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[–]terriblecomic 516 points517 points ago

Did this actually happen

[–]NIQ702 311 points312 points ago

Yes.

Source: I took the photo.

[–]terriblecomic 126 points127 points ago

Can you do an AMA

[–]NIQ702 105 points106 points ago

Absolutely! In case you need any verification, here is the original image I took, without the added text.

[–]terriblecomic 92 points93 points ago

I bet it was really sad to watch. RIP never forget

[–]jest3rz 36 points37 points ago

God will save them all, trust. I expect only 1% casualties

[–]wOlfLisK 25 points26 points ago

Think you missed a couple of 0s there.

[–]PLACENTA_IS_YUMMY 67 points68 points ago

.001%? Even better!

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    [–]TeCuervo 3 points4 points ago

    Is that you in the photo?

    [–]ZeeHypnotist 19 points20 points ago

    Yep! There's no atmosphere on the moon so light travels slow. He snapped the shot, and ran into the frame before the camera light caught him.

    [–]Color_blinded 11 points12 points ago

    It's sad that many grown adults would actually believe that explanation...

    [–]PhantomSwagger 3 points4 points ago

    False. Since there's no atmosphere to slow down the light, it actually moves faster in space.

    [–]ZeeHypnotist 2 points3 points ago

    So, let me get this straight.

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        [–]woofers02 25 points26 points ago

        It happened, but they doctored the photo for dramatic effect. You can tell because there wouldn't be giant flames in space.

        [–]IslamsRetarded 28 points29 points ago

        ...technically, ALL flames are in space.

        [–]ronintetsuro 7 points8 points ago

        Technically, all flames are in the oxygen rich atmosphere.

        Except, you know, that lunacy going on with the Sun. And the infinite number of stars in the universe. Except for all that. Yeah.

        [–]ToSlowImPro 13 points14 points ago

        The sun isn't made of flames, it's made of plasma.

        [–]ipsumdolorsitamet 4 points5 points ago

        Isn't flame a sort of plasma?

        [–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

        HNG

        [–]Tasadar 1 point2 points ago

        Yes.

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          [–]badgertheshit 3 points4 points ago

          buuurrrnnn

          [–]thereison 0 points1 point ago

          I see what you did there.

          [–]IslamsRetarded 0 points1 point ago

          The "oxygen rich atmosphere" is in space, though, so yeah.

          [–]WutsUp 1 point2 points ago

          So what do we do here? Wait it out then head back anyway?

          [–]Mackse7in93 1 point2 points ago

          If probably go back anyway, to see what it's like. Then kill myself by diving deeper into space.

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            [–]MagmaGuy 3 points4 points ago

            Ah, but the flame you see there were made possible thanks to the Earth's atmosphere - the impact knocked part of the atmosphere out of the planet, stretching it in the direction of, well, the flames you see.

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              [–]acets 1 point2 points ago

              That was actually the first thing I thought of. But I realized that was stupid.

              Of course it did. We are merely repeating the events in time as they happened millions of years ago, in a cyclical manner. That photo was taken and left for us to find, obviously. Dec 21st, mother fuckers. I bet Curiosity finds something on the 20th and all hell breaks loose.

              [–]NismoJase 1 point2 points ago

              Did they died?

              [–]Jakabov 0 points1 point ago

              No, they escaped with some bruises...

              [–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

              They all went to live on a farm

              [–]MrGiggleParty 142 points143 points ago

              Hello, the internet 2004! How have you been?

              [–]bigmeech 70 points71 points ago

              OH YA KNO JUST HANGIN OUT ON REDDIT FOR MOST OF THE TIME.

              [–]February30th 30 points31 points ago

              Cool. How's dancing baby doing?

              [–]bigmeech 40 points41 points ago

              I DUNNO ASK INTERNET 1999

              [–]ronintetsuro 21 points22 points ago

              Internet 1999 is depressing, always talking about the Y2K bug.

              GET OVER IT MAN

              [–]DrumZildjian71 9 points10 points ago

              INTERNET 1999 HERE. OH SHIT ITS COMING! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

              [–]Jakabov 7 points8 points ago

              I heard about this new big thing called Everquest.

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                [–]ihavethediabeetus 10 points11 points ago

                good man. you gotta check out this site ebaumsworld. it has some great content!

                [–]silentkill144 3 points4 points ago

                Dude, have you heard this new song called Dreamscape? It's all the rage right now.

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                  [–]knylok 39 points40 points ago

                  Now, you are literally the last human in all of existence. Some recording source will capture your actions and statements from now until your air runs out. Assuming you can get back into the capsule and remove your spacesuit, what do you do? Remember, your last words are the Last Word for All of Humanity.

                  What do you do?

                  [–]tferg1290 122 points123 points ago

                  Fap

                  [–]depotman 54 points55 points ago

                  One small fap for man.

                  [–]MaliDenali 74 points75 points ago

                  One last fap for mankind...

                  [–]tllnbks 12 points13 points ago

                  I wonder if they did fap on the moon...

                  [–]DrumZildjian71 8 points9 points ago

                  Imagine on the space shuttle. Must be like a torpedo. The stuff goes 28 mph.

                  [–]JohnAbruzzi -1 points0 points ago

                  There was an askreddit post about that recently, search for it.

                  [–]knylok 21 points22 points ago

                  Assuming that you choose to masturbate until your air runs out, who is the last person you masturbate to? Who does the last human in the Universe blow his load to?

                  [–]G1az3d 18 points19 points ago

                  Myself

                  [–]SammyD1st 22 points23 points ago

                  A knock at the door...

                  [–]Show-Me-Your-Moves 4 points5 points ago

                  A knock at the back door...

                  [–]SupaSupra 16 points17 points ago

                  Scarlett Johansson

                  [–]knylok 14 points15 points ago

                  And thus, the legacy of man:
                  Masturbating to Scarlett Johansson, while on the moon, in the afterglow of your ruined planet.

                  Bonus, if your ejaculate gets dumped onto the moon surface, it'll likely freeze and be there for several million years, assuming the moon doesn't get pulled into the Sun or into the Earth's debris field.

                  [–]ronintetsuro 22 points23 points ago

                  BIOLOGICAL SAMPLE FOUND

                  ANALYSIS: CONTAMINATED BY ASPARTAME, ALUMINUM PARTICULATE, FORMALDEHYDE, ASBESTOS, VARIANTS OF RED DYE 5. CHANCE OF BIOLOGICAL SUCCESS OF INCUBATED SAMPLE - LOW

                  CATALOUGED FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES, NOT FIT FOR RECIRCULATION

                  COLLECTOR NOTES: Wasn't expecting much from this remote backwater, having something to show may cover for extended recreation time at Europa. Sample will need some doctoring before utilized for colonization.

                  On a personal note, I'm pretty sure the guys on crew were hazing me with some myth about a homeworld out here. What kind of mixed up life would exist in this asteroid field anyway?

                  [–]superpie0 2 points3 points ago

                  DNA has a half-life of 521 years, so it won't be there quite that long.

                  [–]NIQ702 4 points5 points ago

                  A half-life of 521 years means it will be unreadable after around 1.5 million years. That is quite long.

                  [–]Yod 0 points1 point ago

                  I'd be more worried about the cosmic rays.

                  [–]anjewthebearjew 3 points4 points ago

                  Zero gravity ejaculation. Now we're doing it for science.

                  [–]dorekk 13 points14 points ago

                  There is gravity on the moon.

                  [–]Vectoor 1 point2 points ago

                  You take off into an orbit first duh.

                  [–]Throwaway281281 3 points4 points ago

                  Still gravity

                  [–]LFAB 0 points1 point ago

                  The moon gets very hot in the sunlight, so I guess it would freeze and then melt for eternity: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_moon%27s_surface_temperature_range

                  [–]SupaSupra 0 points1 point ago

                  Aliens might recreate us.

                  [–]tmassey110 0 points1 point ago

                  What happens when you finish? You just lost the one pleasure you had and you used up most of your oxygen while doing it.

                  [–]Punchee 0 points1 point ago

                  Hundreds of people die this way a year in auto-erotic asphyxiation accidents.

                  Must not be that bad.

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                    [–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

                    Allyson Hannigan.

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                      [–]palunx 8 points9 points ago

                      I would write in the moon-sand: "Here I stand, the last of the human race. I always knew I was very important, so it seems fitting that I get witness the death of humanity. It all ends with me."

                      [–]Zelcron 0 points1 point ago

                      The onslaught of debris the collision gave off would likely destroy your message.

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                        [–]scotchirish 5 points6 points ago

                        I think this would be a good time to give auto-erotic asphyxiation a try.

                        [–]Markymark36 8 points9 points ago

                        go back to earth...

                        [–]errrryday 5 points6 points ago

                        The gravity holding the moon in orbit would be all fucked up.

                        [–]SpacemanCraig 0 points1 point ago

                        why?

                        [–]errrryday 26 points27 points ago

                        Because earth was just destroyed.

                        [–]palunx 5 points6 points ago

                        The mass did not change significantly

                        [–]jscoppe 6 points7 points ago

                        After the asteroid blew a hole through it, it should glop back together back as it used to be, just a lifeless ball of molten rock, with a cooling crust.

                        However, if enough mass is ejected and coalesces into its own body, it should make another moon(?). That would effect the orbit of the original moon, I would think.

                        [–]imperfect5th 3 points4 points ago

                        Come on SpacemanCraig, really?

                        [–]BauerUK 4 points5 points ago

                        Get your shit together SpacemanCraig.

                        [–]SpacemanCraig 1 point2 points ago

                        No really, all the mass would still be there if it passed on through like that.

                        [–]Markymark36 1 point2 points ago

                        and?

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                          [–]do7com 2 points3 points ago

                          wait for the aliens to pick you up

                          [–]xplrr 2 points3 points ago

                          Red Dwarf

                          [–]LFAB 0 points1 point ago

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao--VmxDzak&feature=related

                          [–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

                          Recount the history of mankind to the best of my ability.

                          [–]bacon_cake 1 point2 points ago

                          I'd probably give it a good old giggle like you see in the movies -I'm talking slight laughter into near hysterics over a few minutes- meanwhile reaching for my whisky flask that I'd smuggled on board. Then I'd take one more look outside the space craft. Raise a glass to the gap where the Earth used to be, and say one word. The last word. "Cheers"

                          [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                          And then instantly die?

                          [–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

                          Turn on the recorder, say 'I always wanted to bang Allyson Hannigan' and then swallow all the poison. Because you know those astronauts got some fast-acting poison pills up in that bitch.

                          [–]noob_goldberg 103 points104 points ago

                          You should see this pic, OP, it's hilarious.

                          http://i.imgur.com/6qK7v.jpg

                          [–]Sixtyn9ne 20 points21 points ago

                          OP

                          [–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

                          o_O

                          Seriously, are those -meant- to be used to their fullest extent?

                          [–]Ninj4s 3 points4 points ago

                          I take it you are new to the internet? Seeing as it's 2004 and all in here.

                          [–]salen 6 points7 points ago

                          That is hilarious! Thanks!

                          [–]Punchee 2 points3 points ago

                          To be fair that pic is still hilarious.

                          [–]Thisnthat1 11 points12 points ago

                          This is the main reason why we need a moon base.

                          [–]dorekk 2 points3 points ago

                          I'm pretty sure the moon would get pretty fucked up, dude.

                          [–]Thisnthat1 1 point2 points ago

                          I'd rather cry in my moon base than a tin can i flew over in. Plus moon bases are much more likely to have porn than a space ship, the last fap should be a glorious one.

                          [–]mechabeast 7 points8 points ago

                          Have fun being flung into the sun then

                          [–]Pray_IV_Reign 75 points76 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/vKeaw.jpg

                          [–]ZedSpot 11 points12 points ago

                          This would actually be a pretty crazy idea for a movie

                          [–]free_range_veal 44 points45 points ago

                          I don't think I'd pay $12 to watch someone suffocate on their own CO2.

                          [–]MeepMeepMotherfucker 30 points31 points ago

                          Buried

                          [–]eatsox117 8 points9 points ago

                          I'm surprised they actually made a movie almost 100% located in a box that had me watch the whole thing. Kudos to them.

                          [–]InFerYes 3 points4 points ago

                          Ah yes, the Cube was a good movie.

                          [–]cubistpanther 7 points8 points ago

                          But then he starts seeing things on the moon with him....is he just hallucinating from his slow suffocation or could it be more mysterious...something that can open up the secret to all life, just to him, too late to tell anyone else, he'll know all knowledge in his final seconds...........

                          Turns out he's just dying and going a bit doolally. the end

                          [–]LeSpatula 3 points4 points ago

                          No, actually you will never know what it was.

                          [–]cubistpanther 2 points3 points ago

                          ....or do you?

                          [–]JDoobs -1 points0 points ago

                          This is so meta it's almost too hard to follow ... and I love it.

                          [–]jscoppe 0 points1 point ago

                          Yes.

                          [–]ScotticusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

                          Twilight Zone

                          [–]hot_skillet 3 points4 points ago

                          Castaway in space

                          [–]Crodface 1 point2 points ago

                          But it would be in Ultra D 3D. Definitely worth at least $15 or $16. Shit. $16.50 even.

                          [–]Decency 0 points1 point ago

                          So put it x years into the future where we have a relatively small, international, and talented group of people established on a moon base. Then they have to terraform the moon, recolonize Earth, and maybe negotiate an alien arrival if there aren't enough plot lines. Would probably be a better book than a movie- introspection in movies is always forced.

                          [–]Thor_2099 2 points3 points ago

                          I would actually make it a moon base style mission setup. Then they witness the earth getting hit by an asteroid (not have the asteroid go through the planet though) and these people on the moon be awe struck. They have the means to come back to earth but are in a huge debate over it. a group wants to return to earth to see if any humanity survived. Another group wants to just maintain life on the moon (they have ways to sustain their own food, water, etc). They can't split as a group though because they need the genetic diversity to prevent at least some inbreeding.

                          [–]Throwaway281281 -1 points0 points ago

                          Yeah because that's what the movie would be, some guy waiting for death. No crazy shit happening on the moon, no uncovering of an alien plot to fuck up the earth, no emotional decent into madness. Just a guy, breathing less and less oxygen. Fucking faggot

                          [–]BauerUK 2 points3 points ago

                          Not exactly the same, but it would probably play out something like Moon.

                          [–]TheAristrocrats 1 point2 points ago

                          Didn't something like this happen in 2010, only with nuclear war?

                          [–]Nameguy 0 points1 point ago

                          I know! It would be called, Moon.

                          [–]UTC_Hellgate 0 points1 point ago

                          You could watch Melancholia, It's worth it just for the opening and ending sequence alone. Also, Kirsten Dunst nude(briefly).

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                            [–]harshil912 22 points23 points ago

                            where the fuck is the moon?

                            [–]Residual_Entropy 49 points50 points ago

                            How high are you?

                            [–]ZOMGITSABEAR 28 points29 points ago

                            it's "hi, how are you"

                            [–]darharrison 1 point2 points ago

                            5'7"

                            [–]harshil912 0 points1 point ago

                            so much tht i dont even remember when i commented..

                            [–]Guru_of_Reason 13 points14 points ago

                            The astronaut is standing on it.

                            [–]authorless 12 points13 points ago

                            In space.

                            [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                            It just went through the earth, by the looks of things

                            [–]DeLaMoncha 9 points10 points ago

                            Look kids, a piece of internet history!

                            [–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

                            Smithsonian has supercomputers upsizing this image to a resolution at which is can be printed and displayed in their "percursor Internet humor" exhibit.

                            Look at what people found funny at the dawn of the internet kids! ooooh

                            [–]Kotaniko 18 points19 points ago

                            I'm like 90% sure that an asteroid impact would look nothing like this, even if it were to fully penetrate the Earth.

                            [–]Stones25 68 points69 points ago

                            You don't say.

                            [–]Kotaniko 13 points14 points ago

                            Is realism so much to ask for from a high schooler's photoshop?!

                            [–]do7com 37 points38 points ago

                            Ha, you said "fully penetrate"

                            [–]Scrambo 6 points7 points ago

                            Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration

                            He nose the truth

                            [–]Jorion 1 point2 points ago

                            snicker

                            [–]yeropinionman 3 points4 points ago

                            If it were going wicked fast maybe?

                            [–]malius89 2 points3 points ago

                            in order to punch through the solid iron core and all the matter surrounding it.... faster than any asteroid could naturally go. to compare, it'd be like most asteroids move at the speed of a tennis ball rolling down a hill compared to shooting a gun.

                            [–]fjdkf 0 points1 point ago

                            faster than any asteroid could naturally go

                            I wouldn't be so sure. There are stars that move at 1000km/sec, so I wouldn't be surprised if there are asteroids that could moving fast enough to go through our planet.

                            The chance of that happening would be pretty low though

                            [–]noob_goldberg 0 points1 point ago

                            Strange matter, moving fast enough to pass through the earth but slow enough to create sizable damage.

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                              [–]c4r4 2 points3 points ago

                              cool guys walk away from explosions

                              [–]Scrambo 0 points1 point ago

                              They don't look at them.

                              [–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

                              Not really an explosion though

                              [–]tedtutors 3 points4 points ago

                              This is that famous optical illusion where the letters are actually all the same color.

                              [–]PhantomSwagger 0 points1 point ago

                              That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about colors to dispute it.

                              [–]protomd 5 points6 points ago

                              time to fap

                              [–]ashep24 2 points3 points ago

                              I'd watch that movie.

                              [–]brickofshit 2 points3 points ago

                              I turn my back for five minutes!

                              [–]PhantomSwagger 0 points1 point ago

                              Dinkleberg!

                              [–]smokeymctokerson 0 points1 point ago

                              What a beautiful repost this is

                              [–]zamboniman46 2 points3 points ago

                              fuckin Vegeta couldn't take it anymore huh?

                              [–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

                              NOW WHO'S OVER 9000 MOTHERFUCKER?!?

                              [–]_Mattman_ 3 points4 points ago

                              Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                              title comnts points age /r/
                              was seeing if the old website for the movie Titan A.E was still up and got redirected to this 2coms 17pts 6mos funny
                              Shit happens 12coms 141pts 1yr funny
                              Well, Shit... 10coms 42pts 2mos funny

                              source: karmadecay

                              [–]TheAristrocrats 1 point2 points ago

                              Looks like this one's the big winner!

                              [–]ZarZad 2 points3 points ago

                              Better drink my own piss.

                              [–]quackattack -1 points0 points ago

                              Would you wait it out or cut it short? That would be awful.

                              [–]devilsadvocated 0 points1 point ago

                              That's one hell of an exit wound.

                              [–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

                              This is a nice illustration of who owns an account swarm and who doesn't.

                              [–]TMM 0 points1 point ago

                              Better get terraforming

                              [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                              Better get some terra

                              [–]imperfect5th 1 point2 points ago

                              The fucked up thing is that the first thing I imagined doing in this situation is laughing my ass off. Just at the sheer odds of that actually happening.

                              [–]ronintetsuro 1 point2 points ago

                              Welp, let's drive on over to the Dark Side and see if they have a phone.

                              [–]Youscurvydawg 1 point2 points ago

                              At the very least 6 years old.

                              [–]Ogel6000 -1 points0 points ago

                              "Houston, we have a problem.... Houston? Oh shit nevermind."

                              [–]gmRasec 1 point2 points ago

                              Nooooo!!! They blew it up!! They actually blew it up!

                              [–]ghodaz 1 point2 points ago

                              I remember this day. Couldn't get cell reception for shit.

                              [–]HulkHaugen 0 points1 point ago

                              Despite all these insightful posts here, does this image exist in a greater resolution? Think it would be a cool wallpaper :)

                              [–]jwjody 1 point2 points ago

                              How fast would an object need to travel to do this?

                              [–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

                              Fucking fast

                              [–]Nickelback_Cage -1 points0 points ago

                              This picture is older than space.

                              [–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

                              I wonder what it would feel like to be the last Human.

                              [–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

                              Would they really send one dude to the moon?

                              [–]perzbenz -1 points0 points ago

                              directed by m. night shyamalan

                              [–]Subduction 0 points1 point ago

                              This, to me, is a good example of something that would be funnier (or at least as funny) without using shit.

                              Then I could forward it to my more gentle parents, who would otherwise find it funny.

                              As is, however, it would prompt a discussion about why young people feel like they have to put profanity in everything to be funny, and I'd find myself agreeing with them at least a little bit.

                              [–]xSARGEx117x 0 points1 point ago

                              Worst. Vacation. EVER.

                              [–]soulequalsgone 0 points1 point ago

                              It's a trap!

                              [–]baum3r 0 points1 point ago

                              OH, NO!

                              [–]TheThingToSay 1 point2 points ago

                              Alright, one of you ridiculously smart people who have nothing better to do ...figure out the approximate size of that thing based on its relative size to Earth, estimate its mass, and tell me how fast it would have to have been traveling to impact the Earth, travel through it and break out the other side, causing that side to explode before the side it actually hit. Also, I'm blazed.

                              [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                              Yes

                              [–]malicious_swine 0 points1 point ago

                              This is so disturbing...

                              [–]cobaltgiant[!] 0 points1 point ago

                              "Hey, I had my stuff there..."

                              [–]shadalator -2 points-1 points ago

                              Shit, I left my weed in there

                              [–]godlessatheist 0 points1 point ago

                              That's the original image I remember.

                              [–]Engineerman 0 points1 point ago

                              "Apollo, we have a problem."

                              [–]HorrendousRex 0 points1 point ago

                              What sort of force would be required to perforate the Earth? Let's say we had a sphere with a diameter of about 1000 miles (looks about right for this photo, discounting the fireball and debris) with a density of iron and an infinite hardness/specific heat (IE it won't explode or melt). What sort of velocity would be needed to perforate the earth, and would it actually shatter like this or would the whole surface of the planet just undergo fusion/fission and explode that way?

                              [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                              Yes

                              [–]iplaysthedrums 0 points1 point ago

                              Can someone make a wallpaper of this?

                              [–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

                              I'm sure google will tell you someone already has

                              [–]DarkSideofOZ 0 points1 point ago

                              This is obviously an adamantium ball the size of Australia going 1/12 the speed of light.

                              [–]Laser-circus 1 point2 points ago

                              "...Houston?"

                              [–]Brucenotsomighty 1 point2 points ago

                              Amd the original caption was: fuck, when theres really nothing else to say.(before it was reposted)

                              [–]Sionysion 0 points1 point ago

                              The stance of the astronaut works perfectly in this image. Makes it that much funnier.

                              [–]bluerocker1111 0 points1 point ago

                              Did the earth just get downvoted

                              [–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

                              Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

                              [–]infiniteflashlight 0 points1 point ago

                              I want to make a wallpaper out of this. Does anybody have a high res version of just the moon-picture?

                              [–]CamWin 0 points1 point ago

                              The best "I'm so fucked" moment ever.

                              [–]DeathByRequest 0 points1 point ago

                              My weed was on there.

                              [–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

                              As an American, I tell you it will be all right. Missed the really important bits.

                              [–]INBluth 0 points1 point ago

                              I'm curious what would happen to the moon in this situation?

                              [–]Mumpsterpwnch 0 points1 point ago

                              This picture is older than McCain.

                              [–]mount_earnest 0 points1 point ago

                              I wish that image existed without the "well, shit". It would make a good wallpaper.

                              [–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

                              The physics behind that picture is flawed. For the object to be able to pass through Earth with an impact of that size it would have to be going at an extremely high rate of speed and be a single, solid object that rates up by a 10 on the hardness scale. Otherwise it would have vaporized on impact along with the side of the planet it hit. The opposite side would have remained mostly impact.

                              [–]magictoenail -1 points0 points ago

                              False. If it's going as fast as the picture makes it look like it is, it's going faster than light.

                              [–]Earl_of_Apostrophe 0 points1 point ago

                              I would watch this movie, small indie film, play, whatever. Just a few astronauts on the moon talking about life and trying to cope with the destruction of Earth and the inevitable depletion of their oxygen reserves.

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