all 47 comments

[–]clickwir 77 points78 points ago

the shape of the body and the pants style looks female.

[–]xlaxplaya 22 points23 points ago

Inertia is a property of matter.

[–]Godmadius 7 points8 points ago

Science rules.

[–]sagmuffin 4 points5 points ago

bill bill bill BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[–]mostly_drunk_mostly 4 points5 points ago

makes sense that's where you want a woody to go

[–]AllDizzle 4 points5 points ago

You haven't seen hipsters yet have you...

[–]CopJonesStickitup 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no kidding.

[–]tumescentpie 36 points37 points ago

That weird moment when you realize your girlfriend has a woody.

[–]BaronOshawott 11 points12 points ago

That's the last time I visit Japan.

[–]imnotmarvin 11 points12 points ago

Woody coming out of chick pants = shemale

[–]RageCircuit 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's a detachable Woody that has had a little fun out of the sun?

[–]WayneTech 8 points9 points ago

Must smell really funny in there

[–]deejay_reich 8 points9 points ago

Is that a snake in your boot, or are you just happy to see me?

[–]PrettyUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

in your boot

I lol'd

[–]jgrowlz 4 points5 points ago

He looks buzzed

[–]CaptainBus 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Woody is looking for some Bo Peep.

[–]AxeheaveR 1 point2 points ago

hey, I saw him on chatroulette last night!

[–]horroricane 1 point2 points ago

those pants don't have enough buttons

[–]Toekkis 0 points1 point ago

Woody you horny bastard!

[–]legendarybilf -1 points0 points ago

MORNIN' WOODY!

[–]theHiddenTroll 0 points1 point ago

woody

[–]freudiannips 0 points1 point ago

That is the creepiest looking woody.

[–]pointfivenine 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sad that facesculpt doesn't exist anymore. :(

[–]jbonola 0 points1 point ago

God, we get it woody you're a little boys plaything... you can come out now

[–]jakeburch 1 point2 points ago

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

[–]Testicle_Festival 0 points1 point ago

I have seen more to this series of woody actually coming out of her vagina. I can't remember where I've seen it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to link Tom Hanks to that album.

[–]Momordicas 0 points1 point ago

I named my penis Andy for precisely this reason. My girlfriend loves the nickname. Makes discussions about my penis comical instead of awkward.

[–]donlucido 0 points1 point ago

looks like he's about to die from the smell or suffocation

[–]jacksona13 0 points1 point ago

and there it goes, the last piece of my childhood, shattered

[–]MegadudeX13 0 points1 point ago

Hentai Woody. Don't search it up. Or do, I don't care.

[–]tricky3737 1 point2 points ago

[–]DontCareBoutReposts 10 points11 points ago

Don't care.

[–]tricky3737 2 points3 points ago

Relevant username, insert slow clap here.

[–]armymon -1 points0 points ago

Oh Repost...

[–]MedSchoolOrBust[S] -3 points-2 points ago

The expression on his face is great. It's like he knows what he's doing.

[–]i_am_omega 0 points1 point ago

I wanna know where you can get a Woody with that facial expression.

[–]Pickletron 0 points1 point ago

Revoltech Woody

[–]MedSchoolOrBust[S] 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't take me much to get a woody with any face.

[–]rockhardcatpenis 0 points1 point ago

this is kind of what mine looks like while browsing r/gonewild

[–]TallGlass -2 points-1 points ago

That's great but those are chick pants on a chick. No dick.

[–]ike4077 0 points1 point ago

By the looks on his face you should probably febreze down there.

[–]Skelbop -2 points-1 points ago

If this is a dude, nice jeans douche.

[–]blarrkelly 0 points1 point ago

Where on god's green earth did you find such a miraculous woody doll? I MUST HAVE ONE

[–]screwed124816 2 points3 points ago

It's not his. It's a repost.

[–]CriticalOfAllPosts -1 points0 points ago

Wouldn't it be neat to see this in another few weeks?

[–]Trehorna123 -3 points-2 points ago

Woody seems stoned!