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[–]Silent_Creeper 67 points68 points ago

[–]big-karim 10 points11 points ago

Duuhuhuhuhuhuh.

[–]EatPrayQueef 7 points8 points ago

I wanna take this time to thank Silent_Creeper, for making a 12 second google search that much shorter.

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. What else is there to say.

[–]Dick_Serious 1 point2 points ago

whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa....

whoa.

[–]ArianFosterThePeople -4 points-3 points ago

Doin god's work

[–]flamingboard 128 points129 points ago

She's the reason my dark knight rises.

[–]Squalor- 27 points28 points ago

I would have assumed you had a white knight.

[–]flamingboard 14 points15 points ago

It has a dark side.

[–]Digimoz 5 points6 points ago

Rapist.

[–]flamingboard 0 points1 point ago

Birthmark.

[–]lydocia 43 points44 points ago

Racist.

[–]Talah 6 points7 points ago

I swear to god, I see you everywhere.

[–]lydocia 3 points4 points ago

That's because I am everywhere.

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 0 points1 point ago

Everywhere... But nowhere?

[–]whatthehelpp 3 points4 points ago

You assumed she is a guy ?

SEXIST.

[–]tst69 67 points68 points ago

I want to do so many dirty things to her

[–]Sillylovesongs 37 points38 points ago

GET IN LINE FUCKER. I've been in the line for years now.

[–]Cyberslasher 14 points15 points ago

She... has... movies.. in which.. she does naughty things... can't you just fantasize with those?

[–]icanarejesus 7 points8 points ago

I've been in line since Princess Diaries.

[–]ailee43 6 points7 points ago

You will enjoy the complete lack of clothing for about 3/4s of the movie in Love and Other Drugs then.

Its as glorious as you would expect

[–]thebayway 8 points9 points ago

She was serious eye-candy in that movie.

[–]idosillythings 17 points18 points ago

Why did you change the line? The original was so much better.

"My mother told me not to get into cars with strange men."

"Thisgliahdndacar."

[–]steviesteveo12 12 points13 points ago

"My mother told me not to get into cars with strange men."

"[radio static]"

[–]LeCrushinator 40 points41 points ago

Anyone else hear an overly raspy voice in their head when reading this?

[–]Cyberslasher 46 points47 points ago

Yes. Because the overly raspy voice actually said that during the actual movie.

[–]b0w3n 34 points35 points ago

Holy shit bro, spoilers.

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[–]b0w3n 12 points13 points ago

Oh now you're going to tell me Gandalf dies and resurrects like a wizardjesus right? Like who the fuck would believe that?!?

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[–]mrpti 5 points6 points ago

THEN WHO WAS RING

[–]abloogywoogywoo 5 points6 points ago

"Snape kills trinity with rosebud"

[–]KaziArmada 2 points3 points ago

Trailers always Spoil

[–]done_holding_back 8 points9 points ago

WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING

[–]Sr_Navarre 6 points7 points ago

Malkovich?

[–]km1bm30 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, because he's scary.

[–]thecoffee 2 points3 points ago

From catwoman?

[–]ringringbananaphone -2 points-1 points ago

IMNOTWERINHOCKEYPADS

[–]yuze_ 10 points11 points ago

Tight latex suits, oh god...

[–]Sprocketlord 4 points5 points ago

Get on my horse.

[–]chicago69 10 points11 points ago

I just laughed entirely way too hard

[–]mrpti 8 points9 points ago

I laughed the appropriate amount of laughter, and am totally comfortable with it.

[–]turdburglersc -2 points-1 points ago

i smiled a bit and found it humorous. somehow i managed to avoid laughing out loud so i wont claim to of done so.

[–]felatedbirthday 1 point2 points ago

Thanks man.

In other news I farted earlier.

[–]aaronaqua1 6 points7 points ago

Sucks that she just got married. I so would have had a chance.

[–]m17thomas 3 points4 points ago

Repost

[–]iPeeOnYou -1 points0 points ago

Is this what Reddit is turning into?

[–]loch_ness_lobster 8 points9 points ago

Turned

[–]thecoffee 1 point2 points ago

Overturned

[–]Shellface 1 point2 points ago

CASE CLOSED

[–]GigEmChicago12 2 points3 points ago

I'll upvote this just for how good she looks

[–]iAmTheGoldenBoy -1 points0 points ago

Get on my house ill take you round the universe and allll the other places too...

[–]Wander0r 0 points1 point ago

Horse*

[–]iAmTheGoldenBoy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah autocorrect will do that to you- on my iPhone.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to think of a creative way to say this was reposted more than 8 times since TDKR came out.

[–]Bobarhino 0 points1 point ago

I read the bottom picture with a growly inflection in mind like the Batman was eating rocks and some got permanently stuck in his throat.

[–]bestbiff 0 points1 point ago

Anne's busty.

[–]computergroove 0 points1 point ago

I laughed and went WTF. Which subreddit should it go into?

[–]CaptainTransylvania 0 points1 point ago

Of course this guy gets a thousand karma only by posting it after me. You work in mysterious ways reddit.

[–]IAmFunnyAMA 0 points1 point ago

Toronto Batman?

[–]wookiesandwich -2 points-1 points ago

why is this on r/funny?