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[–]GlassHouseResident 28 points29 points ago

The words "cake day" make me nauseous. If you put the words "real life" in front of them, I projectile vomit the last remaining shreds of my tattered soul. Eventually, it creeps back, weakened and muttering under its breath.

[–]PsychoticMuffin 23 points24 points ago

who the fuck cares

[–]TheThingToSay 4 points5 points ago

You cared enough to comment...so you do!

[–]Peatore 16 points17 points ago

Fuck cake days.

The self referential bullshit on this site is a cancer.

[–]flatlander00321 5 points6 points ago

I hope the rest of your week is twice as disappointing, if only to give you some fucking perspective.

[–]TheMightyDane 6 points7 points ago

oh no. that shit is super important.

[–]XunOnline 4 points5 points ago

Haven't seen Hercules in a long time, but when I see this GIF now, it looks like he's regenerating.

[–]SpeakinEngrish 2 points3 points ago

One does not simply take a break from Reddit.

[–]friedrice65 5 points6 points ago

so why don't you post this which is pretty much the same thing as a cakeday post except much more annoying.

[–]Nachtraaf 0 points1 point ago

Your post just made me realize I missed mine too.

[–]Serpantking45 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could do that. I have a hit list that would be shortened very quickly if I could.

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 0 points1 point ago

Have not seen this gif. Clever.

[–]karmal0vesyou 0 points1 point ago

Mine was 4 days ago :(

[–]Mdamon808 0 points1 point ago

How do you know when your cake day was? I don't see anything in my account details that tells me...

I don't really want to post anything, I just was wondering when I created my account...

[–]divadsci 1 point2 points ago

I
DON'T
GIVE
A
CRAP

[–]readyno -1 points0 points ago

Wouldn't that be Zues fucking damnit?

[–]agent007goldeni -2 points-1 points ago

One does not simply take a break from reddit for a few days.

[–]Grimpy -2 points-1 points ago

I'm curious what percentage of people just think Reddit is a game whose goal is karma.

I guess 'cake day' would be their bonus level?

[–]OliverGrune 1 point2 points ago

Can we take away cake days?

[–]TheThingToSay -2 points-1 points ago

Lol...like how I feel 5 minutes after walking into a Wal-Mart on a Saturday.

[–]Cablead -1 points0 points ago

Hades used fire blast.

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[–]kevka -5 points-4 points ago

lol u lose