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[–]Veothrosh 520 points521 points ago

I have a pet bunny rabbit and i thought it would be a good idea to let him sleep in my bed one night. I wake up at 3am with a rabbit humping the shit out of my arm and little poop pellets EVERYFUCKING WHERE. also he literally ate my homework. I kid you not, that little fucker actually ate my homework. My teacher will never believe me.

[–]CloudEmperor[S] 314 points315 points ago

I had a pet rabbit aswell when i was a kid . Poor little fuck chew through a cable and got electrocuted. The smell of burning hair was just awfull , he lived though lucky bastard.

[–]idontremembermyuname 813 points814 points ago

hah: Burning hare.

[–]ruderabbit 285 points286 points ago

That's insensitive as fuck, bro.

Rabbits and hares are not the same. Cunt.

[–]mpavlofsky 135 points136 points ago

He shouldn't be so quick to hop to conclusions.

[–]mssmith92 91 points92 points ago

If you've got an alternative, I'm all ears.

[–]romanpieces 1 point2 points ago

These jokes aren't bunny!

[–]Draiko 1 point2 points ago

Hare tonic.

[–]Draziil 60 points61 points ago

If he's alive, he wasn't electrocuted, he was shocked. Electrocution always means death, that's the definition.

[–]irving47 16 points17 points ago

Ok, smarty-pants. What if he died, but was then revived???

[–]Draziil 5 points6 points ago

That would depend on your definition of "dead". Some people say being dead just means being unconscious while your heart has stopped and you're not breathing. That's why you hear all those stories of people being "dead" and coming back to life in an ER. Others say it's when all brain functions have stopped, at which point I believe it's impossible to revive someone.

[–]scragar 2 points3 points ago

It's not exactly impossible to revive the body of a person without a brain(permanent life support, but the body can continue to live), we just give up trying to preserve a body when the mind is too far beyond repair.

[–]FruitBatman 2 points3 points ago

Oh, that's called electrocushocktion.

[–]SixFootJockey 1 point2 points ago

Electrocution is death caused by electric shock, either accidental or deliberate. The word is derived from "electro" and "execution", but it is also used for accidental death. Wikipedia

If he was revived, then he hasn't been electrocuted - he experienced an electric shock.

[–]Beastface86 1 point2 points ago

How the hell you going to wake up dead?

[–]Dstanding 5 points6 points ago

Yup. Word is actually a portmanteau of "electric and "execution"

[–]gotnate 1 point2 points ago

Thomas Edison was a master marketeer!

[–]ElizaIsEpic 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for noticing this!

[–]ZebubXIII 6 points7 points ago

i had one too, one time my sister got too close to it and the son of a bitch bit the shit out of her nose, she bled all over the place. Unfortunately my mom left him out in the backyard unsupervised and he ran away, that or she fed him to us idk.

[–]NoNeedForAName 5 points6 points ago

Rabbits will eat fucking anything. I had one that ate an entire leather belt (except for the buckle) over a fairly short period of time.

[–]DirtyChickenBones 5 points6 points ago

Mine ate everything exept the stuff he was supposed to eat. He loved newspapers, though.

[–]renotime 4 points5 points ago

My Jack Russell Terrier did this once too.

Never went behind the TV ever again.

[–]jcarlsoniv -5 points-4 points ago

If he lived, then, by definition, he was not electrocuted.

Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine.

[–]EncasedShadow 26 points27 points ago

Its odd. Most definitions limit it to kill, but Google includes injure as well.

edit: Sorry, didn't mean to pour on the hate. I was genuinely curious if electrocute was limited to death. I've had people tell me they drowned and can't figure out why I get irked. Totally see where you're coming from!

[–]Mikuro 4 points5 points ago

I think this is a case where the word was misused so much that it became a secondary definition. Language is a matter of consensus in the end.

Pretty sure as recently as a decade ago you would not have seen that in a dictionary. Could be wrong, though. And I just realized I no longer have easy access to any paper dictionaries. Huh.

[–]thou_liest 13 points14 points ago

So does the Oxford English Dictionary. So, uh, checkmate. The rabbit was electrocuted.

[–]Folseit 6 points7 points ago

So when does being shocked turned into being electrocuted.

[–]EncasedShadow 10 points11 points ago

I'd probably put it at the injury line.

Shuffling across carpet in socks, thats a shocking.

Black lightning char marks up your arm - electrocution.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain - elocution.

[–]Vsx 4 points5 points ago

When people used electrocuted incorrectly often enough that it grew to be accepted that it meant shocked rather than death by electricity.

[–]jcarlsoniv 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm, well my mistake then. Been under the impression that electrocution required death for a long time now (I think it was Merriam Webster dictionary ~10ish years ago).

TIL

[–]Alatar1313 7 points8 points ago

heh. electrocuted rabbits are your pet peeve

[–]Milkgunner 1 point2 points ago

My sisters rabbit loved my xbox controllers cords. Never touched the electric ones, only the ones to my controllers. I think it just wanted to fuck with me.

[–]m23snoopy31 0 points1 point ago

That instant karma....

[–]riggsinator 42 points43 points ago

My teacher in grade school had a dog and it got into her work stack and ate our homework before she could grade it. We all got A's on that assignment.

[–]mortaine 25 points26 points ago

My dog ate a student's homework once. I was so embarrassed.

[–]theodrixx 71 points72 points ago

People should stop writing their assignments on ham.

[–]rceaandtyhoius 17 points18 points ago

Hamwork.

[–]derptyherp -1 points0 points ago

Saying this aloud made me laugh much more than it should have.

[–]riggsinator 33 points34 points ago

I think it is one of the most hilarious occurrences that can happen.

Our teacher walked in and said, "Raise your hand if your dog ate your homework... Raise your hand if my dog ate your homework... All your hands should be raised..."

Nobody could tell if she was serious; she was.

[–]mortaine 6 points7 points ago

That's a pretty good way to deliver the news, on her part!

[–]CardboardHeatshield 9 points10 points ago

I've got news for you. Your teacher went out and got smashed on Saturday night instead of grading homework, and was too hungover to do it Sunday as well.

[–]riggsinator 3 points4 points ago

She went through a ton of trouble to bite up those papers, drool on them, and bother to bring them back in to class. Either way, she was dedicated to the story.

[–]-AC- 2 points3 points ago

No she actually used those as a pillow and threwup on them

[–]Devon64327 1 point2 points ago

My teacher handed back homework once that was covered in splashes of blood. It was pretty fucked up.

[–]riggsinator 0 points1 point ago

shlick shlick shlick shlick.... UH OH PERIOD TIME

[–]Republiken 29 points30 points ago

When I was young my dad always nagged at us to not to forget to put the modem cable away after we were done using the internet. My pet bunny could chew on it he said. The only one who ever forgot to put the cable away was of course my dad, and the bunny chewed it into eight even pieces.

Dad refused to buy a new cable and instead twisted the broken pieces of cable together himself. After that our internet connection worked much better than before.

[–]semajin 0 points1 point ago

after we where done

after we were done

Sorry, it's a curse and a curse.

[–]Republiken 8 points9 points ago

Sorry for that, english isn't my first language.

[–]YogurtShaker 8 points9 points ago

Get your rabbit fixed, litter training will be immensely easier and humping will go down considerably. My female rabbit only ever humps the male now when she gets really anxious,like on loping car trips when they're in the cage for too long (when moving into our new place for example, since they were in a pet carrier for the drive then locked in a cage for a full day at my parents while we got the house set up. Which is weird since they choose to be in their cage most of the day anyways, but I guess having the door closed is what bothers her, who knows). We also very rarely find poo pellets around the house anymore and only 1-2 puddles of pee per week make it out of the litter box. Just use pine bedding, then top it with Timothy hay for their litter box. Scoop poop into it so they realize that's where here supposed to go. /r/rabbits and a quick google search will also offer lots of helpful tips.

[–]sociallyawkwarddildo 11 points12 points ago

I was thinking of getting a bunny, but after this story I think I will pass.

[–]mount_eerie 22 points23 points ago

Just litter box train them and don't let them run around freely without some supervision. Rabbits are great!

[–]auntiecoagulant 15 points16 points ago

They make all kinds of rabbit proofing stuff too, like cord covers and sprays to keep them from gnawing on stuff. You may want to buy a Shop-Vac as well. I just wish I had done a little research before our bunny destroyed a third of my books, almost all of the baseboards, a cashmere sweater, mail, several bath mats, speaker wire and various other electrical cords, jeans, shoes, etc.

They also have a finicky digestive system, I won't go into detail but our rabbit ended up with several bladder stones from the poor diet we had been feeding her. Despite all the issues, we absolutely adore Bunsy! At least now I know what to do/not to do when or if we ever adopt another bun. TL;DR Rabbits can be a destructive force but they're great pets if you do it right!

[–]famousmadphilosopher 4 points5 points ago

They're fine, but unless you want to turn owning a rabbit into a lifestyle you can't let them run free. I keep mine penned in the kitchen with a wall of cardboard and build him awesome cardboard castles to play in. It's great fun (for me).

If you get a big enough food and water containers they're pretty low maintenance, which is great if you're young. You an leave them alone for a night to go get shitfaced and they won't chew your stuff or poop on your pillow.

[–]thats-a-repost 2 points3 points ago

Rabbits have an insane reproduction rate they spread like crazy.

This means in one season a single female rabbit can produce as many as 800 children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.

This is where "fucks like a rabbit" comes from.

[–]catchthewheel 1 point2 points ago

My cat ate my homework when I was younger. Only cat I've ever seen that ate paper.

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

Nope. F for you. >:(

Find a better excuse.

[–]QuickPhix 83 points84 points ago

This is the second rabbit-raping-cat-gif that I have seen in as many days.

[–]Luigilink32 117 points118 points ago

You might want to rethink your life a little.

[–]the_internet_clown 82 points83 points ago

don't fuck with the bunny or the bunny will fuck you

[–]nameless88 19 points20 points ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood, boy.

[–]eviltwinkie 8 points9 points ago

Dude rabbits dont need a reason to rape. Erryday is a good day to rape when you are a rabbit.

[–]Tony_fe 40 points41 points ago

Rabbits will hump anything and everything that moves. I shit you not, I had one when I was younger.

Your arm? Humped. Cat passing by? Humped. Remote control toy car? Humped. Motherfucker tried to hump his reflection in a mirror once, they're not exactly bright, just really horny animals.

[–]Jakio 26 points27 points ago

It's as if we could coin a phrase from it, "Reproducing like rabbits" or something similar.

[–]W0MB0C0MB0 11 points12 points ago

Friend: "So is he just saying, fuckbunnies?"

[–]falcorn_dota 0 points1 point ago

WHO ARE YOU

[–]ripper17 1 point2 points ago

It varies. I have bright and not very bright rabbits. One is always doing something with the purpose of trying to escape his large pen or to get something. The other wanders aimlessly until she's hungry or tired.

[–]andrethefaivre 157 points158 points ago

that rabbit's just trying to get some pussy

[–]Laser-circus 16 points17 points ago

[–]FeanutPucker 5 points6 points ago

That scared the living fuck out of me. My sound was apparently set to the highest. Fuck.

[–]Justwokeup 42 points43 points ago

Our children will rule the earth

[–]CloudEmperor[S] 62 points63 points ago

I for one wellcome our new cat-rabit overlords

[–]brad_harless2010 12 points13 points ago

/r/awwwtf thanks you

[–]HiImDan 65 points66 points ago

So, it turns out it is possible to rape the willing.

[–]summerof2010 7 points8 points ago

I don't get what you mean.

[–]HiImDan 24 points25 points ago

Both animals were trying to rape each other, implying both wanted to have sex.

Then again there's a big difference on position.

[–]summerof2010 35 points36 points ago

Oh, that makes sense. I just didn't think the cat was trying to get some. Looked to me like he was just being a general nuisance.

[–]vanman33 3 points4 points ago

This brings up an interesting question... If a guy tried to rape another guy and the would-be-victim responded by raping the attacker what happens? Is there such a thing as self defense rape?

[–]my_bitches_love_me 13 points14 points ago

Say you were about to engage in sex with a willing female. You drop your pants and she drops hers to reveal a massive throbbing dick that she rams up your asshole.

[–]kontan 17 points18 points ago

I'd wonder what I did to earn something so wonderful.

[–]summerof2010 4 points5 points ago

As a bi-sexual, pretty much this. Astonished, but pleased.

[–]MoodyThursday 24 points25 points ago

And that is how cabbits are made! http://i.imgur.com/AG1We.jpg

[–]clockwisecarrot 41 points42 points ago

Or rats

[–]bobthefish 4 points5 points ago

Does it turn into a spaceship? http://imgur.com/PJzaw

[–]PintoTheBurninator 9 points10 points ago

we had a pet bunny named blackjack that was litterbox trained and had free run of the house. He was a couple of years old and very sweet/docile. We adopted a second rabbit named bandit that had been returned to the pet store (he was full grown) and introduced him to Blackjack. The very first thing Bandit did was jump up on blackjack's head and start humping his face. Blackjack's response was to bite one of Bandit's nuts clean off. For the rest of the time we had him we called him 'old one nut'. He never humped blackjack again.

[–]Kogitsune 0 points1 point ago

I laughed.

[–]kossboss 16 points17 points ago

I had a rabbit and three cats and he would do this all the time. The cats were female and would have rabbit jiz all over them. It ended up the cats thought it was a game do they would hump him back. It was quite amusing to watch.

[–]gracefuliamnot 15 points16 points ago

You and I have very different senses of humor...

[–]galile0 20 points21 points ago

Cats murder bunnies on a daily basis.

[–]YEAHtaketheLemons 29 points30 points ago

Yeah. And now we know why.

[–]galile0 29 points30 points ago

Feline PTSD that's why.

[–]cleverlyannoying 5 points6 points ago

I was wondering what happened to I_RAPE_CATS.

[–]eghhge 4 points5 points ago

[–]rconnelly20 5 points6 points ago

surprise buttsex

[–]Falroy 2 points3 points ago

surprise buttsecks

[–]marsamHearts 21 points22 points ago

Why would the owner watch as his or her cat is getting raped?

[–]CrazyBunnyLady 88 points89 points ago

Because it isn't being raped. Rabbits hump to show dominance so even female rabbits do it. It's not actual sex.

[–]r0b0c0d 24 points25 points ago

Actually my sister had an intact male, and when it humped things it was about the sex. I have the sleeve stain to prove it.

Thing would go after the cat constantly, but she'd have none of it.

[–]CrazyBunnyLady 16 points17 points ago

Well yes, they hump during rabbit sexy time. :-)

I meant that humping as a dominance behaviour is not about sex.

[–]bareju 30 points31 points ago

TIL

[–]xbiggiesmallsx 10 points11 points ago

The only reason I trust you is your username.

[–]Cyanr 4 points5 points ago

TIL Rabbits teabag

[–]jaycatsby 3 points4 points ago

I don't doubt you, but my male rabbit used to ejaculate on everything.

[–]RogueEyebrow[!] 13 points14 points ago

Because it was hilarious, apparently.

[–]Evilllamas 5 points6 points ago

Cos it's hilarious. And it will teach the cat not to pick on the rabbit.

[–]JCelsius 4 points5 points ago

You could say he really got the hop on that cat.

[–]Ianuam 4 points5 points ago

Yeah my cats were TERRIFIED of my rabbits. Little albino bastards used to chase the cats each time they wanted to sunbathe outside. One wanted to hump the fuck out of the cats, the other just wanted to play. The cats disagreed with both of these plans, and were generally terrified of the whole situation.

[–]killextro 4 points5 points ago

"You have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission." - Patches O'Houlihan

[–]super_noodle 4 points5 points ago

Just yesterday I watched a rabbit run up to a cat in someone's yard and just beat the living fuck out of the cat. The rabbit then ran off, then came back for round two several minuets later to beat the shit out of the cat some more. After this the cat finally ran up a tree. I guess some are lovers and some are fighters. But either way rabbits are assholes.

[–]cdalmeida 22 points23 points ago

Rabbit

wat r u doin

rabbit

stahp

[–]Fantasticalism 2 points3 points ago

rabbit pls.

[–]iiredsoxii 21 points22 points ago

This sadly reminded me of myself on a date.

[–]xbiggiesmallsx 26 points27 points ago

Everyone knows you're not supposed to rape a cat on the first date.

[–]Nas-psu 3 points4 points ago

[–]Jaboomaphoo 5 points6 points ago

[–]chiablo 8 points9 points ago

I'm saving this for Easter.

I have a feeling the repost karma fairy will be especially kind to me that day.

[–]williambawesome 4 points5 points ago

Not if she visits me first

[–]bluefootedpig 9 points10 points ago

That cat is screwed!

[–]sneakycastro75 2 points3 points ago

Shhhhhhh...let it happen...

[–]ghryzzleebear 3 points4 points ago

" I'm sick of yo shit cat! Imma take this one outta yo ass..."

[–]gromath 2 points3 points ago

/r justiceporn

[–]SlickBusiness 0 points1 point ago

Did i just watch animal rape?

[–]bb0910 2 points3 points ago

The splayed out legs at the end really make the gif.

[–]YogurtShaker 2 points3 points ago

Our male rabbit used to chase our chihuahua around the house, trying to get some. She would definitely make it known that she was not ok with him, lots of growling and snapping but it never stopped him from trying. But once his hormones wore off (we got him very shortly after he was fixed) he lost the drive, and only occasionally humps our female bunny, leaves the dogs alone.

[–]DCskater42 2 points3 points ago

Ever think your pussy could get raped in the ass? Shit just got real...

[–]XCJacobs 2 points3 points ago

"Rabbit, yes! Rabbit yes! Rabb...Rabbit no!"

"Rabbit yes!"

[–]PoniesRBitchin 0 points1 point ago

... Why does Reddit like animals fucking so much?

[–]vintermann 14 points15 points ago

You tell us, PoniesRBitchin.

[–]3LITE 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, awesome!!

[–]Marduce 1 point2 points ago

Prison rape is an act of violence, everyone knows that.

[–]depotman -1 points0 points ago

Sex was so much easier back in the days before speech.

[–]Pennies_everywhere -1 points0 points ago

Watch out, bunnies don't fuck around. Wait...

[–]andywade84 -1 points0 points ago

my brother had a rabbit and a cat, they used to do it missionary :/

[–]TAC0001 0 points1 point ago

I like how they go from playing around to sexytime in less than a second.

[–]UnsureAbsolute 0 points1 point ago

They were just wrestling, mom. Promise.

[–]juandl13 0 points1 point ago

Curiosity killed the cat.

[–]TheProphesiedBrony 0 points1 point ago

Rabbit used Slam!

[–]jookie123 0 points1 point ago

the Wilfred method for establishing dominance!

[–]UOLATSC 0 points1 point ago

My coworkers are having a conversation nearby, and right as the rapin' started one of them, referring to another employee at the company, said, "Kitty's getting frustrated."

And I was like YEAH NO DUH.

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 1 point2 points ago

And that's where chinchillas come from...

[–]trumpet_23 0 points1 point ago

Haha, yeah, fuck cats!

[–]GorillaFate 0 points1 point ago

Was anyone else expecting the bunny to pull out a switchblade?

[–]Gougeru -1 points0 points ago

Man that's funny! Five years ago...

[–]csellykeplo 1 point2 points ago

wherever these animals are looks very dirty.

[–]Just_for_shits 2 points3 points ago

Bunny uses rape; it's super effective.

[–]UNKN -1 points0 points ago

Fucking rabbits, pun intended.

[–]robotortoise 0 points1 point ago

Video: Cat Bunny

...Whenever I need to smile, I just watch this video...

[–]abend954 0 points1 point ago

And THAT'S how the Kunny Catbit was born...

[–]WatdeeKhrap 0 points1 point ago

Christwire's point of view on the subject

I fucking love this website.

[–]Iannah 0 points1 point ago

dominance established.

[–]Mikyakman 0 points1 point ago

Wat.. A bunny rapes a cat!?

[–]thedjpwn-e 0 points1 point ago

You reposting bastard.......

[–]TheDroopy 1 point2 points ago

"You know why cats always howl when they have sex?"

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

the good ole counter rape.

[–]colkid543 0 points1 point ago

Perfect summary for anyone who has ever owned rabbits. My hand will never forget

[–]Raging_LadyBoners 1 point2 points ago

This isn't about actual mating, the rabbit is asserting its dominance. My female rabbit used to do it to my male cat whenever he started getting feisty.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

Was playing ps2 and it Said please reinsert Controller because the Benny had bit the cable over IN Real time rather then compile time

[–]CircumcisedShotgun 0 points1 point ago

Rape.

[–]ArmanFranco 0 points1 point ago

[–]Vacster 0 points1 point ago

Bad pussy*

[–]Qender 0 points1 point ago

This is how my rabbit lost his ear!

I had a rabbit that would try this on our cats, one of the cats got pissed and scratched his ear, it got infected and we took it to the vet, but the ear sort of came off except for a small shriveled hairless pink piece of it. So we had a rabbit with one big furry lop ear and one shriveled human looking ear.

And that's why you shouldn't let you rabbit hump your cats. That and the risk of Cabbits.

[–]Wavey1287 0 points1 point ago

Karma Kitty

[–]TheAmericanGinger 0 points1 point ago

I want one of the babies as my new pet

[–]guacamoleMONSTER 0 points1 point ago

So rape is funny now? Where was I for this announcement?

[–]digestedlime 1 point2 points ago

I used to have a few rabbits (and by a few I mean 40 something, fuckers wouldnt stop breeding and just lived in a nice set up in the backyard) probably the craziest shit ever. We had this one rabbit we named killer because he was a crazy motherfucker, he would do flying kicks at my dog and attack almost anything, he was a total alpha badass. The mom rabbit misty or some shit ended running off with 2 other wild rabbits later on. Our house would always be full of (litter trained) rabbits just everywhere you look youd see rabbits, except killer that bitch was crazy and had to stay outside (we eventually released him in the wild.) but anyway To continue the story of killer, he ended up getting loose one day and killing the neighbours cat while like 3 bystanders watched, he just kicked it in the head a bunch and stomped it out. So after that incident our rabbits were deemed unsafe and we had to get rid of them, so we put killer in the wild and sold or gave away all the others. Some crazy shit though, can never look at rabbits the same again.

[–]smeggba 0 points1 point ago

"I likes ya, and I wants ya" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9uo1ed-Lk

[–]ChaGz 0 points1 point ago

Bugs fucking Silvestre.

[–]IneptGuard 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like cute fuzzy animal rape to make me smile.

[–]plays-with-squirrels -1 points0 points ago

The rabbit reminds me of my dad when I was 5

[–]tinktj06 0 points1 point ago

Dat pussy

[–]iamabananaslug 0 points1 point ago

That is a lavender lop eared rabbit. I had one in my 5th grade class, and he humped too many little kids. I decided it was a good idea to offer to adopt him without telling my parents he was a humper. He proceeded to mate with my golden retriever's face for the next 5 years, until he died peacefully on a pile of shredded newspaper. RIP 'Bunny Planet'

[–]Sir_Smashing 0 points1 point ago

Rabbits gonna rabbit

[–]I1300C -1 points0 points ago

After reading through this, I never want a rabbit.

[–]bliss482 0 points1 point ago

Fuck

[–]InfamousCat 0 points1 point ago

So that's how pokemon are made

[–]PatMcRotch210 0 points1 point ago

Ha. Cat getting jack hammered by a rabbit. Classic

[–]HamHockShortDock 0 points1 point ago

wild RABBIT uses HUMP!

[–]Blocktd 0 points1 point ago

...Would their offspring be a... Cunty?

[–]saydbar 0 points1 point ago

What can ya say, little bunny likes it rough.

[–]Q-N-A-guy 0 points1 point ago

as an owner of a rabbit, from my understanding with the vet and friends, rabbits "hump" to show their dominance. the rabbit shows their dominance by humping on the other animal to let them know that they are the boss.

[–]theycallmebrodie 0 points1 point ago

You came into the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

[–]firstaccounttemp 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting one of them to start humping the other, or to see the bunny attack the cat. I got both, apparently.

[–]edwa6040 0 points1 point ago

hate fucked by a rabbit...classic

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

I just imagine that cute bunny saying, "Hey! Stop it cat! STAHP! If you don't stop I'm gonna rape you!"

[–]CokeCanNinja 0 points1 point ago

That cat got what was cumming to him.

[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

The cat:

"Hey! HEY! HEY, WTF... Alright, finish up, I guess..."

[–]2brnot2b 0 points1 point ago

Know what rhymes with rabbit? Rape.

[–]ShadowCow127 0 points1 point ago

The only time seeing a rabbit might make me cry...

[–]vaughandrix 0 points1 point ago

Surprised butt secks D:

[–]myxzyp 0 points1 point ago

pussy shot

[–]LadyDarkKitten 0 points1 point ago

Lol my 20 pound bull rabbit did this to my 20 pound wild cat! most hilarious misunderstanding ever. The cat was so confused!!

[–]goose90proof 0 points1 point ago

Tonight. You.

[–]duckalini 0 points1 point ago

Our rabbit humped the cat. The cat turned around and scratched his eye. We got the vet to remove it, he lived for years afterwards.

He also contracted some form of meningitis once and was spinning on the ground for ages. It was terrifying. Vet fixed that too. We spent thousands keeping that rabbit alive. He was too awesome to die.

[–]turtleMentor 0 points1 point ago

bunny has it right: make love not war!

[–]shutuptj_ 0 points1 point ago

Did I just watch a cat get raped.. by a rabbit? 0.o

[–]wumfi 0 points1 point ago

As an owner of rabbits and a cat, I can confirm two things. 1. Rabbits hump to show dominance (even female rabbits will hump other females!). 2. Rabbits will ALWAYS win against a cat. They can be bloody vicious!

[–]bbbobertson 0 points1 point ago

They don't say "fuck like rabbits" for no reason.

[–]NEPatsDynasty 0 points1 point ago

Better twist than a M Night Shaymalan movie.

[–]clickity-click 0 points1 point ago

when i was just a little boy, we had a rabbit and we named him Billy.

one day on our front porch we introduced Billy to our neighbor's rabbit.

within a space of 3 minutes, we found out Billy wasn't a boy.