Chet Haze (Tom Hanks' son) is now trying to deny the Reddit account was his...

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2012-10-10T17:35:05+00:00

For some backstory:

Tom Hanks' son Truman did an AMA the other day where his brother Chet commented. Looking through his post history, people find out he's a hilarious douche who brags about fucking chicks in his penthouse and doing anal. Then he made an askreddit post and is now denying it was him on his Twitter and deleting EVERYTHING.

guessthequote · 2012-10-10T21:47:30+00:00

That's not mine. I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

thegreatwhitemenace · 2012-10-11T00:41:21+00:00

easy mistake to make. that was actually Cheth Aze, Zoroastrian god of the sea. he's known to be a bit of a rascal.

Vecoronado · 2012-10-11T00:02:01+00:00

Chet Ubetcha

hidell · 2012-10-10T23:23:19+00:00

suriously

Theappunderground · 2012-10-10T21:48:48+00:00

Who gives a shit?

Hes just a normal dude that puts his pants on one leg at a time.

Would you like it if gawker went through your posts and made fun of everything you said?

This is literally one step above shitty reality TV.

Reed_Solomon · 2012-10-11T00:47:15+00:00

OKAY PEOPLE I get why this is interesting but what the fuck does this all have to do with RAMPART? Let's get back on topic please.

Eluriel · 2012-10-10T23:22:41+00:00

I do not get it. He likes anal, so? He did an AMA, was honest with the people. The rest of his behaviour was in no way creepier than that of the average redditor. Surprisingly enough, his gonewild comments did have somewhat of an eloquence compared to the usual stuff you see there.

The gawker article is a joke, trashy celebrity journalism. I understand that he is now trying to distance himself from a rogue and cynical mob. Shame on you, hivemind.

DedRok · 2012-10-10T23:33:53+00:00

I wish I was Tom Hanks son. Douche bag and all!!

jeremybryce · 2012-10-10T20:34:33+00:00

I like all the reddit hate in the gawker comments. They apparently forgot they are gawker commenters. About 1 degree off youtube comment quality.

marmo518 · 2012-10-10T20:52:56+00:00

List of his comments on gonewild!

http://gawker.com/5950565/a-complete-collection-of-the-now+deleted-reddit-comments-made-by-chethaze-about-naked-women

Juttore · 2012-10-10T21:51:55+00:00

haha, chet haze

ta1ntdude · 2012-10-11T02:05:36+00:00

I like how if I went through a woman's reddit history to read every comment/post she ever made you'd all agree I was a creepy stalker. But if I was a reporter who went through a celebrity's reddit history to make them look bad for financial gain, he'd be a douche bag who deserved it.

rebmemerem · 2012-10-11T03:04:38+00:00

Well, there goes any chance of an AMA from Tom Hanks...

HoppyMcScragg · 2012-10-11T04:15:22+00:00

Dear Tom Hanks, please do an AMA on Reddit. It's a great place where we mock your son and call him a douche.

Wh0rse · 2012-10-10T22:40:32+00:00

if he was embarrassed about his posting history on reddit , why did he post them all with his real name, and then delete them when found out? even though nothing was really 'found out'

could be someone who knows about his life and role playing chet on reddit

AngryTomato · 2012-10-10T20:53:53+00:00

What was his original comment? He's deleted everything, so I can't read it.

loki3257 · 2012-10-10T21:56:08+00:00

Does anybody have a link or links to the non gonewild posts?

TrustInHenry · 2012-10-11T01:31:39+00:00

Reading these comments is more entertaining than a Forrest Gump/Bachelor Party/You've Got Mail movie marathon. Thank you reddit and thank you to Chet the oozing doozh.

Sixil · 2012-10-11T01:44:47+00:00

Can someone explain this to me?

I know the top comment sheds some light on this but I am still confused. Who is the douchebag? Who is really Tom Hanks' son? What's up with the Hanks family?

eduardog3000 · 2012-10-11T01:52:05+00:00

Now his only comment is on a thread called, "Should I live in Moscow?", which translates to "I live in Moscow for four years, and I like it. I think you will too."

windsostrange · 2012-10-11T02:09:05+00:00

Think of it this way: We all love how awesome Tom is, and we've come to love how awesome Truman is. Perhaps Chet is the douchesink of the family. If it weren't for Chet, THanks would be typical unbearable Hollywood, and we wouldn't even know or care who Truman is.

Let's be thankful for this other son. He's the douchesink.

fibonacci112358 · 2012-10-11T02:18:17+00:00

Will the real Chet Haze please stand up.

TrekkieMonsterz · 2012-10-11T02:24:28+00:00

I was unsure until I read Chet's tweet, "I do not try to pick up girls on the Internet... I do it in real life...."

Chet logic: proves is not a sleaze who tries to pick up girls by, talking about how he picks up girls...

LimeAided · 2012-10-11T02:46:40+00:00

Will you guys leave him alone, he sounds like a pretty normal teenager to me.

You guys are so fucking judgemental sometimes.

BA_ima_dinosaur · 2012-10-11T04:16:17+00:00

I would make such a great Tom Hank's son.

roccanet · 2012-10-11T00:12:35+00:00

any white guy who uses the word "girl" that often is an unmitigated douche bag

frankje · 2012-10-11T00:53:44+00:00

ayures · 2012-10-11T00:58:06+00:00

And we should care about any of this because...?

thatguy73 · 2012-10-10T19:00:44+00:00

So I googled him and he just looks like a douche. He looks like the situation is his role model.

D3FEATER · 2012-10-11T01:11:14+00:00

Chet goes to my school. Never had a class with him though.

jmdxsvhs15 · 2012-10-10T19:13:05+00:00

everyone go cordially invite him to /r/gonewild... http://www.facebook.com/ChetHaze

wickbok · 2012-10-11T00:52:04+00:00

Does anyone know the context of this GIF?

buddyboy · 2012-10-11T02:15:05+00:00

fyi: the internet will blow your spot up.

I_Love_Bacon_Cookies · 2012-10-11T02:26:01+00:00

Who is that pretty lady and where can I see more of her??!?!

MooseCaca · 2012-10-11T02:36:54+00:00

I feel like this guy is a major tool...in REAL life. I guess Tom Hanks can't always produce excellence. What a bust. His son is a fucking HORRIBLE rapper.... Waka and OJ the Juice Man have more talent. That's sad.

emi91 · 2012-10-11T02:43:04+00:00

the only thing tom hanks has given us that has sucked is chet haze

dsancheesy · 2012-10-11T02:49:25+00:00

What's the backstory of the gif?

lakenisahorcrux · 2012-10-11T02:50:28+00:00

I'll steal his laptop during our classics and cinema lecture tomorrow to confirm/deny if the account is his.

Smells_Too_Good · 2012-10-11T02:50:39+00:00

Who cares? Leave the kid alone...i'm sure you've posted some douche bag shit before, its the internet.

ry4b · 2012-10-11T02:53:50+00:00

but in all seriousness...who is the chick? she is hot.

TheWhiteShadow42 · 2012-10-11T02:56:20+00:00

At least Tom's brother isn't a big douche! He's a professor of entomology at my university!

BlackPresident · 2012-10-11T03:46:37+00:00

Slightly amusing, his IMDB page's main trivia item is about his uncle and not father.

Dukuz · 2012-10-11T03:50:13+00:00

Did anyone get pics of his comment history?! The curiosity is KILLING me. And what did he post in the AMA?

ohdalulz · 2012-10-11T03:56:50+00:00

wow must be nice. thought tom hanks kids would have been a little more well rounded

GrandmaTITMilk · 2012-10-11T04:35:31+00:00

THIS is a gold mine (nsfw)

Raneados · 2012-10-11T05:06:45+00:00

If I were him, I'd play it off, rather than doing a silly denial. Nothing that he did was bad at all. You like boobs and pot? Nice work.

IT WASN'T ME!

IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!

finnocchiona · 2012-10-11T05:33:10+00:00

Any screencaps of his comment history?

dormirbeaute · 2012-10-11T06:21:15+00:00

I feel like he should open a canoe chop. It can be called: Douche canoe's.

ZOEEmergency · 2012-10-11T07:32:17+00:00

I'm finding this incredibly entertaining.

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