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[–]lsgk 581 points582 points ago

This is on my list of top five fears. Between shitting my pants in public and dying alone.

[–]Baron_Nashor 834 points835 points ago

Interestingly enough, hitting share will cause both of your other fears to come true.

[–]killyourego 167 points168 points ago

You seem to be implying that watching porn in public is universal behavior

[–]FalseFactsOrg 131 points132 points ago

...wait...its not?

[–]NickDerpkins 112 points113 points ago

Oh god what have I done...

This honestly does explain so much though.

[–]melanie086 53 points54 points ago

HAPPY CAKEDAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

[–]LinkCreedZ 97 points98 points ago

No one knew it was mine 2 days ago...forever alone

[–]NickDerpkins 26 points27 points ago

WE ALL HAVE YOU

[–]WootRainbows 10 points11 points ago

Hope you like the pity upvote I got you :D

[–]LinkCreedZ 1 point2 points ago

South Park reference: You fools! What if I only said that so I could get pity for karma and go lol I can't believe they fell for that! You hipsters need to be safer on the internet and should be fired from Reddit!-

[–]lifeatwar 8 points9 points ago

Sympathy upvote for you.

[–]Smarts91 0 points1 point ago

You must be referring to your BIRTHDAY.

[–]NickDerpkins 11 points12 points ago

THANKS SON

[–]Dvdrummer360 7 points8 points ago

"Oh wow, thanks. I didn't even notice."

[–]danrennt98 12 points13 points ago

just in the front of class

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 11 points12 points ago

It isn't?

[–]throwawayassbutt 214 points215 points ago

Posting on a throwaway, for reasons that will become obvious. This is a situation Incognito won't get you out of.

Occasionally, I'll download photos of my female friends I'd like to fuck from Facebook, find a nude matching their pose and body type, and blend in the body/tits from that nude in Photoshop. I know it'd probably be easier to take their head and slap it on a nude, but for some reason I find a real pic of them (bikini ones work well), and just blend in the nude parts.

So.. I made a particularly well-done one of one of my better friends. She and I have LOTS of mutual friends, as we're from the same city. Whenever I'm saving a file hastily, I just name it a number (1.jpg, 2.jpg, etc). I had saved this file of her as 1.jpg on my DESKTOP, intending to soon see it and be reminded to put it in my password-protected, hidden porn archive. I had also, that day, cropped a photo of myself and saved it as 1.jpg in my PICTURES folder.

After jerking it to this image of her, I decided to change my profile picture, for some reason. I mean, that wasn't my first thought after blowing my load, but it was the first thing I did when I returned to listlessly browsing Facebook post-beat. I browsed for my earlier cropped image of myself, saw 1.jpg there, and double clicked it. Apparently the last thing I uploaded in Chrome was also from my Desktop, so that's the directory I was choosing from. Facebook had ZERO "are you sure?" confirmation questions once I chose the file in the dialog. The fake nude photo of her was my profile picture in 3 seconds, before I could realize what happened.

Now, my heart started pounding and racing HARD when I realized what I did. I quickly went to my profile, browsed to my photo albums, went into Profile Pictures, and deleted the file. BUT IT WAS STILL MY PROFILE PICTURE! Apparently you must still CHANGE it manually, even if you delete the source file. So, here I am scrambling to change my picture to something else, and I'm getting more and more flustered with each step Facebook makes me go through - it turns out it takes much longer to choose a previously-uploaded picture for your profile than it does to upload a new one. They ask if you're sure, they ask if you want to crop it, etc.

So, I finally got it changed, and sighed a sigh of relief. But then I looked over in the right-hand insta-update bar, and saw "throwawayassbutt changed his profile picture" from a few minutes before. You could STILL mouse over it and see a (pretty large) thumbnail of the fake nude! I scrambled into my activity log and frantically tried to hide all profile-picture-changing activity. I then opened an incognito window, logged into my cat's Facebook account (yeah, yeah), and tried to see if there was any way anyone would see the activity. Nope, I was clear.

..Except for everyone that happened to be logged into Facebook at the time, and had gotten that notification in their insta-update bar. I glanced down at my Chat list and, to my horror, saw a few of her closest friends had green dots next to their name. COULD THEY HAVE SEEN? Would they even say anything if they did? I chatted a couple of them up to see if they said anything or acted weird.. and it didn't seem like anything was out of the ordinary.

I don't know, to this day. No one has acted weird around me, no one has said anything.. but man, I still think at least a few people saw it. Hopefully it was no one that knew her closely enough to know that I wouldn't have nudes of her. Ideally, if they'd seen it, they'd believe that I had accidentally uploaded a REAL nude of her that I had because they thought we dated (we actually had a fling and fooled around, but had never fucked or been able to get serious, since I moved away). I mean, that'd be much less creepy and embarrassing than a fake nude.

TL;DR - Accidentally uploaded a fake nude I made of a female friend.. as my Facebook profile picture. Scrambled to change it, but it was probably seen. Name your JPEGs explicitly.

[–]bjergi 174 points175 points ago

That's a pretty creepy habit dude. Can't you just in-brain photoshop onto pictures like the rest of us?

[–]I_need_time_to_think 57 points58 points ago

Brain, fill with content-aware. No, dammit Brain, why has she now got two heads!? Fuck it, it'll do.

[–]CamouflageDave 56 points57 points ago

Brain, add lens flare. Contrast +100. Desaturated. Oh yeah brain. You are the shit. Look how artistic you are.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Mr. Abrams, I had no idea you used reddit.

[–]ballzers 9 points10 points ago

What gets me is he puts the time and effort in to photoshopping the pics but is too lazy to put it in a folder

[–]loftizle 14 points15 points ago

Yeah as funny and well written as your post is I can't shake the creepiness.

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[–]GodzPizzaman 20 points21 points ago

oh man the spaghetti

[–]FB242 8 points9 points ago

Throwawayassbutt... Smooth...

[–]I_rape_rapist 5 points6 points ago

Can u share?

[–]UKMuffins 2 points3 points ago

  1. This is probably the first thing I've ever heard that has made me want to delete my Facebook.

  2. Why do people make throw a ways? Is it because you have something previously posted that indentifies you?

[–]severon78 2 points3 points ago

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to give you a well deserved upvote. It's rare that I see something on the internet that literally makes me laugh out loud, but your story had me in fits. Thank you.

[–]Shaddaaaaaapp 59 points60 points ago

Clicking 'Share' on pornsites doesn't work. Facebook unfortunately doesn't let it happen.

Yours, someone who tried to hit 'share' on many a friend's facebook.

[–]Deadly_Duplicator 15 points16 points ago

Perhaps porn sites go off templates with built in social media buttons.

[–]Dvdrummer360 6 points7 points ago

Nah, I've clicked then in the past and (I logged out) it does indeed link to FB

[–]gurboura 11 points12 points ago

Between shitting my pants in public

Close enough, been there and done that.

[–]solarnexus 19 points20 points ago

making your way home on a train while hiding the load in your boxers is not... I repeat.. NOT a good way to end any day.

I say end, because, fuck, if you just shat yourself in public, you know the day is over, doesn't matter what time it is or what "important" thing you've got to do. Right then and there you're a child without a mommy to wipe his arse.

/speaks from experience

[–]Deadly_Duplicator 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like a story meant to be shared there!

[–]gurboura 4 points5 points ago

Pilonidal cyst burst while I was at school. Granted it wasn't shitting pants, but it was near it.

I was in last period at high school, bell goes off for school to end. I get up, walk across the school to get to my car, to find that the back of my khaki dickies are covered in blood from the top all to the way to the bottom on the rear. No one said anything, mentioned it, pointed. Glad it was my last day at school. Never knew it was my last day, but I never went back.

[–]smd69 2 points3 points ago

Been there...with white pants ...at a family reunion.

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 12 points13 points ago

Why the hell wouldn't you just browse in incognito mode instead? It seems to forego automatic login processes. Just a tip...

Just the tip...

[–]IggyZ 5 points6 points ago

I go so far as to view some reddit threads in incognito, just in case...

[–]MissL 2 points3 points ago

or "like" Justin Beiber and update your status to say you're gay, and let people assume you were hacked

[–]ashelia 6 points7 points ago

Why wouldn't you just say you were hacked? People would buy it.

[–]mastermike14 6 points7 points ago

I dont fear dying alone, actually it does not bother me. I wouldn't be happy to die alone but would not mind it. /loner

[–]Odusei 2 points3 points ago

If it helps, you should know that there's like three layers of confirmation before it posts. You'd have to be phenomenally stupid to actually do this by accident.

[–]billyzero 619 points620 points ago

There is an easy way that to avoid those embarrassing situations. It's called Google Incognito.

[–]Spr09 531 points532 points ago

Automatically logs you out of facebook and doesn't save your cockies.

[–]UKMuffins 646 points647 points ago

Cockies.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 509 points510 points ago

COCKIES.

[–]aStonedSquirtle 161 points162 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]HookDragger 126 points127 points ago

8===D~ ಠ_ಠ

FTFY

[–]KrishanuAR 214 points215 points ago

8===D~ x_ಠ

[–]HookDragger 73 points74 points ago

8=D x_x

You good?

[–]zmansman17 68 points69 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Back up and running.

[–]DecryptedGaming 20 points21 points ago

@_@

What did I just see...

[–]HookDragger 8 points9 points ago

What a trooper.... ready for the next scene?

[–]HoHoNOPE 26 points27 points ago

º¿º

[–]Krankenflegel 52 points53 points ago

WATCH OUT, THERE IS A LASER DOT ON YOUR FOREHEAD!!! tackels you

edit: hm, now I see it, should I change it and stop the karmatrain?! Not sure...

[–]Homecomer 46 points47 points ago

Tackels

[–]CdeoD 20 points21 points ago

TACKELS.

[–]kore464 4 points5 points ago

TACOS

[–]CarpetFibers 31 points32 points ago

Dude, she's just Indian.

[–]gingervitis3002 7 points8 points ago

Holy tackerel!

[–]danrennt98 8 points9 points ago

I'll pass on dinner tonight, thanks.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 13 points14 points ago

EAT IT, EAT IT!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

wooooooo

[–]Spider_Rapist 11 points12 points ago

Where I'm from we call those dickerdoodles.

[–]runtheplacered 4 points5 points ago

I was trying to find a picture of the penis bites from the show Party Down but couldn't find them. Now I'm on record as searching for "party down penis bites" and "party down penis".

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 11 points12 points ago

Cockies are what porn sites use to track your browsing habits.

[–]Zacmar 18 points19 points ago

Noooooo not my cockies I need those.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 13 points14 points ago

"Not Without My Cockies"

[–]kore464 0 points1 point ago

Cockies and milk.

[–]TheAryanBrotherhood 71 points72 points ago

I just use a different web browser that I've never used to sign into facebook with.

[–]billyzero 23 points24 points ago

But that can still lead you to the embarrassing situation of someone grabbing your computer and using that browser.

[–]Iggyhopper 26 points27 points ago

community gif with guy pointing and nodding.

[–]Mr_Bronzensteel 34 points35 points ago

[–]Tree-eeeze 37 points38 points ago

I have a feeling he meant this one despite saying "Community"

[–]Steel40 24 points25 points ago

[–]Iggyhopper 2 points3 points ago

THAT ONE.

What show is it? Office? Parks and rec?

[–]IFUCKINGLOVETIGERS 2 points3 points ago

That's why you have it set to clear cookies/history on exit. No chance of that ever happening.

[–]McShizzL 25 points26 points ago

this guy gets it.

[–]gameShark428 8 points9 points ago

Internet explorer

[–]_Caffeine 8 points9 points ago

And then, if someone ever opens IE to see your history, they will have more explaining to do than you.

[–]coolkidmitch 5 points6 points ago

So many porn toolbars...

[–]goatanuss 2 points3 points ago

IE is that last browser you should be using on the seedier parts of the Internet.

[–]CobaltCog 36 points37 points ago

Also, 'Private Browsing' on Firefox (Windows: Ctrl+Shift+P; Mac: Cmd+Shift+P)

[–]TehBaconKing 89 points90 points ago

I would find a way to mess that up and just start printing a shit ton of porn sites by mistake.

[–]Neckwrecker 6 points7 points ago

Then click Tools -> Start Private Browsing

[–]silentkill144 19 points20 points ago

Too many clicks.

[–]Metalhead62 11 points12 points ago

Two many clicks.

[–]alfredopotato 25 points26 points ago

A good way to browse privates.

[–]dmurray14 13 points14 points ago

i thought that was just for "buying gifts"?

[–]mokr22 5 points6 points ago

i came here to laugh at poor redditors misery not read about ways ro prevent it

[–]Knuk 4 points5 points ago

Also, you can set it so that adblock loads with google incognito.

[–]RuchW 6 points7 points ago

Or Firefox Private Browsing (Ctrl + Shift + P). No one has access to my PC other than me so I don't really care about browser history, but those share features are terrifying. Real boner killers.

[–]AshranPewter 6 points7 points ago

or if you're really paranoid get Facebook Disconnect for firefox or chrome.

[–]Idigthebackseat 3 points4 points ago

Different browser so you can keep good stuff in your history. Just delete it someone borrows your laptop

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 23 points24 points ago

I keep my xnxx.com favorite coded as "Netscape Rotary, Inc." I thought it was genius because my wife would never click on that. She found it exactly the first time she used my cpu.

[–]deyur 21 points22 points ago

She found it exactly the first time she used my cpu

Your wife is a goddamn wizard if she's browsing using only your CPU.

[–]762headache 8 points9 points ago

A GUI is for pussies.

[–]projexion_reflexion 6 points7 points ago

Yes, computing has gone straight to hell since the invention of the monitor.

[–]qqypnz 3 points4 points ago

Netscape? CPU? Damn this is a blast from the past

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[–]eulers_oilers 44 points45 points ago

even if you click share, doesn't another popup come up from fb saying something along the lines of 'this application has requested permission to post on your wall'? and then you have to click allow on that? i won't be testing this....but im pretty sure thats how it works :P

[–]Scootarookangaroo 15 points16 points ago

How dare you bring logic into this!

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 2 points3 points ago

Even if it did post, you can delete things off of your timeline. Only people who were on Facebook during that minute or two would see it. That could be a non-zero number of people, which is bad. But it's not like everyone in your family would see it.

[–]goldengod503 253 points254 points ago

Use Incognito Mode, ya Dingus!

[–]thelovepirate 110 points111 points ago

For your health.

[–]coleosis1414[!] 31 points32 points ago

Just check the expiration date, dummy!

[–]runtheplacered 2 points3 points ago

Do you have smelly body parts? Smelly under your arms? In the armpits? Just put some vinegar on it. Why didn't you think of that?

[–]JohnnyThunda 14 points15 points ago

I was gonna invent the skrateboard, but i already have like 500 of them!

[–]Necoras 1 point2 points ago

Says the guy who intentionally sits on ant piles...

[–]Fireproofmilk 8 points9 points ago

I feel as though I'm missing some information..

[–]ediblestars 5 points6 points ago

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

[–]mintmouse 2 points3 points ago

It's Dr. Steve Brule (and take your sister dum-dum!)

[–]JimmehFTW 119 points120 points ago

Did you also accidentally click yes on the three "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SURE YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING THIS RETARDED?" windows that popped up afterwards??

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 38 points39 points ago

You're half way there.. you aren't a quitter are you?

[–]pseudolobster 40 points41 points ago

Add Fanboy's annoyances list into adblock to get rid of "share" buttons.

[–]phearsom_fysic 18 points19 points ago

I almost pressed the stream to apple tv button while watching porn, while my parents were downstairs watching the tv

[–]Tallain 121 points122 points ago

[–]red321red321 151 points152 points ago

Zero clucks given

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 7 points8 points ago

Keep fucking that chicken.

[–]UsernameNotFound404 20 points21 points ago

After chicken this link out, I'm dizzy!

[–]Test_Subject_0 4 points5 points ago

This will always make me laugh

[–]Mighty_Trip 9 points10 points ago

Why is that button even there?

[–]TheMagicToolBus 12 points13 points ago

Tracking purposes. Every website with a Facebook button has it so Facebook can track what you do on the internet and sell that information.

[–]manyamile 13 points14 points ago

Ghostery is a beautiful thing.

[–]RainbowBarfingToastr 8 points9 points ago

i like how it has the "log in with facebook feature"

[–]SocialBunny198 9 points10 points ago

Dat animation.

[–]polarityomg 4 points5 points ago

Fun fact: part of why it looks so smooth is due to the use of rotoscoping.

[–]Kreeker 7 points8 points ago

I have this fear of hitting the like button on porn sites, and actually find myself checking my facebook after thinking I liked some video. I'm into some stuff that most people would find odd, so sharing it on facebook is the last thing I want to do...

[–]CAPSLOCK_USERNAME 5 points6 points ago

If you're using Chrome, use Incognito mode. If you're using firefox, use Private Browsing mode. If you're using IE, stop using IE.

[–]Anonximous 7 points8 points ago

Repeat after me: I shall always use incognito while browsing porn.

Let this be a very painful lesson, especially when your grandmother who just got on "the facebook" calls.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 14 points15 points ago

Plot twist: That was a representation of his mom when she found out the kind of porn he was watching

[–]BbIT 7 points8 points ago

On a German skat foot fetish film with tentacle rape.

[–]Tehkaiser 0 points1 point ago

Not even badass. I swapped a tape that was meant to play some emotional video about retards and losers, to a video of german scat foot fetish child rape. When it began playing, I jumped up and yelled "HEIL HITLER" and started masturbating on some 8/10 11 year old and then jizzed up her nostril.

Edit: This was during an elementary school assembly.

[–]grape_juice_nigz 2 points3 points ago

...10/10! will say "WUT THE FUCK??!!" again.

[–]JCelsius 8 points9 points ago

Snow White does it for me too, man. One chick. Seven short hairy men? That's my kinda party, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

[–]random314 5 points6 points ago

I have a browser i use just for porn. I set it to never never remember history or cache and I'm confident I'll never use it for anything else. Internet explorer.

[–]aStonedSquirtle 7 points8 points ago

Don't even stoop that low to IEs level. Firefox for porn, Chrome for everything else.

[–]murderbum999 22 points23 points ago

Why the fuck do people keep reposting gifs with different context-titles of things that never happened?

[–]ReverendGlasseye 13 points14 points ago

There's a thing called karma. And, for some strange reason, we all want it.

[–]FlyingShoppingCart 0 points1 point ago

We've all (or almost all) been taught to reach for the high score... Karma is the score on Reddit...

[–]neotifa 7 points8 points ago

Because, regardless if it happened or not, it was fucking funny.

[–]HandsomeAssNigga 3 points4 points ago

Everyday I am more and more convinced that the 'reddit browsed by 9-year olds' theory is true.

[–]Dat_AlabamaSauce 5 points6 points ago

"sorry guys that was my friend he hacked into my Facebook" problem solved ;)

[–]Lunch__Box89 2 points3 points ago

I did this once only I didn't notice until a day later. I think only one person noticed and that person informed me of it. Learn from your mistake use incognito.

[–]Immensesatisfaction 4 points5 points ago

Yeah. I hit the like button on some pretty fucked up porn. That's the problem with using an iPhone for everything. All the buttons are too close together.

[–]2sharks 4 points5 points ago

Why the fuck are there share buttons?

[–]superfluousnougat 2 points3 points ago

"Why do we even HAVE that button?!"

[–]SubtleMockery 3 points4 points ago

WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THOSE?

[–]Eatmyshorts91 3 points4 points ago

My biggest fear.

[–]aphatguy69 0 points1 point ago

i fear this every time...

[–]IRikeRarry 2 points3 points ago

"Damn hackers!"

[–]explodingplant 2 points3 points ago

Fanfiction websites also have a share button. I knew about Facebook app's privacy and tracking issues but the main reason I deleted Facebook from my phone was because the share button was too close to the next chapter button.

The family does not need to know that the youngest likes gay erotica of BBC and CW shows.

[–]cris178 2 points3 points ago

It happened to me too bro. http://i.imgur.com/JIaG2.png

[–]TurMoiL911 2 points3 points ago

Why do porn sites have a share or a "like on Facebook" option to begin with? I can't imagine those get a lot of use from people.

[–]samspeir1 2 points3 points ago

Did the porno happen to be a gang bang with seven midgets?

[–]burningbeast55 2 points3 points ago

I never thought Snow White and porn could be used together there goes childhood.

[–]Niikavod 2 points3 points ago

Ctrl-Shift-N

Never forget

[–]lolhii 2 points3 points ago

Hey, I made this gif ! Awesome to see it on the front page. I wish my original submission did that :(

[–]Roomy 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, why in the fuck would they do this? What kind of freak person actually WANTS to hit that button? It's like some horrifying Saw like game where if you accidentally hit their insane button, your life and reputation falls apart. There's no good reason for that thing to be there, other than to be some kind of trap. So I want to know why they do it. I'm betting some sites actually lose people because they're afraid of hitting the "destroy life" button.

It's like if they sold that shit Extenze on television, but instead of saying "it comes in a plain, unmarked bag" they say "it comes with a marching band that all have dildo's strapped to their foreheads that present your package in a big, glittery box that lights up and is marked "Ted's Penis Pills because his shwartz is tiny". And the woman holding the box is your ex girlfriend, who tells you how she accidentally delivered the penis pills to your Grandma's house first, but had to take them back.

Do they really think people would want that?

[–]crankypants_mcgee 5 points6 points ago

You must be into some freaky shit if youse wearin that dress son.

I approve.

[–]jax7246 3 points4 points ago

Or just be like, boom. Porn. Enjoy it, Facebook friends.

[–]iheartnickleback 5 points6 points ago

Do an AMA please?

[–]neotifa 7 points8 points ago

The title/gif combo made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

[–]edgarallenboh 0 points1 point ago

What kind of porn?

[–]janetheignorantslut 1 point2 points ago

I had "Mad World" playing while I clicked on this .gif. Talk about synergy.

[–]bakerie -1 points0 points ago

Those don't actually work, Facebook integration with porn sites was never going to happen. It just brings you to a generic share page where you can put in your own stuff. Try it.

[–]Driftco 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, now everyone at the laundromat thinks i'm crazy!

[–]LeMadnessofKingHippo 0 points1 point ago

I still don't understand the point of that being there at all. Does Facebook just make some money off it somehow?

[–]Crackerpool 1 point2 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]GodIsAnAstronut 1 point2 points ago

Funny, whenever I try to share my masturbation with other people I get the same reaction.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I use chrome w/ incognito for all devious activities.

Firefox is my main go to browser when i am doing the whole social media thing.

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[–]RizzoFromDigg 1 point2 points ago

You most certainly deserve it if you don't know how to use Incognito...

[–]Jordend 1 point2 points ago

Youngster. Learn with me.

Two browsers.

Have an happy life.

[–]PropagandaPanda12 -1 points0 points ago

How?

[–]Zamisk -1 points0 points ago

One time I didn't hit control C on the image I wanted to and linked a girl to a porn image. Convinced her it was a virus going around, got away with it.

Now I'm on nofap so it never happens again.

[–]vanbracken -1 points0 points ago

Lol you poor poor bastard

[–]sleepyjack2 0 points1 point ago

This is my greatest fear

[–]gryphonlord 1 point2 points ago

I've always wondered, why do porn sites have share buttons anyway? I mean, I don't think there's anyone who would actually do that on purpose.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So, are you saying that the "share" button doesn't mean that the porn stars are going to ask me to join the action? I always press the button.

[–]speeder111 1 point2 points ago

Was this before or after she did the seven dwarf's?

[–]Bubblegum_milkshake 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone really share what porn theyre watching on facebook? I've never understood why this would be a feature

[–]b0bb0b -1 points0 points ago

People think this video is porn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raQUpc9_n4k

[–]drgmaster909 0 points1 point ago

Here's an idea: Go to Facebook and hover over the post, then click that little "X" that appears to the top right of it and click "Delete."

-_-

Problem solved.

[–]TheRiff 0 points1 point ago

This is either moderately funny, or hilarious, depending on how embarrassing the porn choice was.

[–]Unusableid 0 points1 point ago

Just tell them it was a hacker

[–]nickkbmod 0 points1 point ago

What i'm curious about as to why you would link one of you social networking accounts to a porn site?

[–]Aeromancy 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You get a pop up when you click the share button, why do people actually think it posts a message directly onto your facebook/twitter/whatever saying "I liked this video: Midget Snow White gang raped by 7 giants".

[–]XCarnalXKnowledgeX 0 points1 point ago

Why would you sign in with Facebook information on a porn site? Thats just askin for it!

[–]spoonard 0 points1 point ago

What is the deal with those buttons anyway? Who else wants to know that I just watched Asa Akira get reamed in the ass for 15 minutes while...uh...uhmm...NOT jacking off?!?

[–]GingerJesus0 0 points1 point ago

Tell them it's for the fight against cancer

[–]jwei92 0 points1 point ago

There's a confirmation usually though...

[–]hottytoddy18 0 points1 point ago

Why do they even have that thing?

[–]MaxiPackage 0 points1 point ago

But what did people do before incognito mode? It just seems so... dangerous.

[–]bilyan 0 points1 point ago

that scene still scares me

[–]kerbogasc 1 point2 points ago

that gif is from the porno he was watching