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[–]tonyvila 125 points126 points ago

Taters gonna tate.

[–]thewalrusispaul 10 points11 points ago

Fellators gonna fellate.

[–]RapersGonnaRape 22 points23 points ago

...

[–]thisnotanagram 15 points16 points ago

[–]thatwhatisnot 2 points3 points ago

I read this as "Slater"..so I was expected sone Saved by the Bell action. Disappointment soup for dinner tonight.

[–]j_oz12 3 points4 points ago

Velociraptors gonna velociraptate

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

I was trying to figure out how you would shorten this. First thought was "Raptors gonna rape"....

[–]tnb641 1 point2 points ago

'raptors gonna rate....

[–]SoberOneKenobi 3 points4 points ago

Raptors gonna rapt?

[–]tnb641 1 point2 points ago

Works better, but still doesn't work right. Guess there's just no way for Raptors to be. ....their extinction makes a lot of sense now.

[–]FOUR_YOLO 4 points5 points ago

relaters can agree with this

[–]mr_sir2012 5 points6 points ago

This is exactly what the title should have been.

[–]machomike22 1 point2 points ago

How do you not think of that?

[–]BwasseR 4 points5 points ago

Masturbators gonna masturbate

[–]tonyvila 21 points22 points ago

'baters gonna 'bate.

[–]MinecraftHardon 17 points18 points ago

GO AWAY! BATIN'!

[–]RealHealthier 7 points8 points ago

It's what plants crave!

[–]peace_off 2 points3 points ago

Tomatoes gonna tomate.

[–]taynn2012 2 points3 points ago

Alligators gonna Alligate

[–]tonyvila 0 points1 point ago

Gators gonna gate.

[–]themasecar 4 points5 points ago

maters gonna mate

[–]tailgrab 4 points5 points ago

skaters gonna skate

[–]reddums 19 points20 points ago

Procrastinators gonna finish this later.

[–]CaptainTaters 1 point2 points ago

Yes we will

[–]tonyvila 1 point2 points ago

And we thank you for your service, Captain.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 33 points34 points ago

This made me unreasonably happy.

[–]slow56k 28 points29 points ago

Boil em mash em stickeminastew

[–]This1s4Reimer 14 points15 points ago

POTATOES_GONNA_POTATE_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]IWantToTouchYourButt 0 points1 point ago

i feel like i never see him anymore and i am sad

[–]zyenide 8 points9 points ago

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

Good use of Jurassic Park.

[–]rachelspeaking 1 point2 points ago

gosh... ytmnd was like my first exposure to internet communities. so many good times had.

[–]Citadel_97E 4 points5 points ago

Shouldn't it be Potaters?

[–]whatremains 4 points5 points ago

Now with music!

Edit: Don't go clicking next if you suffer from epilepsy.

[–]alienbringer 5 points6 points ago

Their dance reminds me of the Rejected short.

[–]Apocol0id 1 point2 points ago

Yaaay! Hawhaw!-
Woooaaaghhahh!!

[–]instantderp 2 points3 points ago

What's taters, eh?

[–]slow56k 2 points3 points ago

Precious

[–]Schimmel 2 points3 points ago

I was listening "My Generation" from The Who, while watching this. It´s hilarious!

[–]metropolisprime 2 points3 points ago

I've been on Keto for two weeks. This upsets me.

[–]Blainyrd 2 points3 points ago

Don Hertzfelt?

[–]anzo_ 2 points3 points ago

[–]phlegminist 1 point2 points ago

Original source posted by the creator: http://youtu.be/--NkJGD9Umk

Edit: It makes me sad when a YouTube repost has so many more views than the original.

[–]Duhh233 0 points1 point ago

[–]disl0cated 1 point2 points ago

Dude on the right is teabagging like a pro.

[–]beatski 1 point2 points ago

the one on the left is a pear

[–]jfizzle232 0 points1 point ago

...jessi?... treyton?

[–]hehehehahahaha 0 points1 point ago

Lovers wana love....

[–]smokyexe 1 point2 points ago

You know what? I'm really enjoying this little gif.

[–]fonshizzle 0 points1 point ago

Gators gonna gait.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 0 points1 point ago

I'm just glad it's real potatoes and not the awful meme.

[–]ashmo_17 1 point2 points ago

I say this every time someone says haters gonna hate. It's like a reflex and I always get shit for it. Once again... Reddit understands.

[–]Beefourthree 0 points1 point ago

Alligators gonna alligate.

[–]NOYOUWHY 1 point2 points ago

Raters gonna rate but i aint no hater so ill save my downvotes for later

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

See this link is the moment I realized I am wasting my life.

[–]Nice_place 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man, I'm feeling shitty right now and this made me chuckle.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

godamn adorable.

[–]Sirgustavo9 -1 points0 points ago

mates gon' mate

[–]IbanezHand 0 points1 point ago

[–]killalotx 0 points1 point ago

The potato to the left seems like he's doing this dance because the other is doing it, not really knowing what's going on... :-)

[–]victordavion 0 points1 point ago

The first is a pear, the second is an avocado, and the third is an egg.

I don't get what's going on.

[–]LadderAnxiety 0 points1 point ago

even potatoes can dance better than me

[–]singingbeauty126 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh more than I care to admit.

[–]ForgotMyself 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit! That's an egg on the right.

[–]leblanck 0 points1 point ago

That's potatable.

[–]Hypoallergenic_Robot 0 points1 point ago

the "potato" on the left looks like a pear.

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly an urge to play TF2

[–]shln98 1 point2 points ago

TOMATOES GOING TO MATE.

[–]JakeBloom -1 points0 points ago

It isn't "Potaters" It's potatoes. So how does a potato potate? That makes no sense.

[–]Exit_Only 0 points1 point ago

Potato on the left is going Gangnam.

[–]Mr_Ected 1 point2 points ago

I imagine this is the shit Redditors will pass around via email when we reach middle-age.

[–]CptHaddock 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I have this link.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Poopers gonna poop.

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Tomatoes gonna tomate.

[–]kelsaapwn 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea how perfect this is with the song I had playing when I clicked it.

[–]klaq 0 points1 point ago

the one in the middle is doing the mash potato

[–]welmoe 0 points1 point ago

This made my day!

[–]e-wrecked 0 points1 point ago

My ANUS is bleeding...

[–]Poppenjay 0 points1 point ago

I watched this with the Tom Jones video playing in another window. worked surprisingly well

[–]Atom_Smasher 0 points1 point ago

But that's boogying, not potating!

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

that third one cant dance for shit

[–]huntrguy102 0 points1 point ago

this made me laugh

[–]DerkERRJobs 0 points1 point ago

This song was playing in my Disney playlist when I opened this gif. I sat there and watched it, because it fit so perfect. Until shit started getting instense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-FUcrQhTBY

[–]strawberryfield4ever 0 points1 point ago

I think it would have been tators gunna tate

[–]jimmypopali 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why this gif doesn't include the double foot tap.

[–]starktor 0 points1 point ago

Do alligators alligate?

[–]PoisonvilleKids 0 points1 point ago

Not in my anus they aint!

[–]NueDumaz 0 points1 point ago

...and taters gunna po-tate.

WAT-the???...........TATERS IN MY FACE!

[–]SmurfLovesNuts 1 point2 points ago

Don't be silly; those are clearly eggs.

[–]ike4077 0 points1 point ago

Alligators gona alligate

[–]jumpingmario -1 points0 points ago

If grinder gonna gyrate, oranges gonna orate, pumpkin gonna pomegranate ?

[–]gamebrian789 -2 points-1 points ago

Taters gonna Tate?

[–]LittleHam 0 points1 point ago

I just love this!