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[–]basementboy 15 points16 points ago

I keep looking for the egg to drop from the palm. Perhaps I've read too many magic books as a kid but I can't help but think there's some slight of hand trickery going on here.

[–]Hungy15 8 points9 points ago

An egg inside of another egg is certainly possible. Having raised chickens I have only seen it once in about 10 years. It is much more rare than say a simple double yolk though. Here is a video that explains it.

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 4 points5 points ago

do you think they were just filming themselves cracking an egg, and then this happened?

[–]Electrifired 5 points6 points ago

It is a pretty enormous egg, they probably expected a double yolk or something.

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 2 points3 points ago

and then out popped another one

[–]Hungy15 3 points4 points ago

This certain instance may have been staged (it's hard to tell) but it does happen naturally.

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 0 points1 point ago

even though this is my own post, I do believe that the odds of this happening are too low. it is still quite incredible

[–]DoobleRose 1 point2 points ago

Egg distributors have tools to detect double yolks and other irregularities.

Such tools would definitely have identified something very different about this egg, and if I'd seen such an egg while working there I would probably have video taped cracking it too.

Or sold it on ebay.

[–]Scarynig 2 points3 points ago

You could make DOLLARS on ebay with this egg.

WHOLE dollars.

[–]3D_bartholomew 3 points4 points ago

There's.. We.. We have an egg guy?

[–]v3ldna 4 points5 points ago

hand illusions, there's some slight of hand illusions going on here.

[–]MrBrown89 1 point2 points ago

Illusion is just a fancy word for trickery.

[–]neighborhood_police 1 point2 points ago

I think if there was some trickery in this then it was in his left hand and he held it behind the egg. I have also read many magic books.

[–]Dignitas 61 points62 points ago

I don't think all eggs are like this though. This one is an eggception.

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 28 points29 points ago

That was eggsactly what I came to say. I got all eggcited for nothing...

[–]Banisher_of_hope 22 points23 points ago

You guys are poaching all my best yolks...

[–]jfitzl 18 points19 points ago

My mind is all scrambled now.

[–]spockified 14 points15 points ago

I am quite shell shocked.

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

Man these egg puns keep albumin out

[–]FertileCatfish 15 points16 points ago

man, i cant think of any egg puns. i dont want to be eggxcluded.

[–]JustTheTip316 8 points9 points ago

Eggscuse me but I don't enjoy these pun threads

[–]hatethejacks 12 points13 points ago

Omletteing it slide for now

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 4 points5 points ago

You guys are frying my brain.

[–]LeCrushinator 3 points4 points ago

[–]shrugalicious 3 points4 points ago

Here is another eggsample.

[–]DeathBySalad 6 points7 points ago

That egg has a very soft shell. Just thought I would point that out.

[–]possiblyrude 5 points6 points ago

I demand an eggsplanation.

[–]Skrubby 4 points5 points ago

How eggciting... do you think they knew beforehand?

[–]Chip--Chipperson 3 points4 points ago

You know who wouldn't find this amusing?

Penn Jilette

[–]illonlybeonforaminut 1 point2 points ago

[–]RowanRoseHeart 1 point2 points ago

Nice job! This shows clearly that it is not a "hand trick".

[–]mrmdc 2 points3 points ago

I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS ON EXCEPTION OR INCEPTION!!!!

SOMEONE PLEASE CLARIFY!

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 1 point2 points ago

it is both

[–]Iherduliekmudkipz 4 points5 points ago

This reminds me.. I had a lucid dream within another dream a couple of weeks ago but now I can't remember what it was about :( I 'woke up' into the top dream shortly after realizing I was dreaming in the other dream. Then shortly after that I woke up for real.

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 6 points7 points ago

Do you happen to be Leonardo DiCaprio?

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 3 points4 points ago

Guys, I'm loving these puns. I'm at home sick and these are making my day eggceptional

[–]webzter 5 points6 points ago

so, you're saying you like all the yolking around?

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 5 points6 points ago

I do think that yolking around is eggcelent

[–]Roy141 4 points5 points ago

Stop, you're just egging him on.

[–]DIRTYL1TTL3PANDA[S] 5 points6 points ago

it's so eggceptionally easy though

[–]Rios7467 6 points7 points ago

I like my puns sunny side up.

[–]Emorgaron 5 points6 points ago

He is just using the same pun over and over, its very eggasperating.

[–]Roy141 4 points5 points ago

I know, it's really scrambling my brains.

[–]Rios7467 1 point2 points ago

My brain feels like its being hard-boiled.

[–]clumsymechanic 1 point2 points ago

Well, all the good ones have already been poached...

[–]JesusPms 5 points6 points ago

Eggceptional post, upvoted!

[–]fdman 2 points3 points ago

I'm hungry

[–]majuhlazuh 1 point2 points ago

Where is that boobs if repost guy when you need him?

[–]aiovine10688 0 points1 point ago

May I comment on the fact that the camera was rolling during what appeared to be a routine egg cracking?

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

Inception doesn't refer to having a dream nested within a dream, it refers to the act of planting an idea inside somebody's head and making them think it's their own.

[–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I could hear the noise in my head when the second egg came out?

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

once again inception is the beginning of a thing, not the thing within a thing concept i would think at least redditors would be intelligent enough to figure that out considering theyll point out every lack of apostrophe ever not existing and every various grammatical errors ever made in any post

[–]Silent_steve 1 point2 points ago

The poor chicken that had to squeeze that out..