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Baby’s First Baby, Now with real Pregnancy Action (imgur.com)

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[–]xYoonie 176 points177 points ago

Reminds me of this...

[–]viktorpedia 72 points73 points ago

source 4chan, seems legit

[–]darkxmoon[S] 32 points33 points ago

If I wan't such a slut I would be to scared to have sex.

[–]Man-alive 19 points20 points ago

Wan't?

[–]INSANITY_RAPIST 21 points22 points ago

She's a self proclaimed slut, don't be so hard on her.

[–]rocketparrotlet 18 points19 points ago

As a self-proclaimed slut, I'm sure she's used to guys going hard on her.

[–]darkxmoon[S] 17 points18 points ago

Girls gotta earn a living.

[–]Taidashar 9 points10 points ago

If you were earning a living from it technically you would be a whore

[–]alexxerth 6 points7 points ago

I think they prefer courtesans. Same meaning, but it sounds nicer.

[–]feanturi 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking classy shit.

[–]CHEIF_JUSTCE_FUCKASS 4 points5 points ago

Assuming she gets paid.

[–]xSPYXEx 3 points4 points ago

Money don't grow on trees.

[–]INSANITY_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

I got bills to pay.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

Incemination.

[–]chikachikafakeid 83 points84 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

[–]hollingsworthless 16 points17 points ago

I'm...uh...you win.

[–]No_Farting_Monster 39 points40 points ago

Expected this.

[–]darkxmoon[S] 12 points13 points ago

Was that the fucking toy ? That's fucked up!

[–]Windyvale 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Net_Bastard -1 points0 points ago

I was going to post that exact thing.

[–]Tom_Luthor 3 points4 points ago

Thanks

[–]Tachik 20 points21 points ago

What are we, Tribbles?

[–]tickleberries 2 points3 points ago

Darn it, you already beat me to it!

[–]Keltadin 19 points20 points ago

The fun never stops.

[–]darkxmoon[S] 22 points23 points ago

Neither does the crying.

[–]Kamizuzu -1 points0 points ago

The sex is always better when the hooker is crying.

[–]tickleberries 12 points13 points ago

Anybody think of Star Trek when they saw this? Trouble with Tribbles? Anyone?

[–]dali_is_my_cat 6 points7 points ago

I did.

[–]jm001 3 points4 points ago

Well I'd guess this person did, for one.

[–]miss-sawa 104 points105 points ago

Well.. okay

[–]Vorsai 19 points20 points ago

...so we put a baby in your baby in your baby

[–]jhangel77 79 points80 points ago

So it's.....wait for it......CONCEPTION!!!

[–]JaredsFatPants 10 points11 points ago

and going into labor is the kick

[–]the_grand_chawhee 7 points8 points ago

You mean inconception?

INCONCEIVABLE!!

[–]partysnatcher 8 points9 points ago

C O N T R A C E P T I O N

[–]jhangel77 3 points4 points ago

Nice one high five

[–]miss-sawa 3 points4 points ago

But we need to go deeper.

[–]BoxoMorons 1 point2 points ago

Im disappointed i had to go this far down the page to find this.

[–]upsidexumop 21 points22 points ago

i have seen the pictures and STILL have trouble believing its real.

[–]Zaliika 23 points24 points ago

My guess is that it's not an actual marketed toy, but more likely an art project. Like that "Shave the baby" doll.

[–]Zaliika 14 points15 points ago

And I found the artist. http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/

[–]shandelman 40 points41 points ago

Bret: If there's one thing that we as a band want to deal with, it's the issues. Like--

Jemaine: That's just one of the things.

Bret: Yeah. Like, the future of the planet.

Jemaine: Yeah.

Bret: The future of my children. And my children's children, and--

Jemaine: Well, you know--

Bret: My children's children's children, you know.

Jemaine: Actually, Bret. When I think about your children, and your children's children, I actually think your children are too young to be having children. And as far as your children's children's children, I think, you know, where does it stop? When the--When the children are having children, you know, it's just--how small are they going to get? It's going to be--

Bret: Too small.

Jemaine: Too small.

Bret: Too small.

Jemaine: Exactly.

Bret: That's one of the issues. And--

Jemaine: It's just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation.

Bret: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Jemaine: Have you met my kid? Have you met their little kids? And then, it's just going to be--Hmm.

(Edited for shitty formatting)

[–]YawnSpawner 11 points12 points ago

What is this wizardry? I had to scroll really far right to read the whole thing.

[–]jm001 5 points6 points ago

He's inserted spaces beforehand so it treats it as code.

& most people don't bother with the scrolling when someone does this.

[–]OppositeImage 5 points6 points ago

God bless you sir/madam/swamp thing

Children's children's chlidren's cldhrien's cdlrins

[–]beatskin 4 points5 points ago

Damn, that just resulted in me watching an hour of Flight of the Conchords clips.

[–]OppositeImage 1 point2 points ago

Aaand my work is done.

[–]iGoByAce 7 points8 points ago

Hate scrolling? I sure do.

Bret: If there's one thing that we as a band want to deal with, it's the issues. Like--

Jemaine: That's just one of the things. Bret: Yeah. Like, the future of the planet.

Jemaine: Yeah.

Bret: The future of my children. And my children's children, and--

Jemaine: Well, you know--

Bret: My children's children's children, you know.

Jemaine: Actually, Bret. When I think about your children, and your children's children, I actually think your children are too young to be having children. And as far as your children's children's children, I think, you know, where does it stop? When the--When the children are having children, you know, it's just--how small are they going to get? It's going to be--

Bret: Too small.

Jemaine: Too small.

Bret: Too small.

Jemaine: Exactly.

Bret: That's one of the issues. And--

Jemaine: It's just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation.

Bret: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Jemaine: Have you met my kid? Have you met their little kids? And then, it's just going to be--Hmm.

[–]YargainBargain 7 points8 points ago

CRAVINGS

[–]darkxmoon[S] 4 points5 points ago

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/286/f/6/Next_time_Rei__grab_a_Snickers_by_nena.png

[–]YargainBargain 4 points5 points ago

Dear Lord!

[–]rmehranfar 2 points3 points ago

Cravings?

[–]epicflyman 8 points9 points ago

Somewhere out there, you know there's someone getting off to this.

[–]PyroSexTech 15 points16 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like babies!

[–]xhable 2 points3 points ago

...so we put a baby in your baby's baby so you can birth while you birth.

[–]PyroSexTech 1 point2 points ago

And we shall call it "Baby Births a Lot!"

[–]fish500 13 points14 points ago

Baby's Baby is Pregnant Too!

So you can only give this doll to a baby that is pregnant or else the baby will think it's weird.

[–]Fydria 6 points7 points ago

I'm going to have nightmares about this tonight.

[–]Fydria 0 points1 point ago

and I did... ;_;

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 56 points57 points ago

This is completely unrealistic. It should be been black or Hispanic.

[–]darkxmoon[S] 13 points14 points ago

I just spit my coffee up after reading your comment. Congratulations.

[–]acefrehley12000 2 points3 points ago

I'm so glad you didn't get accused of being racist your comment brought me the chuckles

[–]SumYungGui 17 points18 points ago

OK, the most disturbing part here is that it doesn't include 'baby's own coathanger' so it can do 'babies' first abortion'. :(

[–]All_Witty_Taken 2 points3 points ago

Atheist's gotta eat, man.

[–]Zaliika 2 points3 points ago

It's like a turducken.

[–]amoludare 4 points5 points ago

That is hilarious.

[–]Efy_Popadopalis 4 points5 points ago

Batteries not required...but insanity might be necessary.

[–]oisinmcdaid 4 points5 points ago

"Baby's first baby, now with free added dildos!"

[–]tgjer 4 points5 points ago

It's an art piece, not a real toy.

[–]Melfacee 2 points3 points ago

I don't want to live in this world anymore....

[–]darkxmoon[S] 0 points1 point ago

This world makes me feel smarter and smarter every fucking damn day.

[–]arwenface 20 points21 points ago

Babyception.

[–]spazzmckiwi 62 points63 points ago

C O N C E P T I O N

[–]darkxmoon[S] 13 points14 points ago

Kinda makes you wonder who the daddy is.

[–]danrennt98 32 points33 points ago

Duh

[–]Athiri 7 points8 points ago

nah

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

I guess this really does fit with the true definition of inception.

[–]A1Skeptic 4 points5 points ago

Well now, this certainly qualifys as a class-A WTF!

[–]PcIsBetter 9 points10 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like babies, so we put a baby in yo baby so you can deliver a baby while your baby delivers your baby's baby.

[–]99kash99 3 points4 points ago

Imagine asking Santa for this at Christmas....

[–]darkxmoon[S] 0 points1 point ago

Early warning sign that your children are fucked up.

[–]Irish06 3 points4 points ago

What the actual fuck

[–]muphdaddy 3 points4 points ago

Twins Basil!

[–]Dreadedjippo 3 points4 points ago

"Baby's baby is pregnant too!" Seriously, wat.

[–]Zammbo 3 points4 points ago

yo dog I heard you liked babies. so we put a baby inside of your baby. so you could have a baby while having a baby

[–]mementomori4 3 points4 points ago

LOL the fetus is one of those plastic fetuses handed out by pro-life groups. Once I was at Phoenix's First Friday and my friend grabbed like 5 out of a bowl at their tent. I have 2. I'm not sure how they're really supposed to convince you of anything but oh well.

[–]notabook 3 points4 points ago

It's babies all the way down.

[–]therealedd 5 points6 points ago

I wdfked so hard I wdfked at my wdf's wdf??

[–]darkxmoon[S] 2 points3 points ago

Well dad has one job and that't to keep his daughter off the pole. One job he obviously fucking failed.

[–]swordfishtrombonez 5 points6 points ago

That's creepy, but (if it's not meant as a joke) it might be for kids with pregnant mothers.

[–]darkxmoon[S] 6 points7 points ago

I guess but it's still a really fucked up idea. I would make the doll more adult looking.

[–]charliss 4 points5 points ago

this is strictly for pedophiles.

[–]deadbabyguacamole 3 points4 points ago

and their baby.

[–]miktrick1000 2 points3 points ago

Only in Cambodia

[–]thedude213 2 points3 points ago

You're completely forgetting about Puerto Rico.

[–]bushybr0ws 2 points3 points ago

The fun never stops!

[–]darkxmoon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Neither does the crying.

[–]The_Yar 2 points3 points ago

Yo dawg.

[–]Clinkerdoodles 2 points3 points ago

CRAVINGS O_O

[–]amolad 3 points4 points ago

Honey Boo Boo Baby's First Baby's First Baby.

[–]SporkOfThor 3 points4 points ago

This looks like a prop from a messed up sociology experiment to determine if assembly line workers would walk out if the product was just too "wrong" for them to participate in its assembly.

[–]_RubberSoul_ 2 points3 points ago

Yo dawg!! I heard you like babies? Well we put a baby in yo baby so you can baby while you baby!

[–]xLhachithilx 2 points3 points ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked babies... So we put a bay inside if a baby.

I had to.

[–]xLhachithilx 1 point2 points ago

Baby**

[–]xLhachithilx 2 points3 points ago

Of*** Damnit. Fat fingers and touchscreens do not mix well.

[–]GatorDontPlayThatSht 2 points3 points ago

This is the worst fake I've ever seen.

[–]plutos_kiss 2 points3 points ago

I heard you like babies.

[–]drageuth2 2 points3 points ago

I wonder how many levels of recursion you can go into before quantum effects dominate...

[–]kickassunicorn 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with society?

[–]TheFoxDonut42 2 points3 points ago

relevant

[–]kittenknitten 0 points1 point ago

Babyception.

[–]danrennt98 3 points4 points ago

you're late to the game my friend, please insert more coins

[–]zurkyburky 2 points3 points ago

guys, would you fucking relax? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/babys-first-baby-doll-darren-cullen_n_1955234.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy

[–]darkxmoon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

http://www.etsy.com/listing/110836936/babys-first-baby

[–]ToxicFlow 1 point2 points ago

I guess you could say its the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]Shinden9 1 point2 points ago

Looks like someone needed to use... contraception.

[–]Simi566 2 points3 points ago

I want this toy

[–]BobCratchit666 1 point2 points ago

"The nearest thing I can figure out is they're born pregnant, which seems to be quite a time saver."

[–]LocalFluff 1 point2 points ago

parthenogenetic reproduction. it's weird. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Reproduction

[–]ejallison 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQ0CMp6BI8

[–]Respawning 1 point2 points ago

THE FUN NEVER STOPS!

[–]darkxmoon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Neither does the crying.

[–]Rankor18 1 point2 points ago

PREG-CEPTION!

[–]freakzilla149 1 point2 points ago

Real pregnancy action huh?

[–]pinkythug 1 point2 points ago

I hope this isn't real

[–]DrMarioLutherKing 1 point2 points ago

So meta

[–]ThatEconGuy 1 point2 points ago

THE REPUBLICANS WARNED US THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

[–]darkxmoon[S] -3 points-2 points ago

LMFAO !!

[–]Cannonballkid 1 point2 points ago

Well this makes no sense the older baby is clearly male

[–]mswabs 1 point2 points ago

You can purchase one here!

[–]darkxmoon[S] -1 points0 points ago

This shit just got so much more fucked up.

[–]glamotte14 1 point2 points ago

So meta...

[–]Billy_Sastard 1 point2 points ago

Can't be real, can it?

[–]darkxmoon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

http://www.etsy.com/listing/110836936/babys-first-baby

[–]Billy_Sastard 1 point2 points ago

Bloody hell, how does this even get past regulations or some sort of control standard. Shocking.

[–]Zaliika 1 point2 points ago

It's an art piece, not a toy. http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/

[–]Howarth17 1 point2 points ago

Lol, the anti abortionists are passing those little babies out as fetuses on my campus.

[–]tripstuff 1 point2 points ago

"When the children are having children, it's like, how small are they going to get?" "Too small. That's one of the issues."

Flight of the Conchords - Issues

[–]zonker4965 1 point2 points ago

baby get preggo from the dildo's in the box?

[–]Viperbunny 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me this is a gag. This is just...there are no words.

[–]Frase 1 point2 points ago

And where were Baby's First Baby's parents when Baby was having an even smaller newborn baby fucked into her? WHERE!?!

[–]Fereta 1 point2 points ago

Baby's baby is pregnant too!

[–]timole 1 point2 points ago

Explanation: art project by Darren Cullen http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/babysfirstbaby/index.htm

[–]KBubble 1 point2 points ago

Baby's baby is pregnant too! CAUSE THAT'S NOT CREEPY

[–]coocoocachoooo 1 point2 points ago

so relevant it hurts http://www.scribd.com/doc/22447452/Can-Your-Baby-Get-Pregnant-if-You-Have-Sex-While-Pregnant

[–]OneManWar 1 point2 points ago

My cousin in North Bay was dating North Bay's youngest grandmother ever for a while. She was 31. Do the math on that one. Grandmother at 31............................................ Birth at 16 and at 15.... Ugh...

[–]SerDelta 1 point2 points ago

Preg-ception.

[–]Arknell 1 point2 points ago

This is some fucking Cronenbergian shit right here.

[–]saidthewhale64 1 point2 points ago

preg-ception

[–]Imwatchingyou69 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I actually kind of want this...?

[–]UncleS1am 1 point2 points ago

I misread that as "Baby's Fist Baby"

[–]D07 1 point2 points ago

"Water really breaks!" ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_love_pugs_dammit 1 point2 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]christopherbyron 1 point2 points ago

Honestly what the fuck. Why would you buy this?

[–]NuckinBanana 1 point2 points ago

"The fun never stops!" Oh god......

[–]themosinbrony 1 point2 points ago

that is just messed up

[–]tomlinsfuckingtophat 1 point2 points ago

inception

[–]CamCamJenkins 1 point2 points ago

I like the message this sends...

[–]internetwife 1 point2 points ago

Best baby shower gift ever

[–]nblackburn 1 point2 points ago

Baby, baby, baby...ception.

[–]ne99ne 1 point2 points ago

I like how it comes with dildos for both.

[–]braised_diaper_shit 1 point2 points ago

Alright, so who's the lucky guy who fucked this baby?

[–]wezio 1 point2 points ago

holy shit

[–]just-some-nobody 2 points3 points ago

This tops the last nightmare fuel I saw by about a hundred dollars per barrel.

[–]Jacosion 1 point2 points ago

This seems like a (puts sunglasses on) pregception. YEEEAAAHHH!!!

[–]sqemmp 2 points3 points ago

the interesting thing is most of the comments keep repeating so almost the entire comment thread is an infinite loop. LIKE THE GODDAMN BABIES

[–]Jhenry21 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard your baby wants a baby who wants a baby. So I gave your baby's baby a baby.

[–]SkyBlind 1 point2 points ago

Babyception.

[–]pokefreak3 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg

[–]biscuitsallday 1 point2 points ago

I heard you like babies

[–]katykat29 1 point2 points ago

Meh, this was the plot twist in the final Omen movie.

[–]re_dditt_er 1 point2 points ago

[insert all tribble comments here]

[–]SurSpence 1 point2 points ago

Babyception?

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 1 point2 points ago

Babyception?

[–]Mike_Trollvowski 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this the baby's baby's baby's pregnancy?

[–]jhezecka 1 point2 points ago

babyception

[–]nofucksgiven5 1 point2 points ago

Honey Boo Boo's toy right here.

[–]wiwawa 1 point2 points ago

I'm just here to say...

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3rb4uo/

[–]niknarcotic 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the Drawn Together episode where Toot adopts a baby that then works as a prostitute and gets pregnant.

[–]sn33zie 0 points1 point ago

BABY-CEPTION

(Probably said, but I just had to.)

[–]musteatbrain -2 points-1 points ago

http://memegenerator.net/instance/28190777

[–]dizzyvonblue -1 points0 points ago

American nesting dolls. Wow.

[–]mr_imikeyyy 0 points1 point ago

I heard you like Babies, So I put a Baby in your baby's baby, So you can Baby a Baby that has a baby who is going to have another baby.... I think...

[–]maynardftw 1 point2 points ago

This seems like the epitome of why baby dolls for girls is a retarded idea.

[–]Aaronmcom 0 points1 point ago

Probably some art project

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