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[–]swordofukyo 50 points51 points ago

[–]Jeffyfox 125 points126 points ago

He's rolling out.

[–]3LITE[S] 37 points38 points ago

I don't even know how that's possible... haha.

[–]calicojones 20 points21 points ago

..he's probably a drifter.

[–]guchilist -3 points-2 points ago

Even better when you're doing it multiple times!

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -4 points-3 points ago

AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!*

ALL THE BUTTS, ROLL OUT!

[–]A1CArtwood 26 points27 points ago

ogodwhat

[–]DrMonkeyLove 21 points22 points ago

Turbo Teen, one of the stupidest premises for a cartoon, ever.

[–]HDRoy 31 points32 points ago

Holy mother of fuck. That's weird and it's not even japanese.

[–]Siphodyas 6 points7 points ago

Dat ass....

[–]Sir_Smashing 0 points1 point ago

The action you attempted is not permitted.

[–]HooptyDooDooMeister -1 points0 points ago

Aaaaeeeooo... I like your username.

[–]kmck96 80 points81 points ago

"...do we shoot at it?"

[–]NullKarmaException 27 points28 points ago

If in America ya

[–]stateofmind1994 11 points12 points ago

'murica

[–]minielephant 24 points25 points ago

[–]MakesAMentalNote 31 points32 points ago

Seems like something Russians would do...

[–]portuguese_ent 9 points10 points ago

portuguese

[–]CmrnDrgn 24 points25 points ago

In soviet russia you don't get in car. Car gets in you.

[–]Battletooth 15 points16 points ago

I hope I get a car that's well lubed.

[–]FauxShizzle 13 points14 points ago

[–]netsurfer2132 10 points11 points ago

So did the guy who parked there.

[–]whatever_you_say 4 points5 points ago

parked it right in the garage

[–]Breokz 1 point2 points ago

Isnt that from jack-ass?

[–]FauxShizzle 0 points1 point ago

Straight from the late Ryan Dunn's anus.

[–]Deadbreeze -2 points-1 points ago

So he ended up driving that car up one of their asses?

[–]Team_Khalifa 1 point2 points ago

Kansans do it too....that's a pretty popular costume 'round these parts

[–]leftwing_rightist 6 points7 points ago

People actually live in Kansas?

[–]Team_Khalifa 1 point2 points ago

Yeah...I'm the token black guy down here.

[–]ChironXII 0 points1 point ago

I live in Kansas.

[–]PforPanchetta511 272 points273 points ago

Good thing he isn't in the states or the cops would have shot him in the face.

[–]hayashirice911 39 points40 points ago

"Hey transformer! Want to show us how your costume works?"

smiles

"Gladly!"

starts transforming

"HE'S ARMING HIMSELF, FUCKING SHOOT HIM!"

[–]TheNightsKing 65 points66 points ago

Pepper spray would be much more likely

[–]rubberbabybugybumper 74 points75 points ago

PforPanchetta511 lives in Florida.

[–]Old_man_on_a_scooter 30 points31 points ago

Kentucky cops will not hesitate to shoot you twice for good measure...

[–]FlipStik 46 points47 points ago

Here in Minnesota, as Canada's next door neighbor, the police force would have seen him transform and apologized for giving him a parking ticket.

[–]YOU_TOOK_MY_USERNAME 18 points19 points ago

Minnesotan here, this is true.

[–]Laahrik 25 points26 points ago

Unless he had been fishing without a license, in which case he's fucked.

[–]Kantobobi 10 points11 points ago

As a canadian i'm really high this gif

[–]biurb[!] 19 points20 points ago

poor guy edited it to add the phrase "this gif", I don't think it's helping

[–]loverboyxD 2 points3 points ago

Haha what was it originally? I can't tell what it's supposed to convey.

[–]pisspantsing 2 points3 points ago

You guys are wild.

[–]nick176050 3 points4 points ago

As a Canadian, I feel obliged to apologize for forcing our culture upon yours.

We're sorry.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

Double-tap c

[–]DrQuantum 0 points1 point ago

Hey I live in kentucky, did I see you on a scooter recently?!

[–]thejiujitsupanda 0 points1 point ago

The law is a joke in my neck of the woods.

[–]onealns 0 points1 point ago

True. If you have a bag of weed on you, you're going to prison for the rest of your life =p I live in Ohio myself but I always make it a point to try and stay out of KY

[–]mentalonmorphine 2 points3 points ago

Taser.

[–]Cornbrosia 7 points8 points ago

what a clever and original take on the subject. you come up with that all by yourself?

[–]PforPanchetta511 -1 points0 points ago

I did. Did you get a boo boo on your feelings?

[–]Cornbrosia 0 points1 point ago

No, just admiring your sharp wit

[–]ElijahTheGrand 7 points8 points ago

Please tell me you can buy this somewhere. PLEASE.

[–]Livingfear 14 points15 points ago

He wins Halloween.

[–]prelude2tragedy 14 points15 points ago

This was actually in Portugal. Video (0:17)

[–]morthor 8 points9 points ago

It was in Alcobaça in Portugal. The police were in on the joke. And this was not Halloween, it was carnaval. We celebrate it like the Brazilian in February.

Sorry I can't give you much more info. It was my ex who knew the guy.

[–]xVictor 3 points4 points ago

Anyone got the video link?

[–]rtfactor 1 point2 points ago

[–]MrMoustachio 1 point2 points ago

I'll tell you what! You're FUCKING REPOSTING!

[–]Thundershrimp 4 points5 points ago

anyone know where you can find the blueprint for this costume?

[–]IChangeTenses 3 points4 points ago

I've been trying to find a blueprint since I saw this last halloween. No luck yet. I think you just have to figure it out yourself and it this point, it may be too late. I'm watching the video to analyze how this guy did it.

[–]Foxdude28 3 points4 points ago

It appears that he goes into a child's pose position, and his arms are on either side of his head. his arms are the front sides of the car, including wheels, the head is the hood, where the whole hood can be pulled up or down, torso and stomach is the middle of the car, connected to back, and legs are the back of the car, including wheels.

You are also haven't living up to your username.

[–]IChangeTenses 4 points5 points ago

You're correct, I will try and do better at living up to my username. It's harder than it looks though. I will do better before I made this account.

[–]NotSoFatThrowAway 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I was looking for capital letters..that is until I was rudely greeted with that mind fuck of a last sentence.

[–]RhymeMan 0 points1 point ago

One must always live up to their name. That, in itself, is part of the game.

[–]I_hate_user_names 2 points3 points ago

I swear to you all; this same guy was on Bourbon Street in New Orleans two week ago (13 days anyway). Exact same costume....as I recall.

[–]freddyarium 2 points3 points ago

We've got our own in New Orleans!

[–]I_hate_user_names 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed.

[–]Saine 6 points7 points ago

Wait, was the cop really writing a ticket?

[–]3LITE[S] 29 points30 points ago

I think both of the cops were filming it on cell phones.

[–]Saine 2 points3 points ago

Ah ok, it looks that way. I hope so, otherwise that would be silly.

[–]zeedeevel66 -1 points0 points ago

At first when I watched it I thought they had their weapons drawn on him, then when I enlarged it a bit I realized it was their phones/cameras.

[–]where_is_that 0 points1 point ago

I just saw the video of it and they were gonna take pictures but he burst into a robot before they made it.

[–]speaksnoevil 1 point2 points ago

He saluted them...

[–]TechNickL 1 point2 points ago

Where can I find directions on how to make this costume?

[–]benjiwaa 0 points1 point ago

and the cops beat the crap out of the transformer

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

how does a full grown person compress that small?

[–]Hax0r101 0 points1 point ago

Would you like me to describe it to you?

[–]shoffing 0 points1 point ago

I don't fully understand how your title applies to the context of this gif.

[–]GumpyBrownz 0 points1 point ago

that's a fucking sick costume

[–]NiNJA_Drummer96 0 points1 point ago

"sup."

[–]Atomic69 1 point2 points ago

This is awesome! This should be on r/awesome

[–]kongaman 1 point2 points ago

you forgot the sound effects!!!

"ghhshshshshhshhsshshrrhwhwhtthwwaaa"

[–]armymon 1 point2 points ago

HES TRANSFORMING INTO REPOST! The one transform that shoots downvote arrows at everyone.

[–]jvm4th 1 point2 points ago

Well that transformed quickly

[–]dailyfusion 1 point2 points ago

you're reposting

[–]Deaki -1 points0 points ago

Did you see the cops using cameras for evidence?

[–]SlowpokesBro 1 point2 points ago

I'll be the one to say it...

Repost

[–]lobehold 0 points1 point ago

"Parking ticket? But THIS IS NO CAR!!!"

[–]WaitingGame 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I saw a guy do this once for Halloween. But he was the Mystery Machine cause he was in a group. The rest were the Scooby-Doo gang.

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

Crikey! It's the po-po!

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

Thank you.

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

I love you.

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

I love you more.

[–]bathroomstalin -1 points0 points ago

Aww, shucks...

[–]C4BOOM 0 points1 point ago

That is fucking cool!

[–]S-E-X-X-Y 0 points1 point ago

'Ello, Guv'nah!

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]Dahappychap 0 points1 point ago

"Heck" wasn't the world I expected after "What the..."

[–]Pnestor 0 points1 point ago

[–]CharlesKincaid 0 points1 point ago

My guess. CGI.

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

I think they're taking video of it with their phones.

[–]NickMcAwesome 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Police/America hating douchbags.

[–]PlasmaCow511 1 point2 points ago

You will never be as cool as that guy

[–]Superhans18 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even my...eh forget it.

[–]1sttymeredditguy 0 points1 point ago

I could hear the "transforming" sound as he got up.

[–]Bananielx3 0 points1 point ago

Oh God, my joints!

[–]ExiDuz 0 points1 point ago

He would have been shot had this been the NYPD

[–]stpatsbaby 0 points1 point ago

A couple of years ago at the Roswell UFO Festival, this was a kid's costume. His mom made it. Needless to say, he won best alien. I dressed as E.T. Everyone thought I was a big pile of mud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqoJxesBPuU

[–]SelfIdentifyingTrait 0 points1 point ago

It would appear that someone made a very clever costume out of what looks like mostly cardboard, that makes it look like he is a transformer when he stands up, presumably in a particular way. Not sure why you freaked out about this it wasn't particularly crazy or "out there" or anything. Still super cool though.

[–]hmongkahuna 0 points1 point ago

This is brilliant! The traffic warden's like WTF?! Does anyone have the link to the actual video?

[–]Jahraka -2 points-1 points ago

Nice

[–]johnrauda -1 points0 points ago

that man is transforming.

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[–]portuguese_ent 0 points1 point ago

portuguese cops

[–]Kamuiberen 1 point2 points ago

You're right :)

[–]Vexation 0 points1 point ago

this was literally posted less than 2 days ago with 1000 upvotes..

[–]IChangeTenses 0 points1 point ago

This gets posted every year before halloween. Then a few more times after.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of this

[–]treefox -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like a new episode of Doctor Who.

[–]patricknayani -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST

[–]MagnusPaajarvi -5 points-4 points ago

lol

[–]mamoorlook -5 points-4 points ago

This is actually in Croatia. And most likely this enciunter did not end well for the bumblebee.

[–]lllsssdddggg 4 points5 points ago

wtf this video is from Portugal, you can hear them speak Portuguese

[–]SilverSultan 0 points1 point ago

Have they lost their sense of humor too?

[–]rtfactor 1 point2 points ago

Wrong! This is in Portugal.