'Merica

Jesus Christ, at least wait a couple weeks before you repost shit. This was the top entry on /r/all, for most of the morning. You god damned unoriginal piece of shit bastard.

Also, despite your username, I'll bet you smell like unwashed asshole and B.O.

dezweb · 2012-10-10T19:47:37+00:00

I've been on reddit two years and my biggest complaint hasn't changed...quit fucking bitching about reposts! Grow some fucking nads and man up, redditors. You can take it without whining like a bitch, can't you?

thedudebythething · 2012-10-10T13:06:27+00:00

Oh dear baby Zeus! I like me some cheese but this made my stomach turn upside down. On the flip side, do you think he/she is really that fat or just really, really, really constipated from all the cheese?

anim8 · 2012-10-10T14:40:36+00:00

So I think it's official now:

BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAPS ARE OUT

OGtoofless · 2012-10-10T15:18:02+00:00

that be gubment cheese.

godzuke · 2012-10-10T13:04:00+00:00

Calcium deficiencies are no laughing matter.

T0tai · 2012-10-10T14:35:40+00:00

What you see here is a moment in time when the pictured individual has given up any hope of bettering their lives. The moment may be fleeting and the pictured individual may regret eating a block of cheese, and vow to take better care of themselves in the future, but the cycle is vicious and it repeats until the pictured individual loathes themself utterly, and crosses the point of no return. What we are witnessing here is a very sad moment of complete loss of self restraint.

Also, is she wearing a blanket as a skirt?

stellarjane · 2012-10-10T14:39:10+00:00

I spy wedding band... how am I alone!?

Danjak · 2012-10-10T14:45:47+00:00

Very, very sad. Slow suicide as a byproduct of depression.

lirio2u · 2012-10-10T13:06:27+00:00

What the holy shit?!! I just threw up in my mouth. I think she's actually made of cheese and she's just recharging.

That's it I'm doing cardio

CaptainReginald · 2012-10-10T14:21:10+00:00

Because who needs to poop right?

Borborygme · 2012-10-10T15:45:07+00:00

Jerry, I'm feeling something... something I haven't felt in a long time. Complete and total autonomy! I wanna bite into a huge hunk of cheese, just BITE into it like it's an apple!

Fish38 · 2012-10-10T15:45:48+00:00

Was the jumbo box of Cheeze-its placed right behind her not enough cheese?

dpirazzi · 2012-10-10T15:53:10+00:00

way to repost this as it is number 2 on the frontpage, idiot.

frotorious · 2012-10-10T15:53:29+00:00

"I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!"

pattiusmaxim · 2012-10-10T15:58:41+00:00

At least she got her nails did!

ninjaface · 2012-10-10T15:59:21+00:00

The lactose is strong with this one...

campoanywhere · 2012-10-10T16:12:21+00:00

Cheez-its Christ!

baginagi · 2012-10-10T16:19:38+00:00

Repost!!

skeeter89 · 2012-10-10T16:22:03+00:00

George

euroteen · 2012-10-10T16:22:39+00:00

Cheese louise

AlexEmway · 2012-10-10T16:27:32+00:00

Wait, did she eat the sharp point of the arrow too?

Oilfeilddeviant · 2012-10-10T16:40:18+00:00

PETA is not gonna like the it got taken from its natural habitat

taytotz · 2012-10-10T16:41:12+00:00

I don't care who posted it first...Can we please address the fact that this WO-Man is eating a block of cheese because her cheez-it's aren't cheesy enough.

Lemon_Tile · 2012-10-10T16:46:22+00:00

Wisconsin

FTFY

ZombieKingKong · 2012-10-10T16:52:28+00:00

I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE ITS

4realthistime · 2012-10-10T16:56:16+00:00

dat gov't cheese...

Hefeweize · 2012-10-10T17:01:30+00:00

Im on a diet compromised of nothing.. When I'm about to faint.. I eat a cube of cheese..

POOP_ON_YOUR_FACE · 2012-10-10T17:03:53+00:00

Dat Cheese!

D3adkl0wn · 2012-10-10T17:07:18+00:00

Christ. this was posted a few hours ago.. That time by a tagged/known reposter..

fertehlulz · 2012-10-10T17:07:42+00:00

This is in Spokane at Riverfront park in front of the Carousel

riggathehut · 2012-10-10T17:16:01+00:00

As someone who refuses to be tolerant towards lactose, I am both disgusted and amazed.

TheAndeleh · 2012-10-10T17:39:18+00:00

I only lol'd bcz of CHEEZ-IT in the plastic bag..

RyuSythe · 2012-10-10T17:42:56+00:00

This is outrageous and barbaric! I would at least of a knife to cut the cheese into more manageable pieces. Then if I cared might combine them with some Ritz crackers.

guessthequote · 2012-10-10T17:55:14+00:00

I do like a nice bit of gorgonzola.

Springheeljac · 2012-10-10T18:05:24+00:00

They aren't fat, they're just super constipated.

tunapepper · 2012-10-10T18:20:40+00:00

This person has externally apparent physiological and psychological issues. That is so hilarious.

playaslaya31 · 2012-10-10T18:35:13+00:00

This must be in Wisconsin.

CupofBallSoup · 2012-10-10T19:03:39+00:00

Cheddar! SHE KNOWS MY WEAKNESS! Mustn't masturbate...DAMN!!!

wintrparkgrl · 2012-10-10T20:52:53+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/murica

Cheefnuggs · 2012-10-10T23:03:08+00:00

It's really funny because she also has cheez-its in a box behind her

internet_interpol · 2012-10-11T00:24:01+00:00

Holy shit. That's a brick of cheese. I thought it was a hamburger the first time I saw this post.

BumbleTummy · 2012-10-11T00:47:30+00:00

The Summer Of George!

hughes37 · 2012-10-11T02:20:42+00:00

didn't need to zoom in, (shes ?) big enough.

whamabam · 2012-10-11T02:52:59+00:00

Co's of all the people going on and on about it being reposted i am voting this up, gees people get a life, it is not the end of the world and someone like me might just not have seen it on the front page in a subreddit i block. ffs

shaunfrederick · 2012-10-11T04:44:52+00:00

This bitch better not be getting one of my cents!

ab103630 · 2012-10-10T14:57:18+00:00

Shameless repost from r/WTF.

Kloebear02 · 2012-10-10T14:28:15+00:00

That better be Wisconsin cheese!

bigbigpure1 · 2012-10-10T14:36:31+00:00

its OK she must be on low carb

dewhashish · 2012-10-10T14:49:08+00:00

tip assist!

thefoyer · 2012-10-10T15:38:33+00:00

What's the point of putting pictures of fat people eating? I mean, how the hell do you think they got fat in the first place??

snakeater22 · 2012-10-10T17:04:51+00:00

Hey OP

IHeartTheInterwebs · 2012-10-10T14:26:56+00:00

To be honest...I live in Wisconsin (not that i think that has anything to do with this) and I will sit down and eat an entire block of cheese, and have no issues with the "exiting" of the cheese the next day. I weigh around 200lbs at 6 foot. Granted, the blocks of cheese i eat are around half the size as shown in the picture...but cheese if fecking awesome....That is all.

conanarama · 2012-10-10T13:13:12+00:00

I've always wanted to do this but never have since, you know, stomach-churning disgust and artery-clogging goodness.

RogerHestlund · 2012-10-10T13:17:43+00:00

That's... cheesy.

SmackadoodleJ · 2012-10-10T15:06:17+00:00

... this is on the front page of Reddit right now. In /r/WTF. Posted before this. By someone else.

OlleOliver · 2012-10-10T15:47:38+00:00

Really? Only 1 hour before reposting it?

momomonkey44 · 2012-10-10T13:16:39+00:00

REALLY... is all i have to say

griffith12 · 2012-10-10T14:49:11+00:00

While is fucking awesome, I am from Wisconsin, eating it out in public(a 5lb block no less) like that is just fucking disgusting especially when you are 5 hundred pounds in a wheel chair. what the fuck man/lady/thing?

jeditransistor · 2012-10-10T14:26:48+00:00

Looks like she really knows how to say cheese for a picture. ( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LilMerm8 · 2012-10-10T13:29:05+00:00

At least she's balancing out with carbs, the Cheez-its, in the bag

ServerGeek · 2012-10-10T13:54:55+00:00

I know what I'm having for lunch today.

Deadly_Lust · 2012-10-10T13:57:55+00:00

I thought he was eating a bar of butter.

Dear god.

aleeds1211 · 2012-10-10T14:20:01+00:00

Would this be the extreme version of the Atkins diet?

The_Latest_Alter · 2012-10-10T14:44:06+00:00

I'd like to come up with some witty pun to please the 3 people that'll read this comment, thus making Australia look good, but truth be known- this just made me real fucking sad like.

white_picket_fencer · 2012-10-10T14:49:07+00:00

"You ate a whole wheel of cheese? Actually, I'm not mad. That's amazing."

Unisenon · 2012-10-10T14:54:24+00:00

Real cheese isn't that yellow. example

rhayward · 2012-10-10T14:15:30+00:00

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Ashl · 2012-10-10T14:32:50+00:00

I could bench her..with a forklift

jimbojones230 · 2012-10-10T14:39:27+00:00

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

IamThorr · 2012-10-10T14:44:00+00:00

Dear lord...

Yserbius · 2012-10-10T14:57:27+00:00

Did you know that Oman actually has America beat in terms of fatness?

MrChildren · 2012-10-10T14:57:35+00:00

We've all been in this position before.

Ochd12 · 2012-10-10T15:00:17+00:00

Cheese is delicious.

countlazypenis · 2012-10-10T15:00:35+00:00

It's as if the bar has been lowered to a whole new level.

snowmanspike · 2012-10-10T15:05:22+00:00

A quick cheezy snack maybe?

ForestLogs · 2012-10-10T15:07:10+00:00

'Murica*

mishugashu · 2012-10-10T15:09:17+00:00

Is this supposed to be wrong?

FattyShack · 2012-10-10T15:11:19+00:00

well hibernation time is pretty soon

strangesplatr · 2012-10-10T15:19:30+00:00

thats pretty gross

pinion13 · 2012-10-10T14:29:55+00:00

It's..... it's... IT'S EATING A BLOCK OF CHEESE...

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