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[–]TBtheG 2 points3 points ago

For me it's actually all about the money. I'm frugal, deal with it.

[–]Amongus 3 points4 points ago

I used to think that. But then I found out concessions are the only way theaters make money. Fact.

So it doesn't seem to bother me anymore.

[–]jaymehson 1 point2 points ago

I also throw away all of my trash and coerce my fellow movie- goers todo the same. Yes, I do know that someone is paid to do this after each showing but I like making the task a little bit easier.

[–]geekbinge 3 points4 points ago

"Some men just want to eat Milk Duds at a reasonable price."—Michael Caine, The Dark Knight

[–]Happystepchild -1 points0 points ago

I like to make the wrappers from the things I sneak in very visible to show that I am such a badass. Once I snuck in sushi and I was so proud.

[–]qkme_transcriber 1 point2 points ago

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