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[–]deepwank 104 points105 points ago

If it makes you feel better, I was just told I'm too fat for the navy.

[–]accostedbyhippies 66 points67 points ago

Same thing happened to a good friend of mine. But then they enrolled him in some sort of program. He lost 90 pounds before going off to basic and then and 30 or so during, went off to sub school and became a nuclear technician on a sub. So its doable. If that what you want to do, there's are ways to get there.

[–]w00tbear 37 points38 points ago

something about this post reminds me of captain america...

[–]captainmorgan23 26 points27 points ago

I understood that reference!

[–]Revanx17 10 points11 points ago

"some sort of program"

quite suspicious...

[–]accostedbyhippies 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, we were hoping he'D come back with some cyborg parts or something, but really it was just a bunch of classes on nutrition and a lot of exercise.

[–]JellyTip -1 points0 points ago

How much more time would it have taken to type out 'he would'?

[–]uk2knerf 0 points1 point ago

Too much.

[–]NextName 9 points10 points ago

Just had a Navy recruiter on campus trying to recruit people for the nuclear officer program. They were giving away these nice bags if you signed up for it. I managed to get the bag and a water bottle out of it! Suckers!

[–]Keyserchief 3 points4 points ago

Let me know how cool that bag seems when you're sleeping in your car at Nuke Power School. Or you could be a badass and join the surface fleet...

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

Why sleeping in car? (Friend of mine's son went to school for nuclear sub training and I don't recall hearing that one.)

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point ago

Do they not have barracks in South Carolina? And is nuclear field now exclusive to subs? Apparently things have changed a whole lot since I went to nuke school, or I got kicked out of school too soon to experience the car sleeping phase.

[–]accostedbyhippies 1 point2 points ago

I talked to a Army recruiter when I was 17. Mostly to get a free boonie hat. I got two phones calls and all kinds of mail from him, and the his replacement until I was 26. I still have the hat though, so... worth it?

[–]NextName 1 point2 points ago

This seems like a really nice bag, to be fair. It's a draw string bag, but it has a flap on it too if you don't want to close the strings. It has a hole in it too for headphones. Nice thick, sturdy strings, too.

[–]Team_Khalifa -1 points0 points ago

They gave me that stuff when I was 8....went Air Force though

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points ago

That's how I went in. I had to wear a purple headband in boot camp during certain events to indicate that I was an increased health risk. Me and the dude with sickle cell anemia. Good times.

I never did make it to sub school, though, as it got it pulled when I went to captain's mast and got booted from nuke school. It did drop the obligatory two year extension off of my enlistment so no regrets.

[–]akatherder 29 points30 points ago

You turned a destroyer into a sub when you embarked.

[–]Dukuz 17 points18 points ago

[–]lol_lolz 8 points9 points ago

I was told I was too skinny for the army. :/ All my other friends except one were accepted.

[–]mrbooze 16 points17 points ago

Nice try, Steve Rogers.

[–]Gallifrasian 5 points6 points ago

The fuck? That ain't right. At the very least they can use you has a floaty.

[–]ripewdecay 1 point2 points ago

My sister was about 160, 170 and 5'5 (or maybe 5'4), so the army put her on a training regimen. She lost 20-30 lbs during PT and looked GREAT, she weighed less than me for the first time in her life and I was jealous (she was teased for being chubby in our family. ) Lo and behold- she gets married, puts it back on and then some. And now she had a baby- she is quite frankly obese at this point. She discounts remarks "hey you really shouldn't be eating Waddaburger(sp?)" and thinks she's going to drop it off in no-time but the only time she lost weight was during PT. She does some menial inspection work at a US fort but I thought there were at least some types of standards to how fit their soldiers were because she's been "obese" for like a good year or so.

[–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

What did she do exactly?

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 4 points5 points ago

Eat

[–]sixeight 1 point2 points ago

whataburger

[–]TheYugoslav 2 points3 points ago

Well why would you try to join being over weight? Get fit before joining any branch of the military.

[–]mista0sparkle 5 points6 points ago

What did they say? You'll sink the boat?

[–]TheKrakenCometh 1 point2 points ago

Don't rock the boat, baby

[–]Keyserchief 1 point2 points ago

Did you get taped? If you fail your weigh-ins, you can get taped, and if your anthros are within limits, you're cool. Now if you failed a PFA, that's an entirely different matter.

[–]XtremelyNiceRedditor -1 points0 points ago

did they tell you to suck your stomach in? (which is what I had to do to get in)

[–]deepwank 0 points1 point ago

The cutoff for 5' 9'' is 195 lbs.

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[–]MyPenIsMyWeapon 29 points30 points ago

So you're.... 180lbs.... of muscle from dieting...and this is how you feel about dieting?

I....don't....nevermind.

[–]MagmaGuy 5 points6 points ago

He's eating 3 meals of rubber a day, the chewing is so intense it creates muscles.

[–]VirtualAnarchy[S] -1 points0 points ago

I'm actually 180 pounds of stomach rolls and chins. 3 to be exact. Thanks.

[–]MagmaGuy 0 points1 point ago

WOOSH

[–]InvalidWhistle[!] 0 points1 point ago

I too find this very fascinating, the medical world as well.

[–]abenton 4 points5 points ago

I am so sorry that you were born with no bones or organs :(

[–]BassFlux -3 points-2 points ago

Guess what dude, takes a different amount of work from each individual to be in shape. I'm 6'4 so if I were 180 I would look like a stick figure, and nutritionists actually recommend 5 smaller healthy meals a day, it's better to space out your calories. Good luck with the models, smallfry.

[–]GiveMeRoot 6 points7 points ago

5 meals a day is recommended for psychological reasons and nothing else.

"it's better to space out your calories". Maybe on a psychological level for some people. But spreading them out doesn't achieve much.

[–]HeyOP 2 points3 points ago

Citation?

[–]GiveMeRoot 5 points6 points ago

I am not making the positive claim here. There is no evidence it boosts metabolism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof

Furthermore: http://www.leangains.com/2010/10/top-ten-fasting-myths-debunked.html

"The most extensive review of studies on various meal frequencies and TEF was published in 1997. It looked at many different studies that compared TEF during meal frequencies ranging from 1-17 meals and concluded:

"Studies using whole-body calorimetry and doubly-labelled water to assess total 24 h energy expenditure find no difference between nibbling and gorging".

Since then, no studies have refuted this. For a summary of the above cited study, read this research review by Lyle McDonald.

Earlier this year, a new study was published on the topic. As expected, no differences were found between a lower (3 meals) and higher meal (6 meals) frequency. Read this post for my summary of the study. This study garnered some attention in the mass media and it was nice to see the meal frequency myth being debunked in The New York Times."

I thought this was common knowledge by now...

[–]HeyOP 0 points1 point ago

Fun thing about knowledge is if it's not repeated fairly often it will become uncommon in short order. Thank you for your reply.

[–]IodineSky 0 points1 point ago

I always thought it was to keep your metabolism up...I, too would like to see the source of this wisdom?

[–]GiveMeRoot 0 points1 point ago

I am not making the positive claim here. There is no evidence it boosts metabolism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof

Furthermore: http://www.leangains.com/2010/10/top-ten-fasting-myths-debunked.html

"The most extensive review of studies on various meal frequencies and TEF was published in 1997. It looked at many different studies that compared TEF during meal frequencies ranging from 1-17 meals and concluded:

"Studies using whole-body calorimetry and doubly-labelled water to assess total 24 h energy expenditure find no difference between nibbling and gorging".

Since then, no studies have refuted this. For a summary of the above cited study, read this research review by Lyle McDonald.

Earlier this year, a new study was published on the topic. As expected, no differences were found between a lower (3 meals) and higher meal (6 meals) frequency. Read this post for my summary of the study. This study garnered some attention in the mass media and it was nice to see the meal frequency myth being debunked in The New York Times."

I thought this was common knowledge by now...

[–]Danny_Bomber 3 points4 points ago

I'd take the 5' 110 lb girl i know over a 6' 100 lb model anyday.

reasons: left boob, right boob, butt, personality

[–]sunnysol17 0 points1 point ago

there are plenty of 5' 110 lb girls who have less attractive personalities than tall skinny girls. (Side question: Is 100 lbs even possible for a 6' tall person?)

[–]Danny_Bomber 0 points1 point ago

well i said model not tall skinny girl.

[–]sunnysol17 0 points1 point ago

Same goes for models. I have a feeling you haven't personally met many models, so I don't think you can say you have an accurate gauge of their personalities.

[–]DrKisses -1 points0 points ago

gotta work on those traps, bro

[–]FOUR_YOLO -4 points-3 points ago

thats like saying you are too gay for the navy, impossible

[–]Brunis_Pistol 2 points3 points ago

This made me think of a Family Guy style musical number with Fat Gay men in white sailor outfits performing on the deck of an aircraft carrier. Broadway has fucked me up man

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[–]TheGoomba 37 points38 points ago

All kiiiiiiiinds of thumb gainz.

[–]fignootins 8 points9 points ago

ALL KIIIIIIIIIINDZ

[–]DEATH_BY_TRAY 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for Hodgetwins reference

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[–]horse_drowner2 5 points6 points ago

You must be the life of any party...

[–]koew 69 points70 points ago

[–]PsychVol 4 points5 points ago

I came here to see this gif, and gods damn it if I didn't leave satisfied.

[–]whatevskiesyo 25 points26 points ago

MAN this made me laugh. I type as I shake more Raisinets into my mouth.

[–]Chaeleigh 3 points4 points ago

You're halfway to health!

[–]mr-peabody 142 points143 points ago

[–]stuff_of_epics 69 points70 points ago

There's potential in that one. 7/10 would give actual phone number.

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 85 points86 points ago

10/10, would eat cookies in bed with

[–]dirice87 49 points50 points ago

cute face fo sho

[–]fleckes 31 points32 points ago

cute face, that's true.

But she really is quite a handful (NSFW) if you see all (NSFW) of her body. Especially her backside(NSFW) is a bit of a letdown(NSFW)

Shes's pornstar Foxy Roxxie (NSFW), and she makes porn like this (NSFW). Some guys seem to love seeing obese girls eating (video/NSFW)

But her face is really cute.

[–]nameless88 22 points23 points ago

Doesn't matter, man. If I had the chance to, I would hit that so hard, our genitals colliding would create a new element.

[–]CoughTunt 10 points11 points ago

Fuck man, pulverized.

But that's one less internet crush I gain today, so I guess I should thank you.

[–]auntiecoagulant 10 points11 points ago

She's adorable, plus she makes me look svelte. I like her.

[–]fleckes 2 points3 points ago

Different strokes for different folks. I really like her from the tits upwards. So the gif mr-peabody posted is quite up my alley. It's just that girls as obese as her most of the time have a backside and thighs (heavily obese men too, I guess. But I don't look much at nude pics of obese men's asses) that are a real turn off for me.

[–]auntiecoagulant 3 points4 points ago

Obese men's asses are not at the top of my list of favorites either. I'm like you though about the top half, of a chunky guy in my case, being really cute but the bottom half can be a deal-breaker. Fat thighs and butts are't a turnoff to me, it's all the gut rolls and back-boobs that are icky to me.

Namio Harukawa draws beautiful large women. Their proportions aren't always realistic though, more like enlarged versions of normally proportioned women. It's a lot of forced face-sitting femdom stuff so stay away if you don't like that kind of thing. Or you're at work.

[–]abenton 9 points10 points ago

butter body

[–]IrishSim 20 points21 points ago

That's a pornstar... Look up Foxxy Roxxie if you don't beleive me.

[–]nameless88 2 points3 points ago

Dunno why you're getting downvotes here. She's fucking cute, you'd figure guys would want to know the source on her. (I already knew the source, and was gonna share, if no one else did, haha)

[–]IrishSim 0 points1 point ago

Well I did edit it, before I had just said she was a pornstar. Maybe they thought it was an insult? But i dunno if anyone else on reddit will be interested in the kind of stuff she does. XD

[–]nameless88 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, haha. Well, there are subreddits like gonewildplus and stuff, I'm sure they know her and like what she does.

But, Reddit does seem to be predominantly against fat chicks, doesn't it?

[–]IrishSim 2 points3 points ago

So far from what I have gathered about reddit is... 1) Liberialsm is always the awnser 2) Atheism is the only right way to think 3) If you don't fit into those two catagory's then don't speak.

[–]nameless88 5 points6 points ago

I have a theory that reddit works as a reverse hivemind. The more of us together in one thread, the more stupid we collectively become.

The small subreddits? Great people, wonderful conversations. The big ones/default subreddits? Circlejerk, ahoy!

[–]IrishSim 2 points3 points ago

You know, I think that describes humans in general.

[–]GiveMeRoot -1 points0 points ago

O_O

they're registering accounts now! Back to the shadows lurker!

[–]OminNoms -1 points0 points ago

*Atheism. Not Atheistsm

[–]ratacat7 0 points1 point ago

No I believe he meant Ateeism

[–]Team_Khalifa 0 points1 point ago

Yup pretty much. But if you got jokes you'll like it here my dude.

[–]IrishSim 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is a good place if you have a sense of humour but no opinions.

[–]Team_Khalifa 0 points1 point ago

Depends on where you post but I see where you're coming from.

[–]scroogish 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's the 'if you don't believe me' part. Sounds kind of childish. Also you spelt believe wrong. Welcome to reddit.

[–]IrishSim 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I can't spell. Damn you brain!

[–]ObeseSnake 0 points1 point ago

Motorboat those so hard.

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[–]03fb 2 points3 points ago

If you stare at the box, it looks like she's putting it back

[–]shamoni 35 points36 points ago

I love the before and after pics. I dunno why, maybe it makes me believe in people's will and ability to change themselves. With the way people just... let them go with this food stuff, and then lose it all despite having access to everything under the sun is real nice to see.

[–]Mangosaretasty 14 points15 points ago

They always look so happy and proud in the afters.

[–]shamoni 2 points3 points ago

As they should be.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 10 points11 points ago

[–]memeaddictedchick 6 points7 points ago

And /r/progresspics Though lately a lot of people's afters have them looking sad..Makes me feel like they're not happy with the results.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 11 points12 points ago

I know a guy who actually became a worse person after he lost all the weight. He became an overall negative and judgmental person. He used to be really humble and kind, but now all he does is post statuses like "Hey, I know you like my pecs, but my eyes are up here!" and "Ugh I can't stand seeing people eat unhealthy food", yet he used to do that ALL THE TIME. It's like being fat actually made him a better person on the inside.

[–]IDriveAVan 0 points1 point ago

It's like people who get rich and all of a sudden start loathing the lower class. Everyone's so quick to only identify with the present version of themselves.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

That's so sad. :( I'm in the process of losing weight. I always said(jokingly) "when I lose the weight, I'll have every right to be that bitch you hate". I hope I don't actually fallow through with that. Then again, being kind little me has gotten me nowhere so far. Hah

[–]TheyreEatingHer 0 points1 point ago

Congrats on your ongoing progress! Just don't lose your goodness while you lose the the fat, like my friend did.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! And I don't think I will. I would be nowhere if I didn't put smiles on people's faces. :)

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

Sort of like how former smokers are some of the biggest anti-smoking assholes.

[–]shamoni 1 point2 points ago

Been there, and the other sub memeaddictedchick suggested too (r/progresspics). They're a lot of fun, and I just wanna congratulate most of them.

[–]bmoviescreamqueen 3 points4 points ago

I love before and afters. There's a whole tumblr full of them and they make me happy and I want them to help motivate me and they just don't.

[–]shamoni 1 point2 points ago

The pictures? Why not? I understand motivation is not completely in your hands, but they should encourage you... especially since so many people do it.

[–]bmoviescreamqueen 0 points1 point ago

They just don't. I can be like "Sure, I'll do it tomorrow." And I never do.

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

Then keep watching them till you bring your tomorrow to today.

[–]HotDinnerBatman 3 points4 points ago

That's my problem actually. I lose motivation really fast. And I'm addicted to food, which makes me really anxious when i know i can't eat. ...i know, i.don't believe in me either.

[–]shamoni 2 points3 points ago

Look, this is the way I see it. This might not work for you, but it's just a point of view. Everything we are, and everything we think we can be is just that, thoughts. Reality is that we're very minuscule, and what we do does not really matter in the grand scheme of things. Having said that, time's passing man. This is the only reality we have, and it's not changing itself. I kept my hopes up on my degree, insisted that it'll help me snag a decent job that challenged me, but it doesn't work that way.

You make stuff happen. And don't go expecting the world to change, but all you can do is be the best you can be. Challenging yourself, and winning mini battles is what it's all about. Even if it doesn't work in the way you want it to (physical change can be a lot about getting acceptance from others), you'll be in better shape, and that works for you, you know? In this entire universe, the only thing you got control of is yourself. Exercise that control. I should be the last person doling out advice, but this is it man. You think you over eat as of October 11th 2012, you're not getting another shot at it. The only chance you have is to eat as much as you think is right as of October 12th 2012. And keep doing that.

This probably is going overboard already, but with weight loss, it's not that you can't eat, it's more that you choose not to. Which is what makes it fascinating to me in the first place. As for belief in you, I'm not gonna sit here and claim I know the first thing about you, you just try and make a choice.

Cheers.

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 8 points9 points ago

That reminds me! I have a batch of raw cookie dough to eat...

nom nom nom nom...

DON'T JUDGE ME!

[–]VirtualAnarchy[S] 3 points4 points ago

Same Cake Day. high five

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

[–]shabbytom 13 points14 points ago

Or, Everyone is losing weight and I'm just here masturbating.

[–]VirtualAnarchy[S] 10 points11 points ago

Gotta hate that Everyone guy. fapfap Thinking he's better than us. fapfapfap

[–]FrostByt 5 points6 points ago

U Mirin?

[–]Sir_Dimos 16 points17 points ago

As someone in the middle of losing 80 lbs (35 in 3 months so far), I feel like I missed out on a massive karma train.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels... except for karma (and prolly bacon).

[–]jdowpcs 4 points5 points ago

Same here. Im still not thin, persay, 214 down from 268, but I don't wear XLs and XXLs anymore!

[–]The_Rat_Cook 9 points10 points ago

The best part about keto is being thin while eating bacon.

[–]keto4life 0 points1 point ago

You make us all look stupid.

[–]DrFunkalot 0 points1 point ago

I forgot to take a before photo :C

[–]lovelornlost 0 points1 point ago

That's amazing! How did you lose that, that sounds really good and exactly what I wish I could do!!

[–]IndigoMoss 1 point2 points ago

[–]deja-vu-comment 13 points14 points ago

This is from the TV show Glee. Season one episode 18.

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[–]arumberg 17 points18 points ago

She was the best character on the show. I'm sad they got rid of her :(

[–]Tenshik 4 points5 points ago

Really? I've only seen one episode and the whole Diva Fat Girl that don't need no man attitude was disgusting and annoying.

[–]brbrcrbtr 7 points8 points ago

Why was it disgusting?

[–]Nivardica 0 points1 point ago

What? She was an excellent character.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Glee is a show where they basically take a stereotype (oversexed confidant fat girl, sassy fat black girl, flamboyant gay boy, enthusiastic idealistic teacher, dumb prettyboy jock, etc) and just roll with them. They don't try to move the characters outside of their niche, but they keep the exposing these stereotypical characters to different situations, and forcing them to react in some way. It humanizes them, and while they usually stay in their boxes, they gain depth.

It's a tricky thing to do, and the show often screws up spectacularly. It's definitely hit-or-miss.

I liked her plot in part because the over-sexed idiot character liked her, in spite of the fact she didn't look like any of his previous girlfriends, and had zero angst about it. He just realized what he wanted, and didn't let that influence his perception of himself.

But I think her character was kicked off before she had a chance to gain some depth the way Santana or Kurt did, for example. So I get that there was a lot about her character that could be unappealing.

[–]Madrawn 0 points1 point ago

You're a great invention.

Only a couple years of R&D and we can automate reddit! Think of all the free time we could have!!

[–]Tommassive 5 points6 points ago

god i do miss icecream

[–]dirice87 5 points6 points ago

portions dawg. Then again I'm lactose intolerant so I miss it too

[–]auryn0151 2 points3 points ago

lactaid pills dawg.

[–]Shawtaay 2 points3 points ago

I eat a Skinnycow if I'm dying for ice cream. Usually between 80-140 cals, depending on the ice cream you get. Taste good! :D

[–]piggypudding 0 points1 point ago

I eat sugar-free fudgesicles like a mofo. Takes the edge off the craving, but ain't nothin' like the real thing :(

[–]namegirl 1 point2 points ago

Sorbet is nearly as good!

[–]awesome_nards 4 points5 points ago

as someone who cant keep weight on, i feel the same way but thin.

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

I hate you. Been on a strict keto diet for a month now & go on bike rides 3x a week, yet I haven't shed a single pound.

I guess some people are just meant to be fat.

[–]awesome_nards 3 points4 points ago

Man, I feel for ya actually. Some people are gonna be bigger than others, but you can still slim down and take care of yourself. I've been through the Marine Corps, done martial arts, and just exercised anytime I felt out of shape. I've been doing that since I was 9. I won't lie, everyone in my family has a very quick metabolism. Believe it or not, I was unhappy with being WAY too skinny and exercised to try to bulk up and look more normal.

How long have you been exercising? I know you said you've been on a keto diet for a month, but would you say you're physically fit? The more muscle you have in your body the more calories you burn naturally, so keep riding this plateau you're stuck on, you won't see the results next week but if you keep doing what you're doing in a year you're gonna look great.

[–]Stoli604 -1 points0 points ago

The calories burned by muscle are not that significant IMO. A year of building muscle optimally ( no fuckarounditis) will burn 250 more calories a day. Realistically? More likely 100, ie an apple, for a year of dedication. Still 25lbs of muscle is its own reward. Diet and cutting are east after that, but that's because of what you learn, not your marginally higher bmr.

[–]awesome_nards 0 points1 point ago

huh, thanks, I never actually knew the numbers on this.

[–]Stoli604 -2 points-1 points ago

Bullshit. You'd drop water weight of 5-10 lbs then stall, if anything.

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Still staying firm at 214. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[–]Stoli604 0 points1 point ago

Do you log what you eat/calories? Link?

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

No but I think I should start.

[–]Stoli604 0 points1 point ago

Also after stalking you I'm super curious how much you enjoyed this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/l7aep/due_to_my_ridiculous_tolerance_im_quitting_until/

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

It was amazing. However, my tolerance went right back up the next day. I'm trying again this year. Haven't touched cannabis since August.

[–]largebrandon 2 points3 points ago

I've lost 40 pounds since the beginning of the summer! Keto diet all the way!

[–]tsunamibird 2 points3 points ago

hahaha this was way better than the weight loss photos

[–]OWSucks 2 points3 points ago

[–]Schobbo 4 points5 points ago

I always think: "Why don't I get some credit for not ever being fat in the first place?"

[–]TheGrandNagus 19 points20 points ago

The "credit" you get is not automatically being treated like shit by every person you meet.

[–]cult_of_ron_burgandy 3 points4 points ago

A redditor from Louisville?

[–]phattu 2 points3 points ago

They all look much happier and fun to hangout with in their pre-fit pics. Sombody should parody a /r/gainit; Before: A lonely muscle dbag, "Everybody hated me because of me being fit", After: Fat guy having a blast at the beach "Now everyone wants to hang out with me :D because they don't feel insecure anymore"

[–]Gremlinskaffa -1 points0 points ago

There is also the other way around...

Edit; it used to say "I Beat ..." before I MSPainted..

[–]VirtualAnarchy[S] 5 points6 points ago

I wouldn't have noticed! Great job!

[–]blackhawk465 -1 points0 points ago

Can anyone explain why nobody is looking at her chest?

[–]fodrox04 4 points5 points ago

Cause they're sad boobs :( Not in the way that they're bad boobs, but looking at them make you sad.

[–]MrBae 1 point2 points ago

Just keep track and be accountable for what you eat, also if your not exerting naturally then join a gym.

[–]Illquitwhenimdead 2 points3 points ago

Exercise and diet dude. If you can get into a daily workout, where you work up a sweat and get your heart beating for 20 minutes (just 20 minutes), you will naturally want to improve your diet. When you're sweating pizza grease you'll know what I'm talking about, I've been there.

I smoke though, so I can't really give advice.

[–]RissyQuicks 0 points1 point ago

you should repost this in r/reactiongifs

[–]theloz -1 points0 points ago

Chow Yun-Fatter

[–]biesterd1 1 point2 points ago

Reddit actually upvoted something from Glee? Damn.. Maybe a new day is dawning

[–]debbie_does_malice 2 points3 points ago

Probably didnt realise it was from Glee, I didnt.

[–]SoulPoleSuperstar 0 points1 point ago

hey girl , you hungry.

[–]MJZMan -1 points0 points ago

It would have been funnier were she flipping the bird instead.

[–]Lvl2PooShooter 1 point2 points ago

People scared to be fat have ugly hearts.

[–]matthileo 0 points1 point ago

I like the way you think

[–]pokkacoffee 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because you're fat :)

[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently down 10 pounds (in about a month and a half) of the 85 I'm trying to lose.

Most of the before and afters I saw this summer referenced myfitnesspal.com and still use it daily for their calorie intake. Other people have had luck with various other sites. I'm using MFP, but here's a list of sites to scope out:

My Fitness Pal - Plain and simple calorie counting website. Excellent food database, but the exercise portion seems a bit lacking.

Fitocracy - I pick things up, and put them back down! This site is heavy on the weights and bodybuilding. If you're getting close to the last 10-20 pounds you should be logging your workouts here. This is probably THE BEST exercise logging site. Unfortunately, you can't count calories here. It doesn't exist.

Spark People - It seems pretty close to MFP, but the database isn't as robust. All the same features and more reside on this site, but it comes off as a bit more cluttered. Livestrong - lance Armstrong's site. Has a decent food database and exercise plans. Seemed a bit over advertised to me.

Lets Move! - Michelle Obama's fitness website. It seems to link to a bunch of other government websites with all sorts of stuff. It seems convoluted to me.

There are several other sites out there, but these seem to be the bigger ones that seem (to me) to give good results. Figure out what works for you. And there's only one real secret to losing weight or getting fit: DON'T QUIT!

[–]jrichg 0 points1 point ago

This is perfect.

[–]ojplz 0 points1 point ago

how i feel knowing zombies will eat you fatties first

[–]MidWestJoke 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha, glad I'm not the only one!

Also, LOVED her on Glee, she was my favorite :)

[–]ryko25 -1 points0 points ago

How I feel when all the "how I feel" redditors have been herded up and boiled.

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

i know that feel, sister.

[–]deadendcruiser -1 points0 points ago

I just ask myself,"do I get myself hot?" if not, I cut out snacks, eat more fruits and veggies and less red meat. Maybe I go do some cardio. Both of my brothers are fat, part of it is their body type but a BIG part of it is all the bullshit fast food they eat. Hot pockets, panda express, McDonald's, burgers, french fries, Denny's. Why the fuck spend all that money on food when you can spend it on whiskey? Are you shitting every day? How much water do you drink a day? Drinking more water will help you slim down, get rid of excess shit in your gut and help bloating.

[–]TILAHHAKEN 1 point2 points ago

What larger ladies don't understand, is as long as they are hygienic, confident, look after themselves, eat good - then we'll marry you.

[–]debbie_does_malice 6 points7 points ago

Because thats what its all about... - get over yourselves guys

[–]Davey_Disapproves -2 points-1 points ago

With the coming food shortage, you all know that Monsanto (or whatever the fuck is their name) is just going to harvest all you fat motherfuckers...I can't wait. I won't buy the product, but then again, they won't tell us it's people...maybe they should make a movie starring Heston...

[–]Nivardica 0 points1 point ago

Well youre nice :/

[–]elmasur 1 point2 points ago

Yay for Glee gifs.

[–]khengstebeck -2 points-1 points ago

Put down that brownie

[–]AshleyTeacher -2 points-1 points ago

Is that the girl from All That?

[–]Shawtaay 3 points4 points ago

She's Ashley Fink from Glee. Lori Beth Denberg is the large girl from All That.

[–]AshleyTeacher 1 point2 points ago

thanks! don't know anything about glee and haven't seen lori beth since the late nineties so it was an honest mistake. didn't expect to get downvoted for it, but ah well.

[–]Shawtaay 0 points1 point ago

No worries, the more you know!

Have an upvote!