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[–]AdrunkGirlScout 48 points49 points ago

Rockywinkle

[–]hehsnork 5 points6 points ago

Curses, you read my mind.

[–]alphakrusher 8 points9 points ago

Sorry

[–]b-had12 5 points6 points ago

^ Must be Canadian.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I'm really slow...

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

Moose && squirrel.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 1 point2 points ago

Bozhe moi, Natasha! Moose and Squirrel have done the capitalist nasty! Is an abomination!

[–]melgibson 0 points1 point ago

If you see Oksana, kick her in the nuts.

[–]NeilOhighO 22 points23 points ago

It's a squoose!

[–]will042082 6 points7 points ago

safer than a tiger squirrel

[–]econleech 1 point2 points ago

I like to see that face off with a cat.

[–]XshibumiX 4 points5 points ago

The annual squoose migration is really something to see. Just thousands of squeese stretching out from horizon to horizon. Majestic.

[–]Herpdederperson 1 point2 points ago

Plural for squoose is squoose

[–]Ultimasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure its squeeses, just like moose is meeses

[–]Ugbgu -1 points0 points ago

shopped.

[–]CanPanther -4 points-3 points ago

Dammit! Upvote for taking my post! Muirrel just doesn't cut it.

[–]LaLaBKS 9 points10 points ago

Aha! Moose AND squirrel!

[–]DaTglass 7 points8 points ago

I always thought there was a bit of sexual tension on that show...

[–]djbriandamage 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Bullwinkle finally pulled a rabbit out of his hat.

[–]sowhydontyoublowme[S] 2 points3 points ago

Oh my..

[–]mosaic4077 3 points4 points ago

Wait a minute... Is this 'shopped?

[–]ReadyForTheZombehs 2 points3 points ago

Nope. As a Canadian, I can vouch for this "RockyWinkle" to be real.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 4 points5 points ago

Pfft, this is one of those Quebec Squirrels.

Barely even Canada.

[–]chingyduster 5 points6 points ago

I smell a separatist.

[–]emskem 2 points3 points ago

What... What does a separatist smell like? I need to go sniff a Québecois now.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

Maple Syrup and hatred for English speaking Canadians.

[–]gijyun 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't you be calling it un écureuil then?

[–]Superwac 3 points4 points ago

Wait a minuet...I thought Canadian squirrels were black?

[–]Androne 1 point2 points ago

The come in a variety of colors.

[–]SabreGuy2121 0 points1 point ago

I was actually shocked by this. I mean, there ARE gray squirrels in Canada. I grew up in Buffalo and that's ALL we had. Cross the river in to Canada and there's also gray squirrels and little red squirrels that are annoying as hell. I had never seen them before.

[–]snarkinturtle 0 points1 point ago

So much squirrel ignorance. Speaking only of tree squirrels (i.e. excluding ground squirrels, prairie dogs, marmots, and chipmunks) there are two widespread species that people are familiar with. American Red Squirrels (most common in coniferous and mixed habitats) and Gray Squirrels (most common in deciduous forests and cities - limited to southern Canada). The latter has several colour phases - gray and black. Black is more common in more northern populations while gray predominates in the south, especially cities. The two species of flying squirrel - Northern and Southern - are widespread and fairly common in forests but are rarely seen because they are nocturnal. Fox squirrels (largest N.American tree squirrel) are in southern Ontario. In SW BC there are also Douglas' Squirrels.

[–]canadianredditor17 0 points1 point ago

I don't really want to wait for a full minuet, I'm not even a fan of ballroom dancing.

[–]Rainbow-aliensword -1 points0 points ago

No canadian squrills are brown/gray and sometimes theres a bit of a copper color too

[–]Squidfist 0 points1 point ago

They're red around these parts. Or I guess the copper color you're referring to.

Image

[–]ReadyForTheZombehs 0 points1 point ago

I've only got black and brown.

[–]plaguedbullets 0 points1 point ago

Many colours including black. In the winter we even get white ones.
*Edit: The white squirrel was a joke, a snow joke, a very poorly executed snow/squirrel joke.

[–]Wildcard1222 3 points4 points ago

Rocky and Bullwinkle had a baby...

[–]jonnichols 2 points3 points ago

Sorry.

[–]Kizaing 0 points1 point ago

Canadian here, I can confirm those are what our squirrels look like.

[–]DrDizaster 1 point2 points ago

this is just f#@%ing awesome. Thank you The Internet.

[–]hiddenbutobvious 1 point2 points ago

Grade A New Brunswick Squirrel!

[–]spunkybusiness 1 point2 points ago

I really thought this was going to be one of those black demon squirrels they have in Toronto

[–]Ruckusnusts 0 points1 point ago

You guys have these cute little fuckers even. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_squirrel

[–]TheRealWondertruffle 0 points1 point ago

Gah. Nightmare zone.

[–]gregogree -1 points0 points ago

As a canadian..I laughed at this

[–]devonjackson 0 points1 point ago

so does this have a worth1000 watermark usually or something

[–]Zombhe 1 point2 points ago

Has science gone too far?

[–]bigdefmute -1 points0 points ago

I am no longer waiting for the pocket whale and have decided to instead save up for a Rockiwinkle.

[–]PropaneSales 0 points1 point ago

If you look real close to the background, you can see Sarah Palin.

[–]sn44 -1 points0 points ago

Top Canadian IAMA question: "Would you rather fight one moose sized squirrel or 100 squirrel sized moose?"

[–]spryte333 0 points1 point ago

The jackalope of the Norh!

[–]Androne 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the beaver tail and the loon speckle.

[–]pottrpupptpals 0 points1 point ago

I love OP's username.

[–]sowhydontyoublowme[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. :)

[–]olafthebent 0 points1 point ago

The Moosesquirrel is a solitary creature that makes it's home in snowy climes. It hibernates in the winter and grazes in the forests of central Canada during the summer.

... for more information on the moosesquirrel, write to Hinterland Who's Who, 56 sparks st. Ottawa

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

I've seen some shops in my day, and I must say that this is legit. Much like the Jackalope.

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

Bullwrocky

[–]Wide-Eyed_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

We also have hippos

[–]Basil_Lisk 0 points1 point ago

"But Boris, What about oh nevermind."

[–]Pangael 0 points1 point ago

Look Natasha . . . !

[–]mishpat 0 points1 point ago

Squirrelk - when the creators of Pokémon run out of ideas.

[–]otts2222 0 points1 point ago

what kind of noise would an animal like that make??

[–]Torn-Apart 0 points1 point ago

Oh man... I want one!

[–]Hjortur95 0 points1 point ago

There's a sub for this.

There's always a sub for this.

[–]TheGrappler -1 points0 points ago

It's a Squoose?

[–]norsurfit 1 point2 points ago

That must be a moostake...

[–]xNocturne 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry.

[–]Fanntastic -1 points0 points ago

I'm 14 and this is fucking hilarious

[–]showstopping -1 points0 points ago

8/10 would adopt

[–]kberger449 -1 points0 points ago

I work in a Canadian park. The squirrels are inbred and have become larger then a lot of the dogs. They no longer fear us either.

[–]cckynv 0 points1 point ago

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

[–]skybleu 0 points1 point ago

Cute! haha We have some squirrels here in the Chicago area that I have heard referred to as being like "canadian squirrels" because they are black. Ours are predominantly grey, with some being a golden brown......is it true that Canada has a lot of black squirrels?

[–]Er_Mer_Gerd 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]JurassicParkerr 0 points1 point ago

I think every time Canada is mentioned, the OP gets an automatic upvote from all of us.

[–]flyersfan78 0 points1 point ago

That must have been a brave squirrel...or just a REALLY desperate moose.

[–]Tybodsm 0 points1 point ago

Obviously photoshopped- he's not apologizing or playing hockey.

[–]Duderbot 0 points1 point ago

Must be a distant cousin of the American Jackalope.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 0 points1 point ago

I made my first animal hybrid a few years ago

http://imgur.com/6TjaR

[–]20thsieclefox 0 points1 point ago

oh god, I just laughed so hard.

[–]JAfball77 0 points1 point ago

What aboot the jack rabbit from the red green show?

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

What's that aboot?

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

If you look real closely, you can see that this is 'shopped.

[–]DeLzN 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian, I confirm this.

[–]srwim 0 points1 point ago

Do you fight

A. 1 moose sized squirrel

or

B. 100 squirrel sized moose (plural, damn confusing english)

[–]kbrand00 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ellsworthy 0 points1 point ago

Very good :-)

[–]Nousernamerage 0 points1 point ago

Sorry

[–]ThnkWthPrtls 0 points1 point ago

I laughed WAY too hard at this

[–]King_BiBis 1 point2 points ago

ITS A WILD SQUOOSE

[–]Namyag 0 points1 point ago

Would you rather fight 100 squirrel-sized meese or one moose-sized squirrel?

[–]The_Jenis 1 point2 points ago

As a Canadian, I can confirm this.

[–]_balls_to_the_wall_ 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the wild Moosquirrel. Little do people know, they're actually as big as a smart car and feed exclusively on maple syrup and bacon.

[–]Rmorgeddon 0 points1 point ago

LOL...you've just described essentially half of 'Murica.

[–]jbeach403 0 points1 point ago

I live in Canada, and my stupid fucking dog killed a squirrel this morning. Its sitting outside my back door, I've been putting off cleaning it up, Ill just go to work and let my step dad figure it out.

[–]xB1akey -1 points0 points ago

Is your dog stupid for following it's instincts? Are tigers stupid for killing prey? Are you stupid for breathing?

[–]jbeach403 4 points5 points ago

Chill David Attenborough, it was a reddit comment not an indictment of my dogs existence.

[–]xB1akey 0 points1 point ago

I loved that sentence so much your getting an upvote

[–]schnaggletoof 0 points1 point ago

Crazy moose and squirrel.

[–]nakkh 0 points1 point ago

Rocky and Bullwinkle were gettin busy.