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[–]turtleracer14 95 points96 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this, it reminds me of my dogs.

[–]reediculus1 28 points29 points ago

he's like "back of the line bitch"

[–]Classdistraction 4 points5 points ago

This is probably the actual thought in the dogs mind at this moment. The meme is just coincidence.

[–]Heelincal 7 points8 points ago

This perfectly captures the mentality of Labradors.

Source: I have a couple labradors.

[–]droolingtortillas 0 points1 point ago

What breeds are they?

[–]SallyMcChestnut 20 points21 points ago

Looks like a black lab and a golden retriever

[–]turtleracer14 1 point2 points ago

At home I have 2 black labs.

[–]aequitas3 18 points19 points ago

[–]2pacsofgum 3 points4 points ago

the thing!

[–]dsammy16 51 points52 points ago

Thanks so much for not putting that loser Steve's hat on this dog.

[–]TuskenCam 4 points5 points ago

Amen and an upvote to that

[–]waywirk137 8 points9 points ago

Labs are the best kind of dog.

[–]TopsBloobie 12 points13 points ago

What a bitch.

[–]karmagod13000 1 point2 points ago

"Shhhhh.. the master is speaking" - scumbag lab

[–]Warfinder 5 points6 points ago

I was thinking something more along the lines of:

  • Lab can be completed in 30 minutes
  • Must complete at least 3 trials

[–]scrappydoofan 7 points8 points ago

nice pic, but labs are never scumbags. its the god tier dog breed.

[–]kvlt616 6 points7 points ago

my labs a scumbag

[–]exitzero 3 points4 points ago

When it comes to food, all labs are scumbags.

[–]Hold3n 2 points3 points ago

I think this is "Reddit Success", when a picture you took and posted gets re-posted. I have finally arrived. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/z60uc/shhhhhhes_talking/

[–]Shiggle 1 point2 points ago

It was rousted again earlier today as well. OP probably took today's repost.

[–]Amillion12 1 point2 points ago

Can we get the original image for this? I have a great idea!

[–]UnitedStatesSenate[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sure thing, here you go

[–]RockYourOwnium 1 point2 points ago

Probably not. I saw this on Facebook yesterday with some text that's been cropped out. I didn't think I'd ever see something from Facebook get reposted to Reddit....it's always the other way around.

[–]JustinWaylonM 2 points3 points ago

Did the best I could in removing the words. Hope it works out. http://imgur.com/bBZKj

[–]EvansCantStop 5 points6 points ago

I literally loled. Reminds me of my dog, Bear.

[–]fiercefoxx 2 points3 points ago

Do you happen to be Mac?

[–]I_FUCK_SHARKS_ 4 points5 points ago

Classic Mac

ninja edit: Another Classic Mac

[–]Adhab 0 points1 point ago

Ok woo ok/

[–]Benoit-Balls 0 points1 point ago

Why did you name your dog after another animal? You've probably given the poor little guy a whole bunch of inferiority issues now, because he'll never be what you want him to be.

[–]EvansCantStop 0 points1 point ago

We were going to name him ashes, but dad liked bear cause it is a stronger name. After a wonderful 13 years with him, we realalized he was really stuborn, so it suited him. We recently had to put him down though.... 13 year old Black Lab. He was my friend since i was 4.

[–]KidsInAToaster 1 point2 points ago

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 0 points1 point ago

....why does he have a bone in his hair!? Bahahaha

[–]Ray8157 3 points4 points ago

Way to perpetuate the stereotype and steal from a white guy, black lab.

[–]egracheva 0 points1 point ago

This! Just made my day :) Priceless!

[–]AdvocateForLucifer -1 points0 points ago

Yes, give him all the chocolate chip cookies... muh ha ha ha ha!!!

[–]turtleracer14 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate doesn't bother my lab. Last year during easter my dog found, opened and ate 3 eggs worth of chocolate and was happy as a clam the rest of the day.

[–]a_slinky -1 points0 points ago

My 10 year old cattle cross to my 1 year old stumpy tail every time!

[–]gearhead364 1 point2 points ago

This is all labs.

[–]llooggaann 0 points1 point ago

This is kind of similar to my 2 cats (yes, I have cats, not dogs).

One of them is greedy. When I fill up her bowl, she will proceed to stuff her face, and when I fill the other cat's bowl, she will head straight to that one, so she ends up eating all of her bowl, and half of the other cat's one :L.

[–]purplecow57 0 points1 point ago

I saw this originally on Facebook...

[–]purplecow57 0 points1 point ago

Eh... On second thought everything is a repost there....

[–]CaptainTeaBag24I7 0 points1 point ago

I laughed WAY to hard, than i should have! This was HILARIOUS!

[–]cheeseheads92 -1 points0 points ago

someone put the hat on him!

[–]gla3dr -1 points0 points ago

Plot twist: they are chocolate cookies.

[–]aem00 0 points1 point ago

I don't feel comfortable calling that cute dog a scumbag.

[–]JakeofEarth 0 points1 point ago

this picture epitomizes greed in the most genuine way.

[–]Keltadin 0 points1 point ago

I have four labs, and can assure you that this is 100% accurate.

[–]Olly1994 1 point2 points ago

If anyone has labs you know this is true, the dominant one always gets 2 cookies.

[–]Bohnanza 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, is that Sad Birthday Dog on the left? I'm starting to feel sorry for that dog...

[–]johnbrent 0 points1 point ago

didn't notice it till now with my pets..

[–]heterosapian 0 points1 point ago

Of course the black lab is the one stealing cookies. Racist OP...

[–]Outlaw12 0 points1 point ago

It has been reposted on 9fag!

[–]Loiathal 0 points1 point ago

Awww, what a nice dog he is! After all, he knows how much you like cookies.

[–]IAmKTam 0 points1 point ago

Bad Luck Lab: Gets 2 cookies......

Chocolate chip

[–]fishingoneuropa 1 point2 points ago

Funny

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

As a previous owner of a black lab who is no longer with me...I laughed and sniffled a bit.

[–]gilbyrocks -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not a dog guy, but this made me laugh.

[–]Scylia -2 points-1 points ago

Where's his hat?

[–]jizzlemcnizzle -3 points-2 points ago

ahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!