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[–]publiclibraries 10 points11 points ago

Well, son... time to start selling drugs.

[–]japsun 33 points34 points ago

Did anyone else noticed OP's awesome name?

[–]Linktank 6 points7 points ago

He's smirking like he did it... "Look johnny, I've destroyed your dreams, LOOK UPON YOUR CRUSHED DREAMS JOHNNY!!!!"

[–]enneads169 2 points3 points ago

Sorry children, there'll be no more basketball this year or ever for that matter.

[–]riskrevive 2 points3 points ago

what is that they blocked the hoop with?

[–]Sobertese 13 points14 points ago

You never heard of THE CLUB?!?

Back in the day, a theft deterrent called the club was sold to many many people, you basically lock that bar across the wheel and jam one side against the door, ceiling, whatever you can depending on your car.

This was supposed to stop thrives from jacking your car, except steering wheels are easily cut with a hack saw, and can be bent with one hand to remove this hunk of unsightly junk.

But, more so, they made great road rage weapons

Also, inner city thugs and general assholes would claim basketball hoops with it, so that no one could play on their court.

[–]riskrevive 1 point2 points ago

very informative thank you

[–]homelessnesses 0 points1 point ago

This is a post history I can really support!

[–]Krantastik 0 points1 point ago

Unlike the bras they're not wearing!

[–]StabbingFan 0 points1 point ago

Good lord <3

[–]majuhlazuh 0 points1 point ago

I would follow you into the Mists of Avalon if you know what I mean.

[–]Ijustneedonemoretry -1 points0 points ago

Looking forward to more of your work!

[–]AllMustSuffer 1 point2 points ago

That's so fucked up.

XD

[–]OlympicPieEater 0 points1 point ago

Destroyed 90% of African Americans dreams

[–]rushingfox -4 points-3 points ago

FTFY: Destroyed 90% of Black people's dreams.

Not to sound rude but I doubt that they (the people pictured) came directly from Africa and if they are in America and have citizenship, the would be Americans, not African-Americans.

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 3 points4 points ago

You don't sound rude, you sound pedantic. We all knew what he meant.

[–]recursivegamer -1 points0 points ago

here ya go...

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[–]Andyu86 -2 points-1 points ago

Hilarious!