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[–]DrNapkin 33 points34 points ago

They think they're human...

[–]monstercello 1 point2 points ago

Mom! They think they're people!

[–]RubMyPussy 0 points1 point ago

I want to hear all about this college thing you have been up to anyways

[–]crunchy_fap_biscuit 114 points115 points ago

THE HOT TUB IS TOO HOT!

[–]nicholmikey 45 points46 points ago

What is this, ice?

[–]kfreed12 24 points25 points ago

Absolut on ice

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY 12 points13 points ago

Why don't you girls go wait at the jet skisDon't sit on them

[–]shiewt 4 points5 points ago

What are you, a girl or somethin?

[–]dwall932 2 points3 points ago

Will someone call 911?

[–]chaynes 2 points3 points ago

[–]gif_only_mode 81 points82 points ago

[–]drakoman 43 points44 points ago

I like how he looks at the camera immediately following the word "cum". Just for a split second.

[–]danrennt98 21 points22 points ago

Intentional, like this

[–]chaynes 4 points5 points ago

Go The Snuggler Go!

[–]down_vote_magnet 20 points21 points ago

They did a really terrible job of blurring out his mouth on the word "cum".

[–]bcl0328 19 points20 points ago

watch the video. they do it on purpose.

[–]thehotcarl 9 points10 points ago

"Did you cum ** this chicken?"

[–]NodsInApprovement 0 points1 point ago

This account deserves far more attention, bravo.

[–]fansbobby 1 point2 points ago

lolololol relevant username???????

[–]zat1983 11 points12 points ago

[–]fleckes 0 points1 point ago

Is there a word blurred out? It seems so ,but my lip reading skills tell me that I can read the whole sentence "Did you come into his chicken" from this lips. It seems to me that just the "m" of "cum" got blurred out. What's up with that?

Or since when does the word "cum" gets censored? I thought it would be just words like "fuck", etc. Or is it part of the joke?

[–]slyf 13 points14 points ago

It was a joke in the sketch that their bleep was delayed and they kept bleeping after the word instead of on it. They censoring was part of the joke, not real.

[–]fleckes 3 points4 points ago

ok, thanks for clearing that up.

[–]Univirsul 0 points1 point ago

I like that they blurred his mouth after he said cum.

[–]black_osiris 20 points21 points ago

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

[–]WBM99 20 points21 points ago

I'M NOT GONNA FLY DOWN HERE ANYMORE!

[–]jsellout 26 points27 points ago

GET THE FUCK OUUUTTTAAA HEEERRREEE

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 3 points4 points ago

I can't feel my hands but they keep clapping!¡!

[–]NascarStache 4 points5 points ago

I sure xylophone do I xylophone.

[–]StarshipJimmies 1 point2 points ago

Like steak mittens?

[–]Oldebones 0 points1 point ago

I'M NOT FLYING DOWN HERE ANYMORE

[–]SpiffyCarrot 123 points124 points ago

[–]silletta 33 points34 points ago

What even..

[–]crickets 7 points8 points ago

I love T&E and I thought I would hate that essay but I enjoyed it quite a bit! Seal of approval.

EDIT: My favorite point she made is that Tim and Eric are not cynical. Their comedy is not cynical. A lot of absurd, ironic comedy is cynical but they embrace awkwardness and as she says "loserdom" in such an earnest way. Earnestness is underrated in modern comedy. I think Tim and Eric's love for Monty Python is clearest in this respect.

[–]bigmike186 8 points9 points ago

I agree with your edit comment. They are earnestly awkward and uncool, it's what every hipster wants to be but is ultimately too conceited to actually achieve. I've always held that their show is the most intellectually creative thing on TV, and people just stare at me.

[–]sulejmankulenovic 3 points4 points ago

If you liked Awesome Show then be on the lookout for an upcoming movie they're in called The Comedy.

[–]iGotChubs4You 2 points3 points ago

That movie, i am positive, is not at all like Awesome Show in any way.

[–]sulejmankulenovic 0 points1 point ago

It's not an outright comedy but it looks like it's made to appeal to the kinds of people who get into T&E deep enough to think about why they're funny.

[–]bigmike186 1 point2 points ago

I've heard of it, and can't wait to see it. I don't think it's the same type of humor though, it isn't written or directed by them. It seems much darker than their usual stuff.

[–]JazzyNips 2 points3 points ago

This is a great read, thank you!

[–]neocount73 1 point2 points ago

If you have to write an essay explaining why something is funny, it isn't funny.

[–]JJEE 1 point2 points ago

hipsters gonna hipst.

[–]guntfuddler 15 points16 points ago

Questions: don't ask them.

[–]bigmike186 10 points11 points ago

Oh, Shades.......

[–]Mmammammamma 3 points4 points ago

It's pretty WTF overall, but the ending is especially so.

[–]I_am_God_seriously 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]PinchiWonkaGrandpa 2 points3 points ago

YOU POLISH, THEN YOU DUST!

[–]Colbert_bump -1 points0 points ago

I watched all of that, what the Fuck. I think marijuana is needed.

[–]WeAreAnimal -1 points0 points ago

Can I just get a happy beginning instead? [4]

[–]Nigger__Faggot 63 points64 points ago

A new life goal of mine is to find a relevant use for this gif.

[–]R3dn3ck96 49 points50 points ago

This is reddit. You shouldn't have to wait long.

[–]Asdity 26 points27 points ago

It'll be used poorly in every big thread for the next week.

[–]lethargicwalrus 11 points12 points ago

It'll be used until people start downvoting it, which will be never.

[–]skiingxmoose 31 points32 points ago

[–]yesiamthankyou2 21 points22 points ago

You play a dangerous game.

[–]b_rodriguez 2 points3 points ago

You make an excellent point, you deserve a round of applause. Give him a hand ladies and gents.

[–]FalconOne 5 points6 points ago

[–]ChaoticAgenda 1 point2 points ago

My first thought is to search for something involving prosthetic arms or possibly hands falling asleep.

[–]joelseph 3 points4 points ago

Too literal. This is reddit, use it for anything or make shit up.

[–]FOUR_YOLO 0 points1 point ago

anything worthy of applause

[–]Aegi 0 points1 point ago

Anything ALMOST worthy of applause.

[–]danrennt98 2 points3 points ago

Something mildly interesting comes up

[–]smartflesh 17 points18 points ago

I miss Bored to Death :(

[–]karmaisdharma 4 points5 points ago

Me too :( Let's miss it...together...

[–]patanwilson 14 points15 points ago

I think he's doing the hand thing

Warning: The video is psychologically disturbing.

[–]mistermarsbars 4 points5 points ago

Hand thing is nowhere near as disturbing as "Kitty Candy"

[–]RageOverflows 1 point2 points ago

Between Shaye Saint John and Salad Fingers..my life has never been the same.

[–]Rubber_Knuckle 0 points1 point ago

[–]pooticus 1 point2 points ago

Ah Hoy, AHHH...HOY....

[–]thirdfounder 11 points12 points ago

he grew up to become my four-year-old daughter?

[–]Snakkred 6 points7 points ago

His shuffle dance to the door always puts me in a better mood.

[–]SirLaxer 2 points3 points ago

I've always wanted a gif of this...

[–]mofuka 5 points6 points ago

Those must be his fapping hands...

[–]Pays4Porn 7 points8 points ago

Makes it look giant.

[–]_sexpanther 0 points1 point ago

That's why I date small girls

[–]CraZy_M 6 points7 points ago

Okay, I doubt this makes any more sense in context but I gotta know where this from

[–]einargud 1 point2 points ago

That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[–]ProperJudgement -5 points-4 points ago

It's from a Tim and Eric skit "Just 3 men"

[–]Fafigunigen 30 points31 points ago

Just 3 boyz

[–]DJBJ 5 points6 points ago

With Shades!

[–]zangor 3 points4 points ago

I cant tell if you are just misrepresenting the skit, or doing the most T&E thing of all time: replacing a vowel or a word in a sentence for absurdist humor effect.

[–]ProperJudgement 4 points5 points ago

I wish.. It's like 3 am in Australia. I saw this skit at their live show in Sydney 2 weeks ago. Huge fan but brain no work good late.

After the show I wanted to get something signed but had nothing on me so they signed my credit card.

[–]zangor 3 points4 points ago

They did....Just 3 Boys.....LIVE?!?!?!?!! You are a privileged man.

[–]JesusJay123 7 points8 points ago

[–]goldgecko4 4 points5 points ago

It loops so beautifully...

[–]ihateboats 3 points4 points ago

They think they're human.

[–]artacuno53 3 points4 points ago

They told me I could become anything

I'm still undecided

[–]TheTrickster2 2 points3 points ago

The beard in combination with the pigtails is incredible.

[–]lindseysaywhut 3 points4 points ago

I got you an extra medium!

[–]Twigglesnix 1 point2 points ago

why is that funny?

[–]szopin 0 points1 point ago

Because this is reddit and every reddit celebrity post has million upvotes (see NDT)

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because he's Zach Galifianakis.

[–]Retawekaj 0 points1 point ago

She is so pretty

[–]MericaMan4Life 1 point2 points ago

zach girlifinakis?

[–]Foxxface 1 point2 points ago

Just Three Boyz!

[–]Toxikomania 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or this guy looks like the Sauce Boss from Epic meal time?

[–]headless_bassman 0 points1 point ago

He has two right hands?

[–]Ludoweez 0 points1 point ago

Tim and Eric....Great job!

[–]ForwardTwo 0 points1 point ago

[–]iGotChubs4You 1 point2 points ago

I have the Shaye Saint John DVD, I love him.

[–]Confusedandlost123 0 points1 point ago

I am strangely pleased and embarrassed that he married into our family...

[–]B33mo 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they finally tied the knot!
how are you related to quinn?

[–]tspinelli31 0 points1 point ago

Sorry guys both of my parents died a couple of hours ago

[–]ElPatreeecko 0 points1 point ago

I want to sexually JACK him off.

[–]folderol 1 point2 points ago

"Twooo fuckin' pussies."

[–]doodzrool 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha

[–]deutschbag17 1 point2 points ago

*Tim and Eric

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

If anyone has not seen any of "The Comedians of Comedy" movies on Netflix, I HIGHLY recommend it. It features Zack and many other amazing comics and its definitely worth a watch. One of them, I forget which, shows an in-depth look at the behind the scenes and start of the tour which was started by Patton Oswalt. I loved it.

[–]RasputinCrowley 0 points1 point ago

False: two right hands cannot clap. They can only high five.

[–]KidxBuu 1 point2 points ago

Did you cum in this chicken?

[–]WaterChestnut3 0 points1 point ago

Did you cum beep this chicken?

[–]doubleas21380 0 points1 point ago

Just three boyz!

[–]jody_highroller18 1 point2 points ago

They think they're human.

[–]ShrewyLouie -1 points0 points ago

Just 3 boys! With a cameo from Carl from Family Matters!

[–]iMolester 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are sometimes brown.

[–]G6XFySpn 0 points1 point ago

So little comments, so much karma.

[–]bandit3288 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]G6XFySpn 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it

[–]Audiophiliac 0 points1 point ago

I love how he looks legitimately interested.

[–]jpatton89 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised Tim and Eric isn't popular on Reddit.

[–]technoSurrealist 0 points1 point ago

sign your pep pep up for my email newsletter

I tend to see a lot of T&E gifs and references now and again.

[–]altification 1 point2 points ago

He looks so comfortable, so content.

[–]shrim51 0 points1 point ago

JUST THREE BOYS

[–]ROOTCasper 0 points1 point ago

I FLEW DOWN HERE FOR THE SEVENTH TIME!

[–]AquaticDanger 0 points1 point ago

TRUMPETS! side note: this is from a different skit

[–]HerpyMcDerp 0 points1 point ago

this should be on r/trees too

[–]GeeZiz 0 points1 point ago

JUST 3 BOYZ

[–]ZeGermans750 0 points1 point ago

Hah! Like that time he played an awkward character who does random things

[–]smac22 0 points1 point ago

Thank ye, thank ye, it's good to be hither.

[–]SameGuy37 -1 points0 points ago

Why is this funny?

[–]PullOutBoy -2 points-1 points ago

LA LA LA WHATEVER!

[–]saxon147 0 points1 point ago

I HATE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Nortlov93 1 point2 points ago

Just 3 Boyz!

[–]lilmissy91 0 points1 point ago

A condom on a cucumber.

[–]Dafuq_me 0 points1 point ago

His beard is just perfect.

[–]PitsBitch 1 point2 points ago

£10 pounds said you double checked how to spell his name before you posted!

[–]GRPace 0 points1 point ago

They think they're people.

[–]gabetron0 0 points1 point ago

This post would be equally successful in wtf

[–]prolly_angelina_joli 0 points1 point ago

Saucy!

[–]thisis_ 0 points1 point ago

thisis_hilarious

[–]bpi89 0 points1 point ago

WAS IT WORTH IT?!

[–]a-dark-passenger 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why this gif is funny.

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 0 points1 point ago

JUST THREE BOYS!

[–]seoul_child 0 points1 point ago

I put my hands in the air... Clap clap clap. Am I doing this right?

[–]LAXisFUN 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a stoner

[–]BornInARolledUpRug 1 point2 points ago

"Haha, they think they're human"

[–]olijackson64 0 points1 point ago

What is this from, I live under a rock

[–]the_dirty530 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once

[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

You can!

[–]3book 0 points1 point ago

This guy is doing the exact same thing that Tom Green and others have done: live the character.

It becomes silly, tiresome and banal after a time, like 15 movies with Michael Cera with the same exact character.

[–]B891 0 points1 point ago

Shay, you still doin' that hand thing? GAH. WHAT IS THAT!?

[–]Amusin 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I really hate him, can't explain that

[–]Haylielately 0 points1 point ago

Why is this not under WTF?

[–]SortofVague 0 points1 point ago

[–]ogudaktig 0 points1 point ago

I thought I unsubscribed from /r/timanderic

[–]deadstraddl3 0 points1 point ago

Zach Girlifianakis?

[–]SamsonAran 0 points1 point ago

That's not fair, you're being a bad business man.

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

He's copying Natalie's hairstyle...

[–]YOU_R_A_FAGGOT 0 points1 point ago

Did you cum in this bird?

[–]Smoothcat262 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was Robert Redford.

[–]PlacidPanda 0 points1 point ago

The song Jimmy by M.I.A. was playing when i opened this and the clapping matched perfectly with her saying "Jimmy.....Achaa...."

[–]daftkid 0 points1 point ago

Did you cum in that chicken?!

[–]makhno 0 points1 point ago

They think they're human.

[–]staiano 0 points1 point ago

Why are both hands lefty?

[–]Swervin_Rainbows 0 points1 point ago

I'm just not sure what to do with my hands.

[–]broken337 0 points1 point ago

That kind of reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE

[–]mrpugglywuggly 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

This was accidentally posted to r/funny.

[–]K5000 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I wonder how so many gif people are too lazy to make their gif smooth by doing a loop with half of it in reverse. See how great it looks!

[–]cYtRyxx 0 points1 point ago

Heh, I'm actually watching the Hangover right now

[–]brakstone91 0 points1 point ago

Literally drank two beers and a white russian with this as my sole source of entertainment. SO HAPPY :)

[–]I_want_an_Audi 0 points1 point ago

You ain't got no pancake mix

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

Exactly why I love this dude

[–]Glazed-Donut-Boy 0 points1 point ago

How much weed does he smoke, exactly?

[–]phlip562 0 points1 point ago

Someone mixed the drugs again

[–]epinky_23 0 points1 point ago

Nuthatch shades

[–]NOACeulemans -1 points0 points ago

That's at least a [6] if I ever did see one.

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

A 6 what?

[–]AscorGames -1 points0 points ago

Numbers inside [] indicate how high you are.

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

And what units are we using? Are we talking angstroms, microns, inches, feet, yards, kilometers, miles, AU's, parsecs, leagues?

[–]AscorGames -2 points-1 points ago

A scale of 1-10. But parsecs sounds cool so we can go with that if you want to.

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

But if you're measuring height, shouldn't you be using proper units?

[–]NOACeulemans 0 points1 point ago

High, as in baked, stoned high, not altitude.

[–]automatedresponse 0 points1 point ago

Confession bear: I've never found this guy particularly funny.

[–]LordBahumat 5 points6 points ago

Honestly, he is the current generation's Steve Martin, in that he's a man engaged entirely in meta-comedy. He subverts the tropes of comedy, and painstakingly rearranges them.

To be fair, I hate the guy's work in standup, but I've seen a lot of his videos, and even when he's not funny, he's deliberately so.

A perfect example of how to explain this: There's a video sequence where he rigged a chair to collapse underneath himself in a comical way. Which he then proceeds to do, about fifty times, filming each take. And you realize after the fourth or fifth one that what you're watching is practice; he's meticulously trying to find the funniest possible way to pratfall in this circumstance.

I tend to see him as something of a scientist-comedian, precisely as Steve Martin was; men who are so consciously aware of the structure and tropes of comedy that they're deliberately building with them, re-arranging them, playing with them. And lots of those experiments, well, suck. But that's fine; they have their moments of solid gold amidst the many failed attempts.

TL;DR: Zack Galifinackis is our generation's Steve Martin.

[–]automatedresponse 2 points3 points ago

right. When he puts out a movie like the Jerk we'll talk.

[–]LordBahumat -2 points-1 points ago

His performance in "The Hangover" is already that watershed moment. He came out swinging for the fences, and he nailed it. There isn't a tic, a gag, an awkward pause, a tiniest change of expression he performs in that movie that aren't, I think, exactly as he and the director wanted.

Remember that he's a comedian, a performer. He was cast to play that role, and did so, and I argue he did so with laser-like precision.

"A movie like the Jerk" can't be done by Galifinakis, just as "A movie like The Hangover" can't be done by Steve Martin. Yet both, I argue, bring the same precision-minded ethos to their work.

[–]automatedresponse 2 points3 points ago

Sorry.. but the Hangover isn't a great film...

[–]LordBahumat 0 points1 point ago

As a whole, maybe not, but any movie is the sum of a great deal more talent than just the starring roles.

The performance provided by Galifinakis, though, is spot-on.

[–]ticklishcage -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously, if you like Zach or Tim and Eric go watch this skit right now, its super funny and really dumb

[–]rajonronbro 0 points1 point ago

That's just what happens when you live in a boys house

[–]FH3 0 points1 point ago

they think theyre real......haha