cant wait till i see him on the part 2 documentary of Broke.

[–]ebbnfloUnicorn -1 points0 points ago

This big dumb bed is big and dumb.

[–]dat1kid -1 points0 points ago

my eyes. they hurt.

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

Until reading the comments that he isn't 7ft I WAS going to say:

I imagine that being 7ft and being so frustrated with bed sizes all your life, if I had come into a lot of money I would definately splurge on a bed the size of my childhood room.

[–]TwoLetters -1 points0 points ago

Goddammit, America. 7 feet tall or not, who the FUCK needs a bed that big?

[–]shamallamadingdong 0 points1 point ago

Only one reason for a bed this huge.....Orgies.

[–]mentos33 0 points1 point ago

so much want.

[–]roropa 0 points1 point ago

nigga plz

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

$23k bed, and he can't afford a decent camera to take pictures with.

[–]MrBoog 0 points1 point ago

Opulence. He has it.

[–]lakk 0 points1 point ago

that's.... that's almost as big as my apartment

[–]gentimmy 0 points1 point ago

I will have this

[–]TheBassCave 0 points1 point ago

That bed is significantly larger than my bedroom.

[–]lors852 0 points1 point ago

There was one in the bed and the 7' tell one said........

[–]3amZinc 0 points1 point ago

theres so much room for activities

[–]tinysalmon4 0 points1 point ago

There isn't a room in my place that would fit this bed.

Or maybe I could have a literal Bed-Room

ba-dum-tsh

[–]IMAHORSIE 0 points1 point ago

Think of all the girls he can fot on it...

[–]Wakewalking 0 points1 point ago

I would massacre for a bed like this. I'm 6ft four and yet to find a bed my feet won't dangle off.

[–]dr_p53 0 points1 point ago

There's so much room for activities!

[–]ZAKTMT 1 point2 points ago

Al Jefferson is 6'8.5" without shoes. And is about 6'10" with shoes on. Not 7 ft.

[–]madoog -1 points0 points ago

I do not fancy trying to put that duvet in its cover.

[–]Shouldknowbetter 0 points1 point ago

Look at all this room for activities!

[–]Aurora89 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm genuinely interested to know how tall people manage to sleep in normal size beds. I'm really short (just over 5'1") and my bed is the perfect size for me, but if a really tall person tried to sleep in it their feet would be hanging off the end.

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 0 points1 point ago

As a 7 foot 2 man. I want that bed.

[–]clonn 1 point2 points ago

2,13m

[–]GeebusNZ 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one wondering how many ho's a guy gotta have to need a bed that big?

[–]Whiteywhiteboy 0 points1 point ago

His bed is almost as big as my room -_-

[–]hwood 0 points1 point ago

So much room for activities...

[–]naacal1 0 points1 point ago

I told my gf we should get one; it won't fit is what she said

[–]allocater 0 points1 point ago

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully this isn't another case of take guy out of ghetto with large contract, he blows all that money on stupid things, and retired broke.

[–]nolbie 1 point2 points ago

He must be loaded since he can afford to hire Michael J. Fox as his photographer.

[–]boom-bam 0 points1 point ago

Mo' is 6'1 and Al isn't 7 feet.

[–]jehoshaphat 0 points1 point ago

So many "HE MAKES TONS OF MONEY!" responses to people saying he will go broke eventually. Seems people don't understand that someone who buys a football field for a bed isn't being frugal in other aspects of their lives either. This bed is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the shit this guy buys. There have been plenty of people with even MORE money than he will ever earn who have gone broke because they blew it all.

[–]Aluhut 0 points1 point ago

Looks empty.

[–]ElBravo 1 point2 points ago

i just saw the picture disregarding the title and thought what was so interesting about this guy on a bed???

[–]unplanned_life 1 point2 points ago

Do most hotels have beds for very, very tall people? Or do NBA teams tend to all stay at the same hotel in each city and that hotel is equipped with a large number of very long beds?

[–]r4ygun 0 points1 point ago

How would he clean under it? It's so big that it's effectively immovable. Even a sheet for the bed would be rather heavy. Does he have a staff of people keeping up his home?

[–]Dark_Prism 0 points1 point ago

I have a Cali King size bed, and a decent amount of space all around it in my room...

And this bed is still bigger than my room.

Including my master bath and walk-in closet.

[–]drylube 0 points1 point ago

that dude is fucking tiny

[–]Magrias 0 points1 point ago

As a tall fellow, this gave me hope.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

So much room for sex acitivities.

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

and people wonder why most athletes go broke after they retire

[–]canadian227 0 points1 point ago

I'm only 5 feet nine but I think I want to bed like that too....

[–]jpcrecom 0 points1 point ago

My wife just spent $2,000 on a bad for our new house and I wanted to shit. $23k for a bed is insane. Of course, he makes way more than 10x what I make, so I guess I have a reason to.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point ago

I wish I knew what it felt like to not have my feet hang off the bed without my legs bent. I hate that feeling and I've felt it every night since the 7th grade...I'm 30 now.

[–]advt 0 points1 point ago

SO much room for activities!

[–]lozzobear 0 points1 point ago

That bed is a pure statement of intent.

[–]orangeson58 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "Thomas" Jefferson, and then immediately thought about how his bed looks remarkably modern.

[–]xNocturne 0 points1 point ago

There's so much room for activities!

[–]swiheezy 0 points1 point ago

You could sleep a normal sized family of 4 on there

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 0 points1 point ago

Random Fact about my self: I don't fit in my bed, my feet are on the air, basically.

[–]justinsayin 0 points1 point ago

It shouldn't cost $23K to strap 4 mattresses together and order some custom-made linens, should it?

[–]hgeyer99 0 points1 point ago

Al Jefferson is not 7 feet tall.

[–]jack_spankin -1 points0 points ago

Should have spent less on the bed and more on the camera.

Also, if there was a broke athlete prediction website I'd have him down for 2025.

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

Can afford a $23,000 bed. Doesn't have a decent camera.

[–]Richardisco 0 points1 point ago

23,000 dollar bed, 2 dollar and 30 cent camera.

[–]ferdjuan 0 points1 point ago

Aziz Ansari and the Three Bears

[–]Cerylidae 0 points1 point ago

His bed is the size of my entire apartment. Jasus.

[–]hullkogan 0 points1 point ago

Shaq's was bigger.

[–]The420Turtle 1 point2 points ago

If I owned this bed my immediate first action would be to put a midget on it and take a picture. Why? For the hilarity of course.

[–]FrapAchino 0 points1 point ago

son, that there is what we done call a deviant sex bed. no good can come of that.

[–]jayjaya29 0 points1 point ago

How do you fit the mattress through the doorway?

[–]ifthereis 0 points1 point ago

Not pictured, how much of a struggle it is when he wants his feet to come out the bottom.

[–]meltonmark 1 point2 points ago

I just watched an ESPN special about how all these professional athletes end up bankrupt, even when they are making millions of dollars each year. I guess now we know why

[–]TheCommonDandy -1 points0 points ago

Dat recession.

[–]moyerr 0 points1 point ago

Looks like me in a regular bed.

[–]Jakl0 0 points1 point ago

So much room for activities!

[–]daftroses 0 points1 point ago

He could've just laid diagonally.

[–]10000lakes 0 points1 point ago

He can afford a $23k bed but not a decent camera?

[–]shrewsburylolmask 0 points1 point ago

Monsters trying to grab my feet level: safe as hell

[–]Xysten 0 points1 point ago

That bed cost more than I make in a year. How depressing.

[–]IReallyLikeMovies 0 points1 point ago

FALSE. Mo Williams is 6 foot one laying 7 foot tall Al Jefferson's $23,000 bed.