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[–]zimelm 97 points98 points ago

Cat: "Look at yourself. You have a problem... You're an alcoholic."

Man: "I think you're right, talking cat."

[–]nick041 33 points34 points ago

Cat: "Why are you doing this to me? I love you but you're breaking my tiny heart."

[–]whichwitch9 27 points28 points ago

"You've betrayed my tiny trust"

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 9 points10 points ago

And tiny trust is the best kind of trust too.

[–]The_Pickle_Jar 4 points5 points ago

Human, Waht r u doin? Human, Stahp!

[–]Loiathal 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD PLEASE LET ME GO

[–]HerrKrinkle 56 points57 points ago

Who in their right mind do the dishes when they're hungover?

[–]Darussalaam 8 points9 points ago

People who don't use Alka-Seltzer apparently! (bottom right - "Alka-Zel'ttser" in Russian)

[–]spyd3rweb 0 points1 point ago

Why would anyone drink one of those nasty concoctions when you can just take a pill with the same active ingredients?

[–]TheRealWondertruffle 0 points1 point ago

The lemon flavored Alka Seltzer Plus Cough and Cold is dynamite for hangovers, and I like the way it tastes. Even when hungover.

[–]physics_deez_nuts 5 points6 points ago

People who have no clean dishes, but desperately need breakfast.

[–]BrainInAJar 5 points6 points ago

"fuck it, I'm going to Denny's"

[–]lt_underpants 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what I was thinking. In terms of what I feel like doing when I'm hungover, doing the dishes is on par with running a marathon, having a howler monkey scream in my ear, and getting punched directly in the face.

[–]EIDerpo 0 points1 point ago

I was exactly thinking word for word what u just wrote

[–]Apollonius_Cone 25 points26 points ago

For purrfectly clean dishes.

[–]d_spaceley1 9 points10 points ago

Just what I need right meow, another god damned pun thread

[–]TheyCallMeCactus 7 points8 points ago

It cat be that bad.

[–]Hoody711 6 points7 points ago

I think it's perfectly clawsable

[–]somecleverusername62 4 points5 points ago

are you kitten me?

[–]willzjc 2 points3 points ago

these out of line jokes makes me very furryious

[–]funkendread 15 points16 points ago

Where the hell can I get a kimono style gentleman robe like that? I feel like I've been missing out

[–]jamesonSINEMETU 8 points9 points ago

Why is wolverine washing his dishes with a cat?

[–]bamp 4 points5 points ago

Can't you read? He's hungover

[–]jhowlett 1 point2 points ago

wolverine cant get drunk/hungover.

[–]bamp 9 points10 points ago

[–]jhowlett 2 points3 points ago

holy crap. double upvote for you sir. i'd like to think he wouldnt get a hangover though, but i have no idea my whole world view has just changed.

[–]The_Pickle_Jar 0 points1 point ago

Double upvote? Did you make a second account just to give two upvotes?

[–]exactomacto 3 points4 points ago

[–]Ev936 1 point2 points ago

This is still one of the most impressive improv shows ever make. The creativity involved is immense.

[–]Ctwatt21 2 points3 points ago

ive been hung over many a time.. ive never picked up a wash cloth or sponge with claws and teeth..

[–]WaldosBrother 2 points3 points ago

GET THIS MAN ANOTHER GLOVE.

[–]Naimzorz 2 points3 points ago

I feel like that cat is looking at him with that face and whispering "Why?"

[–]seen1tb4 -1 points0 points ago

Shame the translation failed. Other than that, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[–]Quispiam_ 1 point2 points ago

French Stewart? I know it's not but..

[–]snowtires 0 points1 point ago

"Hey Ace?" "Yeah, Dan?" "You got any more of that gum?"

[–]wsfarrell 1 point2 points ago

That's one ugly bathrobe, all right.

[–]I_read_this_comment 1 point2 points ago

this reminded me of a funny german commercial about bad eyes: http://youtu.be/GtvzLbyCVgU?t=4s

[–]skruluce 0 points1 point ago

Now that is a man who knows how to multitask.

[–]superking01 1 point2 points ago

When did Tommy Lee Jones and Johnny Knoxville have a kid?

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

no one washes dishes when they're hungover.

[–]_ap_ -1 points0 points ago

No OP - "Hangover is Dangerous"

[–]ImaWALLrus 0 points1 point ago

Jeff Goldblum?

[–]harry_dean_stanton 0 points1 point ago

great copy : "hangover is dangerous."

[–]neotheism 0 points1 point ago

Why is Wolverine washing dishes with a cat?

[–]Iron_tiger_of_flames -1 points0 points ago

omg he scrubbing dat plate wid dat kitten dats so wrongf

[–]XxXNightstalkerX 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else think of Jim Carry?

[–]averageatsoccer 0 points1 point ago

Jack nicholson?

[–]BeefIsForDinner 0 points1 point ago

Not if you're getting some seriously wet pussy.

[–]swim2see 0 points1 point ago

I love how the wording of this makes it sounds like Hangover is a loan shark whose cat you kidnapped, and as punishment he is makes you wear that ridiculous outfit.

[–]the_redditaur 0 points1 point ago

Nate Ruess sure has gone downhill lol.

[–]Crimsongrey 0 points1 point ago

At the first glance it looked like it was a condom box in the corner.

[–]acidfenix 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck washes the dishes while wasted???

[–]refrainblue 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if he's washing the kitten with a dish or washing the dish with a kitten.

[–]GentlemenQuinn 0 points1 point ago

That robe really is quite hideous.

[–]SN0WFURY 0 points1 point ago

PETA is going to love this ad

[–]Xysten 1 point2 points ago

Bitch please, no one does the dishes while hungover.

[–]enter24 0 points1 point ago

...dumb

[–]Drewsenitz 0 points1 point ago

They are dangerous whats a man doing in the kitchen.

[–]Gird_Your_Anus 0 points1 point ago

By the by, drinking alka-seltzer will erode your stomach lining. So does alcohol. Taking both habitually may result in an ulcer. Better to just deal with the hangover. The more you know.

[–]Svarazics 0 points1 point ago

I just thought it was a redditor washing the dishes?!?!?

[–]gijimayu 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for Fixing the IS in the Ad...

[–]JTyler82 1 point2 points ago

Hey asshole. Put me down!

[–]thatfreaksam -1 points0 points ago

You know what fucking sucks? Having the reposter get more upvotes that your original post. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10s479/i_think_this_is_the_funniest_thing_ive_seen_all/

MOTHERFUCKER.

[–]ciprian1564 1 point2 points ago

[–]lotrlove -5 points-4 points ago

Yes i always end up washing my china with my kitten, everytimg i'm hungover, because that makes COMPLETE sense.