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[–]adamje42 50 points51 points ago

Why wouldn't you link to the original page?

[–]PotatoPotahto 33 points34 points ago

Because OP hates happiness.

[–]Uglies_Bumped 14 points15 points ago

Cyanide for everyone!!!

[–]CaptainMage 13 points14 points ago

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Well thanks, I needed that laugh!

[–]WaldosBrother 2 points3 points ago

DOWN WITH HAPPINESS!

[–]Draziil 0 points1 point ago

Happiness? Hot damn, I'll take four.

[–]PissBlasta 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't YOU link to the original comic? I had to go looking for it myself and I blame you for that, not OP.

[–]ha_nope 28 points29 points ago

no rehosted web comics

[–]CommentsAndShit 2 points3 points ago

How much you wanna bet this doesn't get removed? Just like all the other posts with the punchline in the title, reddit birthday posts, screenshots of comments, etc...

[–]Mike13815 0 points1 point ago

As an Internet Anarchist, I'm not generally passionate about rules, but this is something everyone should follow.

Explosm does a great job with what they do. The ads are non-intrusive, silent, placed correctly, and high quality. The comics are easy to access, the archive is neat and functional. Ad revenue is a big contributor to keeping the site up and running, as well as the artists delivering us laughs.

For anyone and everyone here, consider picking up some awesome C&H merchandise

Everything is quite reasonably priced.

Afterwards, send an email to support, telling them reddit sent you and we're really sorry about rehosting their comics without delivering any ad revenue.

[–]UpVote1DownVote2 3 points4 points ago

I actually used this comic on a job application that asked you to draw a picture. (It was for a smoke shop)

[–]tricky3737 1 point2 points ago

Do you stick to the policy outlined in your username?

[–]UpVote1DownVote2 0 points1 point ago

ahh, I do not. This started as a throw away only because at the time I couldn't think of anything better and was sick of lurking. I then gained some karma and would hate to start over. It would probably make for a more interesting reddit experience tho. lol

[–]tricky3737 0 points1 point ago

"Oh shit, i gave out an upvote, now I need 2 guilt-free downvotes."

[–]narpas -1 points0 points ago

If you give the same post an upvote and then a downvote, you have a downvote that you can give to any other post or that same post.

If you give the same post a downvote and then a downvote, then you have an upvote that you can give to any other post or that same post

[–]itsnotmyfaultimadick 1 point2 points ago

except fucking no it doesn't work like that, you cheese

[–]narpas -1 points0 points ago

Point to the rule that says that Upvote1DownVote2 can't upvote or downvote any post more than once.

[–]itsnotmyfaultimadick 0 points1 point ago

nobody can upvote or downvote a post more than once, thus that rule supercedes his rule

[–]jaxspider 8 points9 points ago

My favorite subreddit related to Cyanide & Happiness...

/r/CyanideandHappiness

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

So who got the box?

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

This is box.

[–]Adagi 0 points1 point ago

No you're a sock.

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

Dammit!

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

Curses, then where's my sock -_-

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

Didn't I tell you?

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

but... i am a sock that has a pair of socks.. duh

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

No that wasn't quite it. Eh whatever, socks can't read anyway.

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

that's like saying cats can't use the internet ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

Wait a second!... Books can't read...

[–]Kitty_McBitty -1 points0 points ago

I bet he was going to give it to his cat.

[–]slayeromen -1 points0 points ago

BOO THIS MAN!

[–]Brule_Tools 0 points1 point ago

What's the fucking hovertext?

[–]chief9232 1 point2 points ago

I like this one

[–]chamberx2 0 points1 point ago

Boy, it sucks that I got to enjoy this webcomic on Reddit because my job denies access to explosm.net...

[–]ManHoFerSnow -1 points0 points ago

You're DOING IT WRONG