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[–]LM2500 47 points48 points ago

My plan for next year:

  • buy pet macaque
  • name it "Out"
  • play some 80's hair metal
  • rock out with macaque Out
  • ???
  • profit

[–]djw13 2 points3 points ago

This guy right here is going places

[–]DickhardCain 20 points21 points ago

This is the only time my girlfriend will find macaque adorable.

[–]crustalmighty 9 points10 points ago

But your girlfriend says she always thinks macaque is adorable.

[–]DickhardCain 14 points15 points ago

You've got my girlfriend confused with your mother.

Edit: Disregard that, they're the same person.

[–]scumbag-reddit 2 points3 points ago

Macaque is really small

[–]ignoramus012 1 point2 points ago

This is strange... I've never seen macaque look like that before...

[–]MrChildren 10 points11 points ago

I've never really noticed Monkey's little nipples until right now. I mean I've seen Gorilla's nipples cause they are there, but these little bastards are usually covered in a healthy coat of fur. Nice nips little guy.

[–]chinaskiii 3 points4 points ago

My exact thoughts when I saw this picture.

[–]Echo-Whiskey 2 points3 points ago

"Gotta say bro, Macaque has some nice nips!"

[–]Justwokeup 5 points6 points ago

It's a little old man. Maybe they age backwards.

[–]wjpeacoc12 3 points4 points ago

Macaque Button? When a woman touches macaque button, things get hard.

[–]Matct 0 points1 point ago

He has a Simon Cowell hair thing going on here. http://www.gossipstories.com/wp-content/uploads/Simon-Cowell.jpg lol

[–]kazjol69 0 points1 point ago

[–]webrunner42 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/y5K56.jpg

Nooo! They don't thinks us cute! They make funs of us!

[–]chibitec 1 point2 points ago

my precious

[–]harlyboy 1 point2 points ago

Benjamin Button edition

[–]Veni_Vidi_Vici_24 1 point2 points ago

How does something look so old and so young at the same time?

[–]wintremute 1 point2 points ago

Dewey?

[–]zugtug 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Leonard Nemoy...

[–]frgrc334 0 points1 point ago

it's like a old man baby o3o

[–]tnubbins 0 points1 point ago

Holy monkey nipples.

[–]Shiverfox 1 point2 points ago

How is macaque pronounced? In my head I'm saying "mah cock".

[–]veryfinehat[S] 1 point2 points ago

Close, but more like 'muh-kak'

[–]slingbladerunner 0 points1 point ago

Second syllable rhymes with "yak"

[–]wjw75 0 points1 point ago

So we must look like giant pink babies to monkeys then.

[–]-bacon 0 points1 point ago

That is so weird! That Macaque looks just like my cock!

[–]iArsonist 0 points1 point ago

Hey, wanna pet macaque?

[–]tedbronson 0 points1 point ago

Mike Hawk.

I am a classy motherfucker.

Also, rum.

[–]bigolboat 0 points1 point ago

That looks like my grandpa.

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

Nice toupee!

[–]adamshute 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I love his hair! He's rocking a high and tight!

[–]rhinegold 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bonnet macaque (macaca radiata).

[–]swag_cannon 0 points1 point ago

This poor bastard has not aged well.

[–]slayerxvi 0 points1 point ago

Little fuckers, STOP STEALING MY FISHER BERRY SEEDS!

[–]SamCropper 0 points1 point ago

It looks likes Tyler, the Creator. Jus sayin'.

[–]AventinusCam 0 points1 point ago

He looks like my uncle Leroy, but with less hair.

[–]BrazilianRogue 0 points1 point ago

Benjamin Button macaque?

[–]mguddin 0 points1 point ago

dude has a flat top... badass...

[–]jhamika 0 points1 point ago

Macaque is looking small.

[–]EyeAmMoMo 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking more along the lines of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsqkGNn2ev8

[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an old military man.

[–]fdman 0 points1 point ago

I see thought in those eyes

[–]PatTheBaptist 0 points1 point ago

macaque is all shaved ;)

[–]aheadwarp9 0 points1 point ago

Wow that baby monkey has even more wrinkles than macaque.

[–]Inferno747 0 points1 point ago

don't make fun of gandhi like that

[–]krizo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Johnny Carson.

[–]thisismyfavoritepart 0 points1 point ago

I like his fro.

[–]namanama101 0 points1 point ago

Gahaaaa he looks like a little old man.

[–]garvebutcherson 0 points1 point ago

squirrel nut zippers is all I will ever associate with "macaque"

[–]Juicebox1926 0 points1 point ago

aww i just wanna give it a little tittie twister.

[–]coffeesleeve 0 points1 point ago

Slick haircut.

[–]genupb 0 points1 point ago

Macaque is wrinkly as fuck.

[–]roflocalypselol 0 points1 point ago

UNCANNY VALLEY'D!

[–]Wolf_Man92 0 points1 point ago

Where's the precious?

[–]breauxzzio 0 points1 point ago

hehehehe monkey nipples

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[–]imtelling 1 point2 points ago

dick