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[–]Lillipout 275 points276 points ago

I keep one of these in my backyard and play toddler bowling. Sometimes I manage to knock all three down at once. Oh how they laugh.

[–]Costner_Facts 62 points63 points ago

That also works with midgets!

[–]akatherder 262 points263 points ago

True, but midgets are much harder to throw and they are likely to hurt the toddlers.

[–]Costner_Facts 13 points14 points ago

You make a good point, but you've forgotten that midgets are always drunk (this makes the throwing much easier).

[–]danrennt98 11 points12 points ago

Take Chuey, for example.

[–]Ashlir 4 points5 points ago

I don't know if that would help. Have you ever had to move someone who's is drunk all limp and dead weight?

[–]TeenyTinyGiraffe 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, but it's only half a someone.

[–]rhetorical_twix -1 points0 points ago

They are less likely to hurt the toddlers if you feed them from time to time.

[–]TheAngryCatfish 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]cntlkbckwrds 21 points22 points ago

Guy Knocks down a midget with a ball. The midget gets up and says: "I'm not happy" The guy asks: which one are you then"? And then a short fight breaks out.

[–]Lillipout 2 points3 points ago

I'll ask my wife if she can make those, too.

[–]Narmer 8 points9 points ago

I keep one of these in my backyard

A horse?

[–]FishBonePendant 7 points8 points ago

Yes, he throws toddlers at three horses.

[–]LadyGriggs 3 points4 points ago

That's a strong dude.

[–]Szalkow 6 points7 points ago

I was overjoyed as a big brother when it was discovered that 1. these rubber balls are virtually harmless to toddlers, and 2. toddlers think it's funny when you throw them full force at their face.

[–]Lillipout 8 points9 points ago

Another fun thing they do is push that ball up a steep hill. Half the time they slip and the ball rolls right over them. The other half of the time, it rolls over the kid right behind him. I swear having toddlers is like having a couple of mini-Stooges.

[–]SubDtep 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure how one bowls a horse.

[–]andshewas_45 3 points4 points ago

Another good game is toddler swing kickball. If you have a swing put the child in and as they pump their legs to get the swing going ( assuming they are coordinated enough to do so ) you roll the ball towards their legs and they in turn try to kick it. There is, however, a learning curve, if using a yoga ball there may be a chance that the ball goes under just enough to flip the kid off the swing. But soon enough you will get the hang of it. Also you might want to have a first aid kit nearby for the inevitable scrapes and cuts.

[–]narpas 0 points1 point ago

Here's some help for dumb people (like me!): He has three Toddlers and a single big rubber ball available to him for bowling.

[–]gregogree 178 points179 points ago

I always feel so bad for a horse when i see one fall. even if he/she is okay

[–]olthaus 184 points185 points ago

They kick the shit out of each other for fun, they're fine lol

[–]squirting_unicorn 90 points91 points ago

This is the first time I laughed out loud at a reddit comment today. Growing up around horses I was always amused at their rough housing antics.

[–]TheMediumLebowski 201 points202 points ago

You mean like, HORSING AROUND?

[–]squirting_unicorn 55 points56 points ago

Damn! I'm kicking myself now. Thanks.

[–]myclue 18 points19 points ago

Awesome username for one who grew up with horses. Or disturbing.

[–]squirting_unicorn 10 points11 points ago

There are multiple reasons for this username. :)

[–]myclue 10 points11 points ago

your smiley face will haunt my nightmares...

[–]squirting_unicorn 10 points11 points ago

SKEET SKEET!

[–]myclue 3 points4 points ago

[–]_mr_hands_ 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty funny.

[–]HookDragger 0 points1 point ago

Damn Equs....

[–]zerg_rush_lol 0 points1 point ago

;)

[–]captainJmorgan 10 points11 points ago

been here a day.. didnt take long, did it?

[–]squirting_unicorn 14 points15 points ago

I've been lurking 8 hrs a day at my job for the past year and half... I finally decided to make an account. Thought it was time for me to pay my dues and throw out some up votes every now and again.

[–]Stormdancer 10 points11 points ago

So you're squirting out upvotes?

[–]squirting_unicorn 4 points5 points ago

Every chance I get!!! It's a great release.

[–]Stormdancer 4 points5 points ago

I... I don't know if I should wipe it off, or... or what.

It's kinda tingly.

I'm so confused. I just don't know what to think anymore.

[–]Richeh 4 points5 points ago

"Horseplay".

[–]mrpickles 12 points13 points ago

It's all fun and games until someone breaks a leg and we shoot them.

[–]grantmoore3d 2 points3 points ago

Do horses actually play-fight and knock each other over?

[–]StonedPony 7 points8 points ago

Yes and no. They do wipe out once in a while, but usually are ok. They sometimes to play fight - rearing up and chop the air at each other. They also play games of tag and take turns to chase each other. Sometimes kicking is involved; furious farting included.

[–]olthaus 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Stonedpony's got it. It's like shadow boxing but often they connect lol. Stallions (the non crazy ones who can be around each other) will hold each other's skin in their teeth in a game of mercy to decide how manly they are.

The kicking, biting, and striking ARE all dominance things and some people will tell you that it's not playing but when you take one out of the group, even if they get beat up a little when they're out there, the others will call and call showing that there's a real relationship there. So that's why I call it playing.

[–]grantmoore3d 1 point2 points ago

Oh okay, sounds very similar to how dogs will sometimes have little mock fights here and there with some wrestling and nipping to assert who's dominant, but in the end they want to be around each other. Thanks for the response!

[–]metricblue 12 points13 points ago

ugh I can't stand it either. War movies are the worst; somehow seeing a horse go down gets me every time.

[–]Stormdancer 19 points20 points ago

Yea, seeing a horse go down gets me going t... oh, wait, you meant...

Oh.

Nevermind.

[–]safesexedu 16 points17 points ago

I think the horse is thinking "I meant to do that."

[–]sambaneko 6 points7 points ago

"Doo dee doo dee doo d- what th- OOF! ... Yup, meant to do that."

[–]PIRATE_WITH_HERPES 3 points4 points ago

"All part of the plan..."

[–]Ascott1989 10 points11 points ago

You should because horses can sustain severe injuries from falling on their sides.

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

oh, but when I roll my ankle, it's a fucking laugh factory.

[–]CharredCereus 0 points1 point ago

Hear hear, I had a thoroughbred who fucked his ankle after going down while playing in the field. Not even a massive fall, just onto his side. Nerve damage on his left hind leg as well. He's still lame five years later.

And then someone else on the yard had an arab that got bodyslammed into a wall by a galloping clydesdale sliding on mud and only had a bruised shoulder. Go figure.

[–]FuCKiNTowel 4 points5 points ago

It's elephants for me. I no like falling elephants

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

they don't have knees, therefore they cannot jump.

[–]raeanin 0 points1 point ago

It's because they have no arms.

[–]Elmos_Voice 0 points1 point ago

Horses are all muscle and no bullshit. They can take a small fall

[–]LILMACDEMON 60 points61 points ago

Ponyta uses tackle.

[–]anonmou5e 42 points43 points ago

Ponyta is confused. Ponyta hurt itself in its confusion.

[–]Farisr9k 26 points27 points ago

Yoga Ball got away. . .

[–]Professor_Shmad 13 points14 points ago

Its not a yoga ball... someone painted that poor Voltorb green.

[–]Jeroknite 10 points11 points ago

It's just a shiny.

[–]vibrantmelody -1 points0 points ago

Is ponyta a real Pokemon? I lost count after they added the extra 416.

[–]Cavsio 9 points10 points ago

It's a gen. 1 baby, fire type.

[–]Bwob 5 points6 points ago

It's one of the original 151, no less!

[–]vibrantmelody 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit it is! Oh I feel so silly. I guess I just blocked it all out after my collection got stolen. I feel so so silly.

[–]electrokinetica 93 points94 points ago

A ball, at a yoga class? ಠ_ಠ What kind of Pilates hybrid bullshit are you going to? Straps, blocks, mats. Simple stuff.

[–]innatetits 12 points13 points ago

I was thinking this also. I have taken yoga classes for awhile now and have never once seen those balls used.

[–]mcaffrey 35 points36 points ago

You are denying the existence of yoga balls?

[–]Nadrik 62 points63 points ago

I'm denying the existence of balls at yoga class.

[–]mattindustries 58 points59 points ago

Guys can do yoga too.

[–]akatherder 17 points18 points ago

Guys can wear dresses too.

[–]Farisr9k 60 points61 points ago

GUYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROUDLY DISPLAY THEIR ERECTIONS

[–]jeeaudley 3 points4 points ago

guys have balls, they don't need extra for yoga.

Balls in a "yoga" class is strange.

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point ago

Straps, blocks, mats. Are you talking about 50 Shades of Grey?

[–]Richeh 3 points4 points ago

You're thinking of S&M.

Don't worry, it's cool. I am too.

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure you could use the ball for that too if you were creative about it.

[–]CuriouserNdCuriouser 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly, very rarely are those balls used for yoga, Pilates yes, but standard yoga would just be a mat and maybe some blocks as you stated.

[–]Squirrel_in_ur_head 49 points50 points ago

I think it is nice that you go to yoga with your girlfriend.

[–]pHreaksYcle 12 points13 points ago

Even if you are a goon.

[–]Farisr9k 7 points8 points ago

It's so weird seeing a nice comment on reddit..

[–]jamie1414 16 points17 points ago

Implying OP didn't make up title to repost this gif. Now that's something actually funny!

[–]rceaandtyhoius 10 points11 points ago

You seem to forget yoga class is in a room full of women in yoga pants, there are certainly sinister, sexy motives involved.

[–]madwickedguy -1 points0 points ago

He's not going for his girlfriend... and that's a fact.

[–]mofuka 24 points25 points ago

So graceful.

[–]CrabCow 5 points6 points ago

9/10, landed with simplistic style, entry could have shown more elegance.

[–]mofuka 2 points3 points ago

I give him a 8/10 on effort. He could have put more into his landing.

[–]CrabCow 2 points3 points ago

I felt the landing was solid, perhaps improvable, but the entry needed some... oomph! persay...

[–]mofuka 3 points4 points ago

I will be expecting him in the next Olympics with a wonderful floor routine.

[–]CrabCow 1 point2 points ago

I do expect him to attend the next Olympics and I bet he'll be tough competition for others to get a medal or any sorts, even gold, perhaps.

[–]Vanroosh 21 points22 points ago

Drags you to yoga? You shouldn't have to pretend you don't love it.

[–]Noob_Medic[S] 53 points54 points ago

Mostly the pants. Lots of pants.

[–]Qlooki 6 points7 points ago

OMG THE YOGA PANTS

[–]bejayel 3 points4 points ago

Those pants are liars.

[–]someredditguy 1 point2 points ago

You're a bad person.

[–]amsterdaam 5 points6 points ago

Why is he a bad person? Guys can wear yoga pants as well.

[–]bejayel 6 points7 points ago

I stopped saying yoga was an easy stupid "girls" thing to do when I did it once and it kicked my ass.

I bet most people who say similar things would quit after just a few minutes of yoga from sweating, panting and sore muscles.

[–]akinder 3 points4 points ago

The hardest part for me was remembering the proper times to breath to avoid just.. I don't know what to call it, like an insta-cramp or something equally shitty.

It's tough, I've picked up tennis and kettlebell instead but have hella respect for yoga.

[–]bannana 22 points23 points ago

This is really funny, but there aren't any 'balls' in yoga.

[–]Peaceandallthatjazz 14 points15 points ago

What a frustrating day! I was totally going to meditate, but I forgot my damn yoga ball!!!

[–]smasherella 6 points7 points ago

[–]ScreamingGerman 5 points6 points ago

Get out of here Andy Carroll!

[–]spawnofyanni 2 points3 points ago

ctrl+F, upvote, move on

[–]ninja_at_law 4 points5 points ago

giant ball or tiny horse?

[–]TheInquisitorofSouls -1 points0 points ago

It's called a parelli ball.

So a big ball.

[–]Dukelicious 2 points3 points ago

Actually, it's a Pirelli Ball and a tiny horse.

[–]poopyfarts 12 points13 points ago

You don't use balls in yoga class though. OP is a phony.

[–]Stellar_Duck 8 points9 points ago

More like a pony, right?!

I know where the door is.

[–]folderol 7 points8 points ago

Or he goes to a phony yoga class.

[–]spankr 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info on the photo might also check here*:

title comnts points age /r/
When I would show off a new toy to a girl I liked when I was little... 0coms 11pts 3mos funny
a horse playing with a yoga ball 24coms 327pts 3mos gifs
Oh ball you're my best friend! GAH WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME SO! 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
Every time I try to reach the front page 1com -3pts 1mo funny
Everytime I try to use a yoga ball seriously 1com 8pts 1mo funny
Horsin' around with my new yoga ball.. 7coms 228pts 3mos funny
How I feel doing yoga 221coms 1227pts 6mos funny
Horse Fail 10coms 74pts 6mos gifs
These things are dangerous! First they attack humans now they're trying to kill the animals! 2coms 14pts 6mos funny
The sole reason why I only go to the gym after 11 pm. 5coms 64pts 8mos funny
Haters Gon--Ah Fuck 3coms 10pts 9mos gifs
Im on a ball 5coms 15pts 10mos gifs
Ima Hurrrrrsee 4coms 41pts 10mos funny
Hilarious clip from I Don't Know How She Does It starring Sarah Jessica Parker 4coms 16pts 1yr funny
exercise ball > horse 13coms 97pts 1yr gifs
Horse Derp. 21coms 84pts 1yr pics
Every time I try to use an exercise ball 0coms 6pts 26dys funny
HOERSES 2coms 12pts 3mos gif
Majority of my posts end like this... 1com 11pts 5mos funny
Horsing around 2coms 12pts 6mos gifs
What happens when I try to play sports... 23coms 231pts 8mos gifs
Sarah Jessica Parker playing football (soccer.) 11coms 18pts 10mos funny
Never give up... 0coms 11pts 10mos gifs
Never fails to make me laugh 62coms 382pts 12mos pics
yoga ball of doom 8coms 12pts 12mos gifs
Horsing around 6coms 27pts 1yr funny
Derp 2coms 22pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

*Not calling out repost.

[–]kooley 9 points10 points ago

dude yoga is great!

[–]revolt5150 6 points7 points ago

This.

Edit: Imgur.

[–]croagunk 3 points4 points ago

Nggly!

[–]Skoolz 0 points1 point ago

Actually it's NggIy

[–]croagunk 0 points1 point ago

When you're right, you're right!

[–]mbrady 0 points1 point ago

I imagine that's the sound the horse made.

[–]SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, let's not lie. You saw this gif and really wanted to use it, so you came up with the title. There are no balls in yoga.

[–]mian2zi3 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for awesome gif.

Balls in yoga? wtf?

[–]SourCreamWater 14 points15 points ago

[–]swishy22 9 points10 points ago

Cancer

[–]SourCreamWater 1 point2 points ago

Explain

[–]Scooby186 -2 points-1 points ago

funnier than the original

[–]103020302 3 points4 points ago

What's amazing is while that is still a young horse (I'd guess in the 2-3 years range), it is probably weighing in at around the 1,000lb (450kilos). You can see the ball take almost full weight, and still stay inflated. Give that company some money!

[–]otherpunk 0 points1 point ago

Horse is definitely under 2 years.

[–]Potroast420 1 point2 points ago

Parelli ball We used to have one although the horses didn't bother with it. The kids still used it nonetheless.

[–]reallybig[!] 1 point2 points ago

This is gold. "When I bring it out and let him play in the round pen with it (with me there of course) he gets LOTS of exercise and literally 'has a ball!'". oh yes. he has a ball.

[–]chips15 1 point2 points ago

It's a yearling or early 2yo and definitely not 1,000 lbs. Probably around 700-800.

[–]Stormdancer 2 points3 points ago

4mo, according to the video

[–]103020302 0 points1 point ago

The body was screaming at that, but since his tail was so full, I figured it was at least out of the first year. I was close!

[–]coles727 2 points3 points ago

sounds like you need to grow some and say NO

[–]ilovewinning 1 point2 points ago

Close enough

[–]Asdity 1 point2 points ago

I've yet to encounter one of these things without hurting myself soon after.

[–]nanzhong 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting something different from that title... :P

[–]Sagebea 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one disappointed its not a gif of Randy Marsh bouncing on his balls when he gave himself cancer?

[–]male_here 1 point2 points ago

When your gf asks me to yoga I just use my own balls

[–]mytoeshurt 1 point2 points ago

Going to yoga with your girlfriend? That sounds like a guaranteed argument once she catches you looking at the other girls' asses.

[–]I_trust_you 1 point2 points ago

[–]otherpunk 1 point2 points ago

I have a video of pretty much this exact same thing happening but with a rider on the horse. Horse Soccer is dangerous.

[–]average_white_male 0 points1 point ago

God bless yoga pants. I would gladly go with my girlfriend. Nice butts galore.

[–]demonknigh11 0 points1 point ago

Horse get out of here, you're drunk.

[–]dutchcow 0 points1 point ago

I found a (mildly) funny GIF and attached a bullshit story to it. Welcome to Reddit.

[–]lightf00t 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha this is the funniest thing ever [6]

[–]HamQuestionMark 1 point2 points ago

[–]rozyhammer 0 points1 point ago

ahhahahhaahaaha I love this !

[–]jtmalone 0 points1 point ago

Ill be honest, i expected something MUCH different when i saw the title

[–]manduh78 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for letting your gf drag you to yoga with her

[–]bathrobiwan 0 points1 point ago

This kills the horse.

[–]spamfiltered 0 points1 point ago

I can almost see the thought process...the gears in your head grinding away, looking at this very old gif and thinking of a title that will get the most karma on Reddit.

[–]walking_away_ 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "Ever time my girlfriend drags me to yoga I lose my balls."

[–]HyperJelly 0 points1 point ago

You turn into a horse?

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

All I picture is his girlfriend using the balls....using....the.....balls

[–]ugly_edith -1 points0 points ago

Your girlfriend is dragging you to yoga is the opposite of you using your balls.

[–]XavierKeepMarching 0 points1 point ago

That horse's final kick before falling would knock someone's head off in a second.

[–]ph46 0 points1 point ago

A guest speaker in my class was talking about the Mexican drug cartel horrors. Then I laughed profusely at the horse. Fuck.

[–]redditwithafork 0 points1 point ago

Your "girlfriend"... Right..

[–]StarryJunglePlanet 0 points1 point ago

Why do you date someone who drags you anywhere?

[–]likeawoman 0 points1 point ago

I use one of those exercise balls for an office chair and most day it's really hard not to just bounce around like a fool and end up wiping out like this horse

[–]avoutour 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha this is hilarious

[–]worker_parasite 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a horse play before...that was adorable

[–]xvsero 0 points1 point ago

On a serious note: Do not attempt to lay down on it and slide up and down. I seriously messed up my back after doing it. Even 8 years from doing it I still get some back pain.

[–]PK_Fire 0 points1 point ago

I would automatically be inclined to put my girl into sex positions on a ball like that. Past girlfriends have typically been turned on by my lack of discretion in public. I recommend it.

[–]Draiko 1 point2 points ago

Whoa, Sarah Jessica Parker does Yoga?

[–]killajay 0 points1 point ago

Wait, girls bring their boyfriends to yoga?

[–]DaRabidMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Such majestic creatures.

[–]hubertwojnar 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised the ball didn't explode horse's can weigh half a ton.

[–]bmml003 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too long at this.

[–]silentdrill 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker used yoga balls?

[–]XAMOTA 1 point2 points ago

I don't know how to stop this, but at the very beginning when the horse first puts its head down towards the ball, it looks like a goddamn unicorn. Do it.

[–]Inessenc3 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought the horse was a unicorn?!

[–]unkillable94 0 points1 point ago

Seen it before. Meh.

[–]WYCKEDxENT 0 points1 point ago

That was hilarious!!

[–]wofr826 1 point2 points ago

Your girlfriend is Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]Gned11 0 points1 point ago

Dragged to a yoga class? You're clearly not using any balls.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

u sir are random epiC!!! bacon upvotes to you!

[–]frog971007 1 point2 points ago

Your girlfriend's a horse?

[–]iamsofired 0 points1 point ago

You get dragged to yoga? Man up and say no imo.

[–]Lykoaster 0 points1 point ago

I love horses. This one gets up after that humiliating fall without skipping a beat and goes on with his day.

[–]oujwells 0 points1 point ago

When i was younger(12 or 13) I was playing with my friend and his 6 year old twin brothers at their elementary school in Oklahoma. I tossed one of these across the room and nailed his little brother while he was running full speed, giggling his ass off.

As soon as it made contact with him his body shot 3-5 yards into their wooden cubbies. He had to get 10 stitches in his head and I felt like an asshole the rest of the day.

[–]StonedPony 0 points1 point ago

Haha. I've done that way too many times before.

[–]thestallos 0 points1 point ago

I saw this exact gif in a blog post about re-posts and how to get karma. Do you have no shame?

[–]AdamC117 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't mind my girlfriend "dragging" me to a yoga class full of women wearing tight yoga pants. If I even had a girlfriend in the first place.

[–]strangelycutlemon 0 points1 point ago

[–]VashT_S 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title I imagined something very different

[–]Psykes -1 points0 points ago

The horse moves like a dog!! HAHAHA! [7]

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

so much repost.

[–]KissMyCockImAVirgin 0 points1 point ago

That horse died.

[–]NigerianSkammer 0 points1 point ago

Every time your girlfriend tries to drag me to yoga, she plays with my balls instead

[–]jigglydrizzle 0 points1 point ago

For those who have never seen Dinosaur Comics: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2264

[–]Warmslipper 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to hear his internal monologue 'Oh my god this thing is amazing, Yeah! Oh...oh god!'

[–]JupiterianCancerian 0 points1 point ago

URL: NiggIy

[–]Ferranax 0 points1 point ago

An animated jpg? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

[–]theoth3rme 0 points1 point ago

No horses were harmed in the making of this GIF

[–]Maloof 0 points1 point ago

This might sound childish but next time you use one, fart while sitting on it. The fart sound echoes and it's amazing... That is all.

[–]omgthatkid 0 points1 point ago

That ball wouldn't stand a chance if that was a unicorn.

[–]nikolaiownz 0 points1 point ago

You go to yoga with your girlfriend?? Wtf!

I always go by my self!

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 0 points1 point ago

You poor thing! Your girlfriend drags you to a place where you have to stare at sweaty sluts wearing Lululemon pants?

[–]deja-vu-comment -2 points-1 points ago

It's all fun and games until it breaks a leg.

.

[–]j5a9[!] 1 point2 points ago

idk why you got the downvotes, I was thinking the same thing. A horse with a broken leg is donezo.