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[–]mudmaster 309 points310 points ago

I occasionally hear people talking loudly about reddit in public. I usually glance over to see a goofy looking teenager wearing some alternative style of clothing. I shake my head and walk away, wondering to myself why I still come here.

[–]azmista 108 points109 points ago

I treat reddit like a strip club, I go there to be entertained not to make friends.

[–]doitagainagain 50 points51 points ago

Ohhhhhh.

I've been doing strip clubs wrong.

[–]TokiBumblebee 19 points20 points ago

You really need to stop killing those strippers. I think it's becoming a problem.

[–]doitagainagain 24 points25 points ago

If God didn't want them dead, he wouldn't have made them strippers.

[–]SmokeyDBear 21 points22 points ago

It's funny you should mention that. The only time I went to a strip club was a sort of last minute addition to going away party for a female coworker. Anyway, I didn't have a lot of cash on me and spent my last fifteen dollars on a glass of scotch from the bar. Well, I guess someone asked if anybody bought a moderately expensive drink in the last few minutes because pretty soon I had this stripper chatting me up. I didn't want to be like, "hey, I just spent all my cash so, uh, you're barking up the wrong tree here" because it seemed kind of rude. Honestly that's what I should've done but instead I did (what I thought was) the next best thing: I tried to bore her away. Now, the nice thing about being an engineer is if you're ever in a situation talking to a woman and you don't really want to be, it's pretty damned easy to geek your way out of the conversation. Well, for the record, this does not work with strippers. I started talking about diff eq, and the stripper kept up. I started talking about signal processing, and the stripper kept up. I decided to go for a change of pace and started talking about WWII history, and the stripper kept up. I went on to economics and how frequently Adam Smith is misquoted, and the stripper kept up. I mean, she was honestly contributing to the conversation and not just "yeah uh huh"-ing her way through it. Holy shit, I felt so bad because her desperate nerd alarm must've been going apeshit and she was probably thinking she was about to hit the awesome tip jackpot. In the end she invested a pretty big chunk of her night talking to me for literally no payoff and that's the story of how I had one of the most intellectually rewarding conversations of my life in a strip club.

Edit: TL;DR: Trying to bore strippers into leaving you alone only makes them think you're a lonely dork who will pay off big for a little bit of female attention.

[–]neonshoelaces 2 points3 points ago

This is probably a bad sub for long stories, but I read this and it made me laugh. Not sure whether you deserve a sorry or a congratulations.

[–]mgf001 2 points3 points ago

What if the stripper really liked you?

[–]BoringSurprise 4 points5 points ago

that does happen from time to time, especially in portland OR clubs. she might have appreciated the break from "LOL UR TITZ MY FACE LOLZ". course she probably would have appreciated 50 bucks in addition.

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    [–]Spazum 80 points81 points ago

    Because if you stop coming, the terrorhipsters win.

    [–]Asophis 7 points8 points ago

    The hipsterbomb has been planted

    [–]Obsidius27 6 points7 points ago

    Where?

    [–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

    That is probably the greatest thing I have ever, ever seen. I was having a shitty day. Thanks for that, dude.

    [–]Obsidius27 0 points1 point ago

    I love you.

    [–]Asophis 0 points1 point ago

    <3

    [–]doitagainagain 0 points1 point ago

    A pressurized container of unmatching clothing from different eras, mostly stripes and bridghtly-colored plaid?

    [–]ideletemyredditaccts 188 points189 points ago

    The community here is really awful, but this is one of the only site's where I can feel safe knowing I won't stumble onto soemthing NSFW accidentally.

    That one 4chan post said it best where Reddit is where stupid people pretend to be smart and 4chan is where smart people pretend to be stupid.

    On Reddit, ANYTHING that goes against mainstream college aged liberal views gets downvoted and not even properly rebutted. They just call you a "troll".

    On 4chan you will have a white person post a thread about why white people are inferior to black people just to get a raging conversation going and the best thing is that it's all linear. There is no comment trees and what not it's just one long conversation between people.

    On Reddit, any time you see a post that is supposed to be humorous it looks like it was written by the same person EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's not just the content of comments that are the same, even the style of writing that gets sent to the top is the exact same as in every single post.

    On 4chan people who copy stale, overused crap get called a faggot by 10 different people because that's exactly how they are acting. Nobody accepts TRUE stupidity on that website. This website adores it.

    [–]zigaliciousone 42 points43 points ago

    First: The post.

    Next: The somewhat serious, well thought out and most upvoted reply.

    After that: A reply that is less serious or someone using a pun.

    Lastly: A string of witticisms trying to be funnier than the pun guy that goes on for 20 replys.

    Every post on reddit ever.

    [–]DaasRacist 53 points54 points ago

    On Reddit, any time you see a post that is supposed to be humorous it looks like it was written by the same person EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's not just the content of comments that are the same, even the style of writing that gets sent to the top is the exact same as in every single post.

    i knew i wasnt the only one who has noticed.. everybody here is a carbon copy

    [–]BanthaRay 39 points40 points ago

    I hate pun trains. Like, I want to fucking punch a kitten every time a whole string of replies contains fucking stupid puns.

    [–]TheNon-PrayingMantis 6 points7 points ago

    This whole site has become a giant pun dumpster.

    [–]SameGuy37 4 points5 points ago

    dont u mean CUM dumpster!? (le)terelly LOLing over here! epic WIN xD

    [–]DaasRacist 4 points5 points ago

    I've been seeing worse lately, threads where each reply is literally copying what they're replying to..and it isn't funny I DO NOT get it and seems far too tasteless.

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    [–]slightly_bald 0 points1 point ago

    Well, I see two copies. One is the comment where everybody complains about reposts. The other is the comment where people complain about reddit, but very rarely submit any content and still keep coming here. Since summer only ended recently, we're sitting on about 50/50.

    [–]I_am_the_Werewolf -1 points0 points ago

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

    [–]doitagainagain 2 points3 points ago

    Yeah, sheep-people are gonna take advice from a wolf-person.

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      [–]DaSeraph 14 points15 points ago

      Allow me to summarize (rather, quote):

      "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they are in good company" - Rene Descartes

      [–]Battletooth 12 points13 points ago

      You must not go on 4chan much.

      Much of the people there are also redditors. It's like people can visit more than one site.

      They aren't exactly much smarter there than here. Both places, people love to act dumb. My highest comment of today with hundreds of karma was about sticking fingers in butts. The top comments are always stupid jokes. It's the same there. None are smarter than the other.

      There are different types of content because what gets shown on the front are different in both sites. There's a slight differential in what's acceptable between the sites but even then they both have groups that those things are acceptable and such. Trolls talking about how blacks are better than whites is not at all "smart" or such. It's just an observation that people like to be or pretend to be racist to fit in, so just go against that.

      Sheesh.

      [–]polkapolkapolka 4 points5 points ago

      4chan is not /b/

      [–]boxmore 20 points21 points ago

      That one 4chan post said it best where Reddit is where stupid people pretend to be smart and 4chan is where smart people pretend to be stupid.

      You can't be serious with this bullshit. 4chan has always been inundated with idiots. The older posters on the site have been complaining about the "Cancer" on 4chan for years. True idiocy is just as much of a problem there as it is here, and even if they complain about it non-stop, that doesn't stop it from cluttering their site.

      There are many intelligent posters on reddit, and many more idiots. The same is true of all internet sites, because intelligence isn't as common as idiocy.

      This website doesn't adore stupidity, that's an outright lie. You're part of the website and you're calling out the shitheads in this community. You think you're the only one who feels this way? The only one who's ever made this kind of post?

      4chan isn't better than reddit, we're not better than 4chan. Holy shit, stop taking the internet so seriously. If you see something witty, upvote; if you see something shitty, downvote.

      [–]XavierMendel 21 points22 points ago

      As an old user of 4chan (2003 represent), let me lay it down for you.

      Everyone is a faggot. You, me, OP, moot, reddit. They're all faggots.

      Everyone newer than you is cancer. For me, just about everyone is cancer. It doesn't deal with actual quality, as some newfags are cool people. They're just cancer.

      Everyone is a goddamn idiot. You and I, we're idiots. To prove you're not an idiot you need to do some awesome shit. Check out /g/ for examples of nonidiocy.

      4chan is better than reddit, but reddit is better than 4chan. 4chan laughs at the world. Redditors then take the jokes from 4chan and post it on reddit. 9gag, memebase, FJ, and all those sites then post it on their site. 4chan parodies this, producing more lulz.

      All the while, everyone is raging at each other in comments like these, while 4chan laughs. This is known as the Circle of Jimmies. It is forever rustling.

      Now, you may wonder why I say reddit is better, but 4chan is better. 4chan is an unfiltered minefield of awesome and shit. Once you've been there as long as I have, you learn to navigate well enough that the shit doesn't even matter to you any more.

      For some who cannot take the occasional CP, scat, gore, or racist thread, reddit is a better place. Reddit is what you get when you put 4chan through a filter. Most of the good shit is taken out naturally, and the rest loses its charm. You have to be there to appreciate it.

      So, to sum this right the fuck up:

      4chan cannot be compared to reddit because they're entirely different mediums. 4chan doesn't work logically, and instead is powered by perpetual motion jimmies.

      Any questions?

      [–]commandodude1265 4 points5 points ago

      4chan being powered by perpetual motion jimmies, and the Circle of Jimmies theory of forever rustling, are probably one of the greatest things I've ever read on this site.

      [–]dadon41 -1 points0 points ago

      Agreed. Feel like I just attained some illuminati level knowledge.

      [–]Mad_Sconnie 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah, why are you such a fucking faggot?

      [–]XavierMendel 2 points3 points ago

      It's all part of the grand unified faggotry.

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          [–]Lee13412 3 points4 points ago

          I'm just here because 4chan doesn't have an app i can browse while I'm on the shitter

          [–]flanl 2 points3 points ago

          Well, Apple pulled them all from the store, but with a bit of effort, you could get ChanElite, which is good for more than just 4chan.

          [–]dadon41 0 points1 point ago

          Boom. And a weak mobile site.

          [–]Desslochbro 4 points5 points ago

          Could not agree more. I'm also sick and tired of all the hypocrisies around here. I mean this site is so accepting unless you're religious or a conservative. Also downvotes/upvotes have become personal.

          I don't even understand why reposts are so easily accepted. I mean my friend recently deleted his account but had some rage comics that got around ~1000 upvotes so he reposted them on his new account a month later and got almost all of the karma back.

          [–]slightly_bald 1 point2 points ago

          I don't even understand why reposts are so easily accepted

          Want to know what pisses me off more than reposts? Well, a lot of things. Reposts are so far down my goddamned totem pole of piss offery that they don't even register. But, this orgasmic need to BITCH about reposts all the goddamn time is fucking maddening! Grow the fuck up! Do you really think that because you've seen something everybody else and their goddamned grandmother should be deprived of it? How fucking arrogant are you?

          Downvote and shut the fuck up about it. Not a goddamn person cares that it's a repost or it wouldn't have made the front goddamn page.

          And up/downvotes have become personal? To who? Only you faggots who give a shit. I have no clue what my karma is right now and I don't give a shit. I don't post here for public approval. I actually have self-confidence. I don't to need to jump on bandwagons to farm some.

          Whiney pieces of shit like you are destroying this website. If you thought it sucked so much, why the fuck are you still here? Is it because you saw a karma train and hopped on? I think so.

          [–]Desslochbro -1 points0 points ago

          I could easily say the same thing about people who complain about people who complain about reposts and then someone else could complain about people who complain about people who complain about people who complain about reposts.... etc

          Look at how rustled your jimmies are.

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            [–]Monkey_Junk 3 points4 points ago

            People on 4chan go to reddit, just as people on reddit go to 4chan.

            These aren't some exclusive clubs. I'm not sure what 4chan you see, but I've seen some pretty stupid threads on 4chan that are just as bad as reddit. Also, I've seen good conversations here.

            [–]jumpinjahosafa 0 points1 point ago

            But the whole entire reddit system is the key thing that makes it a drastically different experience, exactly how he explained it. It doesn't matter on 4 chan if you're an idiot or the smartest person in the world, either way your opinion is equal. Not so on reddit.

            [–]greatgamelord 4 points5 points ago

            The community here is really awful

            agreed. every single bit of original culture this site has come up with has been horrible. but everyone here is just SO proud of their own brand that it takes weeks on end for them to get sick of it (arrow to knee, chuck testa, ice soap etc... the jokes we come up with SUCK)

            On Reddit, ANYTHING that goes against mainstream college aged liberal views gets downvoted and not even properly rebutted.

            the worst subreddits are atheism and politics. you're wrong about the rebuttal, though. typically they will just give you the standard party line response to whatever you said, then downvote you and consider it settled. the people on this site are every bit as close-minded as the "fox viewers" they revile

            On Reddit, any time you see a post that is supposed to be humorous it looks like it was written by the same person EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's not just the content of comments that are the same, even the style of writing that gets sent to the top is the exact same as in every single post.

            I fucking hate this. case in point this guy i cursed at recently

            On 4chan people who copy stale, overused crap get called a faggot by 10 different people because that's exactly how they are acting. Nobody accepts TRUE stupidity on that website. This website adores it.

            Here you've lost me. there is no quality control on 4chan and 99% of the topics there are crap. reposts are rampant, idiocy is rampant, and while idiots might get called faggots, there is never a consensus. idealizing 4chan is another one of reddit's lame obsessions. that community has accomplished some really funny stuff over the years purely in spite of the fact that it's the stomping grounds of a lot of unoriginal obnoxious teenaged faggots

            RE: your username i ditch my reddit accounts periodically too

            [–]SquidLoaf 3 points4 points ago

            Wow. You just said what I've been trying to say since I discovered reddit. Alas, it's the next best thing to 4chan for those of us who don't want to see child porn.

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            [–]SquidLoaf 2 points3 points ago

            Yeah they're supposed to... when the mods are on. It definitely got through tho. With reddit you can avoid messed up subforums. With 4chan, everything was pretty much on /b/. The interesting stuff, the funny stuff.... aaaaand the messed up stuff.

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              [–]JustMadeYouYawn 1 point2 points ago

              It varies on this website. If nothing else, I'm just happy the phrase "you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar" gets auto-downvoted now. That fucking phrase was used in almost every single thread two-three years ago and always gets upvoted.

              [–]waviecrockett 2 points3 points ago

              I don't think 4chan and reddit are as comparable as people always say.

              I'd bet 4chan's demographic is less diverse than reddit's. By that I mean I think there's more 'normal/average' people on reddit if that makes sense. I realize 4chan has lots of subsections that aren't /b just as reddit has tons of subreddits, but I still think the stereotypical 4chaners account for more of the user-base than on reddit.

              Basically, I think it's less likely you'll find out 'oh damn my mom/dad/teacher/friend goes on 4chan' as often as reddit.

              I feel like mad people talk about the two sites as if 4chan is obviously the best choice for everyone.

              [–]Half-Light 0 points1 point ago

              That is extremely well put. Thanks for summing up my feelings about reddit :D

              [–]LeDownvoteYou -1 points0 points ago

              :D

              [–]assi9001 -1 points0 points ago

              And canv.as is where Moot grooms 4chan 2.0.

              [–]TypicalBetaNeckbeard -1 points0 points ago

              And yet, here you are.

              [–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

              Faggot.

              [–]j-hook 0 points1 point ago

              Shutup you're just a troll.

              [–]LeftHandedFapper -2 points-1 points ago

              Why you haven't been downvoted into oblivion I don't know. Stick to 4chan if that's your cuppa tea man

              [–]ideletemyredditaccts 0 points1 point ago

              Why you haven't been downvoted into oblivion I don't know.

              Because you are just like every other retarded person who didn't see where I said I browse reddit at work since it's not purely NSFW.

              [–]ideletemyredditaccts 1 point2 points ago

              I explained already.

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                [–]ace586 1 point2 points ago

                I was walking to lunch the other day, and two people were walking behind me talking about how one had a friend that was a total jerk and screencapped his Facebook post for Reddit karma, and how he was totally going to get him back for that. They never suspected me, since I was wearing a suit... but it's too late, I've heard everything.

                [–]AgroSaxon 1 point2 points ago

                You come because you must.

                [–]Sprocketlord 0 points1 point ago

                We must, because we can.

                [–]BendTime 1 point2 points ago

                and yet I get down voted for saying I have no interest in meeting other redditors.

                [–]flanl 1 point2 points ago

                I saw Neil deGrasse Tyson do Star Talk live, and I was audibly disgusted by the proud redditors present.

                [–]juma606 0 points1 point ago

                I occasionally hear people talking loudly about [anything] in public. I usually glance over to see a goofy looking teenager...

                FTFY

                [–]pberko 0 points1 point ago

                Though I'm only a junior in high school, on the first day of Comp Graphics class I heard someone exclaim "Reddit isn't blocked!". I look over and see a freshman, I was going to walk over to him and say hi, but then noticed that all he went on was r/f7u12

                [–]DawsonsBeak -3 points-2 points ago

                FK ALTERNATIVE STYLES OF CLOTHING AND FK TEENAGERS

                [–]LoughLife 3 points4 points ago

                Tell us how you really feel

                [–]DawsonsBeak -1 points0 points ago

                whoosh

                [–]LoughLife -1 points0 points ago

                whoosh

                [–]DawsonsBeak -1 points0 points ago

                swoosh

                [–]LoughLife 0 points1 point ago

                Goaaaaaall!!

                [–]DawsonsBeak 0 points1 point ago

                ASO ASO ASO ASO ASO

                [–]ElfieStar 1 point2 points ago

                The way I see it is that there are two sides of reddit, those who came here a long time ago, people who came for intelligent discussion, with a little bit of humor, or people who saw memes and felt like they had some sort of inside joke going. I would even daresay that half of reddit hates the other half. Though the former is growing smaller and smaller.

                I'm not going to lie, there are still great people finding reddit, but it is slowly deteriorating. With memes becoming a "mainstream" phenomenon, more people are finding reddit, and thinking that memes, puns, and jokes are all that reddit was ever about. Hell, news think that reddit is a social media site. And in a way it is.

                But once, reddit was more than that. I've been lurking for some time now, and have only made an account a year ago, and even 2 years ago, I doubt the site was as good as it was during creation. But there was discussion and intelligent conversation.

                I don't mean to sound like some sort of elitist hipster, but reddit has had it's fall from grace, and there is the correlation of more popularity=less OC and discussion. Look at r/gaming. It's like /v/, but with less open hating, and more hivemind. There still is discussion on reddit, but it's starting to become few and far between. When /v/ has you beat in terms of discussion and OC, you know something is wrong.

                [–]Sprocketlord 0 points1 point ago

                I came for the macros and the /r/funny, but I stuck around for various reasons.

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                  [–]hidell 414 points415 points ago

                  for shame

                  [–]crunchdoggie 86 points87 points ago

                  and on his cakeday too

                  [–]beeztrain 53 points54 points ago

                  that's just wrong. someone revoke his cake.

                  [–]MrNewking 121 points122 points ago

                  http://i.imgur.com/BtU0G.gif

                  [–]therealDrNick 10 points11 points ago

                  Needs more pixelation.

                  [–]CannedSewage 2 points3 points ago

                  This is beautiful.

                  [–]RalphiesBoogers 10 points11 points ago

                  But I made one special for him.

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                      [–]Dodgerillo 4 points5 points ago

                      Im serious. Hijacking has to end

                      [–]MrBulger 1 point2 points ago

                      What are you gonna do about it?

                      [–]Dodgerillo 3 points4 points ago

                      Everything

                      [–]titan413 8 points9 points ago

                      "Oh, the Karma You'll Whore!"

                      for OP

                      Congratulations!
                      Today's your cake day.
                      You're off to repost things
                      From Karma Decay!

                      You have cats in your thoughts.
                      You have memes in your heart.
                      You might screen capture
                      your facebook feed for a start!
                      You're on your own. And you know what you know.
                      So YOU pick your relevant image macro.

                      You'll browse some frontpage posts. Look 'em over with care.
                      About some you will say, "I can find karma there!"
                      With your head full of cats and your heart full of memes,
                      You can bash republicans and fundie regimes

                      If two people reply with
                      thematic wisecracks
                      In that case, of course,
                      you'll just post "and my axe!".

                      It's always a hit
                      when you reuse old shit!

                      Sweet upvotes can happen
                      and frequently do
                      to people as cat-crazed
                      and memey as you.

                      And then upvotes do happen,
                      to that pic "your friend" drew!
                      Just don't admit that
                      It's thieved from the new queue!

                      OH!
                      THE KARMA YOU'LL WHORE!

                      [–]BoringSurprise 2 points3 points ago

                      Perfunctory

                      [–]KazakTheSpaceDog 1 point2 points ago

                      You tried. I liked it, but you should know better than to try.

                      [–]titan413 8 points9 points ago

                      My mistake. Here is my second attempt:

                      OP is a fag

                      [–]KazakTheSpaceDog -2 points-1 points ago

                      wrong website, you're not even trying anymore are you?

                      [–]brentf2000 2 points3 points ago

                      I was honestly thinking..."Not even an original title for this repost"

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                        [–]Engineerthegreat 46 points47 points ago

                        I get reusing a gif. but the exact same title?

                        [–]alloradora 1 point2 points ago

                        I can't believe he's getting karma for this.

                        [–]Engineerthegreat 1 point2 points ago

                        I can't believe half the stuff that gets karma, oh well

                        [–]DaSeraph 69 points70 points ago

                        Exact response to "BACON NARWHALS"

                        [–]Killzark 24 points25 points ago

                        Do people still say this?

                        [–]Squalor- 60 points61 points ago

                        No one ever said it.

                        The only people who would ever say it never leave their computers.

                        [–]NosferatuHeftyDance 12 points13 points ago

                        Woah, I need to go out to restock my cat food. Or something, that's what reddit likes, cat shit right?

                        [–]MrNewking 20 points21 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/huQbx.gif

                        [–]rabidtreetiger 4 points5 points ago

                        That was amazing.

                        [–]MrNewking 21 points22 points ago

                        yes, yes it waaaaAAAAAAAAAs

                        [–]VFTM2012 5 points6 points ago

                        Somebody goes to /r/FifthWorldPics!

                        [–]wombly 1 point2 points ago

                        Why does this girl look like Wil Wheaton?

                        [–]CannedSewage 0 points1 point ago

                        /r/fifthworldpics would enjoy this.

                        [–]BoringSurprise 0 points1 point ago

                        best

                        [–]popnlochnessmonster 17 points18 points ago

                        Someone said it to me at my university. I just responded, "no."

                        People who say this to others want to base a friendship on Reddit, and it becomes, "oh, did you see that one thing the other day?" or "Wasn't it funny when..." Or they repeat TIL as if they're geniuses.

                        [–]mufinz 10 points11 points ago

                        DAE ever feel like obama should be president?

                        [–]Gorillaz_Noodle 16 points17 points ago

                        DAE: Neil De Sagan Obama on 420 uptokes and realize Pol pot Romney is literally Hitler?

                        [–]popnlochnessmonster 3 points4 points ago

                        gaiz im a hardcore social conservative, but i'm voting for Obama, upvotes please.

                        EDIT: Downvotez? really??

                        [–]Nocticate 1 point2 points ago

                        Its called meta-circlejerking.

                        [–]-JuJu- 0 points1 point ago

                        Complete opposite here. The only person who said it to me was really outgoing.

                        [–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

                        Actually, people at my school sometimes say it. It takes everything I've got to not punch them in the teeth.

                        [–]BCBUDDHA 0 points1 point ago

                        usually when i'm drinking at hipster bars and the topic of reddit comes up with strangers we'll have a drunk-ass narwhal bacon circle jerk

                        [–]ideletemyredditaccts 3 points4 points ago

                        I immediately call anybody who says they like Reddit a gigantic faggot. Then I explain that I browse Reddit at work and hate every second of it.

                        But it's okay because I have a cute smile and am ridiculously charming so nobody ever gets offended.

                        [–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point ago

                        Someone saw me using the reddit app and said it to me. My response was exactly like Stanley in the OP's image.

                        [–]severedfinger 2 points3 points ago

                        There was a spread in a local rag about "eligible 20 something singles" and this douchey hipster single dude said he was into "bacon and narwhals". I'm not sure what woman he was trying to attract with this, but I'm sure it didn't work.

                        [–]nipuL -1 points0 points ago

                        Them: OMG! You're on reddit too!!! WHEN DOES THE BACON NARWHAL?!

                        Me: ...When you go back to 9fag.

                        [–]Jamaicaman90 0 points1 point ago

                        By playing the website territory game, you too are a faggot.

                        [–]nipuL 0 points1 point ago

                        Sup fag?

                        [–]Cinnadots 10 points11 points ago

                        Everyone keeps referring to him as "this guy"... character is named Stanley, actor is Leslie Baker fyi.

                        [–]metalrader 17 points18 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/P9TPc.gif

                        [–]mastabeats 2 points3 points ago

                        fuck yes, freaks and geeks...

                        [–]username0899 7 points8 points ago

                        For the most part the Redditors I have met IRL have been total jerks : /

                        [–]StaticPrevails 4 points5 points ago

                        Man, shut the fuck up.

                        [–]threefiveeight 8 points9 points ago

                        the guy's face reminds me of Droopy the hound

                        [–]trshtehdsh 23 points24 points ago

                        When I have the same cakeday as someone... http://i.imgur.com/gDhiT.gif

                        [–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 9 points10 points ago

                        HIFW people whore out the exact same links for cakeday karma... http://i.imgur.com/gDhiT.gif

                        [–]trshtehdsh 4 points5 points ago

                        HIFW when I see what you did there: http://i.imgur.com/gDhiT.gif

                        [–]shryne 25 points26 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/pYaOa.jpg

                        [–]MrNewking 3 points4 points ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/8wBLp.gif

                        [–]Mad_Sconnie 0 points1 point ago

                        Hello, I am bear.

                        [–]trshtehdsh 2 points3 points ago

                        http://imgur.com/j7UzF

                        [–]Sapz93 5 points6 points ago

                        Been on Reddit for 3 months, already have seen this exact gif with nearly the same title 3 times.

                        [–]EyesWideShutTonight 8 points9 points ago

                        I love this guy on The Office. He seriously makes the best faces.

                        [–]wuzzup 14 points15 points ago

                        This guy has a name. And it is Stanley.

                        [–]acolossalbear 6 points7 points ago

                        His name was Stanley Hudson.

                        [–]EyesWideShutTonight 0 points1 point ago

                        I couldn't remember it, it's been a while since I've seen it. Thanks!

                        [–]DeuceActual 4 points5 points ago

                        Every time I hear someone talking about reddit, things they saw on reddit, and subsequently talk about bacon and narwhal sandwiches, I get the urge to kill.

                        With my bear hands.

                        I have a friend who spends just about half of every round of BF3 browsing Reddit and telling me all about the things I spent half of my boring work day perusing.

                        I know you're going to see this, Rdog, because you stalk my every post.

                        [–]Rdog468 1 point2 points ago

                        Here I am stalking your post, and you can't do a damn thing about it.

                        [–]cindreiaishere 1 point2 points ago

                        You have bear hands?

                        Edit: It's okay, guys. It's a joke.

                        [–]DeuceActual 0 points1 point ago

                        Twas the joke.

                        [–]saggysocks 10 points11 points ago

                        probably seen this same gif with the same title atleast three times, stop.

                        [–]barset 0 points1 point ago

                        Meeting another chantard goes about the same way except one likely call the other a faggot.

                        [–]Lunchbox2208 2 points3 points ago

                        Met one of my best friends like this lol

                        [–]barset 0 points1 point ago

                        It makes for an interesting conversation starter.

                        Hey! Have you ever been to 4chan?

                        Faggot.

                        I like MSI too

                        Faggot, faggot, faggot.

                        Not any one exact conversation, but very close to several I've had.

                        [–]Lunchbox2208 0 points1 point ago

                        Lol well after the initial admittedly stupid shit I found he was a cool guy and we had a lot in common, turned out to be one of the most trustworthy people I know. Hate if you must.

                        [–]MonPetitCumdumpster 3 points4 points ago

                        I was at a friend's house once, and he had some of his friends over. One of them brought up "when does the narwhal bacon?" and i just played dumb, and no one else answered. So we all just kind of sat in silence briefly until someone said something else.

                        [–]strabley 2 points3 points ago

                        This happened to me in Costa Rica this year - guy was wearing a reddit shirt, i said 'hey man... love the shirt' - he looked at me like I told him i fucked his grandma... prick.

                        [–]Pons_Asinorum 0 points1 point ago

                        Costa Rica, the one place he thought he could wear his unique shirt and not run the chance of someone recognizing it.

                        [–]strabley 0 points1 point ago

                        At a street side pizza place none the less.

                        [–]holy_repost_batman 2 points3 points ago

                        I've gotten to a point in my time as a redditor where I actively try to avoid sounding like a redditor for exactly this reason.

                        [–]ViIlains 6 points7 points ago

                        All of the redditors I have met IRL seem pretty cool.

                        [–]jadeycakes 5 points6 points ago

                        I've met about ~40 redditors over the course of the year I've been here at various meetups and I've only met one that was actively a terrible douche.

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                        [–]ViIlains 1 point2 points ago

                        To be fair mate, I don't care that I got down voted at all. Some people are just unreasonable but who cares you know?

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                          [–]coffedrank -1 points0 points ago

                          4chan meets reddit

                          [–]lordnibbla 0 points1 point ago

                          I'm lovin' the slowmo disapproval.

                          [–]everill 0 points1 point ago

                          Ive had this moment. From both sides

                          [–]TheMagicStik 1 point2 points ago

                          Reddit is pretty mainstream, at least a fourth of my school use it and I don't like many people at my school so this sums it up pretty much.

                          [–]smokeymcpott 1 point2 points ago

                          the first dude looks like a black alfred hitchcock

                          [–]crooney36 0 points1 point ago

                          This was my precise reaction when the kid who sits next to me said he was a Redditor too when he saw me browsing on my phone. To be fair he is a bit of a nub cake.

                          [–]johnh2o2 1 point2 points ago

                          funny because my friend, a redditor, is sitting on a plane with that man as we speak.

                          [–]lilvoice32 1 point2 points ago

                          I remember meeting my first redditor. -story-

                          [–]TheEggAndI 0 points1 point ago

                          someone does not approve

                          [–]MonsoonHD 0 points1 point ago

                          I don't even see meeting other redditors as something special anymore... With the millions of people who visit the site everyday, it isn't a small community anymore.

                          [–]Lilyo -1 points0 points ago

                          http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c44nxQDo1r5kdado2_250.gif

                          [–]dumpalot 0 points1 point ago

                          Joto negro

                          [–]slicedbreddit 1 point2 points ago

                          ftfy

                          [–]truegiantbdc 0 points1 point ago

                          Should have, but did not expect that.

                          [–]Bigmbrennan 0 points1 point ago

                          LOL that's perfect

                          [–]kmerget 0 points1 point ago

                          from the merger. episode 8 season 3. boom roasted

                          [–]SharkMan4real 0 points1 point ago

                          Meet a guy in my class found out I'm a Redditor he talked to me in memes non-stop

                          [–]Platinumized 0 points1 point ago

                          This couldn't be more spot on. No you do not have an instant connection with me.

                          [–]digitalife 0 points1 point ago

                          I've seen this get near the front page literally dozens of times.

                          [–]MackDeeZee 0 points1 point ago

                          I laughed and farted from laughing.

                          [–]bumpysloth 0 points1 point ago

                          those lips made me watch this like 20 times over

                          [–]soawesomejohn 0 points1 point ago

                          I was in a Pizza Hut last night and the table behind me was filled with teenagers saying "Herp derp, derp, derp a herp a derp". Five minutes of literal herp derp conversation.

                          Whenever the herp derp would settle down, there was some other memes and "did you see the one where...". Most of these would get herp derp responses.

                          It made me realise that redditors are not people I want to associate.

                          [–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

                          that guy looks like a goldfish

                          [–]chemelle 1 point2 points ago

                          I made out with the one I met IRL...

                          [–]LexiPSD 0 points1 point ago

                          Upvote for cake day.

                          [–]SalamanderOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

                          Honestly I don't care if someone around me is also a Redditor. It's a well known site. I've seen pictures here of people together and the caption is "Met a fellow Redditor at work (or some shit like that)". These posts have made front page. All I think is why? How could you possibly give a shit. All I imagine is someone making a video on youtube with another youtuber with a title saying "Met a fellow youtuber". Nobody would give a fuck. I realize reddit is not as well known as youtube but still there are millions of people who view it a day.

                          [–]Defcon458 0 points1 point ago

                          I like meeting redditors!

                          [–]wombly 0 points1 point ago

                          The redditors I've met in IRL that I actually end up liking do more than Reddit.

                          [–]BoringSurprise 0 points1 point ago

                          I saw a dude the other day with a wispy shitty blonde beard and a bunch of goofy ass accessories wearing a reddit shirt on the subway the other day. My companion knew I spent a lot of time on reddit and pointed him out to me as if we should become friends. I thought to myself, this is why I don't tell people I use reddit.

                          [–]KaceyLegolize 0 points1 point ago

                          Sadly true i so often feel too happy about it :( F.A

                          [–]SpookyMeier 0 points1 point ago

                          http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/search?q=redditors+real+life second one

                          [–]Turles 0 points1 point ago

                          This was literally posted a week ago.

                          [–]Sprocketlord 0 points1 point ago

                          Number one rule of Reddit: Don't talk about Reddit.

                          [–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

                          Good god this gif is posted every day...how sad is it that I know its posted every day.....

                          [–]sargENT_shart 1 point2 points ago

                          Isn't everyone a Redditor now? It's not like this site's a secret..

                          [–]Endlessmanager 3 points4 points ago

                          You'd be surprised.

                          [–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

                          Reddit hasn't gone full mainstream yet.

                          [–]-JuJu- 2 points3 points ago

                          Yep. At my university computer lab, I often see dozens of people browsing reddit.

                          [–]AnelReal 1 point2 points ago

                          http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/gDhiT.gif

                          [–]guenther_ 1 point2 points ago

                          So fucking true

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