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[–]mrgreenjeans9 1373 points1374 points ago

it ain't easy bein' cheesy

[–]hermetic-artist 1013 points1014 points ago

Daaaangerously cheesy!

(No, seriously, this woman's life is in danger from morbid obesity.)

[–]rensign 512 points513 points ago

woman? hmm... oh yes i see it now.

[–]getbacktoworkpigs 94 points95 points ago

Morbid obesity? Oh yes I see it now.

[–]Levy_Wilson 110 points111 points ago

Morbid Ocheesity.

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    [–]BrockHardcastle 13 points14 points ago

    I am transfixed. I can't stop looking at it.

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      [–]chokeslam512 362 points363 points ago

      It's probably a thyroid problem.

      [–]kaajit 308 points309 points ago

      Then stop eatin' thyroids!

      [–]jer21 356 points357 points ago

      It's genetics.

      [–]C_IsForCookie 87 points88 points ago

      Nah. She's just big boned. Probably from the calcium from all that cheese.

      [–]automatedresponse 61 points62 points ago

      Its amazing that the chemicals in our brain that derive pleasure from food are so strong that it actually overrides our reproductive instinct. You'll get so fucking fat you'll never fuck again.

      [–]accostedbyhippies 19 points20 points ago

      You obviously don't spend time in the parts of the internet I do.

      Just fat people fucking everywhere...

      [–]DJRES 24 points25 points ago

      That's a good thing. There are too many humans as it is.

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        [–]jofwnc 100 points101 points ago

        relax guys shes on keto. shes losing weight

        [–]DogShitTaco 23 points24 points ago

        'cept her keto is caused by the diabeetus

        [–]insaneduo 10 points11 points ago

        Ketoacidosis!

        [–]DogShitTaco 4 points5 points ago

        Good job on the weight lose

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              [–]vernscustoms 110 points111 points ago

              Its genetics that she has to have a bar of cheese in her hand? I call mutant.

              [–]SchofieldSilver 38 points39 points ago

              Bar of cheese? That's a block my friend.

              [–]shadowguise 65 points66 points ago

              Worst X-Men character ever.

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                  [–]jimicus 106 points107 points ago

                  I have a thyroid problem. It gives me all sorts of symptoms, but "a passing resemblance to Jabba the Hutt's fatter, uglier sister" isn't one of them.

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                      [–]joanzen 273 points274 points ago

                      I had a friend once, whose fat roommate came back from the doctor's crying and made a loud phone call to her mom explaining that the doctor told her to eat less cheese and more veggies...

                      So we went into her cheese stash in the fridge and cut it up into veggie shapes so she'd feel better.

                      [–]RedeemingVices 189 points190 points ago

                      What you should have done is thrown the cheese out.

                      [–]Cohiba 110 points111 points ago

                      Enabling:it's sweet until someone dies.

                      [–]Pick_Zoidberg 125 points126 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/8rMKB.gif

                      [–]SoManyNinjas 68 points69 points ago

                      That's cute as fuck

                      [–]sidepart 27 points28 points ago

                      I fucking LOVE sloths.

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                                [–]ETL4nubs 51 points52 points ago

                                It ain't easy bein' in a wheelchair either.

                                [–]Deckard_ 298 points299 points ago

                                It ain't easy bein' the wheelchair

                                [–]marky_sparky 89 points90 points ago

                                It ain't easy being the poor sap that has to push the wheelchair.

                                Once inertia takes over you're fine. Getting that thing started would be like starting a fusion reaction.

                                [–]InVultusSolis 10 points11 points ago

                                If/when portable fusion reactors are invented, the discovery will be motivated by the need for a device to power the wheel chairs of 500+ lb people.

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                                    [–]halasjackson 32 points33 points ago

                                    Nope, but I'd say that downing a couple pounds of straight-up cheese as a "snack" is not a good way to get out of one, either... (not that you were arguing otherwise)

                                    [–]gazwel 37 points38 points ago

                                    How do you know this is the reason though, what if she is in a wheelchair because she can't walk and has selective eating disorder?

                                    Ah fuck it, she is just fat.

                                    [–]ZeusMcFly 24 points25 points ago

                                    It's okay, she'll lose weight one day. they are going to have to cut off her foot eventually.

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                                            [–]bayarealovefest 332 points333 points ago

                                            Sooooo, she's married and I'm not? Awesome

                                            [–]byegone1 300 points301 points ago

                                            Nah it's a decoy ring. I've seen girls do that (like on vacation while in Vegas) so they don't get swarmed by guys trying to hit that. I'm sure she's just trying to keep the crowds down.

                                            [–]Runding 160 points161 points ago

                                            Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score...

                                            [–]caseyboycasey 12 points13 points ago

                                            With a goal that big, it'd be pretty fucking hard to miss.

                                            [–]Corsaire 15 points16 points ago

                                            favorite. line. ever.

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                                              [–]GrizzledBastard 13 points14 points ago

                                              I'd rather fuck that block of cheese.

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                                                [–]PendingSente 43 points44 points ago

                                                Had to double check... yup, it's a woman. Didn't catch that the first time.

                                                I just assumed a dude, also assumed he was named "Bobby" for some reason.

                                                [–]neverdreams 43 points44 points ago

                                                Dang it, Bobby.

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                                                  [–]pab_mcgee 4 points5 points ago

                                                  wait till you see her husband....

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                                                    [–]headfullofuselessnes 801 points802 points ago

                                                    Just needs a diet coke.

                                                    [–]Eurynom0s 504 points505 points ago

                                                    I always feel like an asshole ordering diet soda when I decide to pig out, but it's not because I think it makes the rest of the meal okay, it's because my parents got me on diet at a young age and now I think that regular soda tastes disgustingly sweet.

                                                    [–]Uncircumvented 41 points42 points ago

                                                    (I'm thin and a type 1 diabetic) People always look at me weird when I order a diet soda, some even ask "why are YOU drinking a diet soda?". I always look them in the eye and say "because I have Diabetus!".
                                                    Don't question someone's beverage choice, it's un-american.

                                                    [–]TheHopelessGamer 471 points472 points ago

                                                    I don't understand this mentality. Why feel like an asshole? So you're eating a shit ton if calories in food, might as well just give up and add a shit ton more in soda? Might as well cut calorie corners where you can. It's not all or nothing.

                                                    [–]bedintruder 42 points43 points ago

                                                    Its asinine for people to mock the idea of getting diet soda with a Big Mac and Large fries. A big mac has 550 calories, Large fry has 500 calories, and Large (32oz) coke has 500 calories.

                                                    Why the hell do people act like cutting 1/3 of the calories from the meal is negligible?

                                                    [–]modrit 13 points14 points ago

                                                    Trying to feel superior to others is basically a hobby for some people.

                                                    [–]ephemera505 128 points129 points ago

                                                    Plus if you are pigging out on a pile of food. There IS some nutrition there the body is absorbing. Having a 32oz sugery soda just isn't justifyable.

                                                    [–]BritOfATallThrowaway 70 points71 points ago

                                                    I googled 32floz. That's almost one litre or 3 cans. Who the fuck drinks soda at that size?

                                                    Edit: Wow, 1 litre is a small size in some places? If we order a UKPint of coke (0.5 litres) we think it's a lot!

                                                    [–]ASquishyJollyRancher 45 points46 points ago

                                                    7-11 sells the double gulp which, until recently, was 64 ounces. They shrank it down to 50 ounces because people couldn't get it in their cupholders. When asked, 7-11 PR states "If it didn't sell, we wouldn't still be carrying it"

                                                    Edit: Ugh, I can't believe I just linked to theblaze.com. It was an accident I swear!

                                                    [–]ItsTheFeds 40 points41 points ago

                                                    Big Gulps huh? Well, see ya later.

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                                                      [–]WildKingdok 11 points12 points ago

                                                      Former American theatre employee here. 32oz sodas are a SMALL drink. Medium = 44oz, Large = 54oz. The Kid's Cup was 16oz itself.

                                                      [–]Pinkfish_411 5 points6 points ago

                                                      Keep in mind that Americans do tend to use a lot more ice than people from a lot of European countries (not sure about the UK, never been there). A 32 oz drink is usually at least half ice. The tiny glasses of lukewarm soda (and no free ice water!!!) was definitely the only thing I really didn't enjoy about dining out in Europe.

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                                                          [–]wildlyoscillate 70 points71 points ago

                                                          I hate it when people pig out on a huge order, and then don't order a 12 pack of donuts as well. Hypocrites.

                                                          [–]c0horst 31 points32 points ago

                                                          Agreed. Its not like the extra calories in regular soda make it taste that much better, and its not just calories your cutting out... a large soda from a fast food joint can have like 100+ grams of sugar in it.

                                                          [–]ljg2108 8 points9 points ago

                                                          Exactly, why drink your calories when you could eat them.

                                                          [–]DownvoteAttractor 14 points15 points ago

                                                          Not to mention the impact on diabetes of sugar intake vs relatively low impact on blood sugar from eating fats.

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                                                            [–]ignore_my_typo 224 points225 points ago

                                                            Nothing wrong with saving the extra 200+ calories, even when you pig out.

                                                            [–]spandexqueen 86 points87 points ago

                                                            My feelings, exactly! I prefer diet soda anyway, but people always give me guff when I get a greasy burger and a diet drink. "Spandexqueen, why bother when you're already eating that huge burger?" Because I'm already consuming 600+ calories, I don't need 500 more added to this single meal!!

                                                            [–]SirAuron 67 points68 points ago

                                                            My god, you are surrounded by nosy people.

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                                                              [–]zohany 38 points39 points ago

                                                              I agree. And the 50 - 100 grams of sugar.

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                                                                [–]elitenls 89 points90 points ago

                                                                I don't ever drink normal soda any more. If I'm going to drink a soda at all, it's either "diet" or one of the "zero" type sodas. Even if I give up for a day and go have a Big Mac, I'm still getting a Diet Coke.

                                                                Y'know why, because fuck what people think, that's why. I've lost 55+ since April by changing the way my fat-ass eats, and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks. I. Feel. Good.

                                                                [–]ScaredKitty 19 points20 points ago

                                                                It's not so much the taste for me, but regular-sugar drinks leave a weird feeling/texture in my mouth.

                                                                [–]d-squared 27 points28 points ago

                                                                Like your teeth are now wearing sweaters.

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                                                                  [–]CaptainGurl 6 points7 points ago

                                                                  Same here! I never thought drinking diet soda was a big deal. That is until I heard someone get offended that they were asked if they wanted diet or regular. He got all huffy and said "I am not on a diet".

                                                                  [–]thebrandnewbob 10 points11 points ago

                                                                  Personally, all the sugar in regular soda just makes me feel like crap.

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                                                                    [–]FreDeliciaMD 114 points115 points ago

                                                                    Bring me Solo and the Wookie also some ketchup

                                                                    [–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 29 points30 points ago

                                                                    Fuck it. Bring me another block of this cheese while you're up.

                                                                    [–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 24 points25 points ago

                                                                    Ketchup on cheese? What kind of communist shit is that

                                                                    [–]FreDeliciaMD 32 points33 points ago

                                                                    Does she even lift ?

                                                                    [–]TheUnluckySock 8 points9 points ago

                                                                    No, but she has one in her house.

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                                                                          [–]bamb00zled 119 points120 points ago

                                                                          "I'll take the 144 oz mountain dew"

                                                                          [–]PHIBAR 134 points135 points ago

                                                                          "It's roughly the size of a small child if it were liquefied"

                                                                          [–]Nickbou 110 points111 points ago

                                                                          "We recommend that you try Diet Water Zero, which has only 60 calories."

                                                                          [–]soupdawg 17 points18 points ago

                                                                          It's called Water Zero. As in Zero Water.

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                                                                              [–]b0w3n 45 points46 points ago

                                                                              Looks like there's a 2-litre of pepsi in the bag with the cheez-its attached to her wheelchair somehow.

                                                                              [–]mykidisonhere 12 points13 points ago

                                                                              Wheel chairs have big pockets on the back for various stuff....and a 2 liter bottle of soda.

                                                                              [–]sharkattax 10 points11 points ago

                                                                              I was thinking it was a he...

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                                                                                  [–]goddamnbatman617 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                  "I'll take a diet coke, but can you hold all the water?"

                                                                                  "But ma'am, that would just be syrup."

                                                                                  "I'll take two."

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                                                                                    [–]lollybo 385 points386 points ago

                                                                                    Snack city bitch, snack snack city bitch

                                                                                    [–]SQUID_FUCKER 258 points259 points ago

                                                                                    Sharp Cheddar, two blocks large.
                                                                                    Too much fat make the rims ride hard.
                                                                                    Tell that bitch, 'hop out, scoot the boulevard'

                                                                                    Land O lakes, cream cheese on my Ritzes,
                                                                                    Got so much ass I wear dresses

                                                                                    Chili nachos and beef snack
                                                                                    Niggas staring at me just because I'm trapped
                                                                                    Shirt untucked because I just fapped

                                                                                    God damn, pulled out a cheese wrap
                                                                                    Chris, Chris Farley - nigga I'm fat
                                                                                    S-S-S-Sweat runnin down my sack

                                                                                    Two chocolate sundaes, you know what it is- Snack city bitch, snack snack city bitch.

                                                                                    [–]Polluxi 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                    Rondo green got cheese like a nacho

                                                                                    [–]rmc1317 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                    That went hard as shit. You should be a rapper

                                                                                    [–]SQUID_FUCKER 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                    Nah, I'm too white and nasally. Maybe I could ghost-write though?

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                                                                                        [–]solidsnakem9 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                        Cheese, cheese, cheese, Cheez-Its and a soda bitch.

                                                                                        [–]OPPA_NIGGER_STYLE 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                        Too much cheddar make da cheese too hard

                                                                                        [–]icouldbewrongbut 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        Snack on snacks on snacks

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                                                                                          [–]greiger 220 points221 points ago

                                                                                          I like cheese and all, but what the fuck?!

                                                                                          [–]kilo4fun 278 points279 points ago

                                                                                          I'm ashamed to admit I have eaten an entire block of medium cheddar in one day before. My poop looked like cheese the next day.

                                                                                          Things I have also eaten in one day or sitting: an entire package of oreos, a family size pizza from Papa Murphy's, an entire pumpkin pie, an entire chicken.

                                                                                          I am not obese, btw, this doesn't happen often.

                                                                                          [–]Eurynom0s 135 points136 points ago

                                                                                          My poop looked like cheese the next day.

                                                                                          I'm amazed that you were even able to poop.

                                                                                          [–]nobody2000 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                          The protein content is going to block you up

                                                                                          The fat content is going to counter that.

                                                                                          I'm willing to bet that it was one of those quick, painful shits.

                                                                                          [–]Unseen2010 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                          probably a floater

                                                                                          [–]nobody2000 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                          I bet it was one of those cool looking shits with a hydrophobic halo surrounding the turd. Like it was encased in lucite or something!

                                                                                          [–]egophony 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                          Well, you guys have gone *this* far. Wanna describe the color and smell for us, too?

                                                                                          [–]SeisGurl9 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                          How..how did you get asterisks around 'this' without the word just being changed to italics? What sorcery is this?

                                                                                          [–]egophony 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                          You have to type in a backslash before the asterisks, like this: \*.

                                                                                          From a geeky standpoint, reddit treats asterisks as a special instruction ("italicize this"). If your intention is "hey, I don't want it to be a special instruction," you need to "escape" it by using the backslash. See "escaping special characters" here for more.

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                                                                                              [–]I_am_God_seriously 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                              The worst are the ones which are so big they stretch your asshole to the diameter of uranus, oh god the pain.

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                                                                                                  [–]NotYourMothersDildo 237 points238 points ago

                                                                                                  I once wanted to find out how many slices of pizza an ordinary duck would eat before giving up.

                                                                                                  The answer is 5.

                                                                                                  [–]SQUID_FUCKER 265 points266 points ago

                                                                                                  Now repeat this experiment with an extraordinary duck.

                                                                                                  [–]lnev 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                  You called?

                                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/poXAZ.jpg

                                                                                                  [–]fireman14t 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                  Looks like the Aflac duck got laid off

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                                                                                                      [–]kastrophy 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                      The more you know

                                                                                                      [–]frotc914 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                      Ducks have special things in their throats that store food to be digested later. That said, 5 slices of pizza is still way more than I would have guessed.

                                                                                                      [–]fishrocksyoursocks 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                      Hmm foie gras made with a pizza flavor profile ...

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                                                                                                          [–]Meanest_Phlebotomist 95 points96 points ago

                                                                                                          Who hasn't destroyed an entire pizza at least once?

                                                                                                          Though I think the worst I personally saw was my friend who ate 8 Big Macs in one sitting (he was drunk and high).

                                                                                                          [–]Blaskattaks 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                          Ive done 5 mcdoubles and 5 mc chickens two large fries and two large cokes in a sitting. Never again. Edit: was very high. Tldr got high, shat a brick

                                                                                                          [–]thethrowaway303 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                          Should've made those into McGangbangs.tm Stack the McDouble onto the McChicken and you have yourself a fat ass orgy.

                                                                                                          [–]boydrh 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                          100 nuggets.... I have come to hate my life

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                                                                                                            [–]Zarile 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                            When Burger King first came out with the stacker, myself and co workers were in love. The sauce was delicious and the burgers were huge.

                                                                                                            I made a deal with my sales manager (worked for Sprint selling cell phones) that if we hit a certain number of sales that day he would have to eat an octostacker in under 30 minutes, if we didn't hit our sales goal I'd be the one eating it.

                                                                                                            We kicked ass that day and destroyed our goal, so the following day he went to BK and tried to get an octostacker, they wouldn't make it for him. So he ordered two quad stackers and brought them back. We pulled the patties from one and put it in the other and he proceeded to eat it. We should have counted though, as about halfway through he double checked the patty count only to find 7 patties! He gave himself a week before going back, getting two quads, checking the patty count, and then proceeded to finish it in 20 minutes.

                                                                                                            [–]fourpac 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                            In my college years, when I was wild and free, our local Subway had a 3-footlongs-for-$11 deal. I once made it through 2 1/2 feet of chicken breast sandwich. Ever since that act of gluttony, I like to hold my food up to my torso and just imagine how it's going to fit in there.

                                                                                                            [–]marky_sparky 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                            I love the imagery of someone holding 3' of sub sandwiches up to their chest and looking at it like a game of Tetris.

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                                                                                                              [–]wilderthanmild 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                              I've done this before, not taking bites directly, but cutting slices over and over and not realizing how much I had eaten. I felt really gross that day.

                                                                                                              Edit: "This" as in eating a whole block of cheese.

                                                                                                              [–]Szalkow 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                              Done this too. Later looked at the nutrition on the empty package and despised myself.

                                                                                                              tl;dr bricks were not shat until copious warm water was drunk

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                                                                                                                [–]Tmeesseman 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                Yep, in college I did this all the time. My wife (then girlfriend) lived a good 25 minutes away, so I would buy a block of Colby jack and polish that shit off like a candy bar on the way to her house.

                                                                                                                [–]ZeroGSpaceCow 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                And she married you after all the dirty things you must have done to her bathroom once you got there?

                                                                                                                [–]sifon187 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                My wife (then gf of course) lived 30 minutes away and thats the first thing I did when I got there.

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                                                                                                                  [–]GG93 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                  Colby. Never forget.

                                                                                                                  [–]Platypussy 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                  Every. Single. Thread.

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                                                                                                                          [–]kindofawardance 200 points201 points ago

                                                                                                                          Plot twist: All Cheez-its are actually shat out by this woman, which is why she carries around empty boxes to fill.

                                                                                                                          [–]destiny24 64 points65 points ago

                                                                                                                          Damnit, I was eating Cheez-Its

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                                                                                                                            [–]bamiam 490 points491 points ago

                                                                                                                            "I've got a thyroid condition."

                                                                                                                            [–]Haptick 301 points302 points ago

                                                                                                                            And the only cure is death by cheese.

                                                                                                                            [–]Khatib 181 points182 points ago

                                                                                                                            It's not my fault, I just have bad genes. I wish I was lucky and had a good metabolism like other people...

                                                                                                                            [–]frotc914 88 points89 points ago

                                                                                                                            No it's the medication I'm on for my fat-caused illness that makes me gain weight.

                                                                                                                            [–]FlutterShy- 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                            My grandfather gained a shit ton of weight after he started taking medication for his schizophrenia. I think he's going to die soon as a result but the alternative is that my grandfather as I know him and love him will not exist at all. Joke about medications all you want but that stuff will fuck with your body.

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                                                                                                                                [–]svmk1987 91 points92 points ago

                                                                                                                                I have an obese friend who used to get very offended when we talked about his food habits. He kept blaming it on his thyroid condition.

                                                                                                                                Thankfully, he got help and learned to eat less and exercise. He is still overweight but getting better.

                                                                                                                                I had no idea this was such a common excuse.

                                                                                                                                [–]illegal_deagle 91 points92 points ago

                                                                                                                                The root of people's compulsive eating and unwillingness to get out and exercise is usually a mix of depression and anger. The natural response for most is denial.

                                                                                                                                [–]Barry_McKackiner 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                And addiction. A lot of people don't realize some can become addicted to food and that immediate gratification feeling they get from eating tasty bad for you foods, if they use it as an escape for their depression like any other drug user.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]ScaredKitty 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Did he actually have a thyroid condition? Like, taking levothyroxine and regular blood tests and stuff? I have an underactive thyroid and it is easier to gain weight, but eating whole blocks of cheese wouldn't help.

                                                                                                                                  [–]VTFD 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Same. As long as I'm medicated, I have a pretty average metabolism.

                                                                                                                                  If I slack on the medication, technically I'm supposed to gain weight and get lethargic. I can't notice an appreciable difference in metabolism or general wellness, but I also don't have the balls to go more than a couple days without taking my pills..... because, you know, death and stuff.

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                                                                                                                                        [–]yappieyappo 122 points123 points ago

                                                                                                                                        "What!? I'm on a no carbs diet. Problems?"

                                                                                                                                        [–]angryPenguinator 108 points109 points ago

                                                                                                                                        I don't think /r/keto would approve of the "Block-O-Chedda" diet.

                                                                                                                                        [–]uncommitted 142 points143 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Wrap that bitch in some bacon and they would.

                                                                                                                                        [–]jetfool 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Yes, but what about the cheddar?

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                                                                                                                                          [–]poo-poo 62 points63 points ago

                                                                                                                                          ketard here. I bite off chunks of cheese like this picture. It's easier than slicing the cheese and I don't give a shit.

                                                                                                                                          [–]verygoodname 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                          ketard here. I bite off chunks of cheese...and I don't give a shit.

                                                                                                                                          That's because you're eating chunks of cheese without roughage. Add some dietary fiber to your diet and I'm sure you'll be shitting in no time!

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                                                                                                                                            [–]HyzerFlip 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Gallon of water/Powerade zero/chicken broth, some coconut oil, and she's on her way through induction.

                                                                                                                                            At her size she could eat that whole thing, plus getting the other healthy fats she needs, and still lose 100lbs in 4 months.

                                                                                                                                            No, I'm not joking.

                                                                                                                                            [–]MeloJelo 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Healthy fats and vegetables. Vegetables are often over-looked in ketogenic diets, but they are important.

                                                                                                                                            [–]yappieyappo 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Keto on a budget.

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                                                                                                                                              [–]LordJezo 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                              Cheeze-Its are loaded with carbs.

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                                                                                                                                                [–]sammysausage 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Diabeetus.

                                                                                                                                                [–]SgtGoldy 242 points243 points ago

                                                                                                                                                I'm not trying to be self righteous or anything but i kinda feel bad for this person and wish we could have at least gave em a black bar on the face or something. I know a lot won't agree with me and say this person did this to themselves. And i can understand that, but just for some reason i feel bad for em and wish i could help somehow.

                                                                                                                                                [–]jesushitlerchrist 145 points146 points ago

                                                                                                                                                And i can understand that, but just for some reason i feel bad for em and wish i could help somehow.

                                                                                                                                                Congratulations, you're a decent, empathetic human being.

                                                                                                                                                [–]Papa_Steve 101 points102 points ago

                                                                                                                                                I think anything (anything) can be funny, if the joke is right. Obesity, drug addiction, homelessness, child abuse, rape...if the joke is structured correctly. George Carlin and Louis C.K. were/are masters of creating such jokes.

                                                                                                                                                But posts like this are not such jokes. This post and posts like it amount to nothing more than pointing and laughing - the kind of thing that, if you saw someone do in public, you would be appalled at. I don't find anything funny about these types of posts, and like you, I feel nothing but pity for the person who is being mocked on a public forum by a group of strangers (some of whom are probably overweight or even obese themselves) who have nothing to personally gain by tearing her down, other than an artificially inflated sense of self-worth and self-congratulation on not being the person ridiculed.

                                                                                                                                                This post brought to you by a guy who has already made two child abuse and one rape joke this morning.

                                                                                                                                                [–]marky_sparky 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                                The woman is gnawing bites of cheese off a 1lb block in public.

                                                                                                                                                Your behavior in public is always subject to scrutiny/ridicule.

                                                                                                                                                If it were just a fat woman we were all "pointing and laughing" at, yes I would think it's a dick thing to do.

                                                                                                                                                I'm pointing and laughing at her BITING CHEESE STRAIGHT OFF THE BRICK. At the very least it's poor manners.

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]rotreg 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  This person is clearly ill and very unhappy, it makes me feel very uncomfortable that so many people are laughing at her.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]MySexAndDrugsAccount 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  It's such a good feeling to see other people with empathy on reddit. But also a terrible feeling that I'm happy about someone having empathy cause it's so rare.

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]jgosche 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, my first thought was, "What if this person saw this?" They probably already feel pretty shitty about themselves, I don't think being the laughing stock of internet would help.

                                                                                                                                                    Unfortunately, empathy can sometimes be hard to find on Reddit. Unless its for a cat or an atheist.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]agorism_is_cool 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Shhhhh. We got fat shaming to do, bro.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]MuffinsandTeacups 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Or a gay person.

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                                                                                                                                                      [–]Deetoria 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      I'm with you.

                                                                                                                                                      I think usually when people get to this point they have either had a physical issue that lead to emotional issues that got them to this point or some severe emotional issues ( also a lack of education ). Its such a vicious cycle because you eat when you feel shitty and then you feel shitty because you ate so much so you go eat more because you feel shitty and then you feel shitty because you ate so you go eat...

                                                                                                                                                      [–]pdaddio2239 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      I can have at a lot of mean-spirited things but fat people just make me sad.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]Meg_Shark 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      Me too. Fat people make me so sad. I have to work really hard to maintain a healthy weight so it's possible I feel like: "this could just as easily be me."

                                                                                                                                                      [–]Papa_Steve 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      Threads like this are the reason there are so many heartbreaking stories in /r/loseit.

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                                                                                                                                                        [–]voxindeserto 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        "A society that ridicules the powerless has no hope of advancing." -No One Ever

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]sleepy_wall 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Really earning that massive reposting dick tag..

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Jungle_Soraka 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Yep. He's Reposting Cunt for me.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]canitoy 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Me too!

                                                                                                                                                          [–]D3adkl0wn 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          I have him tagged as "DarkQueef (re-poster extraordinaire)"

                                                                                                                                                          [–]sleepy_wall 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          classier than mine, still gets the job done.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]ShadowPhaxx 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          yeah mine is 'reposting whore'

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                                                                                                                                                            [–]BatMark 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            I've got him as "Faggy McReposter".

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                                                                                                                                                              [–]payne6 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              You know I honestly feel bad for her. Its like this horrible cycle she is in. She knows she is fat, she knows society is totally judging her (I mean just look at the comments at this post alone) and she doesn't care anymore. She is depressed so she eats and repeat cycle.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]SuddenPoopMassacre 83 points84 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              You know what? Honestly, if I was at that point where I'm so obese I'm bound to a wheelchair. I'm clearly unable to care for myself or worry about my appaearance. I'd say "fuck it" too and just eat an entire block of cheese.

                                                                                                                                                              God, how many of you would want to do that if there were no repercussions? I would eat the shit out of an entire block of cheese! I don't because I prefer to be in ok shape and I like my blood to flow at a natural rate.

                                                                                                                                                              But whatever, I'm not condoning this person. But I understand. At some point, you just have to enjoy the life you have, even if that means going to town on a block of cheese

                                                                                                                                                              [–]AlanFreeman 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              "How much cheese is too much cheese?"

                                                                                                                                                              [–]densitywave 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]funfungiguy 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              I was very nervous; I started eating cheese, man!

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                                                                                                                                                                  [–]wikkedwhite 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Thats 1990's block of government cheese.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]jakemyers7 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  How does someone one decide to bring a block of cheese for snacking

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]slapded 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  who doesn't like block cheese?

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                                                                                                                                                                    [–]TGPZarquon 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Instant Reddit Karma formula:

                                                                                                                                                                    1. Find obese person.
                                                                                                                                                                    2. Blame America.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]iamhusband 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    George Costanza's fantasy brought to life.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]HypeMachine 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Beauty is in the eye of the cheeseholder.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]kwansolo 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    IT'S A GLAND PROBLEM OK

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Wolfman87 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Christ. That makes me feel ill. Not the fact that she's gigantic, but what the fuck is the appeal in eating a block of cheese?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Poowilly 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Can't we just say morbidly obese people, fuck yeah?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]TurkCLE 197 points198 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Nope. There are only fat people in America. Nowhere else. And they all deserve to be shamed. Because fat people are bad people. And also because America is the worst country on the planet.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Palikk 79 points80 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    As a European, I can confirm this.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Footballvike81 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Just hatin cuz we got dat taco bell!

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                                                                                                                                                                          [–]SabaBoBaba 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          Agree this is disgusting but I don't see any indications that this is an American, not saying that it can't be just that OP and a good number of people posting assume that it is. Obesity is a global epidemic, not limited to the US borders.

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]Biganon 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          Can't you find anything more wtf than a fat woman, probably mentally disordered at some level, eating cheese cause she likes it ?

                                                                                                                                                                          And even the title of the post is unoriginal as hell

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]homoiconic 350 points351 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          What says more about America? A picture of one woman out of 300 million citizens, or the fact that a bunch of random people got together on the Internet to jeer at her?

                                                                                                                                                                          EDIT: In response to a question, my comment speaks to the submitted title, not a suggestion that Americans are more or less likely to jeer at each other than anybody else.

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]jimmy_three_shoes[!] 211 points212 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          What makes you think that everyone in this thread making fun of Americans, are Americans?

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]bredlo 137 points138 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          We have to jeer at fatties, its one of the only things we have left that resembles natural selection

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]stfucupcake 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          I'm American and I came here to jeer.

                                                                                                                                                                          [–]fireman14t 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          I'm Texan and I came to do the same... and then shoot shit.

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                                                                                                                                                                              [–]CornFedHonky 106 points107 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              This may surprise you, but the internet contains people from all over the world.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]Rag3niv 107 points108 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              You mean Americans on vacation? I forgot about them.

                                                                                                                                                                              [–]DrSmoke 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                              Everyone knows Americans don't get vacation time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]ImAWhaleBiologist 105 points106 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, let's all feel sorry for the woman shoving a block of cheese into her face.

                                                                                                                                                                                  There's no fucking excuse for being this overweight. I'm not going to create an arbitrary number of pounds of overweightness that's acceptable, but this woman is a god-damned whale.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Not to mention you ignore the fact that it isn't 1/300,000,000. Last time I saw any numbers, ~35% of adults in America were obese. Extrapolating this picture to the 100 million people out of 300 million people is more suggestive.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Fatalis89 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Obese =/= morbidly obese. I can guarantee 35% of the population does not look like this.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]dustinyo 64 points65 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm with you on this one. I have zero sympathy for this woman and I don't really care if that makes me an asshole. All of us have to pay for the exorbitant amount of healthcare she's going to need now.

                                                                                                                                                                                  The way people on Reddit defend shit like this so they can sound like they're sensitive and caring pisses me off.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [–]BritishHobo 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  The way people on Reddit defend shit like this so they can sound like they're sensitive and caring pisses me off.

                                                                                                                                                                                  This fascinates me, it genuinely does. Not your point, but that you're making that point. Why is it so many people who dislike those defending overweight people/minorities/etc always say 'so they can sound like they care...' or some variant? Same with people leaping to 'white knight' whenever somebody defends a woman online. Be proud of being an asshole for hating on someone for being overweight if you want, but I'm just sad for you that you literally cannot conceive of somebody being a nice person without the ulterior motive of wanting attention or just wanting to appear nice to others.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [–]Brobocop 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      Besides that fact that she looks like she's probably not all there mentally.

                                                                                                                                                                                      [–]mesohungry 88 points89 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      That's how we all look. It's the gaze of freedom.

                                                                                                                                                                                      [–]ProfessorCrumbleton 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      You mean the glaze of freedom.

                                                                                                                                                                                      [–]atleastitsnotaids 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      And do you know what freedom tastes like? Cheese.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [–]slow56k 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                                            And Cheezits for when she runs out...

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