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[–]Mollysaurus 14 points15 points ago

Scientists: All water is wet

[–]The_Nigger_General[S] 7 points8 points ago

And in other news, Tuesday follows Monday.

[–]redsoxfan3444 6 points7 points ago

TRUE STORY: One of my really good friends swore to me that he has never looked at porn in his life..... Me, trying to be clever, decided to get him super drunk one night so he would just admit to it. Needless to say, I sincerely regret this as I ended up learning what a sick bastard he truly was.

[–]ChubbyCubbyYo 7 points8 points ago

Unless they're asexual.

[–]rasputine 4 points5 points ago

Just because they didn't enjoy it, doesn't mean they've never looked.

[–]onlykindagreen 0 points1 point ago

True, very true, the article says they could not find a man who had never looked at pornography, not one who regularly does, so I imagine even a lot of asexuals have looked at least once or twice, especially before they were really sure of their orientation.

I also guess they just wouldn't look due to horniness? I mean, I sometimes looks at porn when I'm not horny. But I think in reality, I'm horny and my brain is going "nah...just look...just cuz, ya know...shits and giggles" but it wants the sex. I wonder if these people never feel like this...hmmmmm...

Thoughts to ponder I guess

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 0 points1 point ago

They exist?

[–]rasputine 4 points5 points ago

I have a friend who would qualify himself as asexual.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty cool.

[–]MrFisty -4 points-3 points ago

No, I think that's pretty much the opposite of cool

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 4 points5 points ago

Only if they're unhappy with being so, but if not having sex makes them happy...well who am I to say it's not cool?

[–]MrFisty -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it and if that makes him happy then that's all that matters. but is it cool? no, just no

[–]onlykindagreen 3 points4 points ago

So I'm assuming having tons and tons of sex is totally cool then? Good to know.

I think being something people don't consider "average" or "normal" is pretty cool in its own way.

[–]MrFisty -1 points0 points ago

I didn't say having tons and tons of sex is cool, I said not having any sex is not. Massive difference.

Oh and here's another hard truth, being different doesn't always make you interesting or unique

[–]onlykindagreen -1 points0 points ago

I think being different is the definition of unique actually.

[–]Bigetto 2 points3 points ago

[–]jmb1406 2 points3 points ago

dat screen name

[–]Jupiterhaslazers 2 points3 points ago

Scientists: Holy shit women do it too!?

[–]xSARGEx117x 1 point2 points ago

"... seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography..."

[–]RageBug 0 points1 point ago

[–]supermegachaos 0 points1 point ago

this just in fire is hot.

[–]radiokaos420 0 points1 point ago

In other news, the sun is very hot and bright as hell. More at eleven...

[–]Alyssa_xD -1 points0 points ago

I know this is a repost because a few months ago I stole it and put it on fb. Shame on you

[–]Pereb27 2 points3 points ago

"YUSEI! That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card. What a dick! I know I did it in season one but uh... I er... he's a dick!"

[–]J05huaWa15h -2 points-1 points ago

My friend, Austin Toomer, doesn't watch porn. He's had sex with woman and they seem to enjoy it including his dick, so he must be a man. There are men who do not watch porn....I am not one however

[–]HogwartsNeedsWifi 4 points5 points ago

Your friend, Austin Toomer, is a rotten liar.

[–]onlykindagreen 0 points1 point ago

Well the article says it could not find a man who never consumed pornography. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that even though he doesn't regularly watch porn any more, that he has, at least once, taken a peek.