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[–]aurosan 1534 points1535 points ago

Can't believe this is already on Reddit! I actually work for the organization that appeared on this segment, we're trying to get shelter animals adopted by having better pictures taken for them.

You can check it out at picsforpets.org

EDIT: Thanks for upvoting this guys! If you want to find this particular dog a home his profile is here

[–]darenw 411 points412 points ago

You are a great social media strategist...

[–]theBMXbandit 557 points558 points ago

Yessss . . . give her the squirmy one . . . then watch my plan unfold. . .

[–]aurosan 115 points116 points ago

Submit that to r/KarmaConspiracy. It's a good one.

[–]realbutter 57 points58 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy

For the lazy

[–]nbrennan 16 points17 points ago

Who's going to start r/forthelazy?

[–]redpandaeater 65 points66 points ago

I would, but I'm too lazy.

[–]zidane33 6 points7 points ago

So meta..

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 4 points5 points ago

17 karma for one /, not a bad profit.

[–]realbutter 4 points5 points ago

You think it's just that easy?! I just add a simple / and get karma!!? I had to copy and paste as well!

[–]aurosan 13 points14 points ago

I was going to post it myself, someone beat me to it.

Thanks discophunk!

[–]Hummer77x 86 points87 points ago

I just downloaded the app, love the concept, but if I can add a suggestion, you should have something so you can organize what has already been submitted by shelter/area. I know the point is to share the pictures regardless, but if I live in Pennsylvania and share a picture of a dog in Texas the odds of someone seeing it and then adopting it would be kinda low. But if I could narrow it down to like, Pennsylvania shelters, the odds of someone seeing it after sharing, going to that shelter thats in driving distance for them and adopting it would be higher, I'd imagine.

[–]aurosan 69 points70 points ago

Thank you for the feedback! That's actually a great idea.

This is the first time we've ever tackled this kind of app so we're looking to constantly improve on the model. We want to make sure these animals are getting adopted.

[–]BlackHippyTDE 35 points36 points ago

i wish my job was working with puppies

[–]crystalruth 25 points26 points ago

Love animals too. Happy to go to picsforpets.org if it means rescuing this adorableness from the clutches of Kathie Lee.

[–]cellae 11 points12 points ago

That's really great! I've been trying to find a siamese kitty to save as a gift for my mother, who has longed for one for several years. The adoption/humane society sites all really have super depressing photos, and tend to label any cat with light-colored fur as siamese. The hunt's been on-going for 6 months now!

[–]la_gataneja 10 points11 points ago

Have you tried a Siamese breed rescue group? You might have a bit more luck there than with the more traditional humane societies, although breed-specific groups might not be as conveniently located.

I think Life With Siamese Cats has a list, but Google seems to dig up quite a few. Maybe there will be some near you? Similarly, you could try getting in contact with reputable Siamese breeders in your area, as they might have a lead on a cat or two that might need a new home--not all abandoned cats go to shelters or humane societies (as evidenced by Craigslist and other classified sites). Some breeders will take back cats if the owners can't care for them any more (sometimes it will be specified in the sales contracts) so they might be worth chatting with even if you prefer not to buy a kitten.

[–]southnole 42 points43 points ago

I'm usually the asshole here but i love animals. Good luck. upvote

[–]iliketurtl3s 8 points9 points ago

GGG southnole - knows when not to be an asshole

[–]jesusinabottle 18 points19 points ago

Technically, it should just be GG southnole, as GGG southnole implies "Good Guy Greg southnole", and that just sounds silly doesn't it?

[–]IronTek 12 points13 points ago

Typo on the front page of that site:

Just by taking and sharing a great picture of a shelter animal, you can DOUBLE it's chance...

its.

Sorry to be that guy, but I'm doing it for the sake of the animals! ;-)

[–]superherocostume 7 points8 points ago

They need you at the shelter I used to work at. I loved it there and would take my own pictures with the DSLR but the people who actually got the pictures on the website used a crappy old kodak point and shoot or their phones. The photos on the website suck, all the animals look derpy or bleary or something.

[–]ZenoDM 842 points843 points ago

Doesn't count; puppies have the sole intention at all times of dropping themselves on their own heads.

[–]Nenbran 286 points287 points ago

This is absolutely true. And not just restricted to puppies. Ask my 13 y/o beagle.

[–]polygynous 411 points412 points ago

Not just restricted to Dogs, ask my daughter.

[–]IndubENTably 214 points215 points ago

Not just restricted to daughters, ask my phone.

[–]e7TopHat 120 points121 points ago

Not just restricted to phones, ask my penis.

[–]Se7en_speed 164 points165 points ago

acceptable separation of penis and daughters achieved.

[–]dat_asshai 19 points20 points ago

But why?

[–]andytuba 26 points27 points ago

Because we don't want to end up like violentacrez.

[–]mr_lostman 9 points10 points ago

I don't want to know... but I want to know...

[–]e7TopHat 17 points18 points ago

Never woken up in the morning with a boner, go pee, go back to fall on your bed and land on your penis? lol

[–]Have_A_Nice_Fall 244 points245 points ago

Nice try Casey Anthony...

[–]Hayman68 26 points27 points ago

Relevant Username?

[–]lily1346 4 points5 points ago

Especially babies. Babies effing LOVE to attempt to dive out of your arms. I think it's because their heads are so heavy, but they're also torn because they want to sit up by themselves.

[–]Charm_City_Charlie 28 points29 points ago

My 2-year old minpin still occasionally misjudges the distance to the couch and jumps headfirst into the front of it.
Still funny every time.

[–]lipsheutz 5 points6 points ago

Puppies are squirmy slippery things.

[–]xmuffinmanx 331 points332 points ago

Puppies are VERY durable

[–]joshyoshie 180 points181 points ago

i have yet to see one that says 'dry-clean only'

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 87 points88 points ago

Or one that says "do not eat"

[–]joshyoshie 76 points77 points ago

it must not translate well into Korean

[–]crookedcain 23 points24 points ago

"Sautee with fried rice"

[–]alphawolfgang 1807 points1808 points ago

correct title, "Puppy leaps from Kathie Lee's arms, tumbles cutely"

and to a lot of the comments just below...... wat...

[–]Loiathal 926 points927 points ago

Puppy response: "It's all good. I'm fine here."

Obligatory Edit: Figures that a puppy thought comment would be my highest voted comment.

[–]scottay2hottay 1079 points1080 points ago

YOU DROPPED ME BUT I STILL LOVE YOU

[–]Loiathal 576 points577 points ago

I PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE

[–]PittsburghStruK 525 points526 points ago

NOW COME DOWN HERE AND SCRATCH MY BELLY

[–]audioverb 590 points591 points ago

OOPS I POOPED

[–]DecryptedGaming 426 points427 points ago

YOU GONNA EAT THAT

[–]EHoffman922 304 points305 points ago

WANNA SPLIT IT?

[–]bravoredditbravo 170 points171 points ago

ACTUALLY NO, TOUCH IT AND DIE

[–]garychencool 114 points115 points ago

YOU STILL WANT SOME?

[–]aaronschool2 53 points54 points ago

NEVER MIND I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED. WANNA PLAY?

[–]wizardbrigade 244 points245 points ago

YOU DROPPED ME BUT... hehehe, upvote!
I PROMISE NOT TO... hehehe, upvote!
NOW COME DOWN HERE... hehehe, upvote!
OOPS I... hehehe, upvote!
YOU GONNA EAT... hehe... heh... ಠ_ಠ

[–]JadeDragoness 31 points32 points ago

This one made me laugh harder than all the other comments, which just got a giggle. lmao

[–]kmccririe 6 points7 points ago

Still upvotes

[–]mrgrm00 20 points21 points ago

[–]gnik000 24 points25 points ago

Peter that's a stapler.

[–]BVFortuitus 24 points25 points ago

wat

[–]Loiathal 47 points48 points ago

WHERE'S THE DOOR, I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE

[–]bottle_cap 21 points22 points ago

Now its a canadian puppy?

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 21 points22 points ago

eh?

[–]Overdue_bills 5 points6 points ago

Sorry?

[–]danno1769 13 points14 points ago

The other dogs are running scared

Black dog "Run shes crazy and is trying to kill us all!"

[–]ItsBobsledTime 39 points40 points ago

Kathie Lee scores touchdown, spikes puppy?

Edit: correct first name

[–]wadech 16 points17 points ago

He certainly seems fine with it.

[–]ONinAB 10 points11 points ago

I'm a cat person, but this is one thing I love about dogs.

[–]waggle238 33 points34 points ago

That's the cool thing about dogs, they actually have emotions

[–]Z0idberg_MD 1 point2 points ago

"How are you"

What's your operating number?

[–]masters1125 248 points249 points ago

It is known that puppies keep all of their mass in their heads and that they are also heavily padded. Puppies will ram heads with each other in the wild to show dominance and cuteness.

[–]cangetenough 264 points265 points ago

WELCOME TO PUPPY FACTS!

[–]drunk_politics 192 points193 points ago

If someone spammed my phone with puppy facts...I'd probably be okay with it.

[–]steviesteveo12 70 points71 points ago

YOU HAVE OPTED IN TO PUPPY FACTS!

[–]Ag-E 29 points30 points ago

Fuck yah, best non-decision I've made all day.

[–]KillerCujo53 4 points5 points ago

To stop receiving random puppy facts please text the word STOP to 1-800-cat-fact

[–]j9d2 55 points56 points ago

Puppies are born blind, deaf, and toothless.

[–]GoddamnedColleen 54 points55 points ago

In addition, their ears and eyes remain visibly closed for a week or a few weeks until their vision and hearing are more developed.

Source: I grew up in a puppy wonderland.

[–]from_the_sidelines 81 points82 points ago

Source: I grew up in a puppy wonderland.

I want to go to there.

[–]annoyedgrunt 113 points114 points ago

So they are like my grandma?

[–]RapersGonnaRape 31 points32 points ago

I don't think puppies bang your granddad.

EDIT: Maybe your granddad bangs puppies.

[–]gnarledrose 11 points12 points ago

Like stuffing a marshmallow into a piggy bank.

[–]Suuperdad 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure neither does his grandma

[–]Mybrainmelts 2 points3 points ago

relevant username is relevant

[–]nadrewod 21 points22 points ago

I would want this, especially if every fact came with a picture.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points26 points ago

SLAM

"I'm demonstrating cuteness!"

[–]Cormophyte 13 points14 points ago

It is known, khaleesi.

[–]fiatluxs4 5 points6 points ago

It is known.

[–]InconvenientBoner 21 points22 points ago

correct title, "Puppy leaps from Kathie Lee's arms, tumbles cutely"

"Puppy leaps from Kathie Lee's arms, has ruff landing"

FTFY

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 15 points16 points ago

It's a good thing puppies are like young children, meaning they are basically made of rubber, and can be dropped from a height near enough to ensure terminal velocity, with little to no ill effect.

[–]deathapples 187 points188 points ago

Fox News headline: "Liberal Media Abuses Puppies"

[–]HighSpeed556 113 points114 points ago

Liberal Media Headline: "Romney wants to cut out puppy adoptions."

[–]JoeFish5 35 points36 points ago

Liberal Media Headline: "Romney wants to cut out puppy abdomens." FTFY

[–]WhyteHouseCasino 11 points12 points ago

FACT: Romney has put the family dog on top of the car during a road trip.

FACT: Obama has eaten the family dog while growing up in Indonesia.

[–]91ttz 548 points549 points ago

It doesn't look like she "dropped it on its head". It looks like it tried jumping out of her arms and she couldn't hold onto it. Even still it didn't fall on its head, it just tipped over upon landing. The puppy is fine.

[–]chirisu 664 points665 points ago

Tomorrow: PETA condemns Kathie Lee for brutally flinging a puppy across the room.

[–]ThrobinWigwams 257 points258 points ago

And then make a game about it.

[–]Veora 143 points144 points ago

that costs $10k and then puts down a few more animals to pay for it.

[–]locobanya 39 points40 points ago

Totally justifiably, of course. Sacrificing the few for the welfare of the many and all that.

[–]goodguynextdoor 3 points4 points ago

Day 1 DLC, cat.

[–]NewbieWTF 59 points60 points ago

Tomorrow: PETA drops Kathie Lee on her head in the name of puppies.

[–]sig_kill 17 points18 points ago

I can't wait to play the game

[–]HaikuMaster88 2 points3 points ago

TOMORROW: Lady Gaga does nude handstands to raise awareness puppy head-dropping awareness

[–]Mr_Ect 4 points5 points ago

I'd like to see a puppy drop Kathie Lee on her head.

[–]Concussi0n 10 points11 points ago

"flinging"? She fucking threw it against the wall, the crazy bitch.

[–]cheerioz 6 points7 points ago

Puppies are very very durable.

[–]notanothercirclejerk 2 points3 points ago

Reddit beat them by a day. We are just as good as blowing things out of proportion as they are. Probably even a little better.

[–]sopunny2012 0 points1 point ago

PETA shitstorm inbound

[–]ArgyleRobot 64 points65 points ago

This does appear to be the standard method for puppies to place themselves back on the ground. Solid landing. 8/10.

[–]PenumbraIV 75 points76 points ago

Yeah you can see by the way it moves that it's a dog

[–]ThrobinWigwams 50 points51 points ago

What .. what sorcery is this?

EDIT: Since it seems people are missing it, it's the -1, not the different points.

[–]csm725 22 points23 points ago

I'm seeing it too.

[–]calamormine 8 points9 points ago

So... 6 upvotes?

[–]IntelligentBacteria 3 points4 points ago

It's happening.

[–]timothygruich 8 points9 points ago

I used this same excuse on my wife but pertaining to our 4 month old daughter... didn't work.

[–]Volcris 7 points8 points ago

I feel bad for both of them, looked like a simple case of puppies being puppies and I doubt Kathy Lee is a closet Michael Vick.

[–]TDmorty 100 points101 points ago

Dogs bones are like rubber when they are puppies, I'm fairly sure they are invincible. My roommates dog was thrown from a car on the highway by its previous owners and was fine save a few cuts. Shes 3 now and 100% healthy.

[–]alSeen 203 points204 points ago

That's why you give them rubber dog toys. They ingest the toys to replenish their bones.

[–]mericun 149 points150 points ago

I'm a veterinarian and I can confirm this.

[–]Corrosivecoke 46 points47 points ago

someone will read this and take it literially

[–]jelifah 46 points47 points ago

and they literally will spell check your comment...

[–]Corrosivecoke 16 points17 points ago

thanks professor

[–]RandoAtReddit 19 points20 points ago

You're welcome, Gilligan.

[–]CrimsonSun99 2 points3 points ago

...did they even ever make it off that damn island?

[–]nanowerx 5 points6 points ago

Well, I won't believe for one second that this person is a veterinarian!

[–]thatguywhodrinks 103 points104 points ago

Love the reaction of the lady on the left

[–]skawhirl 59 points60 points ago

That's Hoda, her co-host. Err, maybe Kathie is the co-host. Either way, they host together.

[–]Benoit-Balls 36 points37 points ago

Hodor?

[–]gudnbluts 28 points29 points ago

Hodor.

[–]Tx3089 222 points223 points ago

So.......................................................................... You don't know.

[–]lXaNaXl 16 points17 points ago

Ignore the downvotes. That comment was awesome.

[–]Tx3089 44 points45 points ago

I will risk receiving more downvotes and take this opportunity to say thank you and have a nice day!

[–]firerod0302 15 points16 points ago

The black pup: MY TURN!

[–]Ghosted19 93 points94 points ago

This ladies and gentleman is exactly why you give the puppy segment first dibs, otherwise you get a Kathy Lee three sheets to the wind tossing puppies like horseshoes.

[–]cdcformatc 32 points33 points ago

There is such a small time window between when she wakes up and when she is drunk though.

[–]MrGulio 7 points8 points ago

Dear Jesus where is Shitty Water Color

[–]playslikepage71 0 points1 point ago

THIS! This is what I came here expecting the top comment to be. The crazy thing is that she drinks an impressive amount on the air. What about the commercial breaks where she's doing tequila shooters with Matt Lauer?

[–]rulerofthekittehs 13 points14 points ago

Dropping a puppy is like dropping a baby. If you show it affection right after it forgets about the pain and doesn't sulk. TL;DR I dropped my little brother this morning.

[–]Colonbruiser 48 points49 points ago

Dogs don't seem to know what gravity is.

[–]ThisIsAsinine 16 points17 points ago

I doubt Kathy Lee does either.

[–]Rukoo 18 points19 points ago

False, the mirror and the need for plastic surgery make her full aware of the effects of gravity.

[–]SettinBootyTraps 104 points105 points ago

Have another glass of wine...

[–]theBMXbandit 85 points86 points ago

I'd be drunk if I had to be Kathy Lee every day too.

[–]IntenseDVDA -1 points0 points ago

I'd be drunk if I had to be in Kathy Lee every day too.

[–]Lobstaman 22 points23 points ago

It was just after 10 AM, she was likely on her 3rd glass of Pino Grigio.

She can't function until she's had 4 glasses. Give her a break folks.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 7 points8 points ago

She had a case of the 10:15 shakes.

[–]Ericgzg 40 points41 points ago

Right in front of Barrack Obama, no less.

[–]yergrammerizhorrable 39 points40 points ago

Go home, Kathie Lee. You're drunk.

[–]El_Tejon 12 points13 points ago

She's like the drunk aunt that tries to hold babies

[–]zipko 23 points24 points ago

Looks fine, nothing I haven't done to a baby or two.

[–]shoesh 25 points26 points ago

[–]Qaatux 28 points29 points ago

That's not a gif silly! That's a video!

[–]thou_liest 24 points25 points ago

Funny, I've never seen her drop a glass of wine...

[–]steelerfan1973 14 points15 points ago

She didnt drop it it was leaping to safety!

[–]typewritermcrevenue 14 points15 points ago

Ehh, what are you gonna do. If NBC let you drink on the air as much as Kathie Lee and Hoda, you would drop puppies on their heads too.

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 10 points11 points ago

She was probably 3 glasses of wine deep at this point.

[–]tomgreen99200 4 points5 points ago

KATIE KATIE, will you hold my baby?!

[–]ThePhail 4 points5 points ago

In her defense... She didnt drop it. It pushed itself out of her arms, she wouldnt have much of a chance of doing anything. Now downvote me, I dont really care

[–]skippysqueaz 7 points8 points ago

Well guess that is what happens after a couple bottles of wine.

[–]DruePhoenix 10 points11 points ago

Puppies are made of rubber and teflon.

[–]kiddicus 3 points4 points ago

The puppy is still smarter.

[–]sometimesijustdont 3 points4 points ago

The puppy knew it was about to get eaten.

[–]Elbatcho 3 points4 points ago

She was drunk, have you seen how much booze the put away on that show

[–]ofsinope 1 point2 points ago

Puppies are made of rubber

[–]jaded_gal05 1 point2 points ago

Okay, let's tar & feather Kathy Lee Gifford all because she couldn't hold onto a squirming fighting puppy.....

That makes sense. Don't try to act like this hadn't happened to some of you.....

[–]Mauman92 3 points4 points ago

If it had been a bottle of wine, she would have never dropped it.

[–]blah_blah_blacksheep 3 points4 points ago

In all fairness, the dog was probably just trying to get away. It is Kathie Lee Gifford, ya know.

[–]g0nny 3 points4 points ago

Four days ago, a Dog fell of a pedestal and died in the german live-tv-show "Wetten, dass". The dog's 22 y/o owner sat in the audience. This little guy is luckier.

[–]fattyre 3 points4 points ago

That's what happens when you start drinking at 9 am.

[–]Arka48x 9 points10 points ago

Puppies like to squirm. Sometimes they wiggle out of your arms and fall. My dog straight up dove into the concrete jaw first and was perfectly fine when she was a puppy. If the dog and stayed down i'd have been concerned but just like a kid if they don't see themselves bleeding they are fine.

[–]MarbleXIII 7 points8 points ago

Anyone who's held an animal would know that it wasn't dropped. The puppy jumped down.

[–]LiquidEnvy 5 points6 points ago

She threw that puppy on THE GROUND

[–]kungfu_kickass 4 points5 points ago

Good thing puppies are made of, like, gak. Pretty durable in almost all situations. 99% sure the puppy didn't know anything of import happened. Wag wag wag.

[–]urkiddingrite 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure if she's been drinking this morning or if she's still drunk from last night.

[–]ohwhatohwow 4 points5 points ago

To make things clear, mainly for myself, I am not upvoting puppies being dropped on their heads, I'm upvoting Kathy Lee Gifford being a complete schmuck.

[–]Blitzwire 0 points1 point ago

And after all that, immediate rebound and wagging tail.

Cats would have fucked you up.

[–]Kyoni 0 points1 point ago

Is PETA going to make a game about the Today Show now?

[–]comcamman 0 points1 point ago

Begin the witchhunt

[–]dyktg25 0 points1 point ago

The Today Show = Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens

The Quest for Ratings......

[–]afwhitty 1 point2 points ago

Winston "Muthafuckin'" Churchill

[–]markycapone 2 points3 points ago

anyone who hasn't done that, has never owned a puppy.

[–]Ian_Terry 1 point2 points ago

correct title,
"OP advertises false animal abuse on a liberal website in order to take advantage of karma,
a points system which is made up."

[–]senorbolsa 2 points3 points ago

The best part is it came right back up to her.

[–]warmpita 2 points3 points ago

Kathie Lee drops a lot of things. Like talking about Martin Short's dead wife as if she is still alive and asking him what he does to keep a marriage like that fresh and long lasting.

[–]Vyni503 2 points3 points ago

I can't count the amount of times puppies have leaped out of my hands like that.

[–]mosler 2 points3 points ago

well i know what next weeks episode of "the soup"s clip of the week is going to be...

[–]squeekybuddha 2 points3 points ago

FFS, someone get that old lush off television.

[–]daleok 2 points3 points ago

If that had been a glass of wine, she would never have dropped it.

[–]PaleOfBucket 0 points1 point ago

oh tv, you never disappoint with your crew of fucking morons always at the ready to do something stupid.

[–]genitally_obese 2 points3 points ago

It's ok, she has a good excuse. She was just really really drunk.

[–]Kennethnoisewasser 2 points3 points ago

And yet another reason why that drunk bitch shouldn't be drinking red wine at 8 in the morning.

[–]ololcopter 2 points3 points ago

Word on the street is that she eats a live puppy each morning to stay young. You didn't hear it from me.

[–]scoobysam 2 points3 points ago

666 comments!? I must ruin this

[–]syyofazeroth 2 points3 points ago

That was clearly an accident but I still can't suppress the urge to punch her : /

[–]ellenstraub 2 points3 points ago

Dude seriously why the hell do they drink wine at ten in the morning.

[–]dragonsX3 2 points3 points ago

I spit all my food out and laughed way too hard and way too long at this.

[–]wee1020 4 points5 points ago

Link to video?

[–]TurdFurgis0n 4 points5 points ago

It's ok. Puppies bounce. -Things I learned from Earthworm Jim

[–]vunderkin 3 points4 points ago

I felt a shudder as every member of PETA gave birth to a litter of kittens all at once.

[–]frozen_beer 2 points3 points ago

The title should be "drunk bitch that has a million kids from millions of different fathers pile drives puppy."

[–]fluffyponyza 1 point2 points ago

I love how the lady on the side is all like "OMF THIS IS GOING ON YOUTUBE YO" and gets out the way