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[–]gryffon5147 57 points58 points ago

[–]13rett 17 points18 points ago

anyone reminded of the laser Canada bears in age of mythology?

[–]benp64 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad somebody else remembers this, originally I thought that was the whole joke.

[–]wario2707 2 points3 points ago

Same, I remember the code to get them was OH CANADA

[–]13rett 0 points1 point ago

that is quite possible.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 2 points3 points ago

O CANADA

[–]verik69 1 point2 points ago

i was about to write this, then i looked two comments down, well done brother ;)

[–]KaramjaRum 3 points4 points ago

....sorry.

[–]aequitas3 2 points3 points ago

Beat me to it. Sharpwriter is the man. But, Don't forget out current badass!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Is he riding Aslan with a Wookie crossbow that has glass arrows from skyrim in it while dual-wielding a red/white/blue eagle lightsaber?

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]el_bhm -1 points0 points ago

Lightsabres aren't really dumbass.

[–]ToastQc 4 points5 points ago

Please, Americans can't beat that (NSFW)

http://i.imgur.com/ObDKp.jpg

[–]Tm0 7 points8 points ago

Oh god that's too far.

[–]kindabored1234 1 point2 points ago

WAY TOO FAR

[–]adamzep91 1 point2 points ago

I just audibly went "the FUCK?" in class.

[–]Bazofwaz 1 point2 points ago

Looks cool in theory, but we had all of you waving a white flag with our laser owlbears back in 1602

[–]Gn4r 2 points3 points ago

And Canadian troops took Detroit in your civil war without firing a shot. Oh and we burned down a little building called. The white house

[–]aggiegirlsrock 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but then y'all became Canadians.

[–]BIC3PS 1 point2 points ago

That whole strip. Holy shit. The teddy Roosevelt v sasquatch has been my background for a few months now, but those are all qualified replacements.

[–]lululenin 0 points1 point ago

one of our prime ministers consulted with ghosts.

[–]NotAmarusCameron 0 points1 point ago

/win

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

[–]Derpington_Fosworth 11 points12 points ago

Looks like somebody has been playing some Age of Mythology.

[–]Electricrainbow 16 points17 points ago

As a Canadian, I apologize for this post.

[–]Bah-Sah-Rah 9 points10 points ago

O Canada...

[–]joseqh 1 point2 points ago

I see you Bah-Sah-Rah. I see you.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 1 point2 points ago

Was playing this just a few hours ago. It's good to see we all remember.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

Rostagma?

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter 18 points19 points ago

Sorry,

-Canada

[–]coottenhimer 28 points29 points ago

LOL

-Sincerely, USA

[–]xMatter 0 points1 point ago

im aboot to take my polar bear and get open a can of montie on you.

[–]MaestroMeowMix 1 point2 points ago

Sorry.

[–]ApocalypticTaco 7 points8 points ago

Sorry

[–]fuck_fate_love_hate 7 points8 points ago

No, we're sorry.

[–]ApocalypticTaco 7 points8 points ago

Shit, sorry guys. Damn it, sorry.

[–]tooyoung_tooold 3 points4 points ago

[–]ProximaC 1 point2 points ago

Well, that explains why you don't need an air force.

[–]Nousernamerage 2 points3 points ago

You forgot to add a sorry to that message

[–]Marcalogy 2 points3 points ago

"Yeah America, don't fuck with them, I was a one-night stand... and look at me now." - Québec

[–]occupymylefty 2 points3 points ago

We didn't see the postscript, "We're sorry."

[–]bensh93 2 points3 points ago

It's not Canadian! If it was they would've said "Don't fuck with us, please" !!

[–]icedcoffee0 2 points3 points ago

Umm Canada is in America, think you mean to say the United States.

[–]Adagi 3 points4 points ago

"O Canada"

[–]tooyoung_tooold 0 points1 point ago

Monkeys too

[–]Asylumgirl15 2 points3 points ago

I'm amazed there wasn't an apology for the vulgarity

[–]RemedyofRevenge 0 points1 point ago

Seriously guys, they already sent Nickelback and Justin Bieber at us, we don't need more shitty musicians!

[–]h3r4ld 1 point2 points ago

Canada, we know it hurts, but soon:

http://i.imgur.com/vflU1.jpg

-'Murica

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker -1 points0 points ago

That doesn't even make any sense at all.

[–]honestlyevil 0 points1 point ago

What part of that doesn't make sense?

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker -1 points0 points ago

In what way are we not free? If anything Canadians are truly more free than your standard American citizen.

[–]honestlyevil 0 points1 point ago

that's not even the point you fucking idiot. the joke is that we "free" countries by bombing the fuck out of them, even if they're fine without us.

personally i don't completely agree with that sentiment, but that's what the message of the picture is.

[–]me_and_batman 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that cute. :)

  • America

[–]sethizzy 1 point2 points ago

Where are the moose?!

[–]SellinThings -1 points0 points ago

Meese*

[–]sethizzy 0 points1 point ago

Sorry.

[–]Beenhamean 0 points1 point ago

Go ahead drop some bombs I'll be waiting by the creator for you to apologize.

[–]EpicOreo 0 points1 point ago

I still can't forgive you guys for bombing the Baldwin residence.

[–]ebon_hawk 1 point2 points ago

In Age of Mythology, it can be spawned by the cheat "O Canada" and moves above the ground, has a high amount of hitpoints, and fires laser beams whenever an enemy unit appears within range. In Age of Empires III, it fires lasers from it's eyes and heals itself after suffering damage and features only while using Replace Unit command in the Scenario Editor.

[–]MaestroMeowMix 0 points1 point ago

Flying grizzlies with laser eyes, fed on the apologies of the Canadian people.

[–]beltinbacon 2 points3 points ago

P.S Sorry.

[–]Wickie 0 points1 point ago

Dear Canada, Stop re-posting this picture.

[–]VicYesterday -1 points0 points ago

Don't f-ck with us, please

FTFY

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

No fuck you

Fuckshitcunt

Boobs fart boner damn

You can't tell me what to do.

[–]phlip562 0 points1 point ago

Bird Bear Bot

[–]Thalaas 0 points1 point ago

Utterly fiction. BLACK bears have laser vision. Grizzlies have rocket mounts under their arms.

Get it right people!

[–]Intelligicity 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, duly noted.

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

oh man I actually laughed out loud.

finally something that belongs in r/funny

[–]jinxedblackcat 0 points1 point ago

Soo, what I'm getting from this is that Canada isn't so much America's hat as it is America's helmet yes?

[–]Yelnik -1 points0 points ago

don't worry we only said the bears to apologize

[–]wackoman 0 points1 point ago

Dear Canada,

Quite re-posting shit.

[–]Roont -1 points0 points ago

Dear Canada,

You buy your military equipment from us. Do you really thing we sell you our best?

Sincerely, America the Beautiful

[–]Dalisca 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a Russian warning. Wait... they're missing unicycles.

[–]reyzen 0 points1 point ago

O CANADA

[–]CanadianDeptOfAmends 1 point2 points ago

I would like to assure all of our friends to the South that this image in no way reflects upon the nature of our delightful friendship. Canadians would not dishonour our wonderful allies in the United States of America by unleashing our secret cache of flying laser bears. Actually, we don't have flying laser bears, that was a lie, sorry.

If the image offended you, sorry. If this comment offended you, sorry.

Sorry.

[–]redsfan5021 0 points1 point ago

Dear America... Sorry

[–]Kushmonster024 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck Canada

[–]Miss_anthropyy 0 points1 point ago

Sorry. -America.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is a division of our Air Force. Quite a sight to see on an early Sunday morning.

[–]JPS86 1 point2 points ago

this is fucking stupid - sincerely a Canadian adult

[–]Hudek 0 points1 point ago

I had this exact picture saved on my phone since 2009

[–]hobbs4pres09 0 points1 point ago

i wonder how stephen colbert feels about that?

[–]SewFalk 0 points1 point ago

Needs more pardons.

[–]Call_Me_BDJ -1 points0 points ago

LOL repost

[–]SellinThings -1 points0 points ago

[–]schattenteufel 0 points1 point ago

Dear Canada,
You're American too. North American. We're one big happy family. Now let's say we get your flying laser-bears and our Rocket-Chainsaw-Bison together & show Mexico what-for?

[–]muchosuspicioso 1 point2 points ago

Dear Canada,

We admire you even more now that your flying grizzlies have laser eyes.

Want to join a peace keeping mission with US again? Please bring bears.

The US

[–]The_Legend_ -1 points0 points ago

Canada, give Russia back their bears

[–]dynamitexlove -2 points-1 points ago

um. canada is part of america

[–]jessruss -1 points0 points ago

No, sorry it isn't.

[–]SellinThings 0 points1 point ago

North America, yes.

[–]flappyhed 0 points1 point ago

There totally needs to be laz0r Moose...

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

[–]VVarmaniac 0 points1 point ago

Now say you're sorry, like a good Canada.