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[–]DeadWade 552 points553 points ago

So...you're Nathan Explosion?

[–]AllMustSuffer 306 points307 points ago

Dating Jack Skellington's sister. Brutal.

[–]me-tan 125 points126 points ago

[–]me-tan 60 points61 points ago

A great link and contains 100% less penis than the last one I clicked on...

[–]AffectiveMan 25 points26 points ago

...you say that like it's a good thing.

[–]kunoburesu 10 points11 points ago

Guys are the ones who need a skip intro button, almost any woman actually has that option.

[–]Catmand0 30 points31 points ago

False. I require a minimum of ten to fifteen minutes of romancing.

[–]UpfrontFinn 18 points19 points ago

and by romancing he means roostervacuuming

[–]cagedflightlessbird 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for adding "roostervacuuming" to my vocab.

[–]Arienna 4 points5 points ago

It took me ten minutes to buy condoms at the store. I want that deducted from the total romancing time required.

[–]genericbeat 5 points6 points ago

norskies

[–]CajunTurkey 7 points8 points ago

nemicomics.com has a new fan :)

[–]DeadWade 10 points11 points ago

Got to love incredibly self conscious girlfriends.

[–]spermbjorg 21 points22 points ago

as an incredibly self conscious girlfriend I can confirm this.

[–]uncanny_valley_girl 7 points8 points ago

I prefer incredibly self conscious boyfriends.

[–]cagedflightlessbird 13 points14 points ago

Do you? Do you really? I mean, are you sure? What's to love? Why? She's prettier than me...and cooler...and smarter....

[–]lemonadegame 3 points4 points ago

My ex stopped taking me shopping with her when I'd dance in the store to the music playing (was always cheesy hip hop but it was always a laugh to boogy too) and the chick store clerks would chat me up

[–]silvernails 55 points56 points ago

Peter Steele, more like. RIP.

[–]Thagros 27 points28 points ago

I dunno man, he was too awesome, y'know? I remember seeing him outside a gig in London and . . . I have NEVER seen a guy have that effect on women in . . . my . . . life. I've been around screaming fans (not mine, more's the pity), I've seen the dance of attraction play out on front of me, I've seen so-called players getting results, but with Pete Steele there was this throbbing, respectful throng of women surrounding him with this, "take me home now" energy coming from them. It was simultaneously awe-inspiring and terrifying.

So I'm glad I'm not sharing the Earth with that guy. Don't need the competition. /s

[–]Twitchety 16 points17 points ago

Well he did do Playgirl. There was no wondering what he looked like naked. They knew. They knew and needed.

[–]trilWillem 14 points15 points ago

When on tour Type O' travelled in two busses. On for the band and one for Peter Steele's dick.

[–]metaldawg1 4 points5 points ago

I am so glad to see TON getting mentioned in this thread. I saw the comic and immediately thought of Peter and when I saw this group of comments I was elated. I'm a huge fan, forum member, Facebook forum member and you guys are all right, this band doesn't get the attention they deserve. Fuck yea!

[–]trilWillem 4 points5 points ago

First guy to do Playgirl with an erection, no homo.
I don't know why I know that.

[–]Twitchety 1 point2 points ago

I don't even know that, and I've stared at Peter Steele more times than I'd like to admit.

[–]silvernails 9 points10 points ago

While I can sympathise, the guy is green-eyed sex on legs. With that voice he could read me the phonebook and I'd melt. Not to mention that Bloody Kisses is one of my favourite albums of all ti... I'll stop here.

[–]trilWillem 2 points3 points ago

I would imagine that 'Love you to death' pretty much does it for you then?

[–]trilWillem 2 points3 points ago

Like this.

[–]PicklePuff 9 points10 points ago

Peter Steele was such an underrated, HILARIOUS,unique enigma. TON never really launched as well as it should have IMO.

[–]trilWillem 7 points8 points ago

I've got a couple of cd's and the After Dark dvd. The whole band, especially him, was funny as hell.

[–]yourbuddyjoe 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit I didn't know he passed away. I saw these guys a couple times. One of the coolest bands and guy around. They always played fan favorites at their concerts and not just the latest stuff they were working on. Now I wish I had gone to more of their shows. :(

[–]cakey138 7 points8 points ago

That is/was Peter steel

[–]mak10z 6 points7 points ago

this is exactly what i was thinking.
where is the rest of the band?
she must have killed them

[–]The_Rat_Cook 2 points3 points ago

[–]catonic 0 points1 point ago

I was going to go with Jay from Flem.

[–]llcbdavis -1 points0 points ago

i was gonna say that. no matter, just so it got said.

[–]snow_bird 0 points1 point ago

Nah... He looks more like Danzig.

[–]sakiwebo 294 points295 points ago

Ah, yes. Back in the days when a head full of long dark hair, a Type O Negative shirt and a relatively decent body is all you needed to score a borderline but extremely hot gothic chick who would seem great at first, but will become a problem when she starts sending your female friends on myspace a personal message asking them who they are and how they met you.

Good times.

Damn you male pattern baldness.

[–]Thagros 77 points78 points ago

Fuck that, dude. Goth gals love my shaved bald head. Does all the ground the groundwork for me.

"Excuse me, can I touch your head?" Mwahahahahaaaa!

[–]jherazob 57 points58 points ago

"Which one?" *Wink*

[–]alkapwnee 53 points54 points ago

"I'm calling the cops."

[–]ggerber 36 points37 points ago

It's a numbers game.

[–]fetchingTurtle 44 points45 points ago

Specifically 9, 1, and 1

[–]oalsaker 5 points6 points ago

Yep. Shaving off all my hair is the best thing I've done for my looks. I look downright evil.

[–]Mistyranch 6 points7 points ago

Are you my brother.....?

[–]teknoqueen 7 points8 points ago

Ooohh I LOVE bald guys. Super hot. Don't feel bad darlin'.

[–]natophonic 0 points1 point ago

[–]RainbowGoddamnDash 11 points12 points ago

Before this picture fully loaded, I honestly thought that was Gus from Psyche.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

These same girls will send you MySpace messages even when the guy is your boyfriend to begin with and you have been dating him for the last three years of high school.

Also, faerie goth chicks can't fight for shit. Who woulda thunk it?

Much love, that punk girl from high school.

[–]PicklePuff 15 points16 points ago

Goth girls can be just as catty and batshit crazy as the stuck-up valley girl cliché. At least they can be more fun and exciting though.

[–]DeadWade 16 points17 points ago

None of that shit is exciting. If I wanted to watch my girlfriend fighting anyone I would have dated some stupid fucking guidette. Drama is for idiots and Mtv. I like my life Drama-free.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I have a friend who went to a goth club twice on an experiment. First she dressed as she normally did in jeans, converse, black shirt and she always had pale skin and black hair. She said she saw goth girls rolling their eyes at her. The second time she went all gothed out and girls started coming onto her. This was after high school too. I some what expect people in high school to act stuck up because everyone is so awkward but these girls were in their 20's acting like that. I suppose if you're still that into any scene in your 20's you probably are still in a high school mentality.

[–]inferior-raven 9 points10 points ago

Can confirm, my punk friend bicycle kicked a goth girl down the stairs. Then made lesbian sex/dildo jokes to the principle when she was called down to the office.

[–]SirRosie 3 points4 points ago

Punk chicks - enjoying life without consequences for decades.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I had one jump me with pepper spray, all because she liked my boyfriend. It got all over both of us and then I knocked her out by somehow connecting perfectly with her temple. Then my boyfriend drove the car around and took me home and helped me shower.

I had another who apparently was talking shit about me on her xanga or whatever and she came up and was flirting with my boyfriend intentionally. She hugged him and smirked at me over his shoulder. When she left, I excused myself and followed her back to her locker and told her,"next time you smirk at me like that again, I'm ripping out your teeth by your goddamn braces." She fucked off after that.

[–]cycopl 6 points7 points ago

lol, women.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It was silly high school business. The girl with the braces did end up dating my friend and we patched things up before high school ended.

[–]mewarmo990 2 points3 points ago

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[–]rahmspinat 71 points72 points ago

[–]nofelix 35 points36 points ago

I'd date Marceline. She's quite mean to Finn & others on a couple of occasions though so maybe it wouldn't work out. Also she's not real, so there's that.

[–]theheartofgold 11 points12 points ago

Also her Dad would be a hell of a father-in-law.

[–]nofelix 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to think he'd respect me after I bested him at swordplay and then we'd chill over some whiskey blood shots.

[–]RedTiger013 2 points3 points ago

But I LOVE her!!

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 22 points23 points ago

Why are you so mean, Marceline?

[–]Ushankaclock 21 points22 points ago

She's not mean, she's a thousand years old and just lost track of her moral code.

[–]nofelix 14 points15 points ago

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

[–]pipboy_warrior 3 points4 points ago

You created me So don't you wanna see me?

[–]inferior-raven 153 points154 points ago

I had a girlfriend like that. She would stand there with her dark slightly frizzy hair and pasty nerd body and get all mad bro every time a "hottie" type girl would walk by.

Not once did she realize that she was my type, and that even single me dosn't give a flying fuck about girls like that. I like my ladies like I like my mashed potatoes. Pale and squishy.

The territorial thing was cute for a little while, but nothing is more unattractive than a girl who makes imaginary problems for herself.

[–]SweetNeo85 195 points196 points ago

nothing is more unattractive than a girl who makes imaginary problems for herself.

I would get that as a bumper sticker but then my wife would ask why I'm trying to break up with her.

[–]KachimiGaNai 26 points27 points ago

Here's your sympathy upvote.

[–]mentalorigami 9 points10 points ago

I wish this was taught in school. Applies to both sexes and would make everyone's life so much better.

[–]thebaddub 6 points7 points ago

I think they call that a 'divorce' after you're married..but who am I kidding, I didn't go to law school.

[–]DotPealer 3 points4 points ago

Second sympathy upvote. Forget the bumper sticker, sometimes I just wish I could tell my fiance to stop making imaginary problems for herself verbally....but then, like you said, she is gonna ask if I am trying to break up with her lol.

[–]NopeCopter 11 points12 points ago

Not once did she realize that she was my type, and that even single me dosn't give a flying fuck about girls like that. I like my ladies like I like my mashed potatoes. Pale and squishy.

It wasn't ever about that.

It's about her own personal insecurities. Which is, to me, what this comic is about.

[–]inferior-raven 7 points8 points ago

That's exactly it. Her insecurites made me sound like a patronizing ass to her every time I told her how I felt about her.

As a result of my tastes, I tend to find myself around insecurity a lot. If only they could really know how I felt, and that I probably love the things they are insecure about. Just to prove that those things aren't impossible to love. You know what I mean?

[–]Asdayasman 5 points6 points ago

[–]NopeCopter 2 points3 points ago

The thing is though, the hottie gal walking by has insecurities too. So as different as they may look and feel, they're both the same in the end. If they would put aside their biased opinions based on stereotypes they would find many similarities with each other.

[–]eine_person 32 points33 points ago

It doesn't matter who it is and what he/she looks like. I hate such people. Recently I was at a party with my BF and he started talking to a girl at a table next to where we stood. All of a sudden her BF comes back from wherever he might have been and starts shooting my BF the most nasty and wrathfull looks I have seen in a long while. After a minute or so he asks, whether BF is hitting on his girl. BF: "No, just talking. Is something wrong with that?" The guy didn't say anything else, but stared at my BF until we decided to leave him them alone. I wanted to slap him the whole time. Right in the face. WTF is wrong with such people?!

[–]FluentinLies 11 points12 points ago

I think you know the answer: insecurity. Something which can ultimately come about for reasons both worthy of sympathy and regret, but rarely the kind if hatred displayed in this thread. Proximally it is certainly destructive, and will result in unhappiness, which makes the underlying tragedy all the more worthy of our pity.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 21 points22 points ago

Small penis problems.

[–]StarBarbershop 2 points3 points ago

Here is my agreeance upvote (dont care if agreeance is not a word)

[–]lnstinkt 3 points4 points ago

And here is my second dance for you (dont care if second dance is not two words)

[–]val_kyrie 19 points20 points ago

I like my ladies like I like my mashed potatoes. Pale and squishy.

Do you know how much it hurts to laugh while eating mini wheats? They went in my nose!

[–]inferior-raven 2 points3 points ago

Oh crap mini wheat nose! Ouch. I had chocolate go in my nose once and I felt that for days.

[–]zerosource 3 points4 points ago

"I like my ladies like I like my mashed potatoes. Pale and squishy." Is they funniest thing I have heard all day.

[–]Under_Radar321 2 points3 points ago

nothing is more unattractive than a girl who makes imaginary problems for herself.

You could put that on a fucking t-shirt. Respect.

[–]Devanismyname 163 points164 points ago

I wish. Mine is such a bitch to me. She isn't protective of me at all. She doesn't even exist for christ sake. Fucking mean ass bitch. She can go fuck herself.

[–]qazwsxal 132 points133 points ago

She can go fuck herself.

Sounds like you've got something in common then.

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[–]Askeladden 7 points8 points ago

Damn dat diss made me snarf yo.

[–]kliks 1 point2 points ago

I feel ya brah

[–]thelonebandit 19 points20 points ago

Is there more like this?

[–]maintain_composure 45 points46 points ago

I think it's the comic strip called Nemi.

[–]thelonebandit 4 points5 points ago

Thanks!

[–]Jay1993 2 points3 points ago

I get it every weekday in a free paper on the train, truly awful comic but this one was actually pretty funny, cant say the same for the rest of them.

[–]keyholder101 21 points22 points ago

It was pretty satisfying when I saw the up votes at 666.

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 21 points22 points ago

I used to do that. Now it's just like, I look at them looking at my SO, and I ignore them. It's a lot more satisfying.

[–]BrokenBelief 38 points39 points ago

Crazy jealousy does nothing good for a relationship, even if you are right. Let alone when you're wrong.

Good on you.

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 6 points7 points ago

It was just in the honeymoon phase. But as soon as that passed, I realized how silly it is to be jealous at all. :D

[–]Rambis 12 points13 points ago

There were a couple of girls that physically shoved themselves in b/w my boyfriend (now husband) and I just to talk to him. Used to piss me off like none other. Now all I can do is laugh a little at them b/c I realize how stupid they look.

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 31 points32 points ago

In my opinion, there's nothing more pathetic than a girl trying to get attention of a guy who is obviously taken, and most of the time, it's just to piss off the girl. When my SO and I are out clubbing, a girl would ALWAYS try to start dancing with him by like, gradually grinding up against him. We always just turn around so she's up against me and I'm like "Well, hello there ;) "

[–]elairah 14 points15 points ago

Seriously, am I the only person who doesn't poach? As soon as I realize someone is dating someone else they are "persona non-nookie" until at least a month after the relationship ends, or longer.

[–]Bumblebree 6 points7 points ago

My husband and I had been married two weeks or so when we opted to go out to the bar we met at with some friends. There was some pub crawl happening and this huge group of girls in brightly colored wigs were all over the bar, being really obnoxious. I went inside to grab us some ciders and come back to him, holding my purse and as flat against a wall as he can make himself, looking down at this tiny female in a long blue wig. She is inches from him, ignoring the ring on his finger and the fact that he's holding my purse. He looks so uncomfortable that even a couple of strangers near me made comments. I stood there watching for a moment (because frankly it was hilarious) and listened to her talk at him.

"I swear I know you!" she giggles, twirling a lock of her wig around her finger. "You probably don't recognize me because of the wig. I'm normally blonde! So what are you doing here by yourself?"

At that point I decided to make my way towards them. I loudly state that if that "blue-haired bitch doesn't get away from my husband I will snatch out her weave and make her eat it". One of her friends who had been watching the exchange grabbed her and pulled her back in to their group. I gave my husband his cider and told him that I saw the whole thing. He spent the rest of the night with his arm around me.

TL;DR Almost broke some girl who was practically forcing herself on my husband at a bar.

On a side note: I generally have to fend gay men off of my husband. It's hilarious.

[–]Rambis 2 points3 points ago

Very nice way of dealing with that :) I just tend to shove my way back b/w them and smile. Or grab his butt and give him a kiss.

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 7 points8 points ago

I'll take any excuse to grab my SO's butt, so I do that quite often as well. :D

[–]LiterallyOblivious 5 points6 points ago

wtf? Are you married to Ryan Gosling or something?

[–]Rambis 2 points3 points ago

Nah, he's too cliche. My husband is hotter.

seriously though, it threw me for a damn loop when girls started doing that b/c I NEVER thought I'd be married to someone that attractive. Still kinda blows my mind. If anything, these days, their forwardness is a compliment.

[–]LiterallyOblivious 10 points11 points ago

I'm always thrown when women think they can be blatantly evil to other women around and the guys wont notice.

[–]Rambis 2 points3 points ago

Me too, it's insane. Some people have some serious nerve (or guts, whichever way you look at it).

[–]OptimusBeyonce 2 points3 points ago

Obviously this isn't the rule when it comes to guys, but it seems like a lot of guys don't notice, or don't care. Granted, i'm going off of my experiences, which may be different from the experiences of others.

[–]enginedriver 47 points48 points ago

Serious question. Has anyone ever laughed at a Nemi. Has anyone even smiled at a Nemi before. It's in Metro, it's probably read by ten million people a day. Has any one of that huge number, that guesstimate ten million ever even unfurled the slightest smirk, twitched the corner of their lip? I have yet to see it.

[–]sometypeofperson 38 points39 points ago

Funnier in Norwegian. Also, used to be quite relevant.

It's like trying to make English jokes in Norwegian - you immediately sound like a massive tool.

[–]Frost_ 18 points19 points ago

They also seem to work quite well in Finnish. I suppose it's the cultural commonalities between the Nordic countries that makes them work as well as they do.

[–]Fearlessbunny 10 points11 points ago

Also works well in Sweden

[–]bobosuda 6 points7 points ago

It's actually not funny in Norwegian either. Nemi is a really shitty comic, and I have no idea why it has gotten as popular as it is. Especially those "serious" strips in Magasinet, where she's trying to make some kind of bullshit political point. Those are the freaking worst.

[–]yabyum 19 points20 points ago

I did once, 13th April 2011 on the 0713 from MK to Euston.

Edit: Actually, no, my bad, I laughed at the chap who spilt his coffee into his laptop bag whilst I was reading Metro

[–]AKneelingOx 2 points3 points ago

i used to enjoy the nemi strips back in the day.

i don't know if it's me getting old and grumpy, but she just seems like a really irritating woman child. i much prefer cyan, but i can't stand to read them anymore.

i tend to get to the tv reviews and then bounce.

[–]Hoxen 7 points8 points ago

I smirk to Nemi often. I never get a real "LoL!" but I love the comic nevertheless, one of my favourite strips.

[–]Skrim 0 points1 point ago

Try it in the original language, mate. ;)

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[–]Msj2705 0 points1 point ago

Like bitch mom from breaking bad!

[–]teimenosce 5 points6 points ago

You look like Peter Steele!

[–]BellaBlack 10 points11 points ago

Good comic (Nemi), but she's always so catty agains other non-gothic/alternative women.

[–]Peccatrix 7 points8 points ago

Nemi <3

[–]RavingMoses 10 points11 points ago

What's a girlfriend?

[–]TobiLives 4 points5 points ago

Just like my girlfriend. And to be honest: I love it. Makes me feel loved.

[–]SirTargus 2 points3 points ago

woo! Nemi :D

[–]fuzzydice_82 6 points7 points ago

mine too - and i love it the way it is.

[–]ChoxRox 30 points31 points ago

She knows your username, doesn't she?

[–]fuzzydice_82 22 points23 points ago

i'm not allowed to answer that

[–]VeryWrongImpression 2 points3 points ago

You're dating an angler fish?

[–]shadowayla 2 points3 points ago

I have been trying to find out the name of this comic strip for years, since a friend in the USA showed it to me (Australian here). THANK YOU!!!

[–]HughGnu 1 point2 points ago

You are going to want to skip the beej.

[–]Jeeman 0 points1 point ago

Don't lie to us this is the Internet you have no girlfriend

[–]PersonX2 2 points3 points ago

Worst blowjob ever.

[–]thorbo 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend calls this line of thinking "girl brain". She also says that every girl has it and they can never not be worrying about something. Even if things are going perfectly they will think something up that might possibly happen and then worry about that.

[–]me-tan 3 points4 points ago

So Nemi's dating Nathan? That actually sounds like a perfect match...

[–]Ausgeflippt 1 point2 points ago

They already had that episode. It ended hilariously.

[–]pipstarr7 1 point2 points ago

Everyone's girlfriend.

[–]sprocketsturgeon 4 points5 points ago

Haha. I've never been a jealous girlfriend because I'm always really confident that I'm the best thing that ever happened to my boyfriend.

So that creates its own problems =P

Also, he knows that if he ever cheated on me, I'd leave him. There wouldn't be any theatrics, I'd just up and leave.

[–]crescentss -1 points0 points ago

After 2 and a half years i just dumped mine. best decision ever! good luck man but in the long run its not worth it. find someone that realizes your human and sometimes look at other girls. someone that knows no matter what shes worth it. not someone that expects shes worth it.

[–]MrTsallery 1 point2 points ago

Nemi gets upvote. Hilarious comic.

[–]INFAMAE 0 points1 point ago

well, you're a handsome fella.

[–]anelida 0 points1 point ago

oh she is so lucky to have you, isnt she?

[–]teknocratbob 1 point2 points ago

I can relate to this

[–]nonpromqueen 1 point2 points ago

God I miss Peter Steele. :(

[–]superschnoofs 0 points1 point ago

No offense but your girlfriend has something wrong with her face.

[–]dlay 0 points1 point ago

Know that feel, bro.

[–]BantamBasher135 0 points1 point ago

LOL, last night at the store, without even looking: "You're squinting at that other redhead, aren't you?"

"What, how did you know?!"

"That's what you do."

"Well, nice to know I'm predictable."

Amazingly, this did not cause a fight.

[–]WorkingNinj 2 points3 points ago

Everytime I catch my bf looking at a redhead or other I just smirk and wait for him to see that I'm looking at him. I don't get jealous, but it's always fun to observe how guys check out girls in public.

[–]Sarzek 0 points1 point ago

"> You have a GF..."

"> You are muscular..."

[–]ForFruitsSake 0 points1 point ago

My first thought at looking at this was that "damn, that dudes lucky to have someone who likes him that much."

[–]zombieregime -1 points0 points ago

LPT: HUGE red flag. get a new girlfriend.

[–]griffith12 0 points1 point ago

is kinda scary looking.

[–]SirDidymus 0 points1 point ago

Your girlfriend is an Atog

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

this is actually a bit frightening...

[–]Plazm 0 points1 point ago

[–]MyWeekendShoes 0 points1 point ago

Classic Nemi.

[–]ArMcK 1 point2 points ago

You look like Glenn Danzig.

[–]Lohlein 0 points1 point ago

funny mama

[–]Hipashia 1 point2 points ago

I'm here to take the GBD...

[–]Karl_Marx_ 1 point2 points ago

I always enjoy when a girl is protective or territorial of me. It makes me feel wanted.

[–]dawg1232 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted to say, that this is precisely how my girlfriend reacts to every female friend I ever have. To the point to where we're about to break up because of a new girl at school. The real question is, do I stay with my crazy bitch or go for the other crazy bitch because I only attract crazy.

[–]revfelix 1 point2 points ago

Your girlfriend is a Leviathan?

[–]cstone1 1 point2 points ago

Peter Steele is that you?

[–]YayOrangeJuice 0 points1 point ago

Are you Scott Stapp?

[–]yerm620 1 point2 points ago

My ex was like that. Once we were walking down the street and she grabbed my hand super tight and said out loud, "Sluts!" I looked across the street to see what she was talking about, and it was 3 12 year old girls playing on scooters...

[–]hereticjones 1 point2 points ago

LOL my wife is the same way. Awesome.

[–]disturbedpigeon 1 point2 points ago

Insecure.

[–]doodzrool 1 point2 points ago

That is me in public with my boyfriend.

[–]Nyrb 0 points1 point ago

She looks nothing like a hand...

[–]Darierl 0 points1 point ago

Nemi is great, the only 'strip' from a newspaper I've ever liked, it was the best thing about the 'Metro' free paper when I lived in London.

[–]ggorgg 1 point2 points ago

brilliant norwegian comic. found in supermarkets.

[–]backmask 1 point2 points ago

I thought Peter Steele died?

[–]Rapewolf 0 points1 point ago

loves it

[–]livetvettu 0 points1 point ago

Nemi <3

[–]PirateVikingNinja 1 point2 points ago

You name is Nathan Explosion?

[–]Fuckeddit 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro..

[–]NecroGod 1 point2 points ago

Adorable!

[–]Pig_Lord 0 points1 point ago

Ahh Nemi. The highlight of reading the Metro.

[–]lemonadegame -1 points0 points ago

There are women EVERYWHERE in this thread

[–]pmurph 1 point2 points ago

ahahah my girlfriend says she does this but I never catch her in the act

[–]quantumpsych 0 points1 point ago

God, i miss my corpse bride.

[–]SPLICER21 0 points1 point ago

OAG

[–]truckin_withgirl 0 points1 point ago

insecure? judgmental?

[–]Mr_Subtlety 1 point2 points ago

I think you meant to submit this to r/creepy

[–]Navy0Corps 1 point2 points ago

OAG? demon style?

[–]HyundaiRyder 1 point2 points ago

Enjoy it friend, I remember when I had a girlfriend like this, and for some reason I loved it.

[–]hyperfat 1 point2 points ago

My friends cat is named Nemi. She's crazy.

I had a hot bf like that once. Girls would not know I was dating him and give me their number to pass along. We would giggle about it later. He looked better in my clothing than I did.

[–]BunnieBonnie 0 points1 point ago

HISSSSSSSSSSS snake rattle

[–]Grant638 1 point2 points ago

[–]gibartnick 0 points1 point ago

You want a beej tonight? NO I DON'T, EVER!

[–]tandorkus 1 point2 points ago

You seem like a good guy, I hope it's working out between you two, hang in there.

[–]klou62 0 points1 point ago

Is that Pete Steele?

[–]everapplebutter 0 points1 point ago

She's scary.

[–]Pastogen 0 points1 point ago

OAG level: over 9000!

[–]IHaveHerpes 0 points1 point ago

Nathan Explosion?

[–]jls76524 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for comic written by ICS Vortex's wife.