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[–]prsarah87 112 points113 points ago

Wtf is with that hair?!

[–]nodnarbiter 183 points184 points ago

Super gayain

[–]phantomwriter28 -5 points-4 points ago

Upvotes! Upvotes for everybody! http://i.imgur.com/Of6dx.gif

[–]immatellyouwhat 11 points12 points ago

Bet you didn't notice he's wearing a hat.

[–]nessticles 12 points13 points ago

Holy fuck. Is this "style"?

[–]bob_blah_bob 3 points4 points ago

I think the term they use is "swag" but I'm not too sure.

[–]no_no_NO_okay 9 points10 points ago

what the fuck. god i hate this guy. I HATE HIM SO MUCH

[–]starracer01 10 points11 points ago

My thought when I saw that thing was, "Your head has an Ewok on it dude. Wait, are you a dude?".

[–]Spr09 7 points8 points ago

First thing I thought of was that he used too much L'Oreal.

[–]rovanaut 16 points17 points ago

Did you notice he's wearing a hat? That's the douchiest way possible to wear a hat

[–]Ezekyuhl 5 points6 points ago

Maybe the hair is part of the hat.

[–]TXrichard 4 points5 points ago

It's..barely even on? What the hell kind of style is going around these days ugh.

[–]Ezekyuhl 1 point2 points ago

Cartoon character style?

[–]fuckyeahfood 0 points1 point ago

fo'real

[–]soulknight56 21 points22 points ago

The post was gay. The hair gave him the aids

[–]SonicBeastZA 7 points8 points ago

As a gay man, I found this to be extremely gay...

[–]cerrogordo 5 points6 points ago

Aliens.

[–]OldJimmy 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't need that hat. His hair is a built-in hat.

[–]stompy33 -1 points0 points ago

That was literally the same thought that I had

[–]jonglebeats 18 points19 points ago

you should probably stop looking at tumblr then?

[–]LChurch 3 points4 points ago

It's kind of amusing because I have a Tumblr account that I use to follow my friends... I've never seen any of these images on Tumblr, only on Reddit...

[–]redkaggins 47 points48 points ago

This is actually kind of frightening. I can get to our heart easier, because i dont have to go through near as much soft tissue. It'll be so much easier to get to that sweet sweet heart meat.

[–]lhobbes6 12 points13 points ago

Kalimah

[–]Phan4life 2 points3 points ago

KALIMAH!!!!!!

[–]dm1309 54 points55 points ago

I'm tired of these reposting reddit douche-bags.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 4 points5 points ago

I couldn't get any more tired of them

[–]fingers 66 points67 points ago

Then why are you posting them?

[–]GldRush98 34 points35 points ago

Then why are you reposting* them?

fixed

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 10 points11 points ago

Sharing is caring.

[–]Apocsapel91 -1 points0 points ago

Because misery loves company perhaps?

[–]Cpt3020 8 points9 points ago

I know it is a repost but that guy has the douchiest face I have ever seen, I have to hold myself back from punching the monitor.

[–]GalacticUndead 23 points24 points ago

It must be really windy in his house.

[–]kcire575 23 points24 points ago

i wonder how his hat is staying on...

[–]frosted_dirona 5 points6 points ago

He has mastered the secret women's art of bobby pins....

[–]iamalizard_AMA 3 points4 points ago

Oh, crap. I didn't even see the hat. That hair...

[–]Fatkin 3 points4 points ago

The only thing I can deduce is that it's not a hat, but actually part of his hair.

[–]Iamtheotherwhitemeat 3 points4 points ago

Think... Repost

[–]Slacker619 13 points14 points ago

RE RE RE RE RE RE RE REPOST

[–]AirmanElmo 2 points3 points ago

Looks like someone is using their thuum to stop him from this dumbass shit

[–]IrishPub 5 points6 points ago

I don't know who this kid is but I already hate him and his stupid face...and hair...and hat...and quote. I hate everything about him.

[–]Sobertese 5 points6 points ago

Next, two guys and a girl.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SwedishChef727 -1 points0 points ago

I miss it so.

[–]Lucho420 5 points6 points ago

Jesus that kid is such a flaming tool it hurts haha

[–]captainpotty 11 points12 points ago

The homophobia takes the edge off the joke for me.

[–]WolfxBrysN 2 points3 points ago

On national Coming Out day at that.

[–]AranaiRa -3 points-2 points ago

I came to the comments to say the exact same thing.

[–]Remi305 0 points1 point ago

Up next, Two guys and a girl...

[–]Ubuhio 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is going on on his head?!

[–]Skankosaurus 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck is that hat staying on? It's standing straight up and down.

[–]ojplz 2 points3 points ago

op this...honestly is the most reposted picture ive seen on reddit

[–]Vacster 3 points4 points ago

Fuck, he has more hair than freaking goku super saiyan 3!

[–]Funkarius 3 points4 points ago

That kid doesn't look like a real person.

[–]PlumpPlatapus 1 point2 points ago

This was such a repost from 2 months ago... it gave me aids

[–]Modest_Mau5 -1 points0 points ago

He should be on some sort if hair care commercial.

[–]Modest_Mau5 -1 points0 points ago

Of

[–]Kelsadar 1 point2 points ago

Relevant

Edit: Kinda.

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly what episode of fresh prince that is. That episode made me cry like a baby.

[–]MDTimD -1 points0 points ago

I laughed harder at this than anything today.

[–]Wizard-Khalifa 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck is his hat staying on?

[–]Oconitnitsua 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a super sayan mouse.

[–]cardude720 0 points1 point ago

Then a dude is what he needs. (no boobs)

[–]omelletepuddin 1 point2 points ago

What was wrong with his face? He looked like he was bitten by a poisonous snake or some shit. That hair is lame, too.

[–]Nightmathzombie 0 points1 point ago

That's gotta be the weirdest Final Fantasy ad I've ever seen.

[–]TheMacPhisto 0 points1 point ago

Skin pigmentation level: Jaundice

[–]Andyu86 0 points1 point ago

"He" is actually a lesbian with the small boobs spoken of. What a twist!

[–]majuhlazuh 0 points1 point ago

Wait-that's not a girl?

[–]chainfire95 0 points1 point ago

This repost gave me cancer.

[–]legendary001 0 points1 point ago

Rarely do I see an image on the Internet that makes me want to punch a stranger in the face as badly as I want to punch this kid in the face.

[–]Balthusdire 0 points1 point ago

Someone should turn the fan down in his room. It is really messing up his hair.

[–]demonthenese 0 points1 point ago

goddamnit fresh prince you made me laugh to tears again.

[–]Brandonario 0 points1 point ago

Tumble weed hair helmet!

[–]kalleguld 0 points1 point ago

I'm tired of these tumblr douche-bags

Then don't bring said doucebags to reddit, doucebag.

[–]Mandelish 0 points1 point ago

This is false. I have small boobs and no one can get to my heart :( .

[–]deathstep1 0 points1 point ago

My ex loved tumblr and she had huge tits...where's the connection ? And what do the illuminati have to do with it ?! :O

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

While I don't have a problem with small boobs - that is the campest post I have ever seen.

[–]Obrieneric851 0 points1 point ago

What Is that on toP of his head? Oh god! Get the animal control! Rabid weevil!

[–]with_explosions 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck is this guy? I keep seeing this picture. He is ugly as fuck. I legitimately want to see his Tumblr account now.

[–]spec209 0 points1 point ago

So that girl is gay...right?

[–]ogroskins 1 point2 points ago

ahhhhhhhhhhhh. this made me very happy.

[–]loose_change 1 point2 points ago

tries not to be a douchebag

fails

[–]ScruffMcDuck -1 points0 points ago

I never know what to do in these situations. I agree with the title but the image kind of frustrates me. Do I downvote or upvote? :( MY LIFE

[–]whatwhywhy -5 points-4 points ago

He's just a kid. Get over it

[–]phailsafe -3 points-2 points ago

That post was so gay it mugged me at an ATM and shot me.

FTFY

[–]veryhandsome 0 points1 point ago

Who else thinks he looks like an asian David Schwimmer

[–]j6sh 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a girl. Anyway, to hell with him. Let's just exchange cat facts.

[–]rspeed -2 points-1 points ago

False.

The heart is located below the sternum.