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[–]the_sleeve 49 points50 points ago

I read it wrong over and over, wrong, then went back and saw re-read the title to the post and read it wrong again...and then I slowed the fuck down and read it correctly.

[–]ASesz 9 points10 points ago

Literally did exactly this...

[–]nikolaiownz -1 points0 points ago

haha same!

[–]zenbubz 2 points3 points ago

I was like... what does the Jojoba mean? OH not Aloe.. Alone.. after the billionth read.

[–]namoaron 0 points1 point ago

[–]KabanaBoy 13 points14 points ago

Wait minute! I've read this wrong before!

[–]deja-vu-comment 28 points29 points ago

Totally Reddit wrong.

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[–]Satafly 1 point2 points ago

doing god's work, bot

[–]juurastaja 8 points9 points ago

I actually took this photo myself in my mothers bathroom. Nice to still keep misreading it though. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sy7mv/kept_misreading_it/

[–]BrassRhino 13 points14 points ago

More like, keep reposting it.

[–]estos76 3 points4 points ago

Repost by the way

[–]aequitas3 3 points4 points ago

Then I see it has jojoba micro beads, which would probably give you mega dick rash.

[–]mexidoll 2 points3 points ago

Re-emphasizing: F O R E V E R

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

Lol.

[–]RedRaine84 0 points1 point ago

Took me 4 times. What the hell!

[–]Freak490 1 point2 points ago

With microspheres of lord jabujabu? what kind of wizardry is this?!

[–]Dcarnys 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is gods way of telling me that's enough reddit for one day. Good night guys.

[–]Smanly 0 points1 point ago

I read this wrong even after seeing it for the second time.

[–]EmoJarsh 0 points1 point ago

It's not often I give out an upvote and hold a grudge. Well done sir.

[–]jzzanthapuss 0 points1 point ago

i wouldn't fap with that, man, just sayin (unless your knob needs a good How's Your Neighbor) - from so much fapping, i would assume.

never mind, carry on!

[–]mac11jr 0 points1 point ago

Damnit! I even took my time on that!

[–]jonosvision -1 points0 points ago

You could have at least thought of a new title...

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/bi4SI

[–]kendallmaloneon 0 points1 point ago

unintentional cosmetic product french flag high five!

[–]wolfie_boi 0 points1 point ago

It's the best selling lotion for recently unemployed male college graduates, for some reason.

[–]goodathiestyosef 1 point2 points ago

I missed out on front-page stardom; I saw this a few years ago in a hotel and noticed the similarity, but did not take a picture

[–]mjh1088 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, The word 'scrub' is spelled fine.

[–]CoyoteStark -1 points0 points ago

ITT: OP so full of shit his eyes are leaking

[–]zackflavored 0 points1 point ago

I have this fucking lotion shit and use it everyday and each time i read it, it normally says "forever aloe". Yet when I see it on the reddit, all of a sudden it instantly reads "forever alone" instead... what have you done to me internet.

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

Now read it with a Kim Jong Il accent.

[–]Nanananatankgirl 0 points1 point ago

I didn't question myself, but contemplated why OP couldn't read it right. I read it wrong.

[–]oiseau_x 1 point2 points ago

My boyfriend works for this company. We have some forever aloe chapstick, forever aloe lotion....

[–]goodbyeskyharbour 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a book and I was sure I was sure I was reading the 'scrub' part wrong... 'Forever Alone Scrub' is a stupid book title.

[–]mojoheartbeat 0 points1 point ago

microsperm?

[–]Aaes -1 points0 points ago

I posted this 9 months ago.

Fuck me karma.

[–]littleTornado 0 points1 point ago

shit i did too !

[–]Brandongo 0 points1 point ago

I fell for it once.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

First thing I saw was the French Flag.

[–]djl1699 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was reading it right... Haha

[–]rastapasta808 0 points1 point ago

Are you telling me to keep misreading it?