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[–]pencer 113 points114 points ago

AMArequest : Vernon Yanner

[–]morkskogen 100 points101 points ago

"Fuck yourself" - Vernon Yanner

[–]duhvito 50 points51 points ago

[–]marmz111 7 points8 points ago

Love this quote:

It’s a hard, hard country

It’s a hard, hard land

And to live in it you gotta be

A hard, hard man.

Australia all the way.

[–]Muskwatch 8 points9 points ago

If someone stole my car I’d just wait till I found him then I’d break his fucking legs.’

[–]ThereIsNoPepe-Silvia 1 point2 points ago

I love him

[–]duhvito 9 points10 points ago

The entire Yanner family need to do AMAs. Vernon's brother TJ wears a motherfucking pair of kangaroo balls around his neck. Vernon almost drowned/was almost drowned by a copper!

[–]SpinachandSon 0 points1 point ago

Have a drink mate?

Have a fight mate?

Nothing else out here but dust and sweat mate

[–]DAT_CANKLE 47 points48 points ago

Tim-Tams are serious business.

[–]king_danz 7 points8 points ago

You do not fuck around when it comes to Tim-Tams

[–]cobbi94 5 points6 points ago

Cunts fucked if he messes round with tim-tams

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point ago

That and burger rolls.

[–]SquishMitt3n 11 points12 points ago

Bite the corners off and make a straw out of that bitch.

Got coffee? You got yourself a god damn mouthgasm.

[–]m4n715 6 points7 points ago

When I read "endless packet of tim tams" my imagination went a little wild. I was physically excited at the idea.

[–]LOLinternetLOL 1 point2 points ago

I've got to try these fuckin things. Never heard of em.

[–]civildefense 1 point2 points ago

Hey thats one of my three wishes. #2 endless package of tim tams

[–]Salinger- 27 points28 points ago

In September 2001, Vernon Yanner and Hurley had ‘a big knuckle-up’ when Hurley, after a session at the pub, decided to confiscate Vernon’s new motorcycle. Vernon told me:

"He was driving off on it so I threw my boot at him, crash-tackled him off my bike, ended up wrestling there in the gutter. He had my head under water for a while trying to drown me. Then I had his head under the water for a while trying to drown him. I had his head under water when the boys pulled me off him... We won’t stop until one of us weren’t kicking.

Murrandoo said to me after we had the fight, "Go and apologise to Hurley then you won’t be charged. He wants you to apologise to him." And I said, "Fuck him." And he said, ‘Well, fuck him, but still he’ll charge you with this and that. You don’t have to like it, just go and apologise and you won’t be charged."

I went up and apologised to him at the police station: "Sorry about that." He just went off: "You little smart cunt! You should fucking take a leaf out of your brother’s book, you cunt! I should just fucking take you to jail now!" >And I said, "Get fucked, you cunt! I’ll see you in court." "So you don’t want me to drop charges?" "No, not if you’re going to speak to me like this. You can go fuck yourself." And I walked out. I didn’t like him full stop."

Hurley charged Vernon, but later, in light of the circumstances, the charges were dropped.

[–]Gustomaximus 15 points16 points ago

Meanwhile someone goes to gaol in the UK for posting an offensive joke.

[–]captainzigzag 4 points5 points ago

STRAYA

[–]MC_Fetch 1 point2 points ago

There really needs to be an Aussie version of the Trailer Park Boys.

[–]ONEFR33M4N 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like it was ripped straight outta my local newspaper

I love Australia

[–]Tightsqueeze 25 points26 points ago

...you lost me at Gangalidda Garawa

[–]load_more_comets 14 points15 points ago

You should visit Ralwadinglawimba in Wilominlofolo.

[–]VTFD 1 point2 points ago

Wilominlofololololol

[–]Glitch198 3 points4 points ago

I just read it as Ganglandia. Like it was a documentary of prison gangs who had been reformed to live out hipster lifestyles in Oregon.

[–]ieshido 1 point2 points ago

[–]simonsayspoop 169 points170 points ago

This seems reasonable. I really mean that.

[–]DrXenu 58 points59 points ago

This sign is completely unacceptable... They assume I have that guys number and not provide on the sign for who to contact.

[–]suitski 114 points115 points ago

This is way up north. There are 3 guys and a couple of dogs there.

[–]ooimo 0 points1 point ago

LOL That's Darwin for you

[–]dztrbdgod 4 points5 points ago

Think further east. Not in the NT

[–]SpinachandSon 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the toads mate

[–]Moses007 9 points10 points ago

mate, just ask the fella at the bar

[–]NoDiceChicago 1 point2 points ago

You're assuming Vernon Yanner has a phone.

[–]cobbi94 1 point2 points ago

Also it doesn't say cunt anywhere near enough.

[–]Boggler21 1 point2 points ago

They aren't so badass! Yanner didn't even leave his number.

[–]sluglie 116 points117 points ago

as an aussie citizen it seems perfectly reasonable to me

[–]laosk 40 points41 points ago

As a fellow aussie, I can confirm this

[–]ShivaNZ 41 points42 points ago

As a kiwi living in your fine country, fucking oath cunt.

[–]redkey42 79 points80 points ago

"Es a kiwi living iin your fiin cintry, ficking oth cint."

[–]adharma 8 points9 points ago

As an Aussie... I read that in a South African accent. I'm an idiot.

[–]dedfrog 9 points10 points ago

As a South African I can confirm it's a fine line. Sometimes.

[–]Ze_Carioca 2 points3 points ago

All you cunts sound the same

[–]ceeker 2 points3 points ago

Also Aussie and did likewise before reading your post. Either we're both idiots or et wos a pritty gud seth effrican empersonashun.

[–]ShivaNZ 18 points19 points ago

Fush n chups.

[–]PureClass 29 points30 points ago

We may bag kiwis a lot, but for some reason every New Zealander I've met has been nice as fuck.

[–]staunchbro 6 points7 points ago

I agree with this statement. Nice as fuck cunts!

[–]chaos_switch 4 points5 points ago

As a kiwi... I'm okay with that.

[–]keiserchan 5 points6 points ago

The absolute bane of my high-school years. I had to LEARN to say 'Fish and Chips' working for a fish and chip shop or the customers would laugh at me :(

[–]redkey42 0 points1 point ago

I work with a kiwi in a corporate environment. There was a cubicle huddle as this girl explained how to play a game of cards. I couldn't follow her directions because i was waiting for her to loudly say "dick of cards". So many people struggling to stay straight faced. She must have referred to the "card dick" five times. No one said anything about it. :)

[–]ThereIsNoPepe-Silvia 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, that brings back memories. We had a Kiwi girl at my boarding school whom we affectionately called Fosh-n-Chops.

[–]SquishMitt3n 1 point2 points ago

I...I don't even know what accent that's supposed to be.

Norwegian?

[–]sennais1 0 points1 point ago

Moar chups ahy?

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian that has visited your country, I wish my country was more like your country,

[–]shenpen 1 point2 points ago

How to properly pronounce "cunt"? u as in umbrella or u as in U2?

[–]dztrbdgod 48 points49 points ago

Fuck i love this cuntry

[–]Nutdip 25 points26 points ago

What is a "Tim Tam?"

[–]MyLifeInRage_ 54 points55 points ago

It's a biscuit that American Celebrities buy by the crate and have imported to the US after trying them on their trip to Australia.

[–]vidyagames 5 points6 points ago

I'm an aussie who lives in canada and we have them up here. Proper ones and everything. It's pretty rad.

[–]FiendishBeastie 23 points24 points ago

Especially once we teach them the TimTam Suck (bite off two diagonally opposing corners and use the biscuit as a straw to suck milo/coffee through, then attempt to eat the rapidly-melting biscuit before it disintegrates completely and falls in their drink).

[–]squirtle787 39 points40 points ago

*Tim Tam Slam

[–]seeyouinhealth 21 points22 points ago

nothing beats cooking timtam on a spoon over a lighter, then draining it into a syringe and slamming your vein

instant gratification

[–]PureClass 3 points4 points ago

Also works with chocolate teddy bear biscuits!

[–]thornae 0 points1 point ago

[–]boydbacon 12 points13 points ago

Answer a question asking what is a timtam, reference Milo. You are so cruel

[–]captainzigzag 1 point2 points ago

Tim Tam orgasm.

[–]iHAVEsnakes 1 point2 points ago

kahlua or baileys. Try it. You will thank me.

[–]ChrissMari 3 points4 points ago

We have tim tams here.

Obvs not originals but pepperidge farms makes them.

[–]MyLifeInRage_ 30 points31 points ago

They taste like lies and deceit.

[–]shenpen 1 point2 points ago

If it's so good, why doesn't the manufacturer make a shitton of money by exporting it by the shipload?

[–]Casban 7 points8 points ago

Because its like... Far. And there are loads of hungry export workers in between.

[–]ooimo 1 point2 points ago

Now I feel like having a tim tam. Be right back.

[–]t0liman 8 points9 points ago

seriously

the only dificulty is in choosing the flavour, which end to bite off and what hot drink or cold drink to consume through it (at speed).

and, if you get bored, make a tim tam colosseum

[–]alsochuckles 7 points8 points ago

It makes reference to this advertisement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTFrwnL5eA

[–]TTLeave 9 points10 points ago

I'd of called 'em Chuzzwazzas!

[–]DynamiteDiscoDaddy 2 points3 points ago

Pobody's Nerfect in Australia

[–]Kbear52 9 points10 points ago

It's a biscuit that has a chocolate cream inside and covered in chocolate

Delicious and canes in a lot of charities

[–]Kbear52 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, meant varieties

[–]wtturner83 11 points12 points ago

Thanks for fixing your error. The conclusion I drew from 'canes in a lot of charities' was silly.

[–]Kbear52 6 points7 points ago

I...fuck autocorrect

It says 'comes in varieties'

[–]Ozzie_Bloke 7 points8 points ago

[–]jacobtaylor1987 5 points6 points ago

endless packet of TimTams

Man! I haven't seen that ad in FOREVER.

[–]MyDocSaysImFixedNow 1 point2 points ago

Featuring Nfa the rapper from 1200 Techniques before he got famous for 2 weeks.

[–]SirLaughter 3 points4 points ago

Not WTF honestly. More /r/funny.

[–]IOnceWas 8 points9 points ago

What's a "consideration cunt" and where can I get one?

[–]LordBronychicken 46 points47 points ago

Australia, the only country where you call strangers mates and friends cunts.

[–]jb_ 5 points6 points ago

I'm a kiwi and I call cunts mates and mates cunts.

[–]Canumbler 15 points16 points ago

No, we don't. The idea that "cunt" is common vernacular is a weird internet-ism. We do call everyone "mate" though.

[–]OverRen -1 points0 points ago

well you're wrong

[–]Canumbler 21 points22 points ago

Yeah ok. Say "cunt" in front of your mum? Try saying it to a bouncer some time. Or at work in front of your boss. Such a load of shit.

[–]vodkamort 6 points7 points ago

Well none of those are your mates.

[–]Cryzgnik 6 points7 points ago

no matter the word, you wouldn't want to swear in front of those people anyway.

[–]Dunking_On_Dexter 4 points5 points ago

Both my mum and I say cunt around each other all the time along with the rest of the family (we call.each other that in heated moments). I'm 30 and she's a 60 yo highly respected police officer. We drink and swear and don't give fuck about anything. Not sure what part of the country you grew up in but around here it's perfectly normal.

[–]sinarbot 2 points3 points ago

i have done all of these.

[–]Kbear52 6 points7 points ago

As a Aussie I can vouch for that

[–]shadowfish 10 points11 points ago

Thanks cunt

[–]squirtle787 8 points9 points ago

No thanks mate.

[–]ShivaNZ 19 points20 points ago

There's no fucking need for that kind of hostility, mate.

[–]Dabboo 5 points6 points ago

Watch it, mate.

[–]ShivaNZ 3 points4 points ago

Righto cunt, you asked for it. I'm gonna get all my cuzzie bros over and you're gonna get what's coming to you. You know, if Julia doesn't close up the borders.

[–]Dabboo -1 points0 points ago

Nah fuck ya mate, I'll come round yours and smack ya fuckin skull in kent. Don't fuck around!

[–]ShivaNZ 0 points1 point ago

Can't we settle this over some XXXX?

[–]Dabboo 6 points7 points ago

Your shout.

[–]mahoganywolf 1 point2 points ago

No, we do that in the UK as well.

[–]c0ckBl0cker 5 points6 points ago

I tend to write emails like this but I learnt to leave them in 'drafts' before hitting that send button.

[–]weedeater64 16 points17 points ago

I don't think Australia has a monopoly on crappy pics of camera flash glare.

[–]youshouldbereading 5 points6 points ago

Let me just redirect you to r/funny. You'll notice that it's got things like what you posted here. You might be saying to yourself "Oh, fuck me! This is not a wtf at all! That doesn't belong on this subreddit. So sorry people or r/wtf."

singleuntheory now posts to the correct subreddit. Good on you singleuntheory. Reddiquette: super simple stuff.

[–]singleguntheory[S] 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for saying so, I pissed my self laughing when I saw this sign but I thought posting that language on r/funny was inappropriate.

[–]ISolvedCube 4 points5 points ago

Aussies...no surprises there...

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 4 points5 points ago

They can't afford all the KFC anyway...

Not being a cunt or anything, that shit is expensive. I'll stick with Red rooster thanks.

[–]Popsumpot 17 points18 points ago

Red Rooster is the single most expensive one out of the 4 major chains, and they treat and pay their employees like shit.

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 9 points10 points ago

Really? I live right in a place thats basically got one of each of the major chains around me (Red rooster, KFC, McDonalds, Subway) and I've got to say, KFC costs an absolute fortune. If me and my brother go to KFC to eat it will costs us like $35+ We're not you know.. fat cunts or anything, but we like to eat our fill. Plus KFC tends to leave you hungry still. On the other hand Red Roster or McDonalds can feed us both for like $20. Subway tends to be the cheapest though, around $15 for two people.

Don't know what to say about employee treatment as I've never worked in fast food.

[–]Popsumpot 6 points7 points ago

What the hell are you buying?

For $35, you can get one of the huge buckets that'll give you something like 15 peices of chicken, 2 chips, sides, and I think nuggets, all together with sauces and a 1.25ml drink.

For $5.95, you can get the Street Wise chicken combo, which is 2 pieces of chicken, chips, and a drink, which is cheaper or on par with something like a big mac combo.

I have no idea how you guys are blowing $35+ on just two people. 16 bucks will get you 5 peices of chicken, 2 drinks, 2 p&gravies, 2 coleslaws and a large chips. Comparatively, that would cost a lot more at Red Rooster.

For example, I absolutely love the Rippa sub at Red Rooster, but they're charging 7 bucks for the sub alone. If you want chips and a drink, it'll run you into the high 9 dollars mark. A burger box meal has the same cost as KFC, but with less stuff in it (compare the ultimate burger meal with its Red Rooster equivalents).

[–]tsslnkkq 3 points4 points ago

KFC can rack up pretty quickly if you buy stuff outside a meal, with things like crispie strips etc, I think the recent 3 piece box they added (can't remember name) is pretty good for the price if my memory servers me correct

[–]daaussiedude 4 points5 points ago

Isn't KFC made with Steggles chicken? Fucking good quality shit compared to the KFC they serve you in the US.

[–]Aoife246 2 points3 points ago

fuckin awesome

[–]el-o-el 2 points3 points ago

Tim-Tams are delicious. An endless supply, oh boy....

[–]daaussiedude 2 points3 points ago

Here you go... NOSTALGIA WARNING FOR AUSSIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv3OyCn0Mh4

[–]l3m0n5 2 points3 points ago

My brother is coming home from Oz in a few weeks and this has just reminded me to put in a order of tim tam's Cheers

[–]daaussiedude 4 points5 points ago

Yeah just get the original ones they have gone fucking overboard in my opinion of introducing new flavours and shit. cunt.

[–]Jase_the_Ace 1 point2 points ago

As an Australian, this belongs in r/pics...this is pretty normal for us.

[–]zkojic 2 points3 points ago

As an Aussie who also enjoys fishing, couldn't agree more.

I hate cunts who keep under sized fish. We even let the good ones free after we catch a couple to keep.

[–]Receptical_4_shittin 2 points3 points ago

I ran into 2 game wardens in the Colorado,U.S.A.well I was Elk hunting about 6 yrs ago. That made me feel like I was a criminal. My Elk tag checked out,but then they started asking about my Truck which never happens so they ask for my paper work on it.I had cleaned out my truck so my registration and insurance card weren't in it so they ran my plates giving me some bullshit,about a truck like mine was stolen all well the other asshole was almost ready to draw his gun on me.I was thinking why are they ruining my day over stupid shit? Who in their right mind would steal a truck and go hunting. I have never found this intimidated ever even from cops. I wish our game wardens had a sense of humor like this because there are some wardens in the states that take their jobs way to fucking seriously. RANT OVER.

[–]shickard 6 points7 points ago

I love this country

[–]Aoife246 9 points10 points ago

*cuntry

[–]bannedlol 2 points3 points ago

I fucking love the word CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT.

[–]infil 6 points7 points ago

I love this country.

[–]LordRuler 3 points4 points ago

I love this post. Proud to be an Australian. Fuckin' shit cunt yeah mate!

[–]DJSamwich 3 points4 points ago

This is fucking awesome, godamn fucking tourist everywhere ruining the enviormite with cameras and khaki shorts, fuck em I say, let them drown in sperm

[–]Spaghe-t 11 points12 points ago

enviormite

Enviormite

[–]captainzigzag 5 points6 points ago

enviormite

I prefer Vegemite personally.

[–]Swooptriad 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I deserve some karma for being Australian. I've been bitten by a spider and I found out I have the super power of survival.

[–]Gergoes 2 points3 points ago

Written by a true Aboriginal

[–]thenameschris 1 point2 points ago

Well it gets the point across.

[–]kerblooie -1 points0 points ago

Can't not read as Al Swearengen.

[–]finalvagabond 0 points1 point ago

[–]ymahaguy3388 1 point2 points ago

What the hell are tim tams?

[–]tottal 1 point2 points ago

This is also how all our children's books are written, makes bedtime a treat

[–]gkiltz 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully, it will get through to certain INDIVIDUALS!!

[–]micko319 0 points1 point ago

You mad tourists?

[–]DEATH_BY_AUTOPSY 0 points1 point ago

Oh man Tim Tams are badass.

[–]VTFD 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong that I smiled when I saw that for once this hate wasn't directed at American tourists?

Total schadenfreude moment.

[–]dirtysanchez791 0 points1 point ago

Damn Boy

[–]TimeDivider 0 points1 point ago

lol Australia. What a pisshole.

[–]Piranhamonkey 1 point2 points ago

I really want Vernon Yanner's phone number.

[–]Big21worm 0 points1 point ago

You guys sure do have a lot of cunt action in Austrailia. I'd really like to know the origin of the word cunt and if it is indeed a domestic phrase.

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

I think we have found a new Australian spokesperson in Vernon Yanner.

[–]vedfolnir 0 points1 point ago

I love Tim tams

[–]DooDooBrownz 0 points1 point ago

there is no way some park rangers would be able to eat all the kfc chicken. KFC HAS A LOT OF FUCKING CHICKEN.

[–]SquishMitt3n 0 points1 point ago

At first whane I saw the title I was like "oh yeah of course, only in Australia because we're so fucking backwards and upside down, a hur hur hur."

But then after reading it I was like yup. Pretty standard

[–]pipboy_warrior 0 points1 point ago

Dear Australians, we promise to do our best to abide by your requests. In return, please protect us tourists from the ferocious spiders that plague your land.

[–]Dr_Medic345 0 points1 point ago

This should be in r/funny.

[–]jvt0905 0 points1 point ago

I wish the US had more signage like this, straightforward and to the point, CUNT!!!

[–]live3orfry 0 points1 point ago

Barramundi make awesome fish and chips.

Just sayin.

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

Til how to support my local kfc

[–]mcphisto 0 points1 point ago

Oh how I wish we could have something exactly like this in BC Canada when the salmon are running. Those fucking Asians just want to kill them all. Cunts.

[–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

Yes, only in Australia would the person back up his rant with his real name. Find me one of these in the U.S.

[–]potatobum -1 points0 points ago

TIMM TAAAAAMMMMSSSSS

[–]dinner-dawg 0 points1 point ago

feed him munga!

[–]Piscesgurlie4 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq is a tim tam?

[–]cutthroattrick 0 points1 point ago

Mmm Tim-Tams.

[–]Bettynurse 0 points1 point ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

severe but fair.

[–]nickthecreator 0 points1 point ago

'Straya!

[–]Bouda 1 point2 points ago

As an American, I am offended.

Who can I extradite and sue?

[–]willak0 0 points1 point ago

I moved my head in an attempt to get rid of the glare...

[–]mycreativityrules 0 points1 point ago

Anyone want to send me some Tim-Tam. I live in Canada =(

[–]ooakey 0 points1 point ago

What are tim-tams?

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

Makes me want to read your laws.

[–]Bumbelchen 0 points1 point ago

Tim Tams are great

[–]cdegon 0 points1 point ago

I love that they use the word "cunt" all the time!

[–]jdcooktx 0 points1 point ago

I want Vernon Yanner's phone number.

[–]ForwardsMan 0 points1 point ago

CUNT!

[–]drumstyx 0 points1 point ago

Straya cunt!

[–]jakethesnake76 0 points1 point ago

Well ,atleast (Down Under) there are a few men with testosterone..:-)

[–]raging_asshole 0 points1 point ago

a) What the hell are Tim Tams?

b) Has any self-respecting Australia actually ever uttered the phrase "like a koala up a gum tree?"

[–]ratmin 1 point2 points ago

As somebody who works in the Australian Seafood cluster-fuck I can confirm this happens more often than you would think.

We get tubs that come through our workplace from Fishermen, holding their product. We send them back empty when we're done, but written on the side of each tub is "Belongs to [Fishermen Name] cunt. Don't steal my tub"

I asked my boss about it one day, he said it was a joke one of the bigger fishermen made and he lost when every fishermen on the west coast started doing it. Lots of laughs.

I have more stories of Fishermen in Australia. It's like a small soap opera filled with drama and cunts. Wonderful stuff.

[–]2ndgenEnt 0 points1 point ago

not too worried about limits of fish if I ever go to Australia, but I do hear that the women enjoy American men. Especially ones with a southern drawl

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

This does not make Australians look good, or cool, or tough. Makes him look like a little twat with a big fucking mouth that likely gets the shit beaten out of him on a regular basis.

There is a better way than doing this.

Also, does ANYBODY travel to OZ for the epic barramundi fishing?

Sorry, I'll be in NZ fly fishing for world class Salmon.

Fuck this guy's attitude.

[–]thebbman 0 points1 point ago

I now suddenly really want to live in Australia.

[–]Magnus_Serpens 0 points1 point ago

Australia might be my new fave country.

[–]fuckitletsgo 0 points1 point ago

Vernon seems to be somewhat artistical.

Here he is painting.

From here.

[–]soggydoughnut 0 points1 point ago

All fun and games until Bas Rutten shows up and asks to talk to the cunt that made the sign.

[–]Scampjock 0 points1 point ago

Typically charming.

[–]silveradocoa 0 points1 point ago

needs an english translation

[–]Sir_Tokes_Alot 0 points1 point ago

"If you require a more serious ripping, or just a punch in the face", epic finish

[–]Fatalcraft 0 points1 point ago

wtfamireading

[–]WorfsForehead534 0 points1 point ago

I could TOTALLY imagine the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 sampling some of the stuff from this banner!

[–]FinnMacCuhl 0 points1 point ago

Tim tams! I love Tim tams!

[–]stan_le_panda 0 points1 point ago

yeah this would only happen in Australia but you have ot admire both the sentiment and execution.

[–]lolsrsly00 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many Australian neckbeards think they're tough shit because of all the exploits of a few Aussie men.

[–]I-like-eating-spoons 0 points1 point ago

Stupid tourists coming to our country and kicking our koalas and eating our kangaroos...

[–]Pheorach 0 points1 point ago

"Severely fucking dealt with"

That's a slogan to live by

[–]CamWin 0 points1 point ago

"Australia, the opposite of Canada"

[–]szyzygy 0 points1 point ago

Cunt!

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point ago

i read that in an aussie accent, in my head

[–]Donbearpig 0 points1 point ago

After partying with a real live Aussie from Adelaide two weeks ago cunt is sort of a term of endearment to people from the bottom of the world. TIL oh and the guy was half my size and matched my drinks holding his liquor very well. Im 286 lbs and high tolerance

[–]Spongyrocks 1 point2 points ago

/r/straya. 'STRAYA! Fuck, Tim Tams are amazing...

[–]Mr_mcchocolate 0 points1 point ago

You bag out my fucking country and we will invade and take and eat all your KFC