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[–]ballisticks 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for Mr. Cochrane :D

[–]019 0 points1 point ago

Upvote him? Hell lets make him a statue! oh wait...

[–]ballisticks 0 points1 point ago

"I don't wanna be a statue!"

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

Reaction gif spam.

[–]argentinoloco87 2 points3 points ago

doesn't your gf ride a bike?

[–]teh_best_speller[S] 3 points4 points ago

Creeper much? lol

[–]argentinoloco87 2 points3 points ago

bite me

[–]DeathBySalad 1 point2 points ago

That's a spicy meat-a-ball!

[–]orimathath -1 points0 points ago

I have never seen an attractive member of the opposite sex upon a motorbike on the same road as me.

[–]Quantumsamurai 0 points1 point ago

Why did Riker and Geordi get to experience the first warp jump? Why not let someone in that time period get the chance to be part of history... That always bugged me. Anyway, Upvote for you!

[–]ArthropodOfDoom -3 points-2 points ago

As long as she is: A. Not fat. B. Not on a Harley. C. Wearing proper gear. Stupid people aren't attractive.