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[–]specialservices 114 points115 points ago

Like a sir

Shut. The Fuck. Up.

[–]smokeyjoe223 79 points80 points ago

Fuck you. Stop saying "like a sir". You fucking cunt.

[–]ImPaylay 42 points43 points ago

The fuck,how does this get the upvotes it gets.

[–]CarpetFibers 49 points50 points ago

Like a sir

Fuck this thread

[–]VicYesterday 55 points56 points ago

Le check out this le gem, my good men

[–]Brickfrigid 18 points19 points ago

Le gentleman/scholor lelele

[–]mordacthedenier 7 points8 points ago

lololol swag [7]

[–]xtfftc 5 points6 points ago

Le check out this le gem, my good men

Le check out this le gem, kind sirs

[–]BrotherDamascus 2 points3 points ago

Nailed it, you magnificent bastard.

[–]beaverboyz 23 points24 points ago

This thread mitterally gave [m]e cancer

[–]feefiefofum 3 points4 points ago

I miterally went blind.

[–]YouRackaDisciprine 45 points46 points ago

Don't say "like a sir". It isn't funny.

[–]grapesareokayiguess 6 points7 points ago

LOLOLOL LIKE A SIR! DAE REMEMBER THIS GEM??? (only 90's kids will)

[–]eifersucht12a 9 points10 points ago

I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.

[–]YHofSuburbia 7 points8 points ago

[–]murderbum999 11 points12 points ago

Shit pun is shit.

[–]Gougeru 7 points8 points ago

[–]TimothyGonzalez 0 points1 point ago

Except he's gotten shitloads of karma

[–]Jlockette 1 point2 points ago

Rascist

[–]Siiaa 4 points5 points ago

I call repost!!

[–]phaeton_didnt_quit 0 points1 point ago

i own this mug. it's much better than your picture.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/tea-rex-mug.aspx

[–]NeVeNGamingYT 1 point2 points ago

Can I get this on a shirt? PLZ

http://i.imgur.com/DTjNt.gif

[–]cornflake37 0 points1 point ago

He can't even drink the damn tea!

[–]Pickselated 0 points1 point ago

Like a DINOSIR

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

I honestly wonder how OP expected anyone to react after seeing this?

[–]Shiverfox 0 points1 point ago

Came here expecting stupid arm jokes. Instead got people making fun of the awful post title.

FAITH IN REDDIT LE RESTORED.

[–]theinfamousbigd 0 points1 point ago

That's a dog... I don't even...

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[–]Drunken-Historian -1 points0 points ago

Reminds my of this.

[–]erer44 1 point2 points ago

Like a saur. You have got to be retarded to miss such a pun.

[–]renome 1 point2 points ago

Too bad he can't drink it.

[–]daedcat 2 points3 points ago

Now let's see him bring the cup to his mouth..

[–]district9 1 point2 points ago

Or put a fucking hat on or take it off... Much less fuck around with a monocle...

[–]FreaXoMatic 1 point2 points ago

9gag is leaking again

[–]AnimatedSnake -5 points-4 points ago

Holy shit, a tread completely filled with butthurt.

The title suck, but the picture is pretty awesome _^

[–]Tri-ranaceratops -2 points-1 points ago

"Like a Saur"

[–]marshalton -4 points-3 points ago

I want a shirt with this on it.

Chop chop!

[–]forgetfear -5 points-4 points ago

except he can't drink it.

[–]RageFace_Bacon -5 points-4 points ago

But they can't reach the cup so they never truly run out if tea

[–]paul193 -4 points-3 points ago

Only commenting so I can find it with ease on my computer later. Upvote because its hilarious.

[–]HeyPatWhatsUp -4 points-3 points ago

Isn't that gentlemen Cho' Gath?