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[–]ta-ta-man 33 points34 points ago

I too am subscribed to "I fucking love science"

[–]seancampbell9393 17 points18 points ago

"I love fucking science" would have been more fitting for this situation.

[–]jinky420 11 points12 points ago

Mm suck on my coc...cyx.

[–]skulledredditor 2 points3 points ago

This is not an appropriate fix in the event your girlfriend's parents catch you saying the first part of that to your girlfriend.

[–]chyeahduh 11 points12 points ago

It's not necrophilia if they're both dead!

[–]listerinebreath 15 points16 points ago

is it necrophilia if i'm masturbating?

[–]Fapologist 10 points11 points ago

.... Go on.

[–]tolarian_tutor 0 points1 point ago

Dude he's a fapo.ogist, so you must tell him...this is LITERALLY for science.

[–]amazoncon 14 points15 points ago

Boners are boneless so Bones is out of luck.

[–]paradoxipus 10 points11 points ago

Could be a lady

[–]Sommiel 2 points3 points ago

Probably is a female skeleton, the cranium is remarkably gracile. However, I can't see the pelvis, so it could be a young boy.

[–]rampantdissonance -3 points-2 points ago

No clit.

[–]Fapologist 4 points5 points ago

And?

[–]rarahertz 1 point2 points ago

Not legit, no clit, hey heyyy

[–]FWT 5 points6 points ago

HAHA THEYRE DOING SEX THINGS

[–]melanierich 17 points18 points ago

He really 'boned' her........

[–]ignorant_sophist 14 points15 points ago

There's no bone in there.

[–]systmh 4 points5 points ago

Well played...

[–]Grindstone50k 4 points5 points ago

Looks like a jaw-droppingly good time.

[–]prailock 8 points9 points ago

jaw dropping reaction from the skeleton

[–]MinorThreat89 2 points3 points ago

Witty pun about boners.

[–]TheRealNortson 0 points1 point ago

Translation in RedJacketese: Neva' ben dun befoah'

[–]genzahg 0 points1 point ago

Oh, yes it has. Probably in that same room.

[–]ldvanguard11 2 points3 points ago

She really sucked the life out of him...

[–]Asiansensationz 1 point2 points ago

Reading this in my Anatomy and Physiology class

[–]clevername99 0 points1 point ago

nothing like a good skull fuck, I always say.....

[–]grafguitarist08 0 points1 point ago

You clearly don't watch enough porn

[–]codeman77 0 points1 point ago

Weirdly enough, the opposite has been done...

[–]notmylegalname 0 points1 point ago

I hope you being sarcastic in the title, it happens to the two skeletons at my school all the time. Front to Back.

[–]SovietSocialist 1 point2 points ago

It's been done before. In the last time it was posted.

[–]sietai 1 point2 points ago

"Hang on babe, I need to put my leg on the counter."

[–]Poison_Appleseeds -1 points0 points ago

If your in your teens or 20s and you think to yourself, "this has probably never been done before"...think again.

[–]snickerpleez 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on facebook a few hours ago, you are robbing someone of their karma.

[–]Harutinator 0 points1 point ago

Is it necrophilia if they are both dead?

[–]RagingPenis 0 points1 point ago

I hope this is how my remains are left, post-apocalypse.

EDIT: The skeleton stood up!

[–]theDart 0 points1 point ago

I totally get it, once you're caught doing something like that, I wouldn't even want to leave that room for the rest of my life either :P

[–]RadiantDark 0 points1 point ago

This gives me chills up and down my spine

[–]Edgemere 0 points1 point ago

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

I have the weirdest skeleboner right now.

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

Necromancy LVL 100

[–]Sefwon 0 points1 point ago

I did this in front of my teacher.... I was boned.

[–]JonnySkidmarks 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could request my bones be used for something funny after I die.

[–]bcchh 0 points1 point ago

You could say they are the, 'perfect pair'!

[–]babybear0425 0 points1 point ago

Skullatio

[–]BreakingBad86 0 points1 point ago

looks like he has quite the.....Boner! Ha! Ha! Ha....eh....oh God I hate myself...

[–]thisremindsmeofbacon 0 points1 point ago

It really doesn't look like he has the guts for that.

[–]JCJen7 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "Reposting Cunt", so, it probably has been.

[–]redlinezo6 0 points1 point ago

Just in case anyone is looking for zombie porn...

http://www.backseatconceptions.com/repenetrator/repenetrator_main_nav_frames.htm

Obviously NSFW

[–]JosiahBradley 0 points1 point ago

And this students is rule 34 of anatomy.

[–]thezombiephoenix 0 points1 point ago

Craig Ferguson and Geoff Peterson on their day off.

[–]bigfartsoo 0 points1 point ago

That guy is being sucked bone dry.

[–]Lough5280 1 point2 points ago

I saw this happen at a club in LA

[–]OhShakeThatBear -2 points-1 points ago

False.

[–]Jonesty -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse.

Tomb of the Mutilated, anyone?

edit: ok, so you're not fans of Cannibal Corpse, I suppose

[–]Mizoni -3 points-2 points ago

WOW! SO FUNNY! repost.

[–]chasefooo -2 points-1 points ago

He never got off :(.

[–]NikkoTheGreeko -2 points-1 points ago

Guys got a huge boner.

[–]fireysaje -2 points-1 points ago

Boner.

[–]Its_An_Arms_Race -5 points-4 points ago

There is nothing wrong with a little harmless necrophilia.

[–]imapiratedammit -3 points-2 points ago

you've obviously never been to japan

[–]herrakonna -4 points-3 points ago

Air cock!