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[–]looney-lottie 67 points68 points ago

It's like I'm watching myself ..

[–]gheost 13 points14 points ago

It's like I'm watching you be me.

[–]Good_Guy_Doctor_Who 10 points11 points ago

Or maybe...he IS YOU!!!!!

Directed by M.Night Shyamamalan.

Doo doooo doo doo doo.

Manamana.

Doo doo doo doo.

Manamana.

Doo doooo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doodoodoodoodoodoo.

[–]ryumast3r 6 points7 points ago

Plot Twist, "you" is played by Johnny Depp and M.Night was actually Tim Burton,

Directed by M.Night Shyamamalamamalamaladingdong.

[–]makopolo2001 3 points4 points ago

Finally a reference I get!

[–]Litagano 0 points1 point ago

I didn't understand the reference. Got anything for me?

[–]ocentertainment 0 points1 point ago

[–]Litagano 1 point2 points ago

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

Are you left handed too?!

[–]Guild_Wars_2 1 point2 points ago

except there is a lot more scrolling and a lot less heh'ing.

[–]Earthian 33 points34 points ago

heh.

[–]SixFootJockey 12 points13 points ago

scroll

[–]gheost 10 points11 points ago

scroll

[–]mouzikalskeytar 10 points11 points ago

scroll

[–]105Hummel 9 points10 points ago

scroll

[–]IStoleYourCar 9 points10 points ago

heh.

[–]CannedSewage 8 points9 points ago

scroll

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 7 points8 points ago

Scroll

[–]Brosuff 13 points14 points ago

Ever look at a word so long it starts looking funny, and misspelt?

[–]SixFootJockey 8 points9 points ago

heh.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 4 points5 points ago

Oh man. That is fucking with me now.

[–]NeutronRocks 2 points3 points ago

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

I had that with the word "vertical", and now it still looks wrong to me and it always will.

[–]CannedSewage -5 points-4 points ago

combo breaker ballsurfers get mad

[–]Vanadoss 8 points9 points ago

You're not Walder Frey.

heh.

[–]ghostinseashell 3 points4 points ago

Mayhaps he is.

[–]Screegly 30 points31 points ago

I just did this exactly. A few seconds later I realized what just happened and decided to come back for a little upvote!

[–]Dennis_Smoore 3 points4 points ago

I don't even know what to say. This is the most perfect realization of what happened to me with his post. I think that the comic speaks to redditors or at least people looking for entertaining content on the internet or something.

It's meta.

Edit: Okay I guess I was in discussion mode still because I was just in SRD talking about the whole creepshots thing. Then I came here and made the most unoriginal comment ever. That's just how it goes I guess.

[–]jellystone 10 points11 points ago

When somebody says, "I laughed so hard I spit coffee on my screen!"

[–]reaper6788 13 points14 points ago

Repost

[–]metaldood 0 points1 point ago

heh.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 4 points5 points ago

Classical repost. Keep scrolling everyone.

[–]Sapphire_Devil 3 points4 points ago

I was more like "meh", as I saw this post

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

heh

[–]enneads169 0 points1 point ago

This is me redditting at school, at home, on the bus, at the coffee shop, at the library, in class, . . .

[–]SirTubz 3 points4 points ago

Nothing is funny when I browse reddit at home, but when I browse in public, everything's funny.

[–]enneads169 -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, just a few days ago I was in my grad seminar class on moral psychology (I am a philosophy student), and I saw the funniest animated GIF of all time while someone was trying to explain an objection to what another student had said. I couldn't stop laughing, even as the professor was speaking. Mind you, these seminar classes are held in small conference rooms that house maybe a maximum of 20 persons.

[–]Legio_X 6 points7 points ago

Could you link us to the best GIF of all time instead of the shitty one you linked to? I'm curious

[–]enneads169 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm sorry you don't feel the same way I do about the respective GIF, but I'm not sure that the ostensible hostility of your reply was appropriate. You have my upvote, because that seems to me to be what you were seeking in so writing, but you ought to try to be friendlier in the future.

[–]Legio_X 1 point2 points ago

I'll take your opinion into consideration. The input of random people on the internet is, of course, of the utmost importance to me.

I'm sorry, but in some cases being friendly is not nearly as amusing. I imply that your sense of humour sucks and you upvote me and wish me well? What are you, a nun? That amount of do-goodery is nauseating! I wish you luck in your future endeavours.

[–]enneads169 -1 points0 points ago

It's easy to forget we are dealing with persons on the internet, not machines or walls of text. Everybody is in it for the upvotes; why not give it to them? I don't lose anything!

[–]Legio_X -1 points0 points ago

You lose nothing because the upvote is worth nothing.

The people I downvote are generally annoyed by downvotes: the fact that they are dismayed by something so petty and meaningless is reason enough to annoy them with downvotes. You see how it creates a positive feedback loop.

I'm curious to see if you're one of those people. Only one way to tell!

[–]lux514 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at the gif. And I am at home.

[–]failedparachute 1 point2 points ago

Reddit in a nutshell.

[–]Tyronis3 -1 points0 points ago

Goddamn lurkers

[–]Kerdek 1 point2 points ago

Left-handed weirdo.

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you for making me all introspective n shit now.

[–]fire_hawx 0 points1 point ago

Punchline in the fuckin' title. Lol

[–]AcerExcel 1 point2 points ago

This is probably one of the most reposted things on reddit.

[–]chuck_heston 0 points1 point ago

[–]Awesomeade 0 points1 point ago

This would be an accurate depiction of me if the left hand was down the stick figure's pants.

[–]J_stoner 0 points1 point ago

My reddit experience in a nutshell.

[–]phlamez92 0 points1 point ago

This is essentially me on /r/funny.

[–]Fatcat87 0 points1 point ago

I was literally holding my head up and did the same thing. Thought about changing. Then I carried on as normal

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck is the Karma Decay post? I want to use one of my "OP is a faggot" .gifs if there were enough reposted.

[–]politik827 0 points1 point ago

Someone make this a new meme.

[–]yoduh4077 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny in a nutshell.

[–]wookiebread 0 points1 point ago

You should wait a few weeks and post this again...

[–]ocentertainment 0 points1 point ago

This post made me turn of reddit and go to bed...

[–]ishusha37 0 points1 point ago

Clicked on this in that exact same pose.

[–]robomono 0 points1 point ago

Reddit everyday.

[–]2_beer_biotch_SS 0 points1 point ago

didnt say heh

[–]iPyroNinja 0 points1 point ago

Nice picture of a 9gagger right there!

[–]TheRedMambo 0 points1 point ago

My "heh" is more of a quiet exhale through, like I'm laughing, but I don't make any noise.

[–]Darrik 0 points1 point ago

I heh'd at this comic

[–]cosmicandshit 0 points1 point ago

this just made me realize i was going to go to bed an hour ago.... im going to bed now probably.......

[–]Tarnus88 0 points1 point ago

Or in my case: j, x, x, j, x, x...

[–]NotPornAccount 0 points1 point ago

DAE see the similarities between this guy and a guy with a gambling problem?

[–]phillyeagles540 0 points1 point ago

Heh.

[–]mrgravybaby 0 points1 point ago

heh....DAMMIT!

[–]badteddy81 0 points1 point ago

wtf, i was in this position like 30 seconds before i clicked on this....

[–]rionhunter 1 point2 points ago

Heh.

[–]Heez211 -2 points-1 points ago

nailed it

[–]Duraace 1 point2 points ago

Na he just reposted this, so someone else nailed it.

[–]discopowerpack -2 points-1 points ago

scroll

scroll

fuckin repost...

scroll

scroll

[–]TacticalBacon00 -4 points-3 points ago

DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!

[–]105Hummel 0 points1 point ago

CAN YOU NOT TELL HOW GOSH-DARNED ANGRY I AM BY MY FREAKING CUSSING?

[–]Deslyn 0 points1 point ago

I fail to see how it ruined the post.

[–]UndeadBeest 0 points1 point ago

More like, "scroll click, click, click... scroll scroll, click, click"

[–]Emrico1 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I actually laughed so... Um... Jokes on... Someone <.< 0.0 >.> click scroll scroll scroll

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[–]uhhhhiforgot12 4 points5 points ago

This isn't a rage comic idiot.

[–]831_you -1 points0 points ago

Lurk more.

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls -1 points0 points ago

What part of "heh" implies rage to you?

[–]dudebot 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to /r/funny...

[–]poopadoop12 0 points1 point ago

heh heh my life (please say it like borat "my wife"- it is so much funnier)

[–]paradoctic 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure this is a repost