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[–]With_tea_like_this 34 points35 points ago

Why is he already in his school uniform?

[–]DoctorBagels 32 points33 points ago

This was long after finding out about being a wizard.

[–]With_tea_like_this 6 points7 points ago

So... Flashbacks?

[–]DoctorBagels 6 points7 points ago

I was thinking it was just a separate occasion.

[–]guitartablelamp 5 points6 points ago

No, he was told "yer a wizard" earlier, and know he's in school being told he's a muppet.

[–]zoudain -1 points0 points ago

He forgot to yay.

[–]BagOdonutz 12 points13 points ago

[–]benoit13ak[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh you.

[–]Wafelijzer 21 points22 points ago

This just made me laugh uncontrolably for several minutes on and off.

[–]MrQuiggles[!] 1 point2 points ago

Same here. Then I started giggling constantly.

[–]Thisisacoolname 10 points11 points ago

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

[–]this_is_suburbia 2 points3 points ago

definitely not a pipe bomb

[–]MizDocta 0 points1 point ago

I'm Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter.

[–]OhJustNothing 2 points3 points ago

HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER.

HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER.

HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER.

HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER,

THAT'S ME!

[–]Thisisacoolname 0 points1 point ago

DUMBLEDORE

[–]MizDocta 0 points1 point ago

Heeeeeeermione!! Hermione, Hermione, Hermione!

[–]FunTimesInDreamland 5 points6 points ago

voldemort, voldemort, oooo voldy-voldy-voldy voldemort!

[–]aaronhowser1 0 points1 point ago

HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER

UNH!

[–]thedancingj 1 point2 points ago

It's kind of.... catchy....

[–]benoit13ak[S] 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck is this?

[–]failedparachute 3 points4 points ago

I love it. Where did it come from?

[–]benoit13ak[S] 0 points1 point ago

I found it before I became a Redditor. I don't remember where from....

[–]failedparachute 0 points1 point ago

Aww, what a shame. Regardless, I still love it.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

It's time start the magic, it's time to grab the wands, it's to start the magic with the Potter puppet show!

[–]ima_twerp 2 points3 points ago

He has a hand up his bottom.

[–]Tippacanoe 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping for like an Allen Iverson on Tyronn Lue highlight. Oh well.

[–]CaptainTnarg 1 point2 points ago

Rubeus Hagrid's mouth needs a NSFW tag

[–]mintmouse 1 point2 points ago

Hagrid here reminds me of Mr. Twit

[–]NeverCanDecide 0 points1 point ago

This is adorable!

[–]girafewithanerection 0 points1 point ago

MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN. NOW!!!!!!

[–]madmonkeymud 2 points3 points ago

It already exists. Potter Puppet Pals

[–]Bakoro 0 points1 point ago

Have you seen Potter Puppet Pals?

[–]OrbicOris 0 points1 point ago

I saw the title and thought I would be seeing a picture of a spinal tract. I've been studying too much. But, I am not disappoint. :)

[–]purple_pancake 0 points1 point ago

Why does that sound like it fits more than the original?

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

And you're A Hairy Muppet!

[–]seaherenow 0 points1 point ago

Why am I laughing so hard at this?!

[–]platinum001 -1 points0 points ago

[–]spartakush 0 points1 point ago

It's because Harrison Ford is a Sigma Nu.

[–]RonnieRadical 0 points1 point ago

"And youre a Harry Muppet!"

[–]magme89 0 points1 point ago

As a lover of Harry Potter and the Muppets, this ticks all the boxes.

[–]yakkafoobmog 0 points1 point ago

I can't not hear the "yay" in Kermit's voice, but I imagine that has more to do with the 5 episodes of season 1 I watched last night.

[–]hypractive100 0 points1 point ago

His mouth looks like an asshole