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My first post. This is my father when we were in Bermuda. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by melaniewertheim

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[–]thatmccoyguy 15 points16 points ago

Hank? Hank Shrader? Is that you? How is the DEA job?

[–]emily_strange 1 point2 points ago

dean post DEA http://i.imgur.com/Hnbzz.jpg

[–]Aquagoat 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Bonampak. I've been there. Neat.

[–]AndyMaite 0 points1 point ago

glad someone else picked up on it!

[–]Jesse977s 0 points1 point ago

This is how he cleaned hi ass after the last episode

[–]White_pants 14 points15 points ago

Why do they have Scandinavian troll in Bermuda?

[–]itsfreshlyshorn 2 points3 points ago

its outside of davisons at the clocktower mall

im sure the answer is on google somewhere, but if i can find the picture i took of the sign hes holding ill come back and post it

[–]where_is_that 2 points3 points ago

We had that one at our local grocery store as i grew up in northern Norway. Was wondering how they got it.

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[–]where_is_that 0 points1 point ago

You mean the triangle right?;)

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

bermuda shorts are ideal for easy access.

[–]NickDerpkins 6 points7 points ago

This looks like Norway from Epcot

[–]Aquagoat 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Hoggle from Labyrinth.

[–]Pastry_Pants 3 points4 points ago

Is this at a "Moods of Norway" shop or something? 'Cause that sort of troll is kinda the mascot of Norway/Scandinavia.

[–]GravityTheory 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's in the clock tower mall in dockyard. They mostly have a bunch of weird shit to get the attention of cruise ship tourists.

[–]miss-sawa 4 points5 points ago

I've upvoted all the people who said it and I'll say it again: What is a Norwegian troll doing down there?

[–]DeliBelly -1 points0 points ago

Why would you say it again?

[–]KimTV -1 points0 points ago

So did I.

[–]Im_not_a_radius 2 points3 points ago

Why is he sticking his nose in that guy's ass?

[–]turtlelrock -1 points0 points ago

Lol.. I went there to, in August for my first cruise.

[–]segalflock 1 point2 points ago

i think this would also fit well in /r/statuegropers

[–]Naezwood 1 point2 points ago

Clearly he doesn't understand anything about defeating trolls.

[–]Nickelback_Cage 1 point2 points ago

Does he shave his ankles?

[–]The_Wisest_of_Fools 0 points1 point ago

How would you feel if I told you I too had touched that with my butt?

[–]worldfamous 0 points1 point ago

depends whether you were wearing jorts at the time.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 1 point2 points ago

Jean shorts, colourful shirt, and sandals.

Yep, that's a dad on holiday.

[–]melaniewertheim[S] 1 point2 points ago

No, he does not shave his ankles. He always wears his socks really high, so te hair naturally soppet growing because there was no sunlight. He will forever have that tan line.

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

Funny, because I know exactly where that is. Couple minutes from my house!

[–]DeliBelly 0 points1 point ago

Hair needs sunlight to grow?

[–]melaniewertheim[S] 0 points1 point ago

Lol, apparently. Or from putting his socks on so many times, the hair got rubbed off. I don't know what it is, but hair just diesnt grow in those areas anymore. I tease my father about it, and so does my mother.

[–]DeliBelly 0 points1 point ago

Do you have pubes? If so, do you walk around naked? ;)

[–]howboutme 0 points1 point ago

Congrats! Did he intentionally send that to you to prep you for National Coming Out Day which is October 11?

[–]CaptainCankles 1 point2 points ago

Funny because I live in Bermuda and my rugby team actually took that troll hostage for a few weeks.. We took it to all the bars on Front Street!

[–]stickitinatriscuitbo 0 points1 point ago

Why does your father have such a long nose? And bad teeth?

[–]redemit 0 points1 point ago

Have you mentioned to him the benefits of adoption?

[–]Wiicycle 1 point2 points ago

I saw him! Uou guys came off a cruise ship!

[–]cheesy_willy -1 points0 points ago

Is your father Hank Schrader

[–]melaniewertheim[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Kenneth Wertheim

[–]AllThePenguins 1 point2 points ago

This is in the little mall/arcade in Dockyard, right?

[–]DauqsRetiol 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck it's Andrew Zimmern.

[–]masturbateToSleep 0 points1 point ago

Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!!

[–]smartalec5595 0 points1 point ago

As a Bermudian, I find it awesome that anyone who lives here would instantly be able to tell where this is. Upvote for my country. :D

[–]Hotfatchicks1 0 points1 point ago

omg i was at that store this summer!

[–]melaniewertheim[S] -1 points0 points ago

I went there in August too!

[–]smurfette790 -2 points-1 points ago

Lol I went there Sept. 10th!

[–]Islandgirl75 0 points1 point ago

Your dad is way cooler than my dad

[–]Fagel88 0 points1 point ago

Did your dad molest you or something? Because the bar is set pretty low.

[–]Islandgirl75 0 points1 point ago

Geeeezus!!! no he didn't molest me! he was just really strict and didn't have much of a sense of humor

[–]spunkymarimba 0 points1 point ago

ha ha

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