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[–]Sir_Kegglesworth 71 points72 points ago

During the Holocaust, Danish ferrymen would subtly give Nazi "Jew-finding" dogs cocaine to kill their sense of smell. If I recall correctly, they'd carry an inconspicuous rag coated in cocaine and dried rabbit's blood. They would hide Jewish evacuees below deck, and when the boats were inspected by Nazis with dogs, the ferrymen would pull out the rag. This would sabotage the search and allow the ferryman to carry the Jews safely to Sweden.

[–]realmodzzzz 30 points31 points ago

I learned that from number the stars.

[–]viper9172 2 points3 points ago

Good book

[–]realmodzzzz 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it is one of my favorite books..

[–]danrennt98 13 points14 points ago

I do this to hide the heroin on my boat.

[–]lisabadcat 5 points6 points ago

I do this to stow away on his heroin boat.

[–]chazmotic 2 points3 points ago

You know cops get the dogs hooked to train them, right? Like today, not on Titanic 100 years ago.

[–]DonMasta 21 points22 points ago

Pup ain't lyin ... it's some good shit

[–]distopiandoormatt 5 points6 points ago

He fucking loves cocaine.

[–]FOUR_YOLO 1 point2 points ago

looks like his eyes are just rattling around in his head

[–]Generous_Taco -1 points0 points ago

Your name.. It's dangerous

[–]AEIOU_occasionallyY 2 points3 points ago

Special K-9

[–]TheThingToSay 1 point2 points ago

I've heard that if drug-sniffer dogs get even a tiny bit of cocaine on their nose that it could kill them...is that true?

[–]catchthewheel 3 points4 points ago

Probably not. They wouldn't be terribly useful if that was the case. Plus, most paper money is contaminated by cocaine, and I've seen a dog eat a dollar bill and come out fine.

[–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. I thought maybe there was some truth to it because their noses are more sensitive than ours and they are physically smaller with a faster beating heard (I assume)...good point though.

[–]analconnection 0 points1 point ago

Have you read the top rated comment? It says that cocaine kills their sense of smell.

[–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

I had not, but good to know.

[–]Rastafaerie 0 points1 point ago

It won't kill them but it will kill their sense of smell for a while, thus rendering them useless for sniffing out any more drugs.

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

I woke up. I found her. That's all I know.

[–]RJLupin2 1 point2 points ago

This is the type of things my grandma sends me through her yahoo email address.

[–]ThatsMisterDickToYou 2 points3 points ago

Brian in Family Guy did this I think...

[–]AEIOU_occasionallyY 2 points3 points ago

You don't think, you know.

[–]ThatsMisterDickToYou 0 points1 point ago

Rumbled...

[–]XAMOTA 1 point2 points ago

Everyone, this is Tina!

[–]SoapSamich -1 points0 points ago

This isn't advice animals. Get this shit off here.

[–]Decyde -3 points-2 points ago

One day someone will challenge drug sniffing dogs as they have a history of substance abuse while growing up ;p

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

I can't tell if he's fixed from that picture.

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[–]Vissy 0 points1 point ago

Brian?

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

Facebook?

[–]Akira_kj 1 point2 points ago

Yah a reddit repost that ended up on facebook then is reposted again on reddit... what is this place recomming!!!?!

[–]Kellianne -1 points0 points ago

I get so confused.

[–]RHowenstein -4 points-3 points ago

I haven't really seen a comment thread just starting on a photo. I guess it takes time for the witty redditors to show up

[–]garychencool -3 points-2 points ago

Now I'm sad

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

I know I barely remember my first trip to MIA.

[–]HackDaPlanet 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQN7WPleL9o

[–]Tsunami3000 0 points1 point ago

I thought that movie was hilarious when i was younger, i am afraid to watch it with the sense of humor I have now. just so i can remember it being good, like when i watched warriors of virtue again.... oh god...just...so..bad

[–]supermonkey1313 -2 points-1 points ago

And the suitcase was confiscated and the guy went on a killing spree. It's extremely creepy, but less NSFW than it sounds.

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]WaldosBrother -5 points-4 points ago

Hope it wasn't bath salts.