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Parenting: You are doing it right (imgur.com)

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[–]Kinomi 106 points107 points ago

Whats the point of the bucket? FILL UP THE FRONT

[–]Admiral_Toast 11 points12 points ago

My thoughts exactly, if you get too much, there is the back bucket aswell

[–]Shamthis 6 points7 points ago

So no asshole can pick from it and run. Trust me assholes of all ages would do it.

[–]kliman 1 point2 points ago

As opposed to taking the whole bucket like the assholes around here would do?

[–]Shamthis 0 points1 point ago

True but it is far easier to steal from the big thing than from the bucket.

[–]Phapeu 0 points1 point ago

Humans are scarily into lynch mobs though. If somebody stole from the kid in the wheelchair it'd be like a free pass for everybody to beat that person to death.

It's like "Yay. Today I can be violent and a hero!".

[–]jyz002 13 points14 points ago

Why not both

[–]bear1 3 points4 points ago

He can't reach the front, so he'll just have a bunch of candy in just out of reach sort of like a dangling a carrot infront of a horse. I'm sorry if this seems like a horrible tasteless joke, but I really think that's why he has a bucket instead of using the shovel.

[–]dougja 1 point2 points ago

The more important question is why are there so many posts of halloween costumes 3 weeks before halloween?!

[–]shitty_titler 170 points171 points ago

Alright, last time guys. I'll stop making titles after this one. Promise.

[–]Squalor- 23 points24 points ago

You've broken too many promises, shitty_tittertitler.

I can't trust you anymore.

[–]AliasUndercover 4 points5 points ago

See, crossing out the titter part has just gotten a bunch of weirdos all riled up.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Why do I continue trusting you? Reddit is 97% YOUR FAULT.

[–]PrettyCoolGuy 20 points21 points ago

At first I was really jealous that I never had that as a kid. Then I realized it was a wheelchair.

[–]nightrida 14 points15 points ago

That right there is a picture of genuine happiness.

[–]vapoorizer3000 12 points13 points ago

This is sweet, I work with some special needs adults in wheelchairs who all said they were going as Batman this year...they need to see this.

[–]A_glorious_dawn 13 points14 points ago

"but mom I want to be batman this year!"

"no! You're going as a bulldozer again because your fucking legs don't work"

[–]Duckbilling 7 points8 points ago

Do this but make the wheelchair a tank. Friends dress as soldiers!

[–]Bobcat35 28 points29 points ago

the kids smile is just pure joy, i love it

[–]AnnArborBuck 6 points7 points ago

My wife saw this picture, now I have to make something like this for my 4 year old, but a bat mobile instead. I'm an engineer, I can handle the mechanics of it, I don't have an artistic bone in my body.

Wish me luck

[–]Flat6Fanatic 15 points16 points ago

I'd give him the whole bowl of candy

[–]Guppywily 4 points5 points ago

That's not healthy.

I don't think he has the self control to not eat it all at once.

[–]rmass 1 point2 points ago

you'd be lucky if he took the wrappers off

[–]Guppywily 1 point2 points ago

HA

That is legitimately funny, thanks.

[–]geraldfjord 6 points7 points ago

I highly doubt that he is qualified to operate that machinery.

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames 32 points33 points ago

Initial thought "That kid looks retarded" Sudden realization. He is. Immediate guilt follows.

Edited: Grammar nazis

[–]servohahn 10 points11 points ago

He is Immediate guilt follows.

Why is he so immediate?

EDIT: Your edit is turning the peasantry against me.

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames 1 point2 points ago

I don't know man, I'm just here for the karma.

[–]andshewas_45 7 points8 points ago

The PC term is, "special needs". Not sure why I felt the need to post this but...well...there it is.

[–]anusdestroyer2 18 points19 points ago

The unPC term is "mashed potato brains".

[–]lookalive07 11 points12 points ago

I feel terrible for even chuckling from that.

[–]onlyblackredditor 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames -5 points-4 points ago

This is reddit, being politically correct doesn't net you any karma.

[–]anusdestroyer2 -4 points-3 points ago

He is Immediate guilt follows

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames 0 points1 point ago

yes, ive been told, it was a formatting error.

[–]anusdestroyer2 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sorry. :(

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames 3 points4 points ago

It's k baby. Just upron me for forgiveness.

[–]andyroohoo 7 points8 points ago

Shut up and take all of my candy. Edit: I was trying to utilize the Frye meme, but I keep looking at this photo and I can't bear to tell this cute kid to shut up. I'm ashamed of my karma grab attempt :(.

[–]andshewas_45 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for your shame.

[–]88magnum 2 points3 points ago

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[–]MIGHT_RAPE_YOU 2 points3 points ago

This kid is gonna get so much candy.

[–]Guppywily 2 points3 points ago

Who's to say the parents don't beat the fuck out of that kid once he gets home?

[–]carl_lazlo 2 points3 points ago

Such awesome parents. Nothing like embracing a disability.

[–]jmcrazy 2 points3 points ago

Most heart-warming post all day. Thank you.

[–]10aciousTed 2 points3 points ago

This is badass!

[–]data_dawg 2 points3 points ago

My mom and I are going to make something similar for my little bro's Halloween costume. :D

[–]Bilbo63 2 points3 points ago

Fine job. Parenting done right indeed. Enjoy an up vote.

[–]straightgoods13 0 points1 point ago

WHO CARES if a repost - upvote for this kids parents for doing such an amazing job raising him in a wheelchair

[–]luco27 1 point2 points ago

This made me smile, faith in some humanity restored.

[–]datums 4 points5 points ago

I haven't seen this picture on reddit for days.

[–]DarknStormies 2 points3 points ago

Shut the fuck up with this. How is taking he time and posting about a repost easier than clicking the 'hide' button? Nobody likes when someone points out a repost. The same episodes of seinfeld have been playing for twenty years, some people still like watching them.

[–]sdvaletones -4 points-3 points ago

Check r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]daviddesousa 3 points4 points ago

That's an awesome haloween costume, built around the weelchair.

by the way, I don't see anything wrong with the title.

He is very lucky his parents go the extra mile so that he can fully enjoy haloween

[–]catfoodmilkshake 2 points3 points ago

Why would they break that child's legs to be able to have a goodHalloween costume?

[–]yhelothere 4 points5 points ago

Every year the same shit

[–]kdubz1122 2 points3 points ago

This makes me extremely happy.

[–]ableom 1 point2 points ago

The title makes me want to smash my computer screen.

[–]Tel0s 2 points3 points ago

I had a combination of "aww" and tears of joy when looking at this. Thank you.

[–]juliantheguy 1 point2 points ago

This is the best halloween costume since Macaulay Culkin was a roller skate in "Saved"

[–]thegouch 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a parent, so I don't know...but is there any such thing as tryhard parenting?

[–]JimDandy63 0 points1 point ago

That is so cool!!!

[–]KerryAnneK 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome.

[–]19115162093 0 points1 point ago

What's the need for a basket if he's got a forklift?

[–]W00DERS0N 0 points1 point ago

That's cooler than any costume I have ever had.

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

Reddit titles: You're not doing it right.

[–]i-am-not-a-zucchini 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell goes trick-or-treating on October 11th?

[–]MEAN_MUG_SHOT -1 points0 points ago

am I the only one who sang the song? =\

[–]Jellyhash 0 points1 point ago

Come on now. You just googled "handicap halloween". You should feel bad.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 0 points1 point ago

Original titles: you're doing it wrong.

[–]Lost_In_Transylvania 0 points1 point ago

Every year.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

I'd never want to take that stuff off.

[–]Dat_Waldo_Guy 1 point2 points ago

I would want a steam roller to crush my enemies.

[–]Straight_To_Ace 0 points1 point ago

Reposting: OP is doing it right.

[–]skibummaine 1 point2 points ago

Re-posting you're doing it...well you're just doing it.

[–]andybent25 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, handicap kids get all the nice things.

[–]SneaksInADicPic 0 points1 point ago

why doesn't he go as himself.

[–]WRSHANAHAN 1 point2 points ago

Lazy parents would make him Professor Xavier

[–]Cooper648 1 point2 points ago

Oh boy, r/imgoingtohellforthis is gonna have a field day with this picture!

[–]SupSatire 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I think they did something wrong, right at the very beginning.

[–]Fricktitious -1 points0 points ago

It is also good parenting to cripple your child so that you can make this for him.

[–]ehheh 0 points1 point ago

Cheers guys .. Good work

[–]kfxrcer 0 points1 point ago

I have major appreciation for parents with disabled children. Just being around my crazy nieces and nephew, all under the age of 7 and thankfully completely healthy, I can't even imagine how many more stresses you all have to go through. You guys are definitely doing parenting right. If only all kids had an opportunity to have caring parents like this, what a world this would be.

[–]wishfulmuggle 0 points1 point ago

This should go in r/aww!

[–]buckygrad 1 point2 points ago

Fuck your title.

[–]brian69 1 point2 points ago

Old, overused post title: You're doing it right.

[–]Scooby07 -3 points-2 points ago

Omg I've seen this picture 50 times already. Did you steal this off Facebook or something

[–]loveandbaseketball -1 points0 points ago

Is this Bob the Builder or just a construction worker? Is Bob the Builder still a thing?

[–]LoopyLine -4 points-3 points ago

Can he Dig up those Chromosomes Fast enough?

[–]TheRedMambo -2 points-1 points ago

Spy sappin' mah candy!

[–]EazyE97 -2 points-1 points ago

Bogus. Funny, but bogus.

[–]SanJose_Sharks -2 points-1 points ago

God I hate rich people. Between the ages of 6 and 11 my parents would make me wear my thick jacket and I'd put my hood up and I would be an "eskimo".

[–]rmass 1 point2 points ago

are you saying that you're jealous of the mentally challenged kid with cardboard taped to his wheelchair? But in your defense his parents did probably do all the work for him... lazy bastard

[–]SanJose_Sharks 1 point2 points ago

This is embarrassing and I'm kinda glad not many people have seen my post. I didn't look at the picture closely and I thought it was a kid in some elaborate costume that probably cost $1000. I didn't realize the kid was in a wheelchair.

I take it back and I'll try to be a better person next time.

[–]rmass -1 points0 points ago

haha that's what I figured. And don't worry, we all hate rich people

[–]yaten_ko -3 points-2 points ago

"Come on honey let's build him a bulldozer in his wheel chair, I mean we owe it to him since you forgot to take your folic acid"

[–]truthie 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully they're dressing him up for his first day at the orphanage.

[–]m40ofmj -1 points0 points ago

it would be great if reddit stopped being a place where people with crippled children tried to convince the world their kids are just as good as regular able bodied not dying kids. its a bit like that guy you know who wont stop ragging on homosexuals, and is a raging closet case. who are you trying to convince? my guess is yourself.

I dont care, I am not the fucking make a wish foundation. keep your dying offspring to your fucking self, or start your own sub. /mydyingkids

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