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[–]TardisDude 338 points339 points ago

Is that your reaction when you realized you were watching Speed 2?

[–]OP_I_DREW_YOU 551 points552 points ago

DAFOE DID I JUST WATCH?!?

[–]wadonka 94 points95 points ago

There was a FIRE FIGHT!

[–]Kylskap 73 points74 points ago

[–]LordOfPies 8 points9 points ago

From what movie is this?

[–]ambientmf 40 points41 points ago

Boondock Saints.

[–]kamp_krusty 11 points12 points ago

Boondock Saints

It's a great scene.

[–]Exducer 13 points14 points ago

Boondock Saints

It's a great movie.

[–]0ab83a7b 12 points13 points ago

Let's not go down this road.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 62 points63 points ago

It's a great movie. It's a decent action movie that gets too much praise.

[–]ShredDurst 18 points19 points ago

It is pretty much the perfect "bro" film. There's brotherhood, ass kicking, shallow philosophical questions, a funny asshole as a main character, revenge, and even some titties (or Willem Dafoe, if you're so inclined). If you go in expecting high art, you're going to be disappointed, but if you take it at face value it's a great movie.

[–]BrutePhysics 31 points32 points ago

I dunno about that... dafoe is fucking awesome in that movie.

[–]abloogywoogywoo 4 points5 points ago

Dafoe was awesome. The rest of the movie was fun but mediocre

[–]A_Polite_Noise 20 points21 points ago

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...FIGHT! Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren!

[–]wadonka 13 points14 points ago

Amaaaazing Graaace...

[–]southernsun 7 points8 points ago

This isn't a fever!

[–]Quintronaquar 6 points7 points ago

I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DOORKNOB

[–]ani625 204 points205 points ago

[–]Kylskap 128 points129 points ago

[–]irawwwr 51 points52 points ago

That is ... a little terrifying

[–]Kylskap 86 points87 points ago

[–]wadonka 18 points19 points ago

It's on now. It's on now.

[–]laebshade 3 points4 points ago

[–]OsamaBeenModdin 2 points3 points ago

He synced up perfectly to the song I had playing. I am crying right now.

[–]FreeDirt 6 points7 points ago

You've been holding that in for a long time haven't you?

[–]UR_Face 26 points27 points ago

Dennis Leary is such a great actor

[–]that-freakin-guy 0 points1 point ago

Right?! I loved Spiderman!

Fucking clones, bro.. How do they work?

[–]namelesswonder 15 points16 points ago

[–]futafan 4 points5 points ago

does anybody has the original to this?

[–]CodeOfKonami 78 points79 points ago

I'm calling bullshit.

No one watches Speed 2.

[–]Frankeh 22 points23 points ago

I don't understand how anyone thought an out of control cruise liner would be exciting.

[–]Sonoluminescent 37 points38 points ago

IF THAT ICEBERG MOVES MORE THAN ONE CENTIMETER PER YEAR, WE'RE ALL SCREWED

[–]homochrist 17 points18 points ago

finally im gettin laid

[–]alexanderwales 2 points3 points ago

I liked the part where it smashed into the shore - that was cool.

[–]Kringels 9 points10 points ago

Whats even worse is they paused it so that they wouldn't miss any of Speed 2 while they were away.

[–]oddworld19 71 points72 points ago

I was wondering where this was from.

[–]friendlypenguin 13 points14 points ago

The "How did this get made" podcast for this episode is hilarious. Apparently nobody wanted to be a part of the project. Most of the actors did it because it was just a paycheck. Dafoe actually turned it down multiple times and finally relented after 10 other people said no.

Sandra Bullock only agreed because the producers agreed to foot the bill for another one of her movies if she starred in this.

It was a train wreck from the start.

[–]tristamgreen 4 points5 points ago

You sure it wasn't a boat wreck? fnarr fnarr

[–]Magrippinho 35 points36 points ago

Willem Dafoe: For when you want a villainous monster, but also want to save on make-up.

[–]flamingboard 20 points21 points ago

Welcome to Fark.

[–]Kosley 20 points21 points ago

He has chiclets for teeth.

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 5 points6 points ago

Dennis the Menace movie.

[–]robot_rock 16 points17 points ago

Looks like an Aphex Twin filmclip.

[–]IseeIcyIcedTea 65 points66 points ago

"Your resistance only makes my penis harder".

[–]MrGMinor 13 points14 points ago

I can just hear his raspy voice behind my ear, that yellow breath wafting over my shoulder. Oh jeez!

[–]DeHussey 13 points14 points ago

This is a popular image on 4chan

[–]rayrab911 25 points26 points ago

[–]somepuertorican 18 points19 points ago

That scene legitimately scared the shit out of me...

[–]IAMAVelociraptorAMA 44 points45 points ago

[–]Rangourthaman_ 13 points14 points ago

From what species did you originate?

Do you still have feathers?

Is it difficult to adapt to today's society?

Are people often scared of you or do they try to shoo you away?

[–]IAMAVelociraptorAMA 9 points10 points ago

  1. Never ask a dino what he originated from. That's rude.

  2. Of course I do. I've always had feathers.

  3. Jurassic Park has created a culture of fear around my people. Some times I just can't get around the prejudice.

  4. I get shot at a lot :(

[–]SRS_are_cunts 94 points95 points ago

Bite the pillow. I'm going in dry.

[–]Kittiesaresonice 21 points22 points ago

Prepare your anus.

[–]jdepps113 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, all we know is that the director said that was the reason they used a stunt dick.

[–]mrnightowl 188 points189 points ago

I'm pretty sure you paused it and then moved it frame by frame to get the picture you wanted.

edit: I'm so sorry that people are so stupid to believe in this shit

[–]SpencerJamesK 146 points147 points ago

He actually holds that face for a while. Like, a little longer than comfortable.

[–]realfinkployd 63 points64 points ago

What is what his face naturally looks like. It is a measure of his acting skills that he can hold a calm face for so long when filming.

[–]dan_au 92 points93 points ago

What is what

Truly, a question worthy of asking.

[–]decayingteeth 25 points26 points ago

Why? What is what not not?

[–]SpencerJamesK 7 points8 points ago

What is what not what what not was?

[–]colonelbyson 14 points15 points ago

The fifth world subreddit titles are leaking.

[–]Melnorme 14 points15 points ago

I'm pretty sure he found this pic on Somethingawful eight years ago.

[–]NathansDad 19 points20 points ago

Defoe's da shit!

[–]rmustard 6 points7 points ago

[–]thewahlrus 9 points10 points ago

I didn't know Madonna was in Speed 2.

[–]rickster907 4 points5 points ago

Dafuq Dafoe. Sup wit dat.

[–]Want_Bourbon 4 points5 points ago

Does anyone remember that movie when Willem Dafoe played that normal guy? Me neither.

[–]Wannabe_Hipster 4 points5 points ago

Aw... he looked so happy =(

[–]nothinnerdy 15 points16 points ago

I did the same thing with Firefly a little while ago...

[–]D14BL0 9 points10 points ago

Would still bang.

[–]womens_suffrage 4 points5 points ago

This made it harder to fap.

[–]WutsTaters 4 points5 points ago

Overly Attached Dafoe is much less palatable than OAG.

[–]Happymessy 3 points4 points ago

Too drastic to be a meme ....

[–]shipman 3 points4 points ago

Why in God's name were you watching Speed 2?

[–]Doeby 3 points4 points ago

[–]deadstarblues 7 points8 points ago

Here is another beautiful face from William: link

[–]EskNerd 5 points6 points ago

William Dafoia?

[–]matt01ss 21 points22 points ago

William Dafuq

[–]Darierl 2 points3 points ago

ahaah I love that film, especially the bit where he gets his head blown off and you see it fly up in the air still attached to the spinal column

lol

Ed: It's Wild At Heart Watch this http://youtu.be/ibCDxmMfbrY

nsfw

[–]bluejacket 6 points7 points ago

lol

spinal column you say, well i'm sorry to change your view on the matter, but it's just the tail of the stocking on his head.... i admut a spinal column would have been nice

[–]CharacterZee 5 points6 points ago

PREPARE THY ANUS.

[–]radibadical 6 points7 points ago

Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee. Willem Dafoe is pretty sca-ry.

[–]merkinmavin 8 points9 points ago

[–]REallyDiDntdoIT 3 points4 points ago

Relax, you might like it

[–]jwoerd69 2 points3 points ago

Best insult ever: you look like Willem Dafoe raped your mother.

[–]Fractales 2 points3 points ago

He would make a good spider-man villan.

Maybe the Green Goblin?

[–]sidiki 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would bang.

[–]Jabus 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MDfA7.jpg - Samuel L. Jackson says game on.

[–]JuanJuanLeprechaun 3 points4 points ago

I'd make that face too if John McClane was driving the car.

[–]br0ckt00n 12 points13 points ago

[–]elloelloello 10 points11 points ago

thank god you turned this into a meme, it's the only language we understand.

[–]jscoppe 45 points46 points ago

Turned this into a meme?

It's been a meme for years: http://i.imgur.com/tQyEJ.jpg

[–]passthecheezits 9 points10 points ago

surprised this isnt the top comment. this face is pretty old

[–]fluxquanta 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I mean, he's got to at least be in his 50's.

[–]hukgrackmountain 7 points8 points ago

anyone reminded of the yogurt guy? SFW version

[–]skarface6 -3 points-2 points ago

Isn't this a screenshot?

No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

[–]wanderso24 4 points5 points ago

I THINK a shitty picture of a tv screen is different than the aforementioned "screenshot". I would imagine that is referring to people posting computer screenshots. I guess its up to the up/downvotes though.

[–]smokemon80 1 point2 points ago

This is what happens when they strike at Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

[–]DMNDNMD 1 point2 points ago

Green Goblin

[–]bward10 1 point2 points ago

Well, they don't call him Willem Dafriend.

[–]kittbttf 1 point2 points ago

"Now he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask, but he's scarier without it on."

[–]pinetar321 1 point2 points ago

the title speed wasn't referring to the cars...

[–]McWut 1 point2 points ago

Fap and stare

[–]gnarbucketz 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the Dafoe in its natural habitat.

[–]Ze_Rydah_93 -1 points0 points ago

welp. guess i'm not going to sleep...ever.

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

He finally caught Spider Man.

[–]gh0st32 0 points1 point ago

Wow he has some bad teeth

[–]Quiet_Guy116 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think he looks like a Demon in the thumbnail.

[–]ChaosJohnson 0 points1 point ago

"How do you like your vacation NOW?!?"

[–]erawenahs 1 point2 points ago

[–]Goto10 0 points1 point ago

Madonna teeth

[–]hooger0000 0 points1 point ago

Shit! press play, press play!

[–]winning9986 1 point2 points ago

Him and Morgan Freeman make me less self conscious about my bad teeth

[–]sokpuppet1 1 point2 points ago

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!!

sorry, wrong movie.

[–]NotAnOctopus 0 points1 point ago

Kudos to you, I now have new material to post in random locations.

[–]Bogey_Kingston 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to reddit, every time I see this guy, I now think of how Willem Dafoe has such a huge dong, when he did a nude scene they have a body double come in because his dick is so big (How Big Is It!) that the entire film crew was "confused" by it.

Edit: grammar

[–]Saint947 1 point2 points ago

ITT: The closest representation of my O face.

[–]Habieru7 0 points1 point ago

he looks like the guy who tried to rape my friends sister.

[–]Kaelyor 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this reactionimage.jpg has been on 4chan for literally centuries

...oh well

[–]TheMightyMerg 1 point2 points ago

Prepare your anus

[–]NomisD 1 point2 points ago

he would have made a great gollum...

[–]Pantherpants -1 points0 points ago

Dat face.

[–]funkcity -1 points0 points ago

[–]whyjulyin 0 points1 point ago

Hey, you gonna eat that baby?

[–]nycfrc -1 points0 points ago

lmao

[–]done_holding_back 0 points1 point ago

He watches you when you sleep.

[–]ChicagoBrent 0 points1 point ago

Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?

[–]DrPepcid 0 points1 point ago

I think I just pooped.

[–]Tkozy 0 points1 point ago

They use Willem Dafoe to shrink wrap boats.

[–]RAAM_n_Noodles 0 points1 point ago

His reaction to "Sticking leeches to his ass?"

[–]alteffeight 0 points1 point ago

Dafoe is awesome, but he is one creepy lookin' mofo.

[–]Usarmyliberal 0 points1 point ago

Such a creepy picture. I feel like hes staring into my soul

[–]MasterStevans -1 points0 points ago

Don't lie we all know you purposely paused it so you could post it on Reddit say "I had to pause it" so you could get karma. You dirty karma whore.

[–]joshykins -1 points0 points ago

Was watching Speed 2 last night when I paused it intentionally at the moment Dafoe makes this funny face that's been posted and re-posted so many times but I decided to re-post it anyway because I like invisible internet points.

[–]Jrebeclee -1 points0 points ago

Willem Dafoe is a shithead.

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

That's his O face

[–]Jon3laze -1 points0 points ago

I caught this guy plotting on American Idol.

[–]duleewopper 0 points1 point ago

Playyyy the best sooonnng in the world..... or ill eat your soul

[–]Qb9 0 points1 point ago

Why would someone watch Speed 2?

[–]cadric 1 point2 points ago

[–]FoxyGrampa 0 points1 point ago

COOKIES?!

[–]Satanz666 1 point2 points ago

Speed 2? What'd you watch next... Gigli?

[–]Bob_N_Frapples 1 point2 points ago

You were watching Speed2? I hope you used a throwaway account after admitting that.

[–]vaendryl 0 points1 point ago

the lack of ace ventura pics at the top of this thread saddens me.

[–]REPOSTSANDCATS -1 points0 points ago

ERMAHGERD! BERMBS!

[–]m_r_bojangles 1 point2 points ago

[–]orangasm 0 points1 point ago

I can't watch movies with this guy in it. For some reason he just makes me want to look away. Like I am uncomfortable with seeing him even looking in my direction. So this pic will keep me from sleeping for the next 2 weeks. Thanks

[–]jerrrfy 1 point2 points ago

thanks for the new profile pic!

[–]Fallen_Weeble 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Rudy Giuliani was in Speed 2...

[–]Mikeyboldballs2 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Carrot Top was in speed two

[–]portablemustard 0 points1 point ago

please someone give bilboa the ring back!

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point ago

More like Meth 2...

[–]ajhillhome 0 points1 point ago

DAFOOEE

[–]GrammerPants 0 points1 point ago

My Precious!

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

That's a gawkward pause

[–]Bikenutt -1 points0 points ago

I love Willem Dafoe.

[–]Mi220ry 0 points1 point ago

Iiii will be seeing you in my nightmares tonight.

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

Those teeth. Is that the midget from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

[–]Scyntax 0 points1 point ago

Prepare your anus.

[–]mkalex 0 points1 point ago

This has convinced me NOT to buy a HD TV.

[–]cloverling 0 points1 point ago

Speed 2 1/2: Faster than the Speed of Terror. |:

[–]AxelCaprio 0 points1 point ago

My cousin and I watched this when we were younger. It was on TV at the time where everything is funny. (Even the word "Carrot"). So we nearly died of laughter. Every time we see crazy face we look at eachother and say "Speed".

Good memories.

[–]LukeInDenver 0 points1 point ago

Who is that lady?

[–]pineapple_princesss 0 points1 point ago

Leaches!!!!!

[–]aubs9125 -1 points0 points ago

That is one ugly lesbian.

[–]Tartantyco 0 points1 point ago

So that's the movie it's from. No wonder I've never seen the scene before, I bailed on Speed 2 after about 5 minutes.

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

Bell, Biv, Defoe.

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

most people just turn it off when they realize the sub-title is "Cruise Control"

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

Fareed Zakaria was never the same after getting caught plagiarizing

[–]themanbat 0 points1 point ago

Dafoe always looks like this.

[–]CrimsonChamorro 0 points1 point ago

thunder cats hooooooooooooo!!!

[–]mottoyolo 0 points1 point ago

Willem Dafoe is the real-life shadowlurker.

[–]iamjakt 0 points1 point ago

BILBO NO!!!

[–]casbar 0 points1 point ago

Vampire Jesus!!!

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 0 points1 point ago

Was watching Speed 2 last night

WHY.

[–]fondupot 0 points1 point ago

As terrible as that movie is. I love it.

And yes Willem Dafoe is quite creepy in that film.

[–]dietotaku -1 points0 points ago

i am convinced willem dafoe has chicklets for front teeth.

[–]br00tman 0 points1 point ago

Dis for u

[–]mikebuds 0 points1 point ago

Too many comments to go through while I'm pooping, but while I'm here, Obligitory: Kill it before it lays eggs.

[–]Ranxeroxxx 1 point2 points ago

There was a Speed 2?

[–]TokenBlackKid 0 points1 point ago

I definitely see some Bilbo Baggins in this.

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

Pretty standard for Dafoe

[–]frodeem 0 points1 point ago

ah Kevin Bacon

[–]DaMountainDwarf 1 point2 points ago

NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO!

[–]gypsygib 0 points1 point ago

Best rape face ever.

[–]xSGAx -1 points0 points ago

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL!!

Jason Patric ftw.

not really. What a bad movie. Now, JP I'm The Lost Boys?? *epic**

[–]gil14 0 points1 point ago

Possibly the most under-rated actor of all time?

[–]ReallyBadToot 0 points1 point ago

I got a great fuckin laugh right there. thank you for that

[–]DrNoodles247 1 point2 points ago

old screenshot is old.

[–]backwardsK15 0 points1 point ago

Now this I can fap to.

[–]BonerChamp11 0 points1 point ago

This is just like speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat!

[–]JinxSphinx 0 points1 point ago

EEEEEEEK!

[–]CleanBill 0 points1 point ago

It knows we are watching it :-S

[–]jdepps113 0 points1 point ago

Was watching Speed 2

I've identified your first mistake.