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[–]hawks27 2 points3 points ago

Well obviously we're not supposed to butt fuck the children.

[–]Jtaltstatt 0 points1 point ago

Awww, Randy! You took us to the wrong hill! There's no raping allowed here!

[–]_comeatmebro_ 0 points1 point ago

look at that freaking wooden sign post in the back there holy mother of directions

[–]KickassMcfly 0 points1 point ago

must be the center of the world MANG

[–]Jack366jack 0 points1 point ago

Penn state ski trip

[–]joeltrane 0 points1 point ago

Kids can't ride on the same skis as their rapists. Duh

[–]Ziggarot 0 points1 point ago

Why not? Sharing is caring!

[–]Captain_Yossarian 1 point2 points ago

Small children are sometimes helped on pole style ski lifts by their parent/guardian, who will hold the pole while the child goes in front of the adult, essentially putting the adult and child on the same lift. This is forbidden by the management of the ski resort in the picture.

[–]Route66_LANparty -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure if I should up-vote you for explaining it, or down-vote you for ruining the joke. Conflicted.

[–]Captain_Yossarian 0 points1 point ago

He did ask.

[–]Route66_LANparty 0 points1 point ago

True :)